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KurtCobain 01-24-2011 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by scott free (Post 7381475)
I'll go get my boys & we'll fix those jackoffs, Buck.

You dont deserve this.

I joined the forum and it won't let me post. :(

Then I went to the specific jackoff's house to kill him, and his mom said he couldn't come out and play on a day this cold.

BillSelfsTrophycase 01-24-2011 09:15 PM

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Hammock Parties 01-24-2011 09:22 PM

This melding of Chiefsplanet and Forumopolis is beautiful. It's long been my greatest goal.

The sheer glory of internet nerds and the raw, unbridaled dumbassery of the planet.

JOCK INVASION!

Phil should go over there and make fun of the geeks. It would be epic. Especially when the geek moderators slapped him down.

Buck 01-24-2011 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7381489)
This melding of Chiefsplanet and Forumopolis is beautiful. It's long been my greatest goal.

The sheer glory of internet nerds and the raw, unbridaled dumbassery of the planet.

JOCK INVASION!

Phil should go over there and make fun of the geeks. It would be epic. Especially when the geek moderators slapped him down.

We need the 4 Horsemen to live up to their namesake and ride over there and just starting handing out wedgies and shit like that.

Hammock Parties 01-24-2011 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381503)
We need the 4 Horsemen to live up to their namesake and ride over there and just starting handing out wedgies and shit like that.

Dane would flash-fry that forum.

KurtCobain 01-24-2011 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381503)
We need the 4 Horsemen to live up to their namesake and ride over there and just starting handing out wedgies and shit like that.

I signed up but it wont let me post. Assholes I'm sending them all super viruses.

Buck 01-24-2011 09:48 PM

In all honestly please don't. I'm going to be sharing my videos with them and if they hate me they'll just talk shit and give my youtube videos thumbs down.

BillSelfsTrophycase 01-24-2011 09:58 PM

A thousand nations of the Chiefs Planet empire descend upon you

Our trolling will blot out the sun

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Hammock Parties 01-24-2011 10:04 PM

Why you should troll this forum:

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._2034613_n.jpg

http://i51.tinypic.com/2hgqrf9.jpg

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m...0993_Alt_3.jpg

KurtCobain 01-24-2011 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381531)
In all honestly please don't. I'm going to be sharing my videos with them and if they hate me they'll just talk shit and give my youtube videos thumbs down.

I just wanted to join for real. I could see that by the way you reacted in the thread that you were pissed you got called out like that. I wouldn't **** something up for you, I just have been reading that forum and I want to get on.

Buck 01-24-2011 10:09 PM

Well it takes about a week before they activate your account so you just gotta wait.

KurtCobain 01-24-2011 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381555)
Well it takes about a week before they activate your account so you just gotta wait.

Those ****ers. What are they ****in special? I'm sending them all super viruses.

KcMizzou 01-24-2011 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7381551)

Ok, what's with the gloves? Creepy as hell.

Buck 01-24-2011 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7381586)
Ok, what's with the gloves? Creepy as hell.

I'm pretty sure this picture is taken at some kind of convention. Still, the gloves hide the hover hand.

Hammock Parties 01-24-2011 10:37 PM

He's "cosplaying" a character.

luv 01-24-2011 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 7380946)
Did they Burn your Chargers hat?

LMAO

KcMizzou 01-24-2011 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7381592)
He's "cosplaying" a character.

Any idea what character? I'm guessing "creepy scientist/doctor from Firefly".

Hammock Parties 01-24-2011 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7381595)
Any idea what character? I'm guessing "creepy scientist/doctor from Firefly".

I don't think it's from firefly. It's an actual character that dresses like that.

CrazyPhuD 01-24-2011 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7381595)
Any idea what character? I'm guessing "creepy scientist/doctor from Firefly".

It's alice from the brady bunch unfortunately he could only afford the gloves.

luv 01-24-2011 10:47 PM

As a female on the internet, here is my view...(like it matters)...

When someone "stands up" for me, I must admit that it feels good. It is also not expected. However, I do not expect someone who says something "harassing" to me to be punished for what they say (unless it crosses a line).

In Buck's case, he either came across a chick with super thin skin who reported him, or geeks overcompensating for their lack of real life social skills trying to be nternet badasses. My advice to the chick...grow a pair. My advice to the "internet badasses"...grow a pair.

I think I've been on a football BB for too long...lol.

Buck 01-24-2011 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7381605)
As a female on the internet, here is my view...(like it matters)...

