Who farted? CoMo farted.

CoMo convinced Apple to fire Steve Jobs in the mid-80's.

Years earlier he told Bill Gates to save his money, and invest into Betamax.

I still can't believe he got that for his Delorean and only 10,500~

CoMo swore there wasn't a problem with taxation and representation.

The prosecution consulted CoMo during O.J.'s murder trial.

"Of course the DeLorean will be stand the test time"!! / CoMo

I feel like the straight man...I so set you up for that~

"*****et Thailand is beeeutiful this time of year. You should go"./ CoMo 12/25/04

Everybody is a straight man when it comes to CoMO

CoMo told Marvin Lewis to kick the field goal.

CoMo thinks Shayne Graham is the best playoff kicker in NFL history.

Speaking of straight men...CoMo gave Sonny Bono skiing lessons~

CoMoChief predicted that the Planet would never last a week.

CoMo convinced both Gary Richrath and REO Speedwagon to divorce one another.

CoMo says Gary Glitter should start a child day care center...

CoMo taught Gary Glitter how to spank a woman and make love to a child.

Como put the "epic" in fail.

Crystal Pepsi was CoMo's idea.

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CoMo has the most impressive Laserdisc collection in the midwest.

CoMo liked the Kris Wilson pick

CoMo though Jack Bauer was really going to die last season.

"we will build entire cities around Segway scooters"./CoMo

Como thought Bobby shot JR.

CoMo wanted Grbac to start over Gannon

Como told Green Bay to pass on "That Sanders kid" from Okie State and "that Thomas guy" from Alabama... "Pick up the great O-lineman, Manderich, he's a can't miss!"
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CoMo got sent home after the lice check.

CoMo thinks it tastes bad AND is more filling.

LMAO

CoMo thought Sylvester Morris was the next Jerry Rice.

Como co-wrote "The Happening" with M. Night.
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Como heard the Jim Henson had a fever and gave him some asprin.
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Como told Marty, "The kids a good kicker, he can't possibly miss again."
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Como gave Fridge the ball in the Superbowl instead of Walter.
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Como thought Bobby Riggs would kick ass in the Battle of the Sexes.

Como has always held that the LAST thing you need when you've got a fever is more cowbell.

Como wrote the series finale of The Sopranos and Seinfeld.
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Como thought chewing the gum over at Wonkas was a great idea.
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Como is surprised by every episode of "Cheaters."

ROFL
FTW
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CoMo advised Marty Mornhinwheg to "take the wind".

CoMo thinks Cassel had a "good year"

CoMo named KC Masterpiece the best BBQ sauce in the city.

Como was shocked when George Michael came out.

Como stares at the Orange Juice because the bottle says "concentrate".

Hilarious

CoMo helped a Nigerian prince get money out of his country.

Como invested in the Yugo.
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Como believed they'd get off Gilligan's Island. Every. Time.

CoMo thought the Glory Hole was something he could purchase from Nzoner.

ROFL

Como tried a piece of cow pie.

ROFL

CoMo has his hand on the pulse of the rival fans...

This thread is comedy gold!

Como's favorite late-night talk show host is Chevy Chase.

CoMo still thinks we should have kept Kendrell Bell

I wouldn't be so sure; I'd heard it was a toss up between Pat Sajak and Magic Johnson.

Como taught John Denver everything he knew about flying.
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CoMo is surprised when the ghost on Scooby Doo turns out to be just a guy in a mask.

He was a huge fan of the Dan Williams extension.

He wasn't Sonny Bono's ski instructor, was he?!?

If CoMo owned Nike his slogan would be "dont do it"

LMAO

CoMo roots for KU basketball, MU football, and

Wait...

Como's favoritne movie?

Cannonball Run 2
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CoMo laughs at Carlos Mencia.

CoMo chases rainbows to find the Skittles.

That, and he's stupid.

Does that really work?

Como's favorite Star Wars character?

Jar-Jar.
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CoMo invested his nest egg in Euro Disney.

Before the famous Matt Hasselbeck coin flip playoff game, CoMo turned to his buddy and said "The Hawks are gettin the ball, and they're gonna score!"

CoMo told Garth Brooks to release a rock album under the name Chris Gaines.

CoMo's first car was an Edsel.

and man-love.

CoMo told Tom Osborne to go for 2 in the '84 Rose Bowl.

Babe Ruth called his shot, and CoMo laughed in his face.

CoMo thought Grady Little pulled Pedro too early.

CoMo thought Kathleen Turner would age like a fine wine.

CoMo's favorite Atari game was ET.

CoMo told Tiger to leave his cell phone unlocked.