that wouldn't work, i tried to get her to leave me for so long so that i could be happy but she never did, i didn't have big enough balls to walk out, and i couldn't get past thinking of not being with my kids everyday.

Do you have life insurance? If so, how much?

I noticed you mentioned you had sex with this girl. Tell me, did she enjoy a good fisting?

LMAO

She looks like she could wear that helmet...

If you buttered it up first.

Did you get married before you knew this girl, or after?

Alright. Clue me in. Who is CinW and why do you wish they were still posting?

without the sex i dont think she would of put up with my shit for 6 years,lol

i have been married 13 years ,yeah i was married when i met her!!

Think about your planet History for a moment.

Clint in Wichita....a thread seeking an "its ok if pelvis' touch" hug....and revelation that he was banging some chic. Wait until I reveal the truth, that they met HERE.

I think the reply would be, very, very readable.


Shygum

Congratulations on your place in Planet history. this is your moment, you might as well shine.

So, you committed adultery with this girl.

thats the dumbest thing ever, why would u say something so dumb about any female?

You were married...you were banging a married woman.

You're lucky her husband didn't run you through a wood chipper into a fire ant hill.


I take back what I said about letting it out....hold it in....feel the burn.

Im just trying to understand why you like this chick so much. No chick is worth what you're going through unless she lets you stick your arm up her ass...

OK, makes sense now.

yes and what i should of did was marry her and fight for my kids!!

Special gal I'm sure. Its not every girl that can eat a peanut butter sandwich while you poop on her chest.


What you should have done was been a loyal husband, or given her the courtesy of leaving....instead of playing the brown noise on your wife and kids, and her family.

You've given yourself an enema and put on your own white pants in the front of the church.

Has your wife been unfaithful to you?

she is the best there is in life and friends like that dont come around everyday.

Did you even try to fist her??? You didnt, did you? :shake:

nope she has never kissed another man b4, i have been with her since we were kids ,i was 13 she was 12 and she is a great mother just not a very good wife as we never really had anything in common or i would of never strayed in the first place.

No way, you wanted two boxes and both sets of kids.

Okay, that's enough of this sh*t.

YOUR KIDS ARE THE BEST THERE IS IN LIFE.

You made a mistake. Don't make your kids pay for it.

why fist her? i had enough tool to fill it up and when i was going there i loved to eat it,lol

Her cervix is like a bright light on a bug zapper.

bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpppppppppzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzpppppppp


your wife deserves HALF.

You're scum. Both women deserve better than you.

Dude... if you don't love your wife move on. You're doing more damage than good.

Thats great III, hopefully dad won't get back from walmart until that rusty trombone is cleaned up.


You obviously don't see it.....but you're treating your kids like a cup with 2 girls and some indy music hovering over it.

wrong. wrong. wrong.

Wow, I actually agree with you. Donger says make sure they have their vaccines too. LMAO

;)

Forget the woman. She's chosen to move on (probably realized you weren't leaving your wife and she deserved better).
Explore leaving your wife. It's just my opinion, but you'll **** up your kids more by staying in that marriage than otherwise. And she definitely deserves better.

Also.
Get your priorities un-****ed up.

what the hell causes this selfishness. your kids deserve to be happy first.

I hope clint in witch is doing ok. He would send me some rep every once in awhile even if he wasn't posting

Sorry, your quote just made me think of the Gunny.

As I typed it, I was hearing that voice in my head.

the pound has a new best friend just waiting.

Seriously dude......you're a douchebag who's ****ing up God knows how many people's lives.

The sacred box you silly goose.

ROFL

This quote makes me think, "You gotta stop putting the pussy on a pedestal."

"Your days of fingerbanging Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER "

Have you ever thought of this girl while fisting your wife?

I love the box as much as the next guy but jeez they make ones that plug into your usb port now

Wow this thread is amazing.. It is either a very clever thread about making shit up or a very sad thread with someone with little intelligence.. Please be the first one, cause if not you are more dumb then Gochiefs..

shyguyms turn in your man card its void.

Your love should be your best friend.

Good Gawd! :spock:

Pal, you need to sack the **** up and move on with your life. Go have a few beers, tag some stray tail, hop on an ATV and go sling some mud or something.

Wow, what a thread this turned out to be.

