When reciting Mantras, it helps to recite one of substance, Grasshopper.

wait a minute what channel is the draft on?

espn switched to basketball lol

did i miss something?

Edit: I guess so... i believe the draft starts at 4 PM

let me go watch asscar @ talladega & watch real heads roll

Did anyone else even realize that the NFL got a new logo starting with last year's draft? Huh.

Speaking of Oher, I think I'll finally start reading The Blind Side to pass a couple of hours.

I don't like it; it has fur and wasn't conceived during the Nixon Administration.

Yeah, can we institute a temp ban on n00bs for today? A huge influx of morons is going to make this painful.

Michael Lewis is a contributing writer for The New York Times Magazine. This article is adapted from his new book, “The Blind Side: Evolution of a Game,” to be published next month by W.W. Norton & Company. Sept 24, 2006

Here you go: Fixed the link

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/24/ma...el+oher&st=nyt

GOING to be???? The last couple of weeks have been horrible.

That was just the buildup. Today is the climax.

Ah, great to see Mel.

I don't care what anyone says, I love Kiper.

McShay doubting the Stafford pick.

Dumbass.

Watching Stafford on NFLN and I all of a sudden saw him as a young Bill Clinton..... WTF????

There will be atleast 18 true fan cards pulled.

God damnit. I woke up at noon, despite my efforts to prevent such a thing. I even stayed up until 3:00 am partying with some of my English faculty.

I think I'm going to go to an art sale to pass some time.

God damn I'm bored. I think i'm going to go yank one out to kill some time.

N00b charge - but Contra Costa Times reporting 7 out of 10 teams looking to trade down in the top 10? That could water down those offers.....

Are you going to use the thread that lists all the streaming porn sites?

Gotta love Billick on NFLN. He and Gruden were chit-chatting about Matthew Stafford. Both love the kid. Billick said something to the fact that "you and I have won games, won superbowls but are sitting here ANALYZING the draft because we couldn't pick up or develope a top notch QB." Funny stuff, but true.

Ultra Peanut:

I posted the wrong link above. Here's the correct link:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/24/ma...el+oher&st=nyt

I wish I could get the NFL Network. They have alot better draft coverage

Who the hell dressed Keyshawn? He looks terrible.

Keyshawn doesn't know how to tie a tie and THAT is sad. Not to mention that sweater and the hankerchief....

you are faster than me.... :(

Look it's Jesus Curry....that's a rather ugly shirt.

MMmm Ms. Andrews.

OM NOM NOM. FAP FAP FAP. UNF UNF UNF.

You're really fapping to Curry.

Wheres the suit?! I thought he was a character guy! ;)

Carl would obviously take Curry cause he's a good charity working kinda guy.

Lol So far i have seen every team letting the media have access to their war room. When they come to the Chiefs, you get no ****ing access. You cant even go into the stairwell. lol

I wish I was eating some of Rainman's M&Ms right now.

Wow I wish I had NFLN.

The Chiefs are reportedly "trying hard" to trade down and recently offered the No. 3 overall pick to Detroit, but were turned down.
The deal would've sent the No. 3 pick and Kansas City's fourth-rounder for the Lions' No. 20 pick and the No. 33 pick. The Lions can't afford to sign Matt Stafford, then the No. 3 overall pick, so it was an easy decision.

Fek.

:BS:

LOL erin andrews... "you guys just make me feel chill..."

That's a long way to go down....The Lions released that info? We know nobody from the Chiefs want to go swimming with the fishes today. ROFL

Maualuga should pop out and grind her.

That was the most thinly-veiled Sprint commercial ever (on NFL Network). Mark Sanchez and Matthew Stafford just explained how you can watch the draft on your Sprint phone.

Just opened my first beer.....it's not too early, is it?

Tell me honestly.

And now they're having a convo about how the spread is ****ing up football.

Haley looked Haggard. GOOD. YOU BETTER NOT HAVE SLEPT FOR THE LAST WEEK!

WOW. Haley had a little snipit and looked like crap! Messed up hair, red eyes and unshaven. Im guessin not much sleep lately.

Cassel signed an extension, 6 years $36 million.

This draft day extension BETTER mean we found somebody to make the trade for the 3rd pick. :cuss:

Why do this on draft day? Can this benefit the Chiefs in trade negotiations for picks?...Why Today? Other than not the fact we are not on the hook for 14mil this season. or maybe they found out they cannot trade out and they wanted to get the deal done prior to dealing with the #3 draft choice. or they waited for Staffords deal to set a bargaining point.

I've set up a Draft thread on the Downtime ChiefsPlanet because, well, the total implosion of the Planet is inevitable at this point.

NFL Network says the Jets are trying to trade into the number 2 spot.

Is Stafford overthrowing his receiver in that ESPN commercial where he's in New York and hits the sign?

Speaking on NFL Network, Mike Mayock reports the Jets are trying to trade up to No. 2 in the draft.
Mayock said his phone was "blowing up" with calls about the Jets' effort to land Mark Sanchez. They'd likely have to give up the No. 17 overall pick plus next year's first-round pick, if not more.

I love draft day. Here's hoping to excitement!

The Rams are going to totally **** us. I can feel it.

Bill B just said that there is zero chance he will even try to get into the top 10. He said he may not stay in the first at all. What a pitiful draft this may be. If hates the first round then it must be crapola.

Fek, we'd take that at 3.

The Gospel of Christ being spoken on ESPN right now.

Nice cufflinks God.

Chips and salsa = God's food

Stafford just said "The deal was done"

OKAY GANG

Jags personnel men browsing the Planet for Matt Cassel news.

Does he prefer white or yellow corn chips?

I enjoy ESPN putting this up "Where will Michael Crabtree grow?"

I didn't know he was still growing.

Andre Smith wearing Raiders colors.

What is with all of the damn vests.

This sucks. I don't have NFL Network, so I get zero coverage until the draft starts at 3

Uhh, ESPN has been running draft coverage for roughly 290 hours straight.

They don't have to tie their ties very good if they wear a vest.

NFLN's live feed is NOW UP

(thanks dakc) http://www.nfl.com/draft/2009/live/app

LET'S GET IT ON!


i am ready

less than an hour from when we (hopefully) trade down

Woooo Sanchez time baby!

I can't stop staring at Keyshawn's tie.

**** Herman ****ing Edwards

Stupid Rams

HermAlert

What a laborious ****ing metaphor. Shopping for apples, but they all have bruises on them, but we need to bake a pie anyway.

Flustrated

This intro on NFLN is awkward as hell.

I hope the Broncos waste a pick on Freeman ROFL

What the hell were they chanting when Cushing came out? Sounded like they were saying "shiny butthole"

Jersey football

I wonder if Cushing has alot of friends there he's from Jersey and all..

And you all dig his ponytail don't lie.