It sounds to me like she'd make a great sex slave. Did you consider asking her if she'd like to be gagged and chained to a piece of gymnastics equipment in your basement? Could be a win-win.

Yea, though I walk through the ChiefsPlanet valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. For I have the best accent in the valley. GoChief's rod comforts me.

LMAO

I KNEW that you swung both ways

I knew it!

Ah Snap! We need a Donger "Coming out of the closet" thread!

Either way failure to communicate is bad and relationships usually end because of it. Bucks lucky it sounded like this one didn't end too bad.

Ok **** it, here is the reason why this is happening. No other reason.

She makes me feel bad more often that she makes me feel good.

It ****ing hurts because she was a good friend of mine beforehand and now that is seemingly over. To the people who are saying that girl of my dreams just means physical beauty, shut the **** up, you have no idea what you're talking about.

So how long to we have to wait until you post the naked pics?

Shes a woman....1 & 2 are pretty much universal woman traits. But looking at 3, seems you're possibly a woman yourself so have you considered a sex change? Its really great that chargers fans feell so secure in their sexuality to come to other team's boards and express themselves so freely.

So when you were younger, you were dreaming of the fat girl with the great personality in grade school?

Okay, so it's more than physical? What happened that precipitated a change?

You're a pussy.

So you don't like her spanking you? Just tell her to stop and everything is good

And I know I opened myself to this criticism just by starting the thread, but I didn't have anywhere else to vent.

Thanks for your time.

What? Is she a bitch or something? Does she call you a bitch when you get all emo and stuff?

At least I didn't type "cumfart" instead of "comfort." I actually did but revised it.

I'm failing to understand how she can be a good friend to you before hand, but when you're boning, she's absent/fickle and unsupportive. Generally, if those traits were existant when you were friends, they'd be present when you were doing the no pants dance early on.

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fatties are very giving and will often pay for stuff....plus they give good head usually.

Life is filled with choices.

C'mon, they're just ****ing with ya. It's their funny way of telling you that they love you, snookie wookie.

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this^^^^^

How could you be friends if she was a shallow/unsupportive person?

Sounds like youre not telling the whole story......what REALLY happened?

The sex was ****ing awesome...****ing awesome. It's the other shit that gets to me.

I think it's pretty obvious. Buck has a small penis.

It sounds to me like Buck had been having a bad week, looked to his woman for emotional support and she basically shrugged him off and called him a cry baby. Buck says "you ****ing bitch you may be hot but You're a bitch and I don't want your evil vagina anymore"

I'm pretty sure it went something like that.

I leave you with this. Since you make a thread every week about this bird I assume next you'll be asking for relationship advice.


Premature ejaculation is funny. People trying to combat premature ejaculation is funnier. Notable examples: A.) pipe squeezer and B.) focusing on dog shit. Today we introduce a new, equally ****ing reeruned method for countering early evac. It's called sniffin your costars asshole. And unless the bitch just shit out 4 baconators, it wont work.

I'm getting that, but if she was a good friend prior, why would she just turn off those traits when you are bumping?

How so? I don't understand this part. Are you POSITIVE that it's not you making yourself feel worse by having unrealistic expectations this early in the relationship. Are you scared because the girl of your dreams is right there, and you're afraid it'll hurt worse later if it doesn't work out?

No judgment man, you have to find your own happiness. But it's amazing to me how much we as human beings rationalize bullshit in our own heads to make ourselves miserable. Everyone does it, whether they want to admit it or not. Overcoming it is what sets people apart.

I'm probably way off the mark here, but I'm throwing it out there just in case...............

This thread doesn't seem to be going too well for Mr. Buck.

The difference between a good friend and seeing each other practically every day for 3 months is quite different, no?

Sounds like a case of THIS.

Dudes, the shit is over. I didn't really want relationship advice.

How do I go about getting all of my shit back? I've never had to really deal with that on this magnitude before. I probably have at least $1000 worth of shit at her house.

