Something like that...I've drank a lot of bourbon over that time frame so anything is possible.

Can Mr. Blond be far behind?

So basically, Big Foot Wilson brought you back to CP. Nice.

This is Ari Chi3fs, btw. I changed my name.

If I were you, I'd have simply stayed anonymous.

Oh yeah - your new girl is pretty good in the sack. I know, err, can tell just by looking at her. Congrats.

That's good to know cause after this pregnancy thing I can barely remember.

Kinda...I was thinking here is Big Foot Wilson busy doing his best fumbling away the football in the NFL and the President of his fan club isn't even on ChiefsPlanet to talk about it.

She's 3 months? Heh - you just wait. Horny-mester is just around the corner.

Let's hope....otherwise I would recommend investing in the makers of KY jelly and porn.

You'll be begging her to turn off the lights, dude. Pregnancy is not kind to an erection.

ROFL

I predict that before the end of the workday tomorrow, someone is going to request a pic of tits, and donger will probably pm you for details of the nipples, complete with charcoal rubbings.

I expect that out of him over the bulldog but what do you think he will say about my wife?

Who needs pics? Just go pay your $5 cover and see them bounce around stage for 20 minutes.

That was just for a few weeks so I could pay for the sod and landscaping.

Ah crap - some of my favorite dancers are the ones who cram all that 3rd trimester bloat into a g-string and shake for your singles.

I can't say, but if it were me and I was rude, which I'm not, I might say if her HJs were quarterbacks, We'd name her Ryan Leaf because of her career completion percentage.

But it would take a real bastard to make such a comment about a beautiful wife with the glow of a life in her womb, especially one of such a dear, longtime online friend.

If anyone does such a thing, you let me know and I'll perform a prison marital act upon them with the (-) button to the left of edit.

It was really nice of you not to say that. Admirable restraint. LMAO

hey! I know it's been a while since you have been around, but that racial shit don't fly. We do things...law way.

He has always been one for holding back. I'm glad to see he hasn't let go of his one redeeming quality.

So, now that you're back, does that mean they'll go to shit again?

Damn good chance...You followed my Indiana Hoosiers lately? They still look just like the Herm Edwards version of the Chiefs.

If we lose to Buffalo, poor Nap's gonna get lynched.

Is this your clever way of telling me to bench Marshawn this week?

You know there's rarely anything clever about the things I post.

I know what you mean. Some people are born pigeons and some of us were born to be statues brother.


Upon further review, I don't think I've ever typed "brother" in relation to someone who wasn't biologically that. Reading that post, I can't do it without a Hulk Hogan voice.

So what has been the biggest meltdown topic or thread over the last few years? Benard Pollard getting cut prolly had a moment or two.

LMAO

Read it top to bottom.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=182500


Who was the clown who liked motorcycles and got hot chics, but turned out to be pretending to be some other guy he pulled off of fb, and then that guy showed up and the original pimp ended up looking like the dwarf from Fantasy Island?

I'm only a few pages in but laughing so hard I've got tears coming due to these classics:

scratching the skin....5-6 more pages you'll be able to see that guys intestines on the floor.

Midnight_Vulture? Or something close to that...

Holy hell, I didn't realize Nap had been gone that long. Time flies.

I dunno dude - there was shygums - that guy was absolutely classic. He always left enough crumbs laying around for the bloodhounds to find him.

Wow...about 10 pages in....what a bag of shit that guy is. I would have thought it would have taken a testosterone laden guy to be that big a POS. Who would have thought some Project Runway type of cat could pull off such a stunt.

It's about the length of a Stephen King epic... but there are some gems in there.

(The link I posted, I mean.)

Sweet jesus...I thought we had hit rock bottom when I left on the level of stupidity that could be reached but clearly I was wrong by a bunch. I haven't been that wrong since I thought Ryan Sims was a good pick.

I still haven't gotten my signed Okoye picture yet but I am still expecting it.

It gets worse and worse as you read on. But, CP has a knack for sniffing out bullshit, and exposing it. LMAO

That's why these threads are in the HOC.

Damn... re-reading these gives you a different perspective on some current posters. I'd forgotten a lot of what was said. :eek: