dont u have negrepping to do

Dangit, I'm all out :cuss:

I'll have you know that I am currently out of ammo, so no, I don't.

To be completely honest, I'm surprised that this thread wasn't stared at least 6-7 years ago.

My only advice is don't try to **** with us. We have the best internet detectives in the world and we will hunt you down and embarrass the holy hell out of you.

Ok I lied I have some more. Stay the heck out of DC it is a cesspool of losers...well mostly losers.

It's a formula. Find RNR's post count and add 5,000 posts.

Never fear. Luv is here. :D


While on vacation, so you should feel special.

Oh and your first post has to announce your allegiance to either the True Fan side or the Draftubator side

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...28#post6040428

A fantastic Noob guide.

OH! OH! OH!


Am I the first to say REPOST to DaFace? Sorry, I haven't read every response.

Damn you! Now I reposted!

:D

Heh

Tisk tisk young lady, TISK TISK! :shake:

Pretty much everything is a repost at this point.

I admit, it's a combover

Dude... speaking of which...

I sighted in my 338 browning semi auto this morning. My shoulder is blue as hell now. I even used a granny pad. That was awesome. (got a 6x6 hanging by my stand too btw.
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Sweet! Bag him and post some shots G Man!

Gonna try to next week. bow season starts the 15th.
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That a baby, GOOD LUCK! :thumb:

Now back to my anti gun rants. :D

After almost 10 years on the Planet, I have learned a lot of things about football...most importantly is how to discuss Chiefs football.

I have compiled a list of 'key phrases' that are used when discussing the Chiefs. If YOU want to come off as someone who clearly knows better than the people that hold jobs in the NFL, I suggest you memorize these phrases.

Without further ado...The Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery - What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'reerun'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

i am never serious and I am ususally doing an imitation on the dumbest posters I.E. SIGN THIS DOOOD HE IS AWESOME

...and 'penz gives the BEST rep comments!

Find Milkman and explain to him your deep, heart-felt commitment to Brandon Albert playing Right Tackle. Be thorough.


Offensive Tackles are NEVER to be drafted outside of the First Round. Memorize this.


Average Quarterbacks need only ONE THING to win Super Bowls:
An ALL WORLD LINE. Commit this to memory.


You are NEVER to second guess the management of this team. I don't care who the **** you are or who the **** you THINK you are, until we see four NFL "Executive of the Year" Awards on YOUR desk, you don't have a ****ing clue. If you find yourself doubting this rule, you are to click your heels together three times and scream "PIOLI" loud enough to make your next door neighbor's dog piss on the carpet.

Live long and prosper, n00b.

I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

When arguing with hamas (which is enevitable) keep in mind that he's a 125 lb nerd who spends every waking moment outside of his residence in fear that some random chick is going to kick his ass. The false internet bravado makes sense then.

Loaded at 4:30 on a Sunday afternoon and talking yourself up on the internet.

Dude, I think you are failing the lesson here.

Focus!

http://www.whataboutclients.com/arch...rasshopper.jpg

So I guess you guys dont have a sense of humor? The post was meant as a joke..jeez, no wonder no new people want to post.

Don't date fellow Planeteers. Don't accept Gatorade from fellow Planeteers. Don;t show your signifiant other the site. Don't ask for serious advice. Don't pick and move to another state to work for fellow Planeteers. Don't post under the influence. Never post a picture that you don't want winding up in Photoshop hell.

Welcome to the Planet n00b. You just proved the point.

Oh, and, Braincase is a hell of a nice guy and has a fantastic avatar. *nod nod nod*

REPOST!!!!!!!!

Yea, that was my first.

I'll be a nooB forever, sheesh.

I've only been here a short while, but I'll pass on to the other n00bs what I've observed in my studies.

Um.... midwesterners are seriously f**ked up. :D

Oh, yeah, and they have their own lingo which is undecipherable. They seem to use phrases like "to the *insert mode of transportation here*!" and "I would the whole thing". They also seem fascinated with the strange combination of drinking antifreeze and running into an AIDS tree, and either might be combined with setting yourself ablaze. They also like to print things, because they're always yelling at each other to do it... I think they might be counterfeiters or something, I'm not sure.

