Remind me to say out Montana, I would not want to catch one of your stray bullets.

I hate when teenagers wear stocking caps in the heat of summer leaving only their ear gauges for you to see.

I also ****ing hate Milwaukee's Best. Most putrid beer ever made.

Well it's a good thing I'm having a Milwaukee's Best Light right now. I almost ****ed that up.

You nasty fool.

Meh it's fine and cheap. Budweiser/Bud Light.... now that's nasty.

The P*ssy Ass commisioner charging 20k to DB's for making great plays on "defenseless receivers" in the fucking PRESEASON. This is supposed to be FOOTBALL, he should have been commissioner of Women's Golf.

Oh, the facebook thing? Didn't pay much attention to it.

Not to worry, I don't miss. :D

Would you happen to be the huge dude on the bike that you used to have in your avy?

Nope

Well forget it then I was going to make sure to treat you with respect. To hell with you in this case.

Shut the **** up Danny! :D

I deserved that.

MOTHER****ING THIS

Agreed, it's the wtf of beers.

I think Miller Light has a decent taste. And Camo.

Camo 40 tastes like camel piss.

Best buzz you can get for $1.99 tho. :D

Never had Camo but Miller Lite is usually my price-inflated-piss-water-because-it's-so-heavily-advertised-but-pretty-much-the-same-as-the-rest-American-light beers beer of choice.

Is it more expensive? I always thought it tasted kinda like bad water, and that's good beer taste to me. It doesn't have that nasty zing.

More expensive compared to Milwaukees Best Light/Keystone Light/PBR/Old Mil Light etc.... the other cheap beers I'll buy.

And yes noonan, as you can imagine, I am somebody who chooses products based on advertising.

I use old spice because I have always liked their commercials, even though I hate the smell.

The folks in the board room at Miller Brewing Company love you.

LMAO

I've always weighed going to school to work in advertising and promotions. Seems like something I'd like to do. But I've already invested alot in other schooling, so I feel like I've given up on that dream.

Don't be a dummy, you're young, you have plenty of time to do what you want. I've been in broadcasting/advertising/promotions for 22 years. If you have a creative bone you can learn the rest. Don't be silly and give up on something at your age. I'm 42 and have plenty I want to do yet.

I haven't drank shit beer in about a year and a half. I've evolved into a ****ing beer snob and I love it!

Anyone that really hated Firefox 6 like I did needs to download the Firefox 7 Beta right now. The memory leak problem has seemingly been fixed and it is 10,000x better than Firefox 6, which might be the worst web browser ever created.

Go you. You're probably rich.

I cannot wrap my head around how people think it's okay to leave their dog outside for hours at a time to bark and bark and bark (and bark).

First apartment I moved into... someone I shared a wall with would apparently leave their dogs in a room when they left for the weekend or whatever to bark and bark and bark. Second apartment... some bitch moved