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58-4ever 04-02-2009 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5633906)
But I draw the line on diseases, no matter how picturesque the breasts.

This. It's obvious Hootie is an immature asshole that has little regard for other's feelings or even a burning sensation when he pees. However, calling him a rapist is a little over the top.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5633900)
I like how the idea of penetrating a drunken Ex is some big accomplishment.


the truth is, she let you insert the tip long enough to give you her yeast infection because she hates you.

If you believe that chic, who had vd and cheats on her boyfriends, has only been with 5-6 guys, I've got some swamp land to sell you where you can pull in a trailer to live happily ever after with T-Gash.

Exactly.

Which is why her story is too unbelievable to tell =)

I'm not a moron when it comes to girls, I know when they are lying and I know when they are not.

I know her ex-boyfriend pretty well and I know their story.

I love sluts. Slutty girls are awesome. This particular girl isn't a slut, which I realize is hard to believe. Trust me.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 5633916)
This. It's obvious Hootie is an immature asshole that has little regard for other's feelings or even a burning sensation when he pees. However, calling him a rapist is a little over the top.

I don't know how that was even brought up...

A) I dated this girl for 6 or 7 months.
B) We've had sex many times.
C) We've been drunk together many times.

I understand how someone might think it's rape if it was some random drunk girl who couldn't walk or speak...

But I have a pretty long history with this girl, and we are still pretty decent friends. We were never NOT civil or anything like that...

Smed1065 04-02-2009 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5633608)
Do you know what its technically called when you have sex with a girl that is too drunk to make rational decisions?

Mrs Iowanian?

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:24 AM

and she's still one of the coolest girls I've ever met...

Awesome personality...never gets mad about anything. A pleasure to hang out with...doesn't get mad when we make fun of her.

Hammock Parties 04-02-2009 10:26 AM

Jehovah does not approve.

Spicy McHaggis 04-02-2009 10:26 AM

Dude, if this is a goal...

Aim higher. A lot higher.

MagicHef 04-02-2009 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633631)
actually 23.11...shit my birthday is in a month SWEEET

I'm not convinced that you understand decimals.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spicy McHaggis (Post 5633936)
Dude, if this is a goal...

Aim higher. A lot higher.

You guys take things WAY too friggin' seriously.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 5633941)
I'm not convinced that you understand decimals.

True...how about 23 and 11/12

Hammock Parties 04-02-2009 10:33 AM

Personally I'm glad Hootie shares his drunken sexual escapades with us. I live vicariously through him.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:36 AM

I have to go over to her place today and get my jacket...I'll make sure to show her this thread so she can see what a sociopath/rapist I am. She'll probably agree.

She knows how addicted to ChiefsPlanet I am...in fact, all of my friends make fun of me for it.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:37 AM

We'll be talking draft and one of my friends will say something...and I'll retort with "well they say etc. etc. etc." and then my friends will be like...by they, do you mean your friends on ChiefsPlanet?

Of course everyone on this site hates me so friends doesn't really work but you get the point.

58-4ever 04-02-2009 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633960)
We'll be talking draft and one of my friends will say something...and I'll retort with "well they say etc. etc. etc." and then my friends will be like...by they, do you mean your friends on ChiefsPlanet?

Of course everyone on this site hates me so friends doesn't really work but you get the point.

If people "hate" you, then they do take things WAY too seriously. If anything, your love for Huard and slutty girls makes you too comical to hate.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever (Post 5633964)
If people "hate" you, then they do take things WAY too seriously. If anything, your love for Huard and slutty girls makes you too comical to hate.

Just had to bring Huard into it...

Hammock Parties 04-02-2009 10:43 AM

SLUT BOUND AND DOWN
HOOTIE'S GONE OUT SLUMMIN

HE GONNA DO WHAT THEY SAY CAN'T BE DONE

HE'S GOT SOME OLD PUSS TO ****
AND A SHORT TIME TO **** IT
SLUT BOUND JUST WATCH 'OL HOOTIE FUUUUUUCK

http://www.edmunds.com/media/il/feat...bandit.340.jpg

bogey 04-02-2009 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633960)
We'll be talking draft and one of my friends will say something...and I'll retort with "well they say etc. etc. etc." and then my friends will be like...by they, do you mean your friends on ChiefsPlanet?

Of course everyone on this site hates me so friends doesn't really work but you get the point.

