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the Talking Can 09-17-2010 09:32 PM
this is Mr. Planz' bio





Quote:
as a kid

I played soccer and baseball until high school, when I switched to football and golf, two sports I had never played before. This explains why I was not very good at either one of them. I switched to golf when I discovered I couldn't hit a breaking ball...

"You may run like Hayes, but you hit like shit!" - Lou Brown
today

Once finally ralizing that I will never be "great" or "rich or "famous," I have truly discovered myself and am accepting and happy with who I am. Damn, teachers and TV telling kids they can "be anything they want to be..." Simply not true, and I am ok with that!

DeezNutz 09-17-2010 09:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spott (Post 7013130)
Nice sweater.
Rest easy, friends. I've posted this in the "would you" thread.

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013140)
So, are you all simply looking past the Browns game and marking it down as a win? Do you really think this Chiefs team is really that good?
I don't recall anyone saying that. This Chiefs team will struggle to win many games if Cassel continues to suck. But the offense has more weapons, a better line, the defense appears to be improved, and the STs is better in a couple phases (returns and coverage). I don't see the Browns returning kicks for TDs and running downhill all day on us.

Reerun_KC 09-17-2010 09:33 PM
ROFL @ this thread.

Bugeater 09-17-2010 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013147)
this is Mr. Planz' bio
Quote:
I played soccer
:thailor:

KcMizzou 09-17-2010 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013140)
So, are you all simply looking past the Browns game and marking it down as a win? Do you really think this Chiefs team is really that good?
Yes. That's exactly what's going on here.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-17-2010 09:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013140)
So, are you all simply looking past the Browns game and marking it down as a win? Do you really think this Chiefs team is really that good?
No, we're looking forward to the Browns game. We haven't been 2/0 since 2005 and we're all up for it. But what does that have to do with you being a moron ?

keg in kc 09-17-2010 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013140)
So, are you all simply looking past the Browns game and marking it down as a win? Do you really think this Chiefs team is really that good?
Let's see.

There's a thread with score predictions: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=233634

A 12-page thread asking if it's a trap game: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=233528

A 12-page thread about a Whitlock article predicting a loss: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=233600

BossChief 09-17-2010 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013140)
So, are you all simply looking past the Browns game and marking it down as a win? Do you really think this Chiefs team is really that good?
**** off, bitch. Don't come here and insult the community and expect it to be forgiven on a whim.

Don't ever come back.

Pretty sure you have a burning aids tree (TM) you are supposed to be climbing right about now.

the Talking Can 09-17-2010 09:35 PM
Mr. Pflanz lists illegal sites on his personal web page called 'favorite sites'

I have taken a screen capture and will be reporting this as well

http://funwithtp.com/index.php?optio...log&Itemid=126

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baseball

* MLB Trade Rumors
* Cot's Contracts
* Baseball Reference
* Major League Baseball
* Minor League Baseball
* Fan Graphs

sites i made

* WebWorks of KC
* Kansas City Fantasy
* Royals Diamond Club
* CommishAdvisor.com
* One Royal Way

not so legal

* VCD Quality
* Isohunt
* BoyGJ
* Demonoid
* µtorrent
and if you think i'm kidding, Mr. Pflanz, well...welcome to the ****ing Planet.

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013081)
No, you wouldn't miss me, because you would rather talk about Ambien and elk hunting and wisdom teeth rather than Chiefs football on a Chiefs football message board...
You forgot threads about burnt hats. :D

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-17-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013147)
this is Mr. Planz' bio
Nice bio. Seems to hit the nail on the head.

keg in kc 09-17-2010 09:37 PM
There's a website called "BoyGJ"? If that doesn't sound like a ladyboy bar in the philipines, I don't know what does.

DeezNutz 09-17-2010 09:37 PM
Based on that sweater, I'd say that the poster in question is begging to go Federal.

headsnap 09-17-2010 09:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013147)
this is Mr. Planz' bio
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/...rt_smalley.jpg

BossChief 09-17-2010 09:37 PM
Just a little something for BURST

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013159)
Mr. Pflanz lists illegal sites on his personal web page called 'favorite sites'

I have taken a screen capture and will be reporting this as well

http://funwithtp.com/index.php?optio...log&Itemid=126



and if you think i'm kidding, Mr. Pflanz, well...welcome to the ****ing Planet.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Call us d-bags, and watch us live up to your expectations.

Ebolapox 09-17-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by douchebag's website
My precious MIA
21Oct2009


My precious little MIA.

I have had MIA for about 3 1/2 years, and believe she is just over 5 years old now. When I first got her she ws such a brat, never paid attention and was easily frightened by everything and everyone. I think she may have been abused as a pup. Today, she is very well behaved... She even goes straight to her kennel as soon as I grab my keys to leave.

