Everyone arguement you get into after this thread should just say

bla bla bla bla bla

oh btw, I got a technical at a 7th grade girls basketball game. Then the people could know what they are dealing with.

Good night, all. I probably ought to get an early start into KC tomorrow with the weather forecast. Thanks for letting me vent. Nice to see I'm not the only one who's ever been frustrated by youth sports and their officials.

You're definitely not the only one. If you watched the news, you'd see that there are dozens of pathetic souls trying to capture heretofore unclaimed greatness through the lives of your children.

Usually, it's at least boys' hockey or something, though.

Would that thoroughly capture it, though? I mean, most people reading that would assume that the poster must be a 7th grade female basketball player. Perhaps the phrase "middle-aged assistant to the coach" could be inserted somewhere just for clarification.

In the hierarchy of sentient thought, I would think that "7th grade female basketball player" would rank a few spots above "middle-aged assistant to the coach of a 7th grade female basketball team who got a technical foul for unsportsmanlike conduct and subsequently left the game".