They seem a knowledgeable bunch, and seem to like good red-blooded American things like roasted meat, fast cars, f**king, drinking, and the like. Despite being saddled with recent years of losses, they seem to remain behind their team and have weathered the crappy performances well; only a relative few seem beaten-down and demoralized, which is impressive considering the recent double-bitchslap of having to deal with both a bumbling GM and Squirmin' Herman as head coach. They aren't arrogant like Bronco fans, don't seem to live in mom's basement like Raider fans, and, compared to Charger fans... well, it's hard to compare them, since Charger fans are all at the beach sipping wine coolers.

Treat the ladies fairly nicely, don't piss on the Chiefs, and only bash Raider and Bronco fans. If you see a Charger fan, you can bash them, too, but you probably won't see too many. I think there's one with a bag over his head, that's about it.

think you`re so special because you spend all day on this site, and that by spending all your free time on this site it makes you ..........cool, and me stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all my time on chiefs planet? ( run on sentence and other grammar mistakes already noted for the grammar police) ............then by that meaning, I am proud to be Noob. Now, log off come out side of your moms basement...you real world noob.

you should post alot, often and every time you have a thought run across your head, a good 100 post / day average is a great place to start, everyone loves seeing a post from you and are really very interested in reading your thoughts.

Ask ROR, or even that CrazyCoffee reerun

Who in the **** are you? You think I spend all time on here with my 5 posts per day?

I'm closing in on you.

Or you could just try this approach, it's been known to actually work, I hear.....

oh, that's because I got a 'real life' and can no longer spend all my time on the planet, I am no longer a n00b here or in real life.....

Take all polls seriously and think intently about your answer before responding. On a multiple choice poll, NEVER assume that it's funny to select every option.

except for the "should poster _____ leave forever" threads....

Well I'm special because I spend all day on this site, and that by spending all my free time on this site it makes me ..........cool, and you stupid for having a life and not being able to spend all your time on chiefs planet?

:bang:

Shut the **** up n00b.

Yea well I work for the company that owns Holiday Inn.

n00b
:shake:

Don't trust anyone to finish a game of B52 bomber. Just ask Rainman. *ahem*

Ahh there is hope for this n00b

The force is strong in this one





Dammit I can't believe I used a Star Wars quote, I blame GC:cuss:

Also n00bs, get used to hearing that phrase.

what dottefan said moved me....

He used an old Jedi mind trick on you. ROFL

Bowel movement, huh?

B-17 bomber......n00b

52, ... 17, ... it's been so long, I've forgotten. Either way, all I know is, I'm still stuck in mid-flight. :cuss:

Also in the time you've been gone he left half the Planet stranded in Singapore during an off-season odyssey and botched the Mecca trial.

If I so choose, can I remain a n00b forever?

ROFL

That about covers it n00b. Now go have a Prestone cocktail, run into an Aids tree and set yourself on fire.

Print em... The whole thing.
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Of course you can, n00b, now get me a beer.

when he starts reading threads so he doesn't ask the same question as someone else.

Yeah, stupid n00b. He should see post 86.

Originally Posted by DBOSHO
when does a n00b lose n00b status?

Pictures of SO's tits are a start.

:BLVD:

thats strange cause i asked the question before that post

Dont frick with Skip .. or you might end up n00b-less ....

That is incorrect, n00b. The Gaz option was started by none other than Gaz himself, as he would leave an extra option on his polls, usually containing some variation of "bite me".

Here's an example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124015

Don't forget that McIntosh is a fabulous pass protector.. that's essential knowledge you can only learn here.

Would you like me to put that in triplicate for you as well?

Along with the TPS reports.

Yes, the rest was good, other than the part about Skip Towne being their worst nightmare. I'm sure most of them already know that.

I can tell you from first hand experience that he is genuinely nice in person. There's only one drawback to hanging with FDE in the parking lot at Arrowhead. if you are trying to get from point A to point B, give yourself an extra 30 minutes, at least. The guy poses for each and every picture that is requested of him. You'll also need a free hand because he'll utter this phrase every time someone wants a picture, "Would you mind holding my beer for a minute?"

That goes without saying.

Bite me, cornhumper.




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