first time i think i've ever laughed at something you posted.

As for the age difference, now that I'm over 40 I don't feel quite as "ew" about May-September (otherwise I'd feel more guilty for staring at college chicks, LOL). But I think it's one thing to be in a relationship with a girl young enough to be your daughter, and another level of skeeve when she's young enough to be your granddaughter (which this chick is... if he had a kid at 17.5 and his kid had a kid at 17.5 then that would put him at 51 when his granddaughter is 16).

That's too bad. I've laughed at most of the stuff you've posted. LMAO

She can't be 16, no way. Got to be in her 20's

My name is Dane McCloud and i approve this message.

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I don't believe for one second that she is 16.

This. reeruned hot.

Why would someone in this situation lie about something like that if she was really older? Normally people claim they are older, not younger.

Whatever the case, the whole thing is pretty weird...

She might lie because she is trying to advance her career. This would get her name out in the public due the the generally perceived outrageous nature of this marriage.

Exactly. If she hadn't claimed to be 16, none of us would have ever heard of her.

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

16? Yeah, at least 9 years ago.

UPDATE. Courtney Alexis Stodden’s mother tells Radar Online that she gave approval for the couple’s marriage. Krista Stodden tells news that Hutchison is loved by Stodden’s parents.


Krista notes, that despite criticism, Courtney Alexis Stodden is a “good Christian”. Krista also gives revealing details about her daughter to news Monday. She says her daughter was a virgin at the time of marriage. She also wants critics to know that Courtney Alexis Stodden prides herself in a healthy lifestyle. “She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.”
Online at YouTube, remarks are mixed for Stodden’s music. Her song “Don’t Put it On Me” prompted some listeners to compare it to “Friday”.” “I want you to know, that in another time, we could be friends” she sings in a boat alongside a dog with pink hair dye. As of Monday, the video has generated two thousand views featuring one hundred dislikes and eight likes.
UPDATE 2: Both of Stodden’s parents have come out in support of her marriage. They both confirm to news that they gave their support to their daughter’s marriage. They also give top praise to Hutchison, calling him the best man they have ever met. Stodden’s father, who is younger than Hutchison, says he is honored that Hutchison married his daughter. Neither parent confirmed to news how long Hutchison and Stodden had dated before marriage.


Stodden, herself, has yet to comment about the national attention her marriage is generating. Online she has previously detailed her battles against hatred. Courtney hopes her music will inspire others to overcome negativity and to achieve their goals.

The t-shirt LIES.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/9972/stoddard5.jpg

And I'm proud to be an American.....

http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4467/stoddard7.jpg

51 year old actor from 'Lost' marries 16 year old girl
 

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/0...-a-boss#page/1


Here's one of her songs:

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I thought it was the actor from The Green Mile or JFK or something.

A 1st page repost

**** me.

Sorry folks, merge please.

Heh

My gosh she is pretty horrible at singing. Almost as bad as Rebecca Black.

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Sooooo, she wants to jump-start her career?

Wow.... the sync on that was really horrible. It was blatantly obvious they were using a separate audio feed. And the pontoon boat in the background was classy...

Considering tits, I'm thinking 6/10...

LMAO

holy crap ... she is already looking rough at the age of 16.

at 30, she is going to resemble Courtney Love

Leave it to Anderson Cooper to put it all in perspective...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bes....cnn?hpt=hp_c2

:spock: 1. That song sucks.
2. I thought she was supposed to be "country"?

I have been away for a while.... so

1) she can't sing
2) at 50, she would most probably kill me in bed, so good luck to him
3) If she kills him in bed, at least he'll be coming and going at the same time
4) can't blame the guy for trying

he is giving no ****s

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_im...1A_05_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_im...1A_09_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_im...1A_47_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_im...1A_03_full.jpg

http://cdn.photos.tmz.com/gallery_im...1A_32_full.jpg

^like rusty cannons on a sunken ship :$

That is one A+ body.

But there is no way on God's green earth she's anything under 25, if not 30.

Girls who look 30 when they're 16... yeah.. they're usually not so hot by the time they're actually 30.

Lucky for him, he'll probably be dead by then.

Technically, ogling 16 year olds does not make you a pedo-phile. It makes you an ephebophile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

I don't think you need to ponder that one very long.

But if you need help http://www.askmen.com/money/how_to_200/246_how_to.html

She looks 30.

She looks 30 in those beach pictures looking her absolute best. Can you imagine what she looks like when she's not all glamored up?

Good for him I guess this means I can still get some 20 year old :)

Word filter evasion. Reported.

Uh...like a girl w/ an A+ body that could probably use some makeup.

Sorry fellas, but if you can play a B part in a big movie 15 years ago and parlay it into that when you're in you're 50's, you sir, have hit the lottery.

Nothing to do here but tip your cap to the man - that's impressive as hell (even if she's completely full of shit regarding the tits; real cans don't do that).

