If I were a lesbian, I'd totally go straight for Will Smith.

Dont forget that Sean believes in beating women every once in a while to keep them in their place...so there you go...

Audrey Hepburn does absolutely nothing for me. I almost think Audrey is more a woman's idea of an attractive woman than a man (skinny, with no curves).

It's her eyes. I'm attracted to women that have beautiful eyes more than anything. But, after that, it's a crap shoot. In real life, I generally like a woman who is curvy. My feeling is that I could be with a flat chested man if I wanted, but if I'm gonna be with a woman, I want her to have all the features a man doesn't have.

Hugh Jackman. No question.

If it were 1985, Harrison Ford.

If I were a woman I'd do Michelle Obama. She's a handsome dude.

Probably Marisa Miller.

I'm befuddled by the responses from the guys on here. No mention of Ryan Reynolds, Orlando Bloom, or Christian Bale? The only one that comes close is Hugh Jackman and I honestly don't find him that attractive.

you forgot Jeff on Big Brother

:drool:

I'd sit on Ryan Reynolds and/or Christian Bale... Orlando Bloom couldn't handle this though.

Wait... I mean.

They are good looking guys and I can see why women would be attracted to them though I as a man never would be.

Wait... I mean... *ugh* never mind.

Orlando Bloom is way too girly for me. I need a big, strong man.

I don't watch "Big Brother". But from the pics I've seen of him... meh, not my type.

That'll be a sig

It's the long hair... but he doesn't look right w/ short hair.

Actually I lied. Michael J. Fox is small, but he has "it." He was just so hip. I always wanted to be Marty McFly. I'd date Marty McFly.

Look, whatever. Between Legolas and Aragorn, I'm talking the Dunedan every time. Look at this scruffy bastard. He is ALL that is man!

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2...X_/Aragorn.jpg

And can you imagine how he would go crazy on you with his Parkinsons?

It would be like ****ing a jack hammer.

/one ticket please
//do handbaskets to hell have a window seat?

You sir have no taste.

ROFL
Where'd you get the picture of Ultra Peanut?

OH, Lumpy.... I'm not sure we can be friends anymore.

Sry baby, not my cup of tea.

Are we talking guys we just think are good-looking? You know, a quick :hump:? Not talking about personality, or bankroll, or... girth? :D

Historically, the usual (Harrison Ford, Sean Connery).

Currently, most of the obvious choices are good-looking guys (Ryan Reynolds, Orlando Bloom, Christian Bale, Daniel Craig, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, etc.,.). But, frankly, most of the movie stars are just meh.

TV, on the other hand, has a crapload of good-lookin' guys for some reason. William Peterson (fornerly of "C.S.I.") is a decent-looking guy. So is the guy who plays the lead in "The Mentalist" (his name escapes me). David Boreanaz, of "Bones" and formerly "Angel"/"Buffy". In that same area, James Marsters (but only as blonde Spike, LOL... he looked goofy with brown hair on "Smallville"). Speaking of "Smallville", Tom Wellig. "Supernatural", either brother, AND the dude who played the father. "Numb3rs", both brothers, and the guy who plays Colby. The lead guy on "Warehouse 13". The guy who just got done playing Lee Apollo on "BSG". From BBCA, the vampire lead on "Being Human", the guy who plays "Robin Hood", and the lead on "Torchwood" (who happens to be gay, so I don't know how that applies in the "if I were a chick" scenario). If I were a chick, I'd bang any one of them dudes. ROFL

You need to have a conversation with Mr. Kotter.

LMAO

Mark Twain or Groucho Marx.

Brad Pitt is way to big a badass to pick anyone else here.

That dude's funny, he's better looking than me and he's from Missouri, so he's probably cool as hell to boot.

Hopefully the hollywood ****stain disease hasn't destroyed him. Jolie has voodoo poonanny so I can't hold that against him.

I'll take Threads That Should Have Never Posted for $1,000, Alex. :spock:

Nah, he was just goofy-looking. Barbarino was okay, though.

Perhaps Denver Chief could explain this to you better than I.

Steve Bushemi

Rita Hayworth, and you're a ****ing weirdo, Frankie.

FTW

Dammit Red!!!!!!:LOL:

If I was a women, I'm assuming that I'd only give a crap about how much money the guy has.

I could care less as long as he has a little girth.

Really? Interesting. :hmmm:

Well, since I'm not into men it wouldn't matter what the man looked like, so I'd have to look for wit, brains and money. Hypothetically speaking, of course. NTTAWWT.

I could dig a man that never talked.


But if I have to pick a girl that I would marry as a man?
Other than the fact that I don't want to ever get married again...
Or ever be a man again...

Wow. I can't think of one woman that I'd marry.

I'd pork Brooke Burke or Angelina Jolie but I don't think I want to listen to either of them talk.

I'm sticking with Groucho.

So you would not fall for a man with a long but skinny rod?