When someone "stands up" for me, I must admit that it feels good. It is also not expected. However, I do not expect someone who says something "harassing" to me to be punished for what they say (unless it crosses a line).

In Buck's case, he either came across a chick with super thin skin who reported him, or geeks overcompensating for their lack of real life social skills trying to internet badasses. My advice to the chick...grow a pair. My advice to the internet badasses...grow a pair.

I think I've been on a football BB for too long...lol.

FYI, the girl said she really didn't care about what I said, just the dudes stuck up for her without even considering what she thought about it.

CrazyPhuD 01-24-2011 10:54 PM

Uhhhh.....ok.....I went to forumopolis site and I'm just creeped out...alll I have to say is....

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Bearcat 01-24-2011 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381611)
FYI, the girl said she really didn't care about what I said, just the dudes stuck up for her without even considering what she thought about it.

Not sure what's funnier... them getting upset over what looks like clipart, which is something that would have looked pretty weak here as others would have chimed in with PIIHB and so forth.....

...or that he actually started with "we all know my opinion on white knighting, but...", which reads a lot like billay starting a post with "we all know I go out of my way to not be a douche around here, but..."

KcMizzou 01-24-2011 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 7381635)
Not sure what's funnier... them getting upset over what looks like clipart, which is something that would have looked pretty weak here as others would have chimed in with PIIHB and so forth.....

...or that he actually started with "we all know my opinion on white knighting, but...", which reads a lot like billay starting a post with "we all know I go out of my way to not be a douche around here, but..."

LMAO

Yep. Just like every comment that starts with, "No offense, but..." is followed by something that's meant to offend.

KcMizzou 01-24-2011 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381591)
I'm pretty sure this picture is taken at some kind of convention. Still, the gloves hide the hover hand.

I looked up "hover hand"... makes sense now.

Hammock Parties 01-25-2011 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyPhuD (Post 7381615)
Uhhhh.....ok.....I went to forumopolis site and I'm just creeped out...alll I have to say is....

Eh, it's a pretty cool site. A lot of interesting news is posted and it's a great tech site, too.

Saulbadguy 01-25-2011 12:02 AM

Tomorrow morning, I will ride. Prepare yourselves.

Buck 01-25-2011 12:04 AM

The way I think of Foroumopolis is this.

Its like our Media Center but times 100. Then all of our NFTs from the lounge, and not very much DC.

Also full of White Knights.

Hammock Parties 01-25-2011 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381680)
The way I think of Foroumopolis is this.

Its like our Media Center but times 100. Then all of our NFTs from the lounge, and not very much DC.

Also full of White Knights.

That's a very good description. It's also the opposite of Chiefsplanet politically. Dumbass libs as far as the eye can see. Place had an Obamagasm.

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 7381678)
Tomorrow morning, I will ride. Prepare yourselves.

OMFG

Chiefs=Champions 01-25-2011 12:09 AM

I want to see them come over here and talk about the draft.

KcMizzou 01-25-2011 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381680)
The way I think of Foroumopolis is this.

Its like our Media Center but times 100. Then all of our NFTs from the lounge, and not very much DC.

Well.. that sounds pretty awesome.

Buck 01-25-2011 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7381704)
Well.. that sounds pretty awesome.

Yeah it is awesome. There are a lot more girl posters over there though so I guess you know, you cant really get away with saying I'd PIIHB without someone getting mad at you.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-25-2011 12:43 AM

I'm seriously considering going 4****ingchan on dat ass.

luv 01-25-2011 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 7381704)
Well.. that sounds pretty awesome.

Uh-oh. I think we've lost him forever.

Buck 01-25-2011 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7381731)
I'm seriously considering going 4****ingchan on dat ass.

FLOPNUTS!

Either you and I don't post in the same threads, or I just miss you everytime. WTF Man?

Oh if you do, make sure you the whole thing and not just halfway.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-25-2011 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381739)
FLOPNUTS!

Either you and I don't post in the same threads, or I just miss you everytime. WTF Man?

Oh if you do, make sure you the whole thing and not just halfway.

I wished you happy b-day on Facebook. I haven't been on much lately. I am considering unleashing my inner Hamas on that site though. Maybe I'd do less dumb shit around here if I had an outlet for that sort of thing.........:D

Buck 01-25-2011 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7381744)
I wished you happy b-day on Facebook. I haven't been on much lately. I am considering unleashing my inner Hamas on that site though. Maybe is do less dumb shit around here if I had an outlet for that sort of thing.........:D

Yeah I saw that.