I figured this either got bumped due to pics or the fact she's killed him. I was kind of hoping for the latter.

I wouldn't call marrying a 16 year old when you're 50 hitting the lottery.

And she's not even a 10. She's a 7 that has been extremely dolled up
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They can, it is just rare. Had a friend in hs, best boobs ever, big perky dd's. She wore no bra the just sat there. Problem is she looked like some beat her with a bat. Great personality though.

If I hadnt grew up with her, I would agree with you.

Out of all the hot girls to look at on the intrawebsss, she isn't one of them. Beat with an ugly stick imo.

GTFO... The guy is 50, and not very good looking. Even if you rate her at a 7, he's still outkicking his coverage by several miles.

No doubt.

Look - the face is, at worst, above average. It's not perfect, but she has the high cheekbones, pouty lips, big eyes, etc... There are certain features that stand out as 'hot' features and she has a shitload of them. The girl's not a brown-bagger by any stretch of the imagination.

And the body is a 10 by any definition; no amount of slamming on an old guy for picking her up can get around that.

Any person that's posted in this thread would drop over dead if she hit on them. Especially if the 'glamming up' she did wasn't pushing towards the whoreish side of the spectrum. She could dial it down a notch, still have the rocking body and the good facial features, and look unreal amounts of hot.

What do you suppose their conversations sound like?
Or does she get a chance to speak when she opens her mouth before something gets stuffed down her throat?

That chic is 3 years from Bukake porn and a heroin OD.

Not by my definition. I actually prefer a woman to have more flesh than plastic.

Is there any way to confirm if this girl is really 16? I seriously doubt it. Also how old was she when she got the boob job? 14?

Is she wearing ab makeup like those 300 dudes?

Heh, it really does look like it in a couple of those pics.

My official guess at her age is 24. She looks like she has Lohanitis (the state of againg your appearance by years due to balls ot the wall partying).

There isn't a guy in this thread that wouldn't be posting pictures the next day if they got with her. JFC there isn't anyone on CP that has a better looking woman than that. Period.

I do. But if a disproportionate chest is your measuring stick, you probably wouldn't agree.

But yes, the girl isn't a "7" or nasty by any stretch. She's a solid 8.5-9.5 on any reasonable person's scale. I think most guys posting on this thread are really put off by the fact she married a very old guy.

As an added bonus, my wife doesn't wear 5" sling-backs to the beach... although I would definitely go for that.

I'm not sure anyone is saying that she's not hot or that they wouldn't like to PIIHB. My only "negative" comment about her is that she's most likely closer to 30 than she is to 16

a demon's stare

http://cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com/...59-480x720.jpg

me too.

What's the expiration date on your wives, guys? They can't legitimately be hotter than young girls forever.

Not sure if you are saying this because she is watching over your shoulder. Pink is a very very pretty girl, but this gal is smoking. Hey and he's not a very old guy, he's a pup!

When Mrs. Radar turned 42 I told her I was going to trade her in for two 21’s. She laughed and said, “Great idea, then you can have two disappointed women in the same house.”

Phobia and stevie ray wife are both hot and lumpy and dylan and luv are hot too. Almost forgot cntrygurl she hot too and jenny gump.

wife stalker

:LOL:

I agree.












So, Kcnut, you have some pics you can share? :D

Please disregard this question

Preferably NSFW ones

She doesn't ever look over my shoulder, which is even better than having a 16 year old wife.

Young girls get less attractive the older you get, actually. I wouldn't want a 16 year old wife for any reason at this point.

Nice body, but she radiates a "I have STDs" vibe.

You get older, they stay the same age.

http://www.oligoville.com/wp-content...nfusedjpg.jpeg

I saw a real-life Wooderson outside of the KU game on saturday. Only thing missing was the rolled up smokes.

don't know who did her work but it isn't good.

I'm telling you that's some kind of ab-makeup, or enhanced tan lines or something to make it look like she has a 6-pack.

looks to me like in just about every pic, she's holding her hands funny...like she's afraid she's gonna **** up her nails.

other than that...meh.
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French tips and painted on six-pack abs. Goes perfectly with her fake rack and fake under-age ID.

Out of curiousity, I photo-google'd her name and found a pic of her w/ no tan, smaller bewbs, and wearing very little make-up. Unfortunately, I can't post the link and the screencap looked too grainy. She did look 16 in that pic though. But, I agree, she doesn't look 16 when she's fake-baked/bewb'd and wearing tons of make-up.

My guess is that "Percy" is either packing a huge trouser snake or he has some dough. Dude is looking rough these days... so it definitely can't be because she's attracted to him.

People are sometimes attracted to others for reasons other than looks you know.

Yeah, only ugly people though...

well she is YOUR wife

:D

:eek: :deevee:

I are sad.