Harpo was the one who never talked.

And he was funny.

I'd love to meet a woman like that.

j/k, honey.

She didn't say anything about genitalia... she might just like fat guys.

dammit

Long hurts.

Heh. I thought the thread was about the "marrying type" but if we're just talking about looks, I'd go with Jeffrey Donovan from Burn Notice. If I could look like anyone, it would be him.
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It really does.

Clint Eastwood or Sean Connery in their prime or maybe Dexter...

And it is all about the girth. I once had a girl call it the coke can... Seemed like she liked that :)

Stay away from my man, you bitch!

Rob Lowe, of course.

LMAO

You're not serious, are you? If I were a chick, I'd be too afraid that scary f**k would strangle me to death halfway through sex. He's on my list of "People I never want to be trapped in an elevator with", along with Christopher Walken, Robert DeNiro, and a few of the other certified whackjobs. When he played a serial killer in "Con Air", I got the feeling he didn't have to study and just acted naturally. :eek:

If I was woman .. thank whoever Im not .. most celebs are so artificial Id hate to say, but prolly a ole hardcore like Lee Marvin ....

Frankie- who is that woman in your avatar pic? She's gorgeous.

Funny thing is, it's the older Sean Connery who is good-looking. The "Highlander", "Medicine Man"-era one. Pre "Untouchables", the James Bond Connery was kinda goofy-looking.

I may not be able to hit the bottom of a tuna can, but I can blow out the sides...

(love that joke)
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Yeah ,the younger Connery looks like just some guy. I think it's his personality too though.

And don't forget the accent. Chicks love the brogue.

But guys do, too. A girl with an English, Aussie, or Kiwi accent? Makes her twice as smokin'.

I once worked with an Indian girl (dot, not feather). She was a tiny little thing, from Britain. Working the info desk, when she stopped to make a PA anouncement, I swear guys would stop in their tracks, mesmerized by the sight of an Indian girl with a British accent.

I'd say Venus Williams

If I was a woman? .......eh maybe that dude that played the crazy tanker on the movie Kelly's Heroes? :shrug:

Most likely I would be a lesbian:dom:

Not accepted. We still can't decide if she's male or female, so shehe's disqualified from the competition.

What guys are you talking about? I have no idea any guy gives two shits about an accent or a girls personality when talking about how hot she is. If you are talking about a relationship or wanting to spend time with them, well I can see that. But I fail to see how attractive someone is has anything to do with anything but how they look like.

There are no girls with good personalities. A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking mouth shut. The only girls with good personalities who are smart or maybe funny or halfway intelligent or talented, though god knows what the fuck that means, are ugly chicks. And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unnattractive they are.

Ah but you are wrong. Nothing like a very cute chick with an English, Australian accent talking dirty to you while ****ing the crap out of her. :D

Makes a Hot chick even HOTTER!!!!

You are gonna make quite the catch for some lucky girl. :D

Jon Hamm could stuff my box.

If I was chick I'd say Robert Redford

I'll admit i seen this one handsome guy, he looked quite the man's man. He was nude. Yes, i seen him totally naked!

He was just getting out of the shower actually. I thought to myself look at that stud! He has a great body, a well endowed long schlong, look at those balls just a hanging!

Damn he was handsome as well! Color me jealous i thought.






























Then i realized, i was looking in a mirror.

The correct answer is a simple but assertive "No."

Harpo Marx was funny though. Watch his face during the puppet scene in Monkey Business as he laughs with the children. Pure gold. And when he plays in the harp in uh, um, I can't remember. The one where Groucho is the Dean of the College.

I like Chico second best.

Lookin' goooood!

http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/chicofreddie2.jpg

I'll occasionally ask my wife's opinions of leading men, and she always picks the guys who I don't think are good-looking at all. Jude Law, Russell Crowe, Brad Pitt. I don't get the appeal of those guys. Especially Jude Law. I must be missing something.

If I was a woman, I'd be looking for two types of men: the handsome hero or the adorable type. The former is best typified by George Clooney and Harrison Ford, though Ford is a bit old now, and the archetype of the latter is Matthew Broderick (though I'd have issues with his alcohol use).

But apparently I have trouble putting myself in a woman's shoes, because I realize that the guys I picked are the guys I'd like to hang around with as another guy. They're guys with personality, as opposed to vacuous leading men.

Have ta' go with Paul Newman...

Well, the thing is with women they have a much wider range of who they think is attractive than men. Most men can all agree that Angelina Jolie is hot, but some women out there say they aren't even attracted to Brad Pitt. There was a study done about this sort of thing recently, and I was reading over it. Basically it had women pick out who they thought was most attractive out of 100 different guys, and vice versa. The men agreed who was attractive by a rate of 6-1 over the women. But this is good news for guys, because even if you are kind of ugly. Some hot bustacious skank will probably want to jump on your rod.

^ This