I don't think everyone on this site hates you. I do think the majority on this site laugh at you and think you're ignorant. I suspect the majority of your "friends" think the same thing. Unfortuately, you're too young to see it.

Hootie 04-02-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by bogey (Post 5633973)
I don't think everyone on this site hates you. I do think the majority on this site laugh at you and think you're ignorant. I suspect the majority of your "friends" think the same thing. Unfortuately, you're too young to see it.

Hmm...

I've had the same 5 friends since I was 12 years old...

I like it that way.

My friends and I consistently have a great time and at this point in my life, that's really all I'm worried about. I don't have any obligations other than school, and like I said, in terms of morals or convictions, I don't really have any of those, either.

bogey 04-02-2009 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633980)
Hmm...

I've had the same 5 friends since I was 12 years old...

I like it that way.

My friends and I consistently have a great time and at this point in my life, that's really all I'm worried about. I don't have any obligations other than school, and like I said, in terms of morals or convictions, I don't really have any of those, either.

Have a good time. Hopefully, you have a long life ahead of you. I do agree with an earlier poster though, please don't breed.

vailpass 04-02-2009 10:55 AM

Why are so many up-in-arms over this post? Were none of you ever 23?

bogey 04-02-2009 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5633995)
Why are so many up-in-arms over this post? Were none of you ever 23?

I'm not up-in-arms, but, do you think he comes off as having the intellect of a 23 year old? I can promise you I was never this immature at 23. That's my only point.

Hammock Parties 04-02-2009 11:01 AM

Would you rather hootie sow his wild oats at 23 or build boba fett costumes?

MOhillbilly 04-02-2009 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5633995)
Why are so many up-in-arms over this post? Were none of you ever 23?

shit ya, and i ****ed all them sluts i could. i just dont like hootie.

Stewie 04-02-2009 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5633739)
You ever give someone the impossible situp?

ROFL

We used to call them "power situps." Man, that takes me back 20+ years.

DeezNutz 04-02-2009 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5633995)
Why are so many up-in-arms over this post? Were none of you ever 23?

I used to hate it when tan, nubile coeds used to force my drunk ass to hook up with them. Couldn't they see I was in no position to make appropriate decisions? I thought about pursuing this in court, but, alas...

I'll have to live with the painful memories of bountiful breasts and exotic thongs.

vailpass 04-02-2009 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 5633999)
I'm not up-in-arms, but, do you think he comes off as having the intellect of a 23 year old? I can promise you I was never this immature at 23. That's my only point.

I see what you are saying and maybe you were a better man than me.
If they had filmed everything I did during my 23 rd year there would be a lot of shit I would not want to claim.

Nzoner 04-02-2009 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5634023)
If they had filmed everything I did during my 23 rd year there would be a lot of shit I would not want to claim.

23rd,hell I can say that about my 40's

:)

vailpass 04-02-2009 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5634033)
23rd,hell I can say that about my 40's

:)

LMAO You sir are one of the fortunate few.

SBK 04-02-2009 11:16 AM

This has to be a parody thread.

Nzoner 04-02-2009 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5634039)
LMAO You sir are one of the fortunate few.

Boys will be boys

Iowanian 04-02-2009 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Smed1065 (Post 5633930)
Mrs Iowanian?

11:30Am is a little early for your drunk ass to be out of bed, isn't it sport?

bogey 04-02-2009 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5634023)
I see what you are saying and maybe you were a better man than me.
If they had filmed everything I did during my 23 rd year there would be a lot of shit I would not want to claim.

Don't get me wrong, I ****ed every girl that would stand still long enough for me to **** her. I just didn't share it with the world.

vailpass 04-02-2009 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5634044)
Boys will be boys

Tell that to my liver. I have friends in from out of town, we hit the NCAA tourney game on Saturday and didn't quit drinking until Tuesday.
Found a receipt from a place called Highlighters (ballet club) today, don't remember going there.

DeezNutz 04-02-2009 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 5634051)
Don't get me wrong, I ****ed every girl that would stand still long enough for me to **** her. I just didn't share it with the world.

Oh yeah...well I ****ed the ones who ran away, too! Top that!

vailpass 04-02-2009 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 5634051)
Don't get me wrong, I ****ed every girl that would stand still long enough for me to **** her. I just didn't share it with the world.

I hear you. The internet has changed a lot of things. The guy that would ****-and-tell back in the day told his tory to a few people at most.
Today the same guy can tell his tale once and it is broadcast to the world.

