The second as I hear it. Basically all the believers will just be gone, leaving the rest of us here to, er, suffer?

Maybe it'll extend into northern Iowa and end up knocking out the major pains of the MVC.... Rock Chalk!

The Power of Christ Compels You

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yeah, but chicago should have some great fishing I wont have to share it with so many people

In that case, I'll make sure to have all my buddies bring Boulevard Pale Ale

If I had Photoshop handy, I'd create a poster for The Day After Tomorrow using the St. Louis Arch instead of the Statue of Liberty.

We better get the best dessert decision wrapped up right quick...

Glad I live in Kansas.

Sweet, it will take out columbia MO, and I can do my suffering an hour or so from the beach.

With such groundbreaking historical and mathematical evidence to support his claim, who can deny it?

There will be many false prohets claiming to be Christ or know of his return.
Let us all hope and pray that when the day comes we have been prepared to go with Him due to our belief and faith that He died for sins and that He prepared us a place in Heaven.


But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only. For as were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day when Noah entered the ark, and they were unaware until the flood came and swept them all away, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. Then two men will be in the field; one will be taken and one left. Two women will be grinding at the mill; one will be taken and one left. Therefore, stay awake, for you do not know on what day your Lord is coming. But know this, that if the master of the house had known in what part of the night the thief was coming, he would have stayed awake and would not have let his house be broken into. Therefore you also must be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.—Matthew 24:36-44

It is every bit as believable as anything else in the bible. I often chuckle when Christians are outraged and denounce something as absurd and unbelievable. It makes me wonder if they have ever read their own book~

That is the first time I have ever seen that.

only 3 shopping days left..................LMAO

I'm going to be betting on the Preakness that day. So I guess I'd rather it happened before the race if I'm going to lose and after if I'm a winner.

Beachfront Property!

I can't wait. The bluefish, the snook. Shrimpin!

Looks like I'm safe ! Oh shit I just realized the Raiders and Chargers ar history and we will be AFCW champs forever now. WOOOHOOOO!

Meet me in St Louie, we can go snagging for spoonbill off the arch

No I am into religion, just not a believer in it. Not big on superstition but i find it wildly fascinating others are.

Well, I look at it this way - if the Rapture happens and I don't get picked, at least it'll free up a lot of spaces at the Metra parking lot. Plus, I work for lawyers, so I'll have job security. :thumb:

Remember he boiled for your sins :)

My b-day is May 22nd too. So hopefully this is all BS. My dad is makin me a 32 oz. ribeye that is nothing short of amazing.

I'm no expert, but I am pretty sure there are some mountains in there where all that blue is... shouldn't that possibly change the "coastline" a bit or are we supposed to just ignore that?

There's no time for thinking damnit, we're talking about the day after the day after tomorrow!

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Mountains are no match for a New Madrid fault sized destruction zone, apparently.

Nope those are the valleys between the ranges.

[QUOTE=Bearcat;7647375]Posted this in the earthquake thread, but it's too important for people to miss...

Just remember your training from movies like The Day After Tomorrow... RUN. Massive tidal waves that end up flooding land hundreds of miles inland? Run. Temperature drops 200 degrees? Run.

Figures... first Saturday in a month that I don't have stuff going on early in the morning, and I'm going to be woken up by the EOW. I'll log into CP to see what's going on, and will have to read "I told you so" threads from the resident tinfoil. Just wonderful.

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I'm in phoenix works for me

Re: the map

So, the coastlines will be flooded 100 or so miles inland...plausible.
The Mississippi inundates everything around it...well, OK.
The Colorado completely swamps the Rockies...hmmm.
But the Great Lakes? No change at all baby!...yeah, bullshit.

OK, I can see that now, too.

It's going to be 2 days before, the day after tomorrow.

HOLY SHIT, THAT"S TODAY

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Two nights ago we were driving down I-95 in Rhode Island on our way to the Indian casino in CT. My wife is driving, and says, "Hey, what's that, the circus?" I look up and see three or four RVs all covered in the same shrinkwrap design, looking like a traveling carnival. I read quickly as they go by and realize it's these crazy ****suckers, LOL. Told my wife how we should do as suggested here and find them the night before to see if they'll give their RVs to us. What would also be cool is to get someone to dress up like Jesus and have him walk into their campsite and say, "Dudes, you missed it, it was yesterday. Sorry."

What time of day? Will I have time to at least get some stuff done in the morning?