Either way, I still miss you. No homo.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-25-2011 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381749)
Yeah I saw that.

Either way, I still miss you. No homo.

I'll start posting more soon. Just for you. No homo. Well, maybe a little.

-King- 01-25-2011 12:57 AM

BTW, WTF does NFT mean? TIA. KTHXBYE

KcMizzou 01-25-2011 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7381758)
BTW, WTF does NFT mean? TIA. KTHXBYE

Non football topic

Buck 01-25-2011 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7381756)
I'll start posting more soon. Just for you. No homo. Well, maybe a little.

10% Boner

luv 01-25-2011 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381764)
10% Boner

Tuna can?

Buck 01-25-2011 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7381766)
Tuna can?

LOL, more like small can of tomato paste.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-25-2011 01:13 AM

LMAO Chili bean can here. Oh yeah!!!

luv 01-25-2011 01:14 AM

*sigh*

Phobia 01-25-2011 01:14 AM

You guys really know how to pique a fellow's interest. So I'm supposed to go over there and wait a week to be welcomed into the middle of geekdom? I can run down to the local comic book store and make $40 in lunch money just by walking through the door and clearing my throat. While you make a striking argument for heading on down to dorkvilletown I think I'm probably going to skip it this time.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-25-2011 01:14 AM

...............fine. Can of sliced olives.

Buck 01-25-2011 01:15 AM

Also they don't have former mods who still have the power to change your name or zero your casino cash.

Buck 01-25-2011 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7381775)
...............fine. Can of sliced olives.

I'm at Chunky Soup levels now.

luv 01-25-2011 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381776)
Also they don't have former mods who still have the power to change your name or zero your casino cash.

And we shouldn't either, IMO.

Phobia 01-25-2011 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381776)
Also they don't have former mods who still have the power to change your name or zero your casino cash.

You're seriously crying about casino cash? If I'm not mistaken, you have about double the casino cash you had before your casino cash was removed for roughly 20 minutes as a joke. You also seem to be crying about a name change that didn't even happen, just because you think it could happen. Is this really true or am I being punked?

Buck 01-25-2011 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7381789)
You're seriously crying about casino cash? If I'm not mistaken, you have about double the casino cash you had before your casino cash was removed for roughly 20 minutes as a joke. You also seem to be crying about a name change that didn't even happen, just because you think it could happen. Is this really true or am I being punked?

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lehhyxJ1Yq1qeodf5.gif

Buck 01-25-2011 01:36 AM

Oh also I never blamed you for changing my name. Not to mention that I don't know how much casino cash that I ever had. You just think its funny when you troll someone, but when you get trolled right back you think they are being serious.

BillSelfsTrophycase 01-25-2011 01:59 AM

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CrazyPhuD 01-25-2011 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7381778)
And we shouldn't either, IMO.

Hell no...everyone should have the power....MAD...then no one does anything!

Saulbadguy 01-25-2011 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7381555)
Well it takes about a week before they activate your account so you just gotta wait.

How easy is it to get banned?

Hammock Parties 01-25-2011 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 7381936)
How easy is it to get banned?

Real easy. All you have to do is insult someone.

Saulbadguy 01-25-2011 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7381941)
Real easy. All you have to do is insult someone.

Hmm.

This will require strategy. I've registered, currently awaiting approval.

Ming the Merciless 01-25-2011 03:01 PM

Im joining too, I will defend buck's honor

Buck 01-25-2011 03:03 PM

By the time you are able to post you probably won't give a shit anymore. Although it would be cool if we could get 50+ posters here to go troll their board all at the same time. That would be pretty epic when it comes to internet raids.

Ebolapox 01-25-2011 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7382732)
By the time you are able to post you probably won't give a shit anymore. Although it would be cool if we could get 50+ posters here to go troll their board all at the same time. That would be pretty epic when it comes to internet raids.

the pool is closed due to AIDS.

Saulbadguy 01-25-2011 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 7382732)
By the time you are able to post you probably won't give a shit anymore. Although it would be cool if we could get 50+ posters here to go troll their board all at the same time. That would be pretty epic when it comes to internet raids.

On my signal, unleash hell.

luv 01-25-2011 03:27 PM

Registered. I guess we have to wait to set up an avatar/signature?

Ebolapox 01-25-2011 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 7382785)
On my signal, unleash hell.