My Favorite MIA moments:
I think a neighbor had tossed out the remaining stink bait after a fishing trip... MIA found it, sniffed it, then roll around in it
She always knows when I'm sad or stressed. She gives me hugs... The only time she is ever calm.
When in public, MIA doesn't care about her toys. One day at the dog park she repeatedly chase down and tackled a Jack Russel that was half her age.
While playing at the dog park, the pack of dogs got really excited and chased MIA. She outran them and jumped over the fence to get out of the park.
I came home shortly after I got MIA. She was spotted blue and purple... She had eaten two Sharpies.
http://funwithtp.com/images/stories/captify/mia.png

Reerun_KC 09-17-2010 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7013164)
Based on that sweater, I'd say that the poster in question is begging to go Federal.
ROFL

FAX 09-17-2010 09:38 PM
Damn. Two things, real quick.

1. I'm resigning.
2. I hope Mr. Fire Me Boy! doesn't see your web site, Mr. Pflanziepants.

FAX

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 7013158)
**** off, bitch. Don't come here and insult the community and expect it to be forgiven on a whim.

Don't ever come back.

Pretty sure you have a burning aids tree (TM) you are supposed to be climbing right about now.
Damn, I have already given too much rep today. Love the trademark. ROFL Nice touch.

Shogun 09-17-2010 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013005)
Yes, I wrote this article... But who cares? What's the difference if I send you a link to my own article or one someone else wrote?

5 Reasons the Cleveland Browns will beat the Kansas City Chiefs
I bet you think strippers like you too.

DaFace 09-17-2010 09:40 PM
Heh...it's been a while since we've had a good, old fashioned pile on.

Spott 09-17-2010 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013081)
No, you wouldn't miss me, because you would rather talk about Ambien and elk hunting and wisdom teeth rather than Chiefs football on a Chiefs football message board...
When you're not around, we also have various in depth conversations about your mother.

tpflanz 09-17-2010 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 7013151)
I don't recall anyone saying that. This Chiefs team will struggle to win many games if Cassel continues to suck. But the offense has more weapons, a better line, the defense appears to be improved, and the STs is better in a couple phases (returns and coverage). I don't see the Browns returning kicks for TDs and running downhill all day on us.
Nobody said that... I came here to talk football. That was my question. My fear is that the Chiefs get too cocky and start looking past teams and this team isn't good enough to do that.

In 2007, the Chiefs were leading the AFC West after week 9 (tied) and went on to lose their last 9.

I'm hoping it's just fans who are overly confident about the Browns game, and not the Chiefs as a whole.

the Talking Can 09-17-2010 09:41 PM
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-...88919_6865.jpg

hey gang, know where I can get any bootleg films?

I just got visit from the F.B.I. about my son and his promotion of illegal movie piracy.

FAX 09-17-2010 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013180)
Nobody said that... I came here to talk football. That was my question. My fear is that the Chiefs get too cocky and start looking past teams and this team isn't good enough to do that.

In 2007, the Chiefs were leading the AFC West after week 9 (tied) and went on to lose their last 9.

I'm hoping it's just fans who are overly confident about the Browns game, and not the Chiefs as a whole.
Did you steal that opinion too, you bastard?

FAX

Bane 09-17-2010 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7013167)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Call us d-bags, and watch us live up to your expectations.
I just love it when fuggtard n00bs bring out the true pedigree of some CP's best!
Posted via Mobile Device

chiefsnorth 09-17-2010 09:42 PM
Your article sucks, your mother gave me scabies, and you have penises for fingers

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013176)
Heh...it's been a while since we've had a good, old fashioned pile on.
Midnight Vulture? That was a lot of fun. :)

Dartgod 09-17-2010 09:42 PM
This place kicks ass.

keg in kc 09-17-2010 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by chiefsnorth (Post 7013186)
Your article sucks, your mother gave me scabies, and you have penises for fingers
Dude, if you had penis fingers, you could **** 11 girls at a time.

ELEVEN!

At a time.

Shogun 09-17-2010 09:43 PM
This guys shit got pushed in HARD, stupid cockstaffing queerbag

DeezNutz 09-17-2010 09:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013180)
Nobody said that... I came here to talk football. That was my question. My fear is that the Chiefs get too cocky and start looking past teams and this team isn't good enough to do that.

In 2007, the Chiefs were leading the AFC West after week 9 (tied) and went on to lose their last 9.

I'm hoping it's just fans who are overly confident about the Browns game, and not the Chiefs as a whole.
Wait. In '07 the Chiefs were tied for first after WEEK 9. Mother****ing 9? And then went on to lose 9 straight? 9 times?

I can see why the players are pissed at having to play that 18-game schedule.

(This post is the property of DeezNutz. You must ask them directly for permission to repost.)

Sure-Oz 09-17-2010 09:43 PM
LMAO banned

luv 09-17-2010 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013140)
So, are you all simply looking past the Browns game and marking it down as a win? Do you really think this Chiefs team is really that good?
If you want to talk Chiefs, there are plenty of threads in which to do so in which credible sources get cited. Just because we don't like n00bs who contribute nothing to the site a whole posting their own blog just so that it gets more hits doesn't mean we don't talk football.

Spott 09-17-2010 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013182)
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-...88919_6865.jpg

hey gang, know where I can get any bootleg films?

I just got visit from the F.B.I. about my son and his promotion of illegal movie piracy.
That girls a freak, but I only have cameraphone pics to prove it.

Reerun_KC 09-17-2010 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013176)
Heh...it's been a while since we've had a good, old fashioned pile on.
Especially when folks go out and dig up the dirt... Some good mud slinging in here...

the Talking Can 09-17-2010 09:44 PM
I also reported Mr. Pflanz' piracy here...

https://reporting.bsa.org/usa/home.a...id=eggus000859

sedated 09-17-2010 09:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013182)
she looks a lot different with her face buried in my anus

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013180)
Nobody said that... I came here to talk football. That was my question. My fear is that the Chiefs get too cocky and start looking past teams and this team isn't good enough to do that.

In 2007, the Chiefs were leading the AFC West after week 9 (tied) and went on to lose their last 9.

I'm hoping it's just fans who are overly confident about the Browns game, and not the Chiefs as a whole.
Did you not read any other posts or did you just choose to ignore them? There have been several threads with discussions on a possible Chiefs loss. We're not cocky despite what you may want to believe. I think you just like to use the word cocky. Because just like your anus, it has cock in it.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013182)
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile-...88919_6865.jpg

hey gang, know where I can get any bootleg films?

I just got visit from the F.B.I. about my son and his promotion of illegal movie piracy.
LMAO LMAO LMAO


TTTTTTTTTTPFLANZ

You don't have to turn out your green light.

KcMizzou 09-17-2010 09:45 PM
Right about now that poor bastard's thinking... "WTF happened there!?!?"

chiefsnorth 09-17-2010 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 7013194)
Dude, if you had penis fingers, you could **** 11 girls at a time.

ELEVEN!

At a time.
Or in this guy's case, 10.

Ebolapox 09-17-2010 09:45 PM
sorry, face. couldn't resist it. :p

Shogun 09-17-2010 09:46 PM
Milk was a bad choice

BossChief 09-17-2010 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013180)
Nobody said that... I came here to talk football. That was my question. My fear is that the Chiefs get too cocky and start looking past teams and this team isn't good enough to do that.

In 2007, the Chiefs were leading the AFC West after week 9 (tied) and went on to lose their last 9.

I'm hoping it's just fans who are overly confident about the Browns game, and not the Chiefs as a whole.
You should probably get off the 'puter soon kiddo...mommas almost out of AOL minutes

Reerun_KC 09-17-2010 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7013214)
Right about now that poor bastard's thinking... "WTF happened there!?!?"
He is having one of those WTH moments in life....

:eek:

Damn I am out of rep!

Dartgod 09-17-2010 09:46 PM
Who ****ing banned him?

Might as well lock the thread now. The burst is gone.

Spott 09-17-2010 09:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 7013211)
she looks a lot different with her face buried in my anus
ROFL

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-17-2010 09:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013180)
Nobody said that... I came here to talk football. That was my question. My fear is that the Chiefs get too cocky and start looking past teams and this team isn't good enough to do that.

In 2007, the Chiefs were leading the AFC West after week 9 (tied) and went on to lose their last 9.

I'm hoping it's just fans who are overly confident about the Browns game, and not the Chiefs as a whole.
You dipshit ! The Chiefs are not coached by Eric vagina! Our coach got the Chiefs mind right starting last training camp. We don't expect a playoff team this year but don't tell us the Chiefs are gonna lose because some reerun ran over us last year and Cribbs had a career day last year. This team is very different.

DaFace 09-17-2010 09:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 7013223)
Who ****ing banned him?

Might as well lock the thread now. The burst is gone.
Someone got a little carried away with infractions. I've reversed it.

keg in kc 09-17-2010 09:47 PM
Not only is he banned, he's got green rep.

That's just wrong.

DeezNutz 09-17-2010 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013227)
Someone got a little carried away with infractions. I've reversed it.
Damn straight. There's more Dove, yet.

Sure-Oz 09-17-2010 09:48 PM
Calling everyone douchebags was a great idea

-King- 09-17-2010 09:48 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL Howd I miss this thread?

headsnap 09-17-2010 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 7013223)
Who ****ing banned him?

