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Which is why her story is too unbelievable to tell =) I'm not a moron when it comes to girls, I know when they are lying and I know when they are not. I know her ex-boyfriend pretty well and I know their story. I love sluts. Slutty girls are awesome. This particular girl isn't a slut, which I realize is hard to believe. Trust me. |
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A) I dated this girl for 6 or 7 months. B) We've had sex many times. C) We've been drunk together many times. I understand how someone might think it's rape if it was some random drunk girl who couldn't walk or speak... But I have a pretty long history with this girl, and we are still pretty decent friends. We were never NOT civil or anything like that... |
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and she's still one of the coolest girls I've ever met...
Awesome personality...never gets mad about anything. A pleasure to hang out with...doesn't get mad when we make fun of her. |
Jehovah does not approve.
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Dude, if this is a goal...
Aim higher. A lot higher. |
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Personally I'm glad Hootie shares his drunken sexual escapades with us. I live vicariously through him.
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I have to go over to her place today and get my jacket...I'll make sure to show her this thread so she can see what a sociopath/rapist I am. She'll probably agree.
She knows how addicted to ChiefsPlanet I am...in fact, all of my friends make fun of me for it. |
We'll be talking draft and one of my friends will say something...and I'll retort with "well they say etc. etc. etc." and then my friends will be like...by they, do you mean your friends on ChiefsPlanet?
Of course everyone on this site hates me so friends doesn't really work but you get the point. |
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SLUT BOUND AND DOWN
HOOTIE'S GONE OUT SLUMMIN HE GONNA DO WHAT THEY SAY CAN'T BE DONE HE'S GOT SOME OLD PUSS TO **** AND A SHORT TIME TO **** IT SLUT BOUND JUST WATCH 'OL HOOTIE FUUUUUUCK http://www.edmunds.com/media/il/feat...bandit.340.jpg |
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I've had the same 5 friends since I was 12 years old... I like it that way. My friends and I consistently have a great time and at this point in my life, that's really all I'm worried about. I don't have any obligations other than school, and like I said, in terms of morals or convictions, I don't really have any of those, either. |
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Why are so many up-in-arms over this post? Were none of you ever 23?
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Would you rather hootie sow his wild oats at 23 or build boba fett costumes?
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We used to call them "power situps." Man, that takes me back 20+ years. |
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I'll have to live with the painful memories of bountiful breasts and exotic thongs. |
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If they had filmed everything I did during my 23 rd year there would be a lot of shit I would not want to claim. |
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This has to be a parody thread.
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Found a receipt from a place called Highlighters (ballet club) today, don't remember going there. |
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Today the same guy can tell his tale once and it is broadcast to the world. |
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I haven;t had a drink since Saturday,nor am I even close to wanting one. :( |
I love sharing my adventures with you guys...all of my friends thought last night was hilarious...I need this site to put me back in my place...I save thousands on therapy by posting on this site...I've always wondered what was wrong with me and CP has helped me realize I'm a sociopath that needs help before I start raping family members...
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What did we get on our paper?
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I kind of ignored the assignment and did my own thing...which he pointed out... |
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There will probably be another Ritalin thread later this week...I have a shit ton of stuff to do by April 6th.
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I was going to post a thread condemning you but then I realized that me and my friends are all in our late 20s and early 30s and not much further up on the maturity food chain than you are.
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I'll take "The Rapists" for $400, Alex.
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23.11. Seriously? At what point can that make sense? |
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"That's Japan US Relationships, Mr. Connery." |
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Sean Connery: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier. Alex Trebek: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier. Sean Connery: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis man? Alex Trebek: It's not a product Mr. Connery. Sean Connery: Because I've ordered devices like that before, wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen. Alex Trebek: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing! Nicholas Cage: Wait, wait, wait.. are you selling Penis Mightiers? Alex Trebek: No! No, I'm not. Sean Connery: Well, you're sitting on a gold mine, Trebek! |
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Well done sir. I recently talked my ex into being friends with benefits. We'll see how long it lasts.
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keep playing with fire and you will get burned
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Unpossible....Hootie's bad idea jeans are fire proof!
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I don't know if this has been brought up yet, but no matter how long you know a woman, there is that small chance that they are fricking crazy and will turn on you. Not like crazy boo hoo these shoes don't match and I am going to cry at dollar general, but flat out call the cops on you and punch themselves in the vagina and claim you raped them. Luckily for me ahem you your penis is no where big enough to match a fist punch
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I like my pussy like I like my biscuits...extra yeasty!!!
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Hey, maybe you stuck your fingers in a two day old creampie courtesy of dude number 3.
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You are doing your ex a huge disservice. Espescially if she and your friends are aware of your posts here and are likely to read it ( you even said you would show her this thread ).
You are selling me (the casual reader) 1. Smelly cooch 2. STD history 3. Binge Drinker 4. Cheats when bf is away 5. Regular barfly who can be found at said bar any time the calendar says wednesday. 6. Someone who allegedely would be ok with knowledge of you posting this and sharing her (smelly) vaginal bouquet with strangers for a laugh. You seem to think this girl is real quality people, but you are painting her to be a real ugly picture in this thread. Is anyone picturing a lovely girl from this story? Posted via Mobile Device |
Those are all symptoms of drinking too much.
Maybe she's a sweet angel of mercy when sober. |
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You had me at "smelly cooch". :shake: |
I'm thinking you are pretty much a douche bag, but that's just me......
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So if your friends know of the planet and you are planning on showing the skeez in question this thread. How long until the events of last wednesday night make it back to the absentee bf?
Trying to get laid from an ex with a drinking problem, not neccasarily a bad idea. Posting it, horrible idea. Also, I know something like chocolate/vanilla can be funny amongst the right group of friends, but it is definately not humorous when shared with the general (sober) public. No matter how hard it may have made you and your friends laugh. Posted via Mobile Device |
Dude, she knows she's ridiculous. She is an awesome girl to hang out with...funny/doesn't bitch about anything/loves to drink/laughs at everything I do (super important because I'm hilarious)...
Easily one of the coolest girls I've hung around...smelly vag isn't the norm for her, and it really doesn't bother me anyways. Some girls tend to have issues down there, some do sometimes, and others never do...or so I've learned. |
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But my drunk friends and I, as much as it makes you all cringe, don't really give a shit about people we don't know in a bar. I know when people do ridiculous things around us, as long as it's funny, we find it hilarious. Sure, not everyone shares the same ridiculous sense of humor that we have, but truly, I don't care. The really cool thing is...my roommate is the head bouncer at the bar, and my other roommate is a bartender, and we know everyone, and it's a pretty popular bar...and the above gives me free reign to do whatever I want. AND THAT MAKES ME A HAPPY PANDA BEAR. |
You're 24 and not graduated yet?
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Claythan is an attention whore, but Hootie is very close.
Who posts stories like this to strangers on the internet? Most of us have wild college stories, but the only people who give a shit about them are people directly connected to the story. |
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