Nzoner 04-02-2009 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5634053)
Tell that to my liver. I have friends in from out of town, we hit the NCAA tourney game on Saturday and didn't quit drinking until Tuesday.
Found a receipt from a place called Highlighters (ballet club) today, don't remember going there.

I hear ya man,me a buddy went to Vegas the 17th-24th for the first 2 rounds and got tore up.Flew home late Tuesday,slept all day Wednesday and then hit it again Thursday-Saturday for the Mizzou games etc.

I haven;t had a drink since Saturday,nor am I even close to wanting one. :(

Hootie 04-02-2009 11:25 AM

I love sharing my adventures with you guys...all of my friends thought last night was hilarious...I need this site to put me back in my place...I save thousands on therapy by posting on this site...I've always wondered what was wrong with me and CP has helped me realize I'm a sociopath that needs help before I start raping family members...

bogey 04-02-2009 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5634054)
Oh yeah...well I ****ed the ones who ran away, too! Top that!

Can't top it. Although several ran away afterwards.

Iowanian 04-02-2009 11:31 AM

What did we get on our paper?

Hootie 04-02-2009 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5634080)
What did we get on our paper?

It needs work for the final portfolio.

I kind of ignored the assignment and did my own thing...which he pointed out...

DeezNutz 04-02-2009 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 5634068)
Can't top it. Although several ran away afterwards.

LMAO

88TG88 04-02-2009 11:37 AM

pics

Nzoner 04-02-2009 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogey (Post 5634068)
Can't top it. Although several ran away afterwards.

That works both ways,too bad there wasn't a morning after pill for guys back then as their were mornings I would wake,roll over look at her,and go holy hell what did I do!!

Hootie 04-02-2009 11:43 AM

There will probably be another Ritalin thread later this week...I have a shit ton of stuff to do by April 6th.

PunkinDrublic 04-02-2009 11:43 AM

I was going to post a thread condemning you but then I realized that me and my friends are all in our late 20s and early 30s and not much further up on the maturity food chain than you are.

OnTheWarpath15 04-02-2009 11:53 AM

I'll take "The Rapists" for $400, Alex.

Bowser 04-02-2009 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5634119)
I'll take "The Rapists" for $400, Alex.

That's THER-a-pists, Mr. Connery.

Buehler445 04-02-2009 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagicHef (Post 5633941)
I'm not convinced that you understand decimals.

Beat me to it.

23.11. Seriously? At what point can that make sense?

Hootie 04-02-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 5634130)
Beat me to it.

23.11. Seriously? At what point can that make sense?

but you understood what I meant...

Stewie 04-02-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 5634125)
That's THER-a-pists, Mr. Connery.

"I'll take Jap Anus Relationships for $400, Alex"
"That's Japan US Relationships, Mr. Connery."

bogey 04-02-2009 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5634101)
That works both ways,too bad there wasn't a morning after pill for guys back then as their were mornings I would wake,roll over look at her,and go holy hell what did I do!!

Most of my conquests in my youth were tourists I met while working at a theme park. I would rarely wake up the next morning with them. :)

vailpass 04-02-2009 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5634119)
I'll take "The Rapists" for $400, Alex.

LMAO One of my alltime fav SNL skits.

Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man?

Alex Trebek: It's not a product Mr. Connery.

Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers?

Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not.

Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek!

burt 04-02-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633631)
actually 23.11...shit my birthday is in a month SWEEET

My kids stopped telling their age this way at around 4 and a half! Hootie, I was immature at 23.11.... also. I am not really proud of it. Actually, sometimes I am.

Blick 04-02-2009 01:27 PM

Well done sir. I recently talked my ex into being friends with benefits. We'll see how long it lasts.

Demonpenz 04-02-2009 01:32 PM

keep playing with fire and you will get burned

Iowanian 04-02-2009 01:34 PM

Unpossible....Hootie's bad idea jeans are fire proof!

Demonpenz 04-02-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 5633995)
Why are so many up-in-arms over this post? Were none of you ever 23?

alot of them probably have teenage daughters

burt 04-02-2009 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5634340)
Unpossible....Hootie's bad idea jeans are fire proof!

Hell, you're only 23.11... once!

burt 04-02-2009 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5634354)
alot of them probably have teenage daughters

Yeah, but they are smart enough NOT to fall for his lines! I can only imagine how poor his game is if he only waite 'til they are drunk!