NEGRAS, UNITE!

Saulbadguy 01-25-2011 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7382793)
Registered. I guess we have to wait to set up an avatar/signature?

Didn't you read the posts in this thread? YOU MORON, YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT.


Whoops.

I apologize, White Knights, on behalf of the Circle of the Black Knights of the Stone Table.

luv 01-25-2011 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 7382796)
Didn't you read the posts in this thread? YOU MORON, YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEM TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT.


Whoops.

I apologize, White Knights, on behalf of the Circle of the Black Knights of the Stone Table.

Okie dokie. I knew I wasn't able to post, but I was in the user cp editing options, details, etc, so I thought Id ask.

Saulbadguy 01-25-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7382805)
Okie dokie. I knew I wasn't able to post, but I was in the user cp editing options, details, etc, so I thought Id ask.

If you wish to participate in the board raid, an avatar might be a waste of time.

We may have to zerg this thing. I'm not sure yet. We need to talk strategy, here.

Hammock Parties 01-25-2011 07:43 PM

This is gonna be epic.

Hammock Parties 01-25-2011 08:47 PM

Nothing screams NERDS! louder than this.

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Originally Posted by M Nght Shamajoe (Post 3635042)
We could do a mock draft on here where one person takes like. Each division maybe. I don't think we have enough people to do every single team. Maybe like resident super fans could do their individual teams.

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Originally Posted by Felonious Monk (Post 3635045)
That's interesting, but it probably wouldn't be accurate.

They also have an annual "secrets" thread where someone sets up a dummy email and people e-mail their anonymous secrets in, and those secrets then get posted anonymously. It's quite amusing.

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I'm was surprisingly hurt that my name was never mentioned in the say good things about people thread. I think the posts that went into great detail kind of hurt the worst as people who've been around shorter than I have and post much less were mentioned, but I never did, even after I'd helped out many of the posters in the thread in one way or another.


I know there were plenty of "Sorry if I forgot anyone!" messages in the thread, but it's kind of like getting picked last for the baseball team, having all of your friends say how sorry they were that you felt bad, and then them picking you last again the next week.

Reading the thread was just a perfect cap to an otherwise completely shit day.
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Sometime earlier this year, something really weird happened to me. I started getting very intense desires to torture certain animals. This was really odd for a lot of reasons.

I have zero history of this kind of behavior. I never pulled the wings off of flies or took a magnifying glass to ants. The only thing I've ever done to an animal besides pet it was dissect a fetal pig in high school.

But since...uh, June or July or so, I've wanted to hurt things. If I'm awake at night I'll think about heating up the tip of a screwdriver and sticking it into a hamster's eye, or putting a bird in the microwave. Those are the tamer fantasies.

I saw a video of some monkeys being experimented on in very brutal ways and found myself smiling by the end.

To clarify, I still have not hurt any animals. Even a little. I'm just very disturbed and confused by this very sudden and very harsh urge to cause pain to something for no reason. Sometimes if I think about it makes me sick and really sad. Other times it just makes me laugh.

Ebolapox 01-25-2011 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7383423)
Nothing screams NERDS! louder than this.





They also have an annual "secrets" thread where someone sets up a dummy email and people e-mail their anonymous secrets in, and those secrets then get posted anonymously. It's quite amusing.

:spock:

listopencil 01-25-2011 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7381540)
A thousand nations of the Chiefs Planet empire descend upon you

Our trolling will blot out the sun

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/Ac...8202-27476.gif




Then they will POST IN THE SHADE!

Saulbadguy 01-31-2011 07:58 AM

I have been given approval.

Hammock Parties 01-31-2011 07:59 AM

What's your username?

Saulbadguy 01-31-2011 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7395487)
What's your username?

Ertle the Fertile Turtle

Hammock Parties 01-31-2011 08:08 AM

First post:

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That is rather rude and trolling.

Saulbadguy 01-31-2011 08:09 AM

Tell me if you think i'm getting close to the ban-o-matic. I'll tone it down and perform a few planned, surgical strikes.

Hammock Parties 01-31-2011 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Saulbadguy (Post 7395499)
Tell me if you think i'm getting close to the ban-o-matic. I'll tone it down and perform a few planned, surgical strikes.

You'll know cus the mods will immediately get butthurt.

Saulbadguy 01-31-2011 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7395501)
You'll know cus the mods will immediately get butthurt.

Starting out well. Getting several posters involved in a cat and mouse game of circular logic.


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