Man up, take some roids, get a couple pit bulls and just lay down the law, bro.

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Had you talked about this stuff with her before making this decision?

whoa...shoulda got that squared away before you dumped her.
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Show up at her doorstep if she doesn't let you in flash your piece in the wasteband.

Are you still on speaking terms with her?

In the regression equation of love the R-squared is quite low. We cannot always explain why love happens with a person possessing one set of independent variables not with a person with a slightly different set of independent variables.

Go knock on the door and say, "uh hey, can i get my shit back?"

I seriously doubt she'll make a scene.

OR

Have you ever watched "Operation: Repo"?

Uhh, tell her you want your shit back. Do it before the anger part sets in, which is scheduled to happen any minute.

let her keep the condoms, buck.
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you have some inner game issues if you like a person with a wet hole make you feel bad. You have to love yourself more buddy. You will get there with time.

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yep. Dude killed a perfectly nice set of pussy/titties by gettin all needy to quick b4 she was whipped on his dick. You shouldve impregnated her tbh. Or ignored her for a while after u give her the best pussy whuppin of her life.

I hate to break this to you, but if this was true she wouldnt be ignoring you.

I don't blame you. If you are trying to deal with something, and she is unavailable for emotional support, she is not good girlfriend. It sucks. I've been there. Move on.

you would be surprised what getting a job and working out did for me, and only spilling my guts to real men. I know you are looking for relief from the pain, but the truth is you need to deal with that shit, it makes you stronger so then you can get through.

That would be pretty ****ing stupid to do. Women are good for 2 things, and talking ain't one of them.

Condoms, lol. Raw dog only.

She has some kind of UED implant or something so that was out of the question....lol

Early in the relationship? No, it's not because early on, you should be kissing each other's asses to the point it's ridiculous.

You're either not married, don't act anything like this with your wife, or are married to a very homely woman who will let you dominate her. Which is it?

at this stage of the game it seems weak to try to be seek emotional support, you are trying to get her brain to see that you can protect her and her eggs so she can reproduce IT'S SCIENCE. If were in the wild and you posted this thread Mohillbilly would have swooped down with his half pickup/half eagle and eaten you.

I already feel better. Thanks. This thread is making me laugh.

What you should take from all of this is she really isn't the girl of your dreams.

When you masterbate later, think of me. I don't mind. Just make sure you're catching, and not pitching there, Chief.

I think he figured that part out when he kicked her ass to the curb.

She didn't get that second black eye for no reason.

Well it was awesome for me at least.

After a few more broken hearts youll be cold enough to be that non caring, bad ass, distant asshole that most women seem to want. Its really just a matter of time.

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ROFL

I can't wait to see how much ****ing money I save though. That's the one thing...****ing chicks can be expensive.

qft!!!!!!

rep headin' your way jabroni!

still gotta get your shit back...
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You do what you gotta do sometimes. Just tell her you need your stuff back.

ROFL That's a new one to me.

Buck, what the hell? I am disappoint, son.

Sorry Bro Montana..

*e-hug*

Oh yeah, try marrying one...

Then try divorcing them!!!

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GoChiefs'

DUDE...Worst decision EVER!!!! Worse than the Ryan Sims and Tyson Jackson picks combined!!!!

Don't. Stop. Me. Now.

there are many girls out there and one of them ain't worth sweating. Every relationship breaks up at some point.

WIN!

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The last time I broke up with a woman was in 1989. Doing stuff like that was a lot easier during the first Bush administration. You could say stuff like, "Read my lips. No new sex!" or "You're a great woman, but where's the beef?"

Tell a bitch once, and she deserves what she gets.

Props to OTWP for that one.

There are stern words, and there are stern pummelings to the back of the skull. One is far more effective.

Of course! Great minds and all...

Instead of just dropping her, you should have just angry ****ed her for a while until you met someone new.