Demonpenz 04-02-2009 01:41 PM

I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but no matter how long you know a woman, there is that small chance that they are fricking crazy and will turn on you. Not like crazy boo hoo these shoes don't match and I am going to cry at dollar general, but flat out call the cops on you and punch themselves in the vagina and claim you raped them. Luckily for me ahem you your penis is no where big enough to match a fist punch

KcFanInGA 04-02-2009 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 5633641)
Yep.

That stink might have been from being a little low and outside the "plate."

ROFL

Hahahaha!!! This.

KcFanInGA 04-02-2009 02:02 PM

I like my pussy like I like my biscuits...extra yeasty!!!

KcFanInGA 04-02-2009 02:03 PM

Hey, maybe you stuck your fingers in a two day old creampie courtesy of dude number 3.

burt 04-02-2009 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcFanInGA (Post 5634418)
Hey, maybe you stuck your fingers in a two day old creampie courtesy of dude number 3.

Just threw up in my mouth.......alot.

XXXshogunXXX 04-02-2009 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633579)
I always go to the same bar on Wednesday's....

My ex-girlfriend is there every Wednesday as well...we don't really talk that much, but we're not enemies or anything...

We have a very interesting story, but I won't get into it because it's pretty surreal and I doubt many would believe it because it simply doesn't make any sense...

Anyways my current 'kind of girlfriend yet not to serious' was out of town for a birthday party or something so I told my friend that I had one goal, and it was to hook up with my ex, but he didn't think I could...

I had my doubts, because I knew she was either with someone else or into someone else...she had a long term boyfriend who was her best friend that will always hate me because he thinks I'm the reason she broke up with him, but the truth is she wasn't physically into him and considered him more of a brother than a boyfriend...but I could tell a few weeks ago when she stopped staring at me all of the time that she had found a new "fling"...

Anyways, this girl is a hardcore drinker...she gets wasted and that's when we used to have the majority of our "fun"...

Last week I was with my "girlfriend" and she kept walking by and hitting me in the back...I didn't pay any attention because that's what I usually do, but I knew that she was jealous and that I could use that to my benefit if I wanted to...

So back to last night...my friend had his doubts, but after I was sufficiently drunk enough, I decided to "put myself in the right place", meaning somewhere where I could entice her drunkness with my presence...

and it pretty much worked perfectly.

Her roommate came and talked to me (I was talking to some of my "girlfriends" at a random table)...we were talking about our Chocco Mountain (Mario Kart) races back in the day...and then all of the sudden she was like "do you want to have sex with Emily tonight?"

Hahahahaha. I asked her if she put her up to that to which she denied...but then I knew I was in...so I worked my way over to Em-dawg...and before I knew it we ditched the bar and it was on...

Then, out of nowhere, in the middle of my devious sexual escapade, my ex realizes she is pretty hammered and essentially kicks me out of her apartment (I live across the street from her and the bar is two blocks away)...I'm not mad because I pretty much accomplished everything I set out to do...and figured she was probably going to come to her senses sometime between 1 AM and 3 AM so at least I had hooked up with her again (my goal) for the first time in a month or so...

Anyways, I went back to the bar and my friends thought this whole ordeal was hilarious and were amazed that I somehow pulled it off...but something wasn't right with my ex (probably period week) and my left hand (fingering hand) smelt like total ass...now, we're drunk and find it hilarious that my hand reeks of pussy...

So the rest of the night at the bar my friend and I play a game with just about every girl leaving...

I'd look at Andy (my friend) and say..."dude I think it smells like vanilla", and then he'd say "no dude...it smells like chocolate!"...and then we'd turn to the random leaving girl and say, "what do you think?" and then I'd shove me hand in their face...

I thought I'd share that wonderful story with you...it was a lot of laughs on my end.

you said Em-dawg...haah

Spicy McHaggis 04-02-2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5633946)
You guys take things WAY too friggin' seriously.

Dude, my name is user name is Spicy McHaggis because I feel a kinship to all those of Irish descent who become severely inebriated and make the occasional drunken mistake. I'm not being serious.

Smed1065 04-07-2009 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5633935)
Jehovah does not approve.

:cuss::cuss::cuss:

easymobee 04-07-2009 09:09 AM

You are doing your ex a huge disservice. Espescially if she and your friends are aware of your posts here and are likely to read it ( you even said you would show her this thread ).