This thread could make me lose hope for humanity :doh!:

Your wife should be your best friend. Which means the girl you are with now should (in theory) be your best friend. You shouldn't need this other girl to be that for you.

Something is wrong if that's the case.

Quick! Tighten up that hope! LMAO

i respect what your saying but then again you do have Obama on your thread and he will try to kill us all one day!!,lol

Nobody got the KY Jelly before i fix it so i assume i am safe

Neither man mentioned so far.

... and the rest of the thread renders that information irrelevant.

Wow. Seek professional help, dude. Seriously, don't ask these questions on the internet- you need real world guidance.

doesn't sound like she's having much problem with that bro.

Okay shyguyms, reveal yourself. In the beginning I bought it. Now, it's over the top. No one can be this much of a dumbass. Is this Donger?

So you're telling him to go cheat on his loving wife, mother of his children..

How does that help this situation?

Brilliant.

He needs to go find a rusty nail and hang himself by the scrotum on it.

Something tells me reading 10 pages of this will lower my IQ.

WOW

Sometimes the magic is gone and people stay together for the kids you know.

I don't see a smiley, so I assume you're serious.

You know it's hard to have a patent answer for everyone. For me I can't imagine life without my kid. My wife and I both of us have pretty high sex drives and are very compatible. Some people are different. Just had a very good friend initiate a divorce and move to Texas. He had a huge sex drive and she had none. I have actually seen situations where the two could work a situation like that out. There was no way in his case.

This posters situation was totally different. He was wooped on the other woman. Me I'm wooped on my kid. When I am with him I am happier than any other time. I guess it's all about priorities and what's important. Then again it's easy for me to say sitting in a pretty good situation. I guess what I am trying to say is I don't think one shoe fits all in situations like this.

He's already cheated on his wife with this girl.

The guy doesn't seem to be into the whole loving wife picture Dr. Phil and his family doesn't seem to resemble the Waltons, or Ward, June and the Beaver.

I would however agree regarding the nail and his man bag.

what bag?

His scrotum.

Yeeeeeah, point taken.

You had me on "You know it's hard". :)
Seriously, I don't disagree with you.

rule of thumb DO NOT F**K FRIENDS
If you do they are no longer friends, they are lovers.
You had neither you had a mistress and your mistress left you.
Now you are whining like you lost your binky.
I am sure she is doing everything to forget you.
I suggest you do the same.

What you really need to do is tell your "best friend" and your wife about ChiefsPlanet and have them sign up. We'll all be willing to provide complimentary therapy for an hour twice a week for as long as you need help. Get on it. Right now.

Best reason to get married and have kids I've ever heard. Do us all a favor, go to the doctor and get your nuts cut off.

oh god, without nuts, wouldn't that make me a girl and possibly a Kansas State fan? nah im not that gay now
do you need a hug? oh yeah i know your Huggs left for WV, ROFL

Stay on track homewrecker...we were talking about signing up mrsshygums an account and getting her on here to sort out your troubles.

It would probably be the best for everyone...everyone....if you ask the phantom hooker to sign up and log in too.



In reality, I blame kcchiefsman and the japanese for this situation. If they had actually built the girl-love-bot he talked about, none of this would have been necessary and all you'd need was some windex to clean up your problem of your straying pickle.

nah dont worry about me and my tool, we are doing just fine
wheres ur old lady i heard she needs a good bangin:evil:

Right...I understand that.

But from his wifes point of you, how does that help her situation when an unknown person on a message board tells her husband to go out and get some strange tail.

She is the true victim in this story.

Thanks for the neg rep Brock.

If she needs a good bangin', I don't have to look your direction with my hatchet....you couldn't even screw Raggedy Anne well enough to keep her off of another pickle, and rumor has it, less guys tried out for American Idol this year than taught your wife the meaning of orgasm.

If ever anybody needed to be American Hero'd, this is it.

You still living under I-68, Shannon?

dadada dat wuz a dood won Iowa mannnnnnnnn
hooked on phonicssssssssss worked fir u

i betcha if she comes on to this site ,she would tell ya that makeing her have multiple orgasms was never a problem?

why so much jealousy about me getting ass anyways?

shannon is my wife jackass
stop by anytime

Only when you're gone, dude.

Really....why are you heartbroken over this chick? She's not even a 6 on a scale of 10.