What a douche. Cutler didn't even acknowledge that ref. He could have at least laughed or something, or look at him...

Not. A. Leader.

God Cutler walks around like that stoner kid in high school.....that was never really there......if you know what I'm saying.

he probably brought pizza into history class.

I gotta admit, I always look stoned when I'm in slow motion.

LMAO FTARH Rep!

That was actually a great catch on that helmet!

You guys are still looking for a wide receiver, aren't you?

Sorry Smitty, that's not a video, that's a GIF.

Seriously LOL?

Early candidate to be GIF'D up: Brian Waters.

Did I miss the GIF's from the Raiders game?

No. Clearly this thread is going to be a hit, though. I've created a monster.

No, Claythan is LAZY!

FYP

You people better watch your complaining, or GoChiefs is gonna' throw "Premium Content" requirements down on your asses.

I'll turn this car around!

LMAO Yes, that.

Ummm.. I need to pee.

I'm sorry, that doesn't meet minimum standards for GIF'd UP!

Hey GoChiefs, I really do appreciate the GIF'd up files. A special request from the Raiders game would be the play where DBowe came back and laid out a Raider on a block downfield. I liked that one as much as I liked Bradley destroying that Lamb during the preseason on Savage's long run.

Clearly DBowe wins ASS WHIPPER of the week award.

Hey GoChiefs, just wanted to let you know, out of all the many cool things you have put together on Chiefsplanet this is one of my favorites. Nowhere else do you actually get to see breakdowns of plays quite like this. Can't wait to see more. Thanks for your hard work and keep it up!

I wouldnt mind seeing Cassel's first down signal after his run either... Not that he dosnt suck and all.... :)

**** the every week thing, I absolutely LOVE the idea of a 1st round pick being followed and held accountable for every play by the fans.

Yeah, piss on the WR we'll sign next week when Haley starts to rag again. Follow our two rook D lineman, Albert, and Dorsey...

this thread = awesome

the goff gifs had me in stitches

And this pisses me off.

The Belly-check way and the Parcells way are both all about the lines. D and O.

Yet, we do squat for our O line.

Rausch,

sitting here stupified...

The O-line was much better this week.

Especially Albert.

Waters has some splainin' to do, though.

But look at this beauty:

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Better, definitely. Just look at our rushing yardage and LJ in particular.

I'm guessing that Charles is injured or Haley is both ****ing insane and learning disabled.

But bad, still very ****ing bad...

A) LOL

B) Nice reaction by Cutler!

coming from the guy that used to have Cutler as his name on this site ROFL

After watching the 1st quarter last night, I'd sure as hell like to know where this "sure fire" interception that Flowers missed is?
Because surely a football fan who knows their shit and is not a complete dumbass couldn't possibly be calling JaFatty's high velocity short pass that Flowers was in no way, shape, or form in a position to do anything other than get one hand out and knock it away, a "missed opportunity", yes?

Not only did Flowers seem to think he had a chance at it, so did Solomon Wilcots.

Just relax, I'm not gonna go Pollard on Flowers. :evil:

Well there are easier balls to catch, but that was clearly a good opportunity for a pick.

What you're describing is the same sort of reasoning that's become commonplace of calling every time a defender manages to touch a ballcarrier a "missed tackle" or every pass within reach a "dropped pass" no matter how unlikely.

I also love "you can't take a sack, there" - as if any quarterback ever actually chooses to be sacked.

These gifs concern me more regarding coaching/preparation. It looks like the linemen aren't sure (at various times):

1) whom to block
2) to where their neighboring lineman should be blocking the opposing player
3) that another player is passing a defender to them.

Even if the skill of these players never gets better, a better (or even rudimentary) understanding of the protections/schemes will result in a massive improvement.


PS: Oh, and GoChiefs, stop SCREAMING at me. Damn, I get it, you're passionate, but enough with screaming every sentence!

Definitely true, but I've got to defend the coach's here. As soon as Chan Gailey was relieved of his duties, there was pretty much an entirely new playbook put in place. A lot of people seem to believe there was only a new "twist" added or some new plays here and there, but that's not the case.

The players themselves have talked about how extensively the playbook was changed. I think it sounded more like a total re haul than not. Haley also commented on it a few times and the most noticeable change he commented on was blocking schemes.

The Oline got new blocking schemes just in time for the 4th preseason game. I would figure that after that game, anything that didn't seem to work well may have been slightly changed at that point too, although, nothing dramatic. The Oline looked lost, that's for sure, but they were running a new playbook with new blocking schemes.

14:25 on the clock; I'm not seeing it. :shrug:

Hey could you put up a gif of that devastating block where Bowe knocked the faider defender on his ass. It was on one of Cassels scrambles and it fired up the crowd.

Not only did it go right through his hands when he jumped the route, he had no one in front of him as the announcers pointed out, it would have been an easy touchdown the other way.

I think it is in the 2nd quarter.

2-5-OAK 25 (2:49) 2-J.Russell pass incomplete short right to 12-D.Heyward-Bey (24-B.Flowers).

Okay, that sounds better. I'll check it out.

He did have every chance to intercept that ball, actually had two hands on it too. It was a pretty hard thrown ball, but shouldn't have been too much to handle at the pro level.

If cornerbacks could catch they'd be wide receivers.

He had to lay out to get it. It wasn't a cake catch, but he should have had it. He knew it too. He laid on the ground for several seconds, you could see the disappointment in his body language.

You're just saying that because you're too lazy to make the GIF UPs.

I'm churning out some gifs now.

This shit is crack!

LMAO You should write Onion pieces for each GIF.

I probably shouldn't do this, but this week we're having dessert before the main course.

ASS WHIP OF THE WEEK: Dwayne Bowe

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ASS WHIPEE OF THE WEEK: Monty Beisel

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HONORABLE MENTION ASS WHIPEE OF THE WEEK: Mike Vrabel

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ROFL @ "Look out for the Patriot Way".

Best part of Bowe's gif is how he bounces up to celebrate.

Showman.

After Bowe popped that dude, he got up and gave him a couple of pats on the helmet and a "God DAMN, Bro"!

claythan just curious..how do you make these?

Jasc Animation Shop

Flowers is the star of "K State Fried".

He landed the triple lutz nicely.

OK, we're going to point out some positives this week. Especially on defense.

First, I am in shock. I honestly can't recall two Chiefs linebackers engaging offensive linemen and getting off the blocks on the same play...EVER. These guys have been coached up. Gunther is nowhere near this improvement. If these two linebackers don't sluff off the blocks, the gain goes into the secondary. GREAT job.

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Now, I want you to watch Tank blow this play the **** up. Tank beats his block, could have made the tackle, but what he does allows Vrabel to clean up. Tank had a great game.

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But don't worry, we have plenty of FAIL coming. Corey Mays kicks it off with a missed tackle.

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OK. Let it never be said GIF'D UP is biased. We point out EVERY fraud.

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Between getting run over, missing a key sack, and ****ing up that punt, Beisel had a shitty game.

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This is what we call "creating a new line of scrimmage." Another notch in Tyler's belt.

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Here's to YOU, Mikey!

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Wow, I knew Tyler had a good game, especially against the run. I was wondering how well did he fair in the pass rush? Was he able to collapse the pocket much that you saw?

Tyler doesn't really play in pass rushing situations.

Our pass rush pretty much sucked against Oakland apart from a couple plays.

Oh, Tamba. Tamba, Tamba, Tamba.

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But fear not! Tank B Rollin! And he brought his strongside buddies! And Dorsey scrapes down to make the tackle.

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Finally, we'd be remiss if we didn't point out Tank's awesome penetration...only to get his ass whipped by a fullback AGAIN.

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TOMORROW: DOOMSDAY for the offensive line.

Goff will be exposed.

Okay first, Tank and Tyson have not a ****ing thing to do with the "Patriot Mother****ing Way".

And two, godDAMN Tank; can you crumple like a ****ing rag-doll?! Better get back to the pea patch and get some ****ing vitamins!

Yeah no shit; where's the GIF on THAT useless pile?

Mike Vrabel = Patriot Way.

Come on. Not another cheap shot Claythan! This one is almost as bad as Goff or Richardson? can't remember which getting owned on a trip by his own player.

Tank is clearly stumbled and was on his way to the ground BEFORE the FB even lays a hit. I don't know what he tripped on, it's not clear, but my guess is feet. Whether the feet he trips on belong to him or someone else, you be the judge.

What about Vrabel?! Tank and Tyson, bitch! Pay attention!

Tank's left foot seems to catch the foot of the back stepping Raider. #74 maybe?

Vrabel was part of the surge on that play. PAY ATTENTION!

It's still funny.

GIF'D UP celebrates the FAIL no matter how it occurs.

So then when are we gonna see a GIF of your ass trying to bang a 40 year old haggardly bitch in a carport with your soft noodle?










ZING :D

Yet you didn't include ol' "ass cushion's" name on the screen, did you?:evil:

Then how about you change the wording to include the falter so as not to mislead anyone.

I'd rather watch porn.

Tank tripped over a Raiders lineman's foot. Had he not, goodnight Fullback.

Tank + Jackson + The Patriot Way = Domination!

See it now?

See Claythan. It's already starting. Better change it before you get a lynch mob after you AGAIN!

Yeah goddamnit. But I'm sticking with "Ass Cushion" if only to protest my utter disdain for all things Belichick.

Mays was tripped in the missed tackle gif (post 135)...not sure if he would have made the tackle but at the last minute some Raider gets his foot and he goes down...just sayin...

Not on the sure TD he dropped. Right through his hands as he was running towards the endzone. Only had about 20 to 25 yards of clear space in front of Flowers too.

Can you gif up the DL formation on 3rd and longs? It looks like they are pulling Dorsey and going with 2 down linemen with Hali and Vrabel standing on the line. It gets no pressure whatsoever.