The Bible says that no man will know the hour in which Christ will return....guess they forgot about this guy...ChiefsPlanet is the place to go for the countdown to armageddon

Countdown Clock

http://www.wecantknow.com/

And Columbia is right where it belongs.

damn Vegas won't be on the map anymore. I'm going to have to ask for a refund on my plane tickets to there since I'm going in a couple days.

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LMAOLMAOLMAO

It's raining in Olathe right now. It must be the end. Where's Noah?

While out sailing on the ocean while out sailing on the sea,
I bumped into the Saviour, He said "Pardon me"
I said "Jesus you look tired",
He said "jesus, so do you"
Won't you sit down son cause I've got some fat to chew

ROFL

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He is coming back.. but just to buy my latest painting
::The Last Dance::

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That widespread famine shit better hurry up.... there's only like 2 days left, and I'm still seeing fat people EVERYWHERE!!!!

Ah-ha! Found it. It's 6pm. Of course they leave out the time zone. Could be 6pm CA time, or they may have translated it to London time for the article.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...e-2254139.html

LMAO

That's awesome.

One question: If you were dead would you wear your murder weapon as jewelry?

it's called irony :) check it out sometime

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Damn, I hadn't even thought of the service industry that the whole thing could spawn:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

LMAO wow

That's too bad you feel that way.

I've always wondered if Athiest fully grasp that it can only go bad for them when this life is over.

Either:

Option A: They're right and we're all dead

Option B: They're wrong have made the biggest mistake possible which they will regret for eternity.


Having said that, somebody shouldn't believe in something simply for the sake of it sounding better. Obviously.

I'm simply pointing out the harsh reality of that stance.

A + B = a well designed trap!

No snakes. Snakes are the debil.
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I wish I could believe what you believe but my mind is wired around reason and logic, my man. I was raised a Chrsitian and believed as a child, but then I studied history, science, ethics theories, sociology, etc.

It's not like atheists have a choice.

This.

I wanna believe. I wanna be able to follow the bible blindly with out questioning the book, the religion, or the people preaching it. I wish i didn't have to question whether or not certain religions or people have ulterior motives or whether or not the "good Book" was written partly to control people.

I wanna believe that some powerful force has this great plan for me. I wanna believe that all I have to do is Love god and I'm going to the most perfect place man can dream of.

But I just can't. Not that I haven't tried. But every time I try, Logic and science rear their ugly heads.

Life would be so much simpler if i felt that my only reason for existence was to worship our lord.

Pascal's Wager is a terrible argument. Truth is not decided by picking what's behind door #3 like some game show.

Do you truly think that people should ignore their whole belief system - basically betray everthing that they know - because it will profit them in the afterlife? Are there actually people who do this?

That's not logic and science, my friend. It's SATAN.

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man, living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time... But he loves you.

Leap of faith.

I
Feel
Fine.

Thank you, George Carlin.

Take religion out of the equation. You can believe in something without believing EVERY SINGLE THING man has told you to believe.

I gotta believe there is something. And a big part of what I believe comes from science and logic, not freakin religion.

Lenny Bruce is not afraid

Why is it every time Jesus is scheduled to make a visit he wants to blow the place up? Maybe he just wants to bet on a couple horses at Preakness, have some wings and a couple beers then chill out on the deck for awhile.

That's fine in Assassains Creed, but in the real, grown up world where there is no magic, things are different.

Once you have the knowledge, once you have studied the origins of the superstitions, and then the cosmos, you find yourself at peace knowing that as much as I'd like it to be me living forever watching a Chiefs superbowls ever year, it's not going to be that.

No and I said as much in my post that obviously someone shouldn't believe in something simply for the sake of it sounding nice. Nobody is arguing that.

I was simply pointing out the reality or consequences of where they're at.


I get it. I really do. I have a college buddy who is pretty much the same way. He needs the scientific proof right in front of him to believe in it. I suppose that's why it's called faith so what can you do.

You guys are going to get this humor thread punted to DC.

The greatest rant of all time. I miss George.

Crab cakes.

2% huh! Not looking good for Coogs under those guidelines!

It's not so much about scientific proof as it is about understanding the origins of superstitions, religion, morality, society and the facts of science we have at hand.

I still believe in a higher power deep down inside but that's the power of cognitive dissonance, isn't it?

Unlike Magic Users, Clerics, etc., Assassins are unable to cast spells.

how do u know if u DO go to heaven or hell that it's not just a simulated program written by whatever aliens sent us here to mine all the gold? :)

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