slippery when wet

You can't learn it, you have to be born with a sense of humor, and the ability not to take everything so serious in life, except the serious stuff and there is enough of that in everyday life, so what if I get on here and like to joke around with these guys? They are just joking and so am I, its not like we're gonna meet down the road and have an affair or something.:rolleyes:

Damn, how much this specimen you got?

Damn, Me and 3 of my best boars just went limp, would you tell luv to shut up!

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I try, I try....she does this every time.:grr:

Yet, you always take everything I say so serious. Why is that? I'm a chick? It's okay to flirt with me too.

dammit woman

i booked a hotel and everything

I wasn't refering to the specimen.:D

Well why didn't you just say so.....:D

Only because you let me. ;)

hmmmm, ok then bring it big boy!!!

Well in that case I wouldn't want it to go to waste, bring some wine while your at it.

Well booger got a hotel room somewhere, would you like to join us?;)

ok, don't forget the nurses uniform:)

I have about 6 months before you'd even be interested. I know your love of fat people.

I'll be sure to bring it and my spiked heels and fish net hose. You may need a sponge bath.;)

I may even bring some wrist restraints.

Thanks for the PM with your address but I really don't know if I want to travel all the way to Gambia, Africa !

well....see you in 6 months then.:)

ROFL oh Hog Farmer. I don't know where Gambia, Africa is.

But if I did live there I would make it worth your trip.

yes i am very dirty. i am a dirty smelly pig.:D

Your a pig and Hog Farmer must farm hogs so is there a connection there?:D

You don't want him . He eats his boogers.

i am not aware of any siblings?

Wait a second here. Aren't pigs fat? I somehow don't see this working out.

/Debbie Downer

But that's not all he eats.

he has the hog flu and they don't make spiral pig penis sized rubbers

eeewwww, forget the room booger, you did not say you ate boogers. You and Luv can have it by yourselves.

This thread really has taken an interesting turn from rain and mowing.:clap:

pussy and boogers. yummy

Not if you really think about it.

Seems like Badgirl is still talking about getting her lawn mowed ROFL

:eek: Ok now your just being gross.

That lawn is always mowed.

ROFL

I have no disease. ZERO.

I won't even need a rubber.

Will I ?

ROFL Well played.

link?

i'm teasing, i havn't ate boogers since 5th grade

There is no link to the fact I shave. Why would I have a link to that?

Ok well in that case see you at the room.:D

He forgot to mention in the 5th grade he was 27 years old.

Since its just play, I say no you don't just cum as you are.

just a joke. when somebody says something others want proof.

it would have been better if i put

Pic?

ROFL

Indian giver.

No pic, just imagination.

Did anyone watch that video?

ok, see YOU at the room?;)

what video?

shut up you guy with a corkscrew shaped ding ding

ok i have my eyes closed and am imagining, now what?

Mowed lawn, duh.

the one where she pukes? no that is not on my spank list

If you have to ask you have no imagination.

that's just great.

Plane ticket to Gambia, $2500

Two cases of condoms $400

Neighbor boy to mow grass . $20

Are you sure you're worth all this ?

Supposedly there's more than puke involved. Now go watch it.

yes, yes I am.:D

400 bucks worth of condoms? You must be one hell of a hog farmer!! :eek:

Although, there are some things I will do to you that you will definately NOT want a condom for.

I for one will NEVER watch it.

:drool:

Now you got it.

Where is LUV? She suppose to be joining in.

what the hell, i''ll take one for the home team.

I think you've got it covered.

Yea, but I gotta get back to that serious life soon, I got to go home, I am at my moms right now and I have a 45 min drive home, so I may have to leave the guys to you.

i clicked on play then a malware virus popped up. My webroot caught it though.

Well what the **** do you expect from a puke and shit video?

OK.

I just got off the phone with Expedia.

I've got a plane ticket to Gambia , Africa lined up for 8:00 A.M. tomorrow.

The condoms are being Fed-Exed to the address you gave me.

I only have about 3 liters of Boar #356. He's a Duroc. So we're good . If I can get it through customs.

See you soon !

shit?

i thought you just said puke.

you talked me into it. dirty old man

Oh Joy!!!

:evil: See you then.

I must go get prepared for our first sexfest. Until then......:p

I have to work tomorrow. You're supposed to cover the overnight shift. Guess they'll just have to pray they don't get blueballs until you're able to do them tomorrow.

God lets hope not!!!