Might as well lock the thread now. The burst is gone.
yeah, a case premature ebanulation.... :(

Frazod 09-17-2010 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013227)
Someone got a little carried away with infractions. I've reversed it.
IT WASN'T ME.

DeezNutz 09-17-2010 09:49 PM
CoMo referred this poster. Said he has an authentic Cassel jersey.

Dartgod 09-17-2010 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013227)
Someone got a little carried away with infractions. I've reversed it.
Thank God someone has a brain here. It sure as **** isn't tpflanz.

KcMizzou 09-17-2010 09:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 7013234)
CoMo referred this poster.
Well, there ya go...

Ebolapox 09-17-2010 09:50 PM
look at it this way, he comes back and REALLY loses his shit :shrug:

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing (Post 7013231)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL Howd I miss this thread?
You're here now. And that's all that matters.

Shogun 09-17-2010 09:51 PM
This is like that scene in 'The Miracle Worker' where Helen Keller gets the shit beat out of her by 20 different people in a matter of 10 minutes.

the Talking Can 09-17-2010 09:51 PM
d-bag still has a myspace page...i'll have high school photos to send to the F.B.I. in a couple of minutes
http://www.myspace.com/travispflanz

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Travis Pflanz's Details
Status: Single
Here for: Networking, Friends
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: Grandview, MO
Body type: 5' 9" / Average
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Children: Someday
Education: In college

Travis Pflanz's Schools
University Of Missouri-Kansas City
Kansas City,Missouri
Graduated: N/A


2005 to Present
Longview Community College
Lees Summit, MISSOURI
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Business/Finance


2004 to Present
Belton High
Belton, MISSOURI
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma


1994 to 1998

Read more: http://www.myspace.com/travispflanz#ixzz0zqjxiOQ4

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013227)
Someone got a little carried away with infractions. I've reversed it.
Thanks. We weren't done playing with the little kitty.

keg in kc 09-17-2010 09:52 PM
They could use this thread as the cover photo for Sasha Grey's Comeback on Entourage.

-King- 09-17-2010 09:52 PM
This thread makes me http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile...157_4272_n.jpg


Oh forgot the copyright. This photo is of Mr Travis Phallus' brother Nathan Phallus.



And LMFAOOO @ Talking Can!

CHENZ A! 09-17-2010 09:52 PM
LMAO this poor ****er. Had no idea.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-17-2010 09:52 PM
You know we have it good when a Mod enjoys a good pile on ! CP rocks!

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 7013241)
d-bag still has a myspace page...i'll have high school photos to send to the F.B.I. in a couple of minutes
http://www.myspace.com/travispflanz
I think there's a misprint. It says his orientation is straight. That can't possibly be right.

DaFace 09-17-2010 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 7013242)
Thanks. We weren't done playing with the little kitty.
Yeah, hopefully he comes back. I don't know if the system notifies people when a ban is lifted or not.

LaChapelle 09-17-2010 09:53 PM
Spamtripe dysentery
the whole board will soon be infected
sloppy poop thread

Lzen 09-17-2010 09:54 PM
Note to self: Never piss off Talking Can. Dude is vicious.

notorious 09-17-2010 09:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tpflanz (Post 7013180)
Nobody said that... I came here to talk football. That was my question. My fear is that the Chiefs get too cocky and start looking past teams and this team isn't good enough to do that.

In 2007, the Chiefs were leading the AFC West after week 9 (tied) and went on to lose their last 9.

I'm hoping it's just fans who are overly confident about the Browns game, and not the Chiefs as a whole.
The old Chiefs got their asses stomped almost every week in the previous 4 years.


They probably won't forget that after 2 wins in a row. :facepalm:


Chiefs fans overconfident? ROFL Maybe you should lurk for a while before posting a big pile of monkey squirt.

BossChief 09-17-2010 09:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 7013227)
Someone got a little carried away with infractions. I've reversed it.
:clap:

can someone with myspace send him a message telling him he has been unbanned...

DONT LET THIS DIE THIS EASILY

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 09:55 PM
The Talking Can just wrecked your ****ing shit. Buh bye.

Mr. Flopnuts 09-17-2010 09:56 PM
He's here and reading the thread right now. Click his user name.

milkman 09-17-2010 09:56 PM
Skip would be proud.

Shogun 09-17-2010 09:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7013259)
He's here and reading the thread right now. Click his user name.
Vbull forums leave them active for like 20 minutes after banned by default. So maybe. But If he says 1 more word Talking Can is likely to get his SSN and send it out to all of his devious friends which will eventually lead to this mother****er losing a Kidney


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