You are selling me (the casual reader)
1. Smelly cooch
2. STD history
3. Binge Drinker
4. Cheats when bf is away
5. Regular barfly who can be found at said bar any time the calendar says wednesday.
6. Someone who allegedely would be ok with knowledge of you posting this and sharing her (smelly) vaginal bouquet with strangers for a laugh.

You seem to think this girl is real quality people, but you are painting her to be a real ugly picture in this thread. Is anyone picturing a lovely girl from this story?
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Katipan 04-07-2009 09:12 AM

Those are all symptoms of drinking too much.

Maybe she's a sweet angel of mercy when sober.

MVChiefFan 04-07-2009 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easymobee (Post 5647356)
You are doing your ex a huge disservice. Espescially if she and your friends are aware of your posts here and are likely to read it ( you even said you would show her this thread ).

You are selling me (the casual reader)
1. Smelly cooch
2. STD history
3. Binge Drinker
4. Cheats when bf is away
5. Regular barfly who can be found at said bar any time the calendar says wednesday.
6. Someone who allegedely would be ok with knowledge of you posting this and sharing her (smelly) vaginal bouquet with strangers for a laugh.

You seem to think this girl is real quality people, but you are painting her to be a real ugly picture in this thread. Is anyone picturing a lovely girl from this story?
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You had me at "smelly cooch". :shake:

ChiTown 04-07-2009 09:18 AM

I'm thinking you are pretty much a douche bag, but that's just me......

seclark 04-07-2009 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5647376)
I'm thinking you are pretty much a douche bag, but that's just me......

no, it's not just you.
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ChiTown 04-07-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5647379)
no, it's not just you.
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Well, just so you know, I was completely willing to carry the flag alone into this battle.

easymobee 04-07-2009 09:27 AM

So if your friends know of the planet and you are planning on showing the skeez in question this thread. How long until the events of last wednesday night make it back to the absentee bf?

Trying to get laid from an ex with a drinking problem, not neccasarily a bad idea.

Posting it, horrible idea.

Also, I know something like chocolate/vanilla can be funny amongst the right group of friends, but it is definately not humorous when shared with the general (sober) public. No matter how hard it may have made you and your friends laugh.
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Hootie 04-07-2009 09:30 AM

Dude, she knows she's ridiculous. She is an awesome girl to hang out with...funny/doesn't bitch about anything/loves to drink/laughs at everything I do (super important because I'm hilarious)...

Easily one of the coolest girls I've hung around...smelly vag isn't the norm for her, and it really doesn't bother me anyways. Some girls tend to have issues down there, some do sometimes, and others never do...or so I've learned.

Hootie 04-07-2009 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by easymobee (Post 5647395)
So if your friends know of the planet and you are planning on showing the skeez in question this thread. How long until the events of last wednesday night make it back to the absentee bf?

Trying to get laid from an ex with a drinking problem, not neccasarily a bad idea.

Posting it, horrible idea.

Also, I know something like chocolate/vanilla can be funny amongst the right group of friends, but it is definately not humorous when shared with the general (sober) public. No matter how hard it may have made you and your friends laugh.
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I see what you're saying...

But my drunk friends and I, as much as it makes you all cringe, don't really give a shit about people we don't know in a bar.

I know when people do ridiculous things around us, as long as it's funny, we find it hilarious. Sure, not everyone shares the same ridiculous sense of humor that we have, but truly, I don't care.

The really cool thing is...my roommate is the head bouncer at the bar, and my other roommate is a bartender, and we know everyone, and it's a pretty popular bar...and the above gives me free reign to do whatever I want. AND THAT MAKES ME A HAPPY PANDA BEAR.

The Bad Guy 04-07-2009 09:35 AM

You're 24 and not graduated yet?

The Bad Guy 04-07-2009 09:37 AM

Claythan is an attention whore, but Hootie is very close.

Who posts stories like this to strangers on the internet? Most of us have wild college stories, but the only people who give a shit about them are people directly connected to the story.

htismaqe 04-07-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 5647413)
Claythan is an attention whore, but Hootie is very close.

Who posts stories like this to strangers on the internet? Most of us have wild college stories, but the only people who give a shit about them are people directly connected to the story.

After reading the last couple of paragraphs, it looks to me like an attempt to validate masculinity, albeit in a childish sort of way.

ChiTown 04-07-2009 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bad Guy (Post 5647410)
You're 24 and not graduated yet?

Hey now, that hurts................well, I was actually getting my MBA at that time, so that probably doesn't count.


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