If any of show me a hot tall girl in a miniskirt i'll give you my vote.

Then in a perfect world you'd have this

http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/...7m_c08edbd.jpg

If it's not too late, I'd like to nominate MoreLemonPledge.

He's already voted for the gaz option. He just using you to get some new chick pics.

That's fine, I'm accepting defeat early thinking about voting for BossChief to get some of my casino cash back. :)

I havent been around much. so I dont even know who the n00bs are :(

I voted for the Toad .. hope he duct-tapes his victims before he explodes their anals ....

You're probably better for it.

hey, a vosbill sighting, where's simplex now?

no win=no beer

LONG way off from beer and meat!

Heh Boog you dang reerun. :D I appreciate the lone vote.

Wow two past winners of the King of the Noob trophy posting in a 2009 King of the N00bs thread. ohhh the irony.

Your only 1 vote off the lead.

It's all good man! No worries. I know one way you can make it up to me though.....


http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104400/

for me!

This poll is teh ghey !!!11!1!111!!!

does this count as a written vote?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=28

Kylle DeLexus is offering $75000 for each vote. I'll throw $100,000 on top of that.....for each vote for Kyle DeLexus.

I thought that was a punishment - I mean privilage of winning, no?

how about this?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=322

Your landslide victory is legend.:)

or this...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...7&postcount=76

I don't know....It says in the opening post that you get to only vote once, don't waste it. I don't think we can allow votes to be switched. Especially since I voted for your beer and burnt ends offer. could be a seen as favoritism.

But if the group allows vote switching, thats kosher with me.

He hasn't voted yet, he should vote in the poll, not as a write in.

i was mostly reaching for humor...

You need to be reaching for
http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto...-main_Full.jpg

mmm beer, how I miss thee....

I would not vote for Bosschief. I think he is kind of a n00b and a homer. double fail.

I voted "who gives a crap".

1.) It's arrogant to vote for myself.
2.) I was on the road to King n00bdom, until my work computer shit the bed. Now I can almost never come here.
3.) I've had the flu for a week which has robbed me of even more time.
4.) I'm going on vacation Saturday for 9 days.

Ive already had a few..

I have to say I like a person that doesn't vote for themselves. Have a nice vacation.

This is a tough year. There are a few posters I could vote for but I've narrowed it to 3.

1. Boss Chief
2. Kyle Delexus
3. JDabunchofnumbersclosetPioliChiefsfan

Whoever I vote for, I'll back with 25k in casino cash to every vote AFTER I place mine, and a big whack with The Ron Jeremy Rep Stick. I'll vote tomorrow. I've gotta think on this.

King of NOObs? King shit of turd island?

Actually this thread has been highly entertaining.

*sigh* I SO miss the juggies; especially Vanessa.

That was kind of the whole point.:)
wellll an excuse to find and see more pictures of jiggly bobbies.

WGAC!!!

I'd like to give my two votes to JD.

No switching votes. You get one vote and its public. Unless there is a vid of that Lesbo 3 way, then you will be declared the winner immediately.

I already gave JD my vote. I want to release and quitclaim the two votes I received and grant title of them to JD.

Hey now Kyle DeLexus MikeMaslowski and boss chief got my support.

Sorry, you already voted. a little premature in your actions, that happen a lot to you? ROFL

not important. They are saying who gives a crap who wins, not that no n00b is worthy. The people who give a crap are voting.

If its a close vote and 4-5 people are within 1-2 votes of each other, what do we do? Have a sudden death cage match playoff tiebreaker poll? Or if one person gets a single vote more than the others declare a winner?

ROFL ... got it

Yeah, I think we're going to need 10 a day... every day. You're a good American.

Vote for Me
 

i could try that i guess..

its the thought that counts, thanks big guy!

Even if it costs me to lose I believe this is the fair way to do it, unless the planet decides to declare a McNair/Manning shared MVP scenario where two people share the crown. I want to win though. I value my account here and am a sucker for titles!

I'm just happy to see how close it is and to read that some of the people that I thought hated me voicing support for me in this whole thing. Very cool stuff gentlemen! It has not gone unnoticed!

I will make sure to keep up the great tradition here over the years!!

In the end, I had to go with RoR, based on how much he pisses off the beakers.

Sorry BossChief.

Unless you post who your write in vote is for how am I suppose to know? I don't have ESPN. Don't IM me either. This is a public vote. No under the table shennigans are allowed. All the graft is out in the open.

Yur cool man...

cripes i got like 3 times more nominations than i did votes...

boooo....

boss chief screwed the whole thing up with the beer and meat...

someone else may get the King of the N00bs crown but you will always have the jiggly boobies post. Could be in the running for the post of the year.

BRC, I think a runoff would be fun. It would force the winner to stoop to new lows (or highs) of bribery, promises, and NSFW's.

Id have to go back and check to confirm but I dont think any of the people that nominated me have voted for me. Door swings both ways.

Im sure that I would have garnered my share of votes without the bribery and whatnot, I was one of the first to be nominated and got my share of nominations as well before meat and beer was involved. What fun is an election if it doesnt get a little wishy washy?

Ok, as reigning 2006 n00b of the year champion (like that ****ing means something lol) my vote goes to Boss Chief

ROFL
Coffey! I remember when you were a most hated n00b and GoChiefs was always picking on you ;) how ya been?
It looks like it has really aged you, n00b..remember when you were in your prime?

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.p...&pictureid=182
http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.p...&pictureid=183

Pussy.

not horrible, still hated and picked on,
how bout them saints, bastard....

:D

Sorry you voted already for no worthy n00b

I say ALL NooBs should be stoned!! Like me :)

BossChief started the day a little behind but seems to be pulling away now.

I don't think NOObs should be noticed.

Okay - my bribes should be up to date as of this moment. $50k to voters for whatsisname. That n00b at the very top from Iowa - whatever his name is...

He's too busy serving his county, getting ready to go to the sandbox. I'll tell you what, I'll give 5K in casino money to anyone from this point on who votes for Mike since he's busy serving his country.

Sometimes, you leave me no choice....


I was wondering how he got so many votes, but I guess it's similar to when people say a movie is great only because it sucks so much.

Asshole.

Ahh, so that's the reason for my fatter wallet.

Zach voted for Pioli Zombie!ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Such a tough call. There are quality n00bs this year. Much more so than in years past. So, that being said, these are the 3 that I decided were the front runners for my vote. But I will say that it's criminal KCChiefsking and Jerm haven't gotten a vote at all. They're both pretty cool.

This comes down to a couple of factors. First, for my vote, endorsement, and bribe, you must be a Chiefs fan. Sorry JD, I know the Chiefs are probably your 2nd favorite team at this point, but that's not quite good enough. That leaves Kyle and Boss.

The 2nd tie breaker has to be football knowledge, and likewise views on the direction of the team. My vote goes to Boss Chief. Sorry Kyle, you're a solid number 2! Which is a helluva lot better than a runny one.

Strike 2.

I voted for Raised on Rights. I looked through the list and he's the only one that has given me rep out of that group. Though looking at it now that Kyle delexus guy has been pretty cool too.

Rep.:D

I voted for Raised On Riots.

Uh oh, look out; here comes "No Worthy n00bs"-fest 2009!LMAO

Thank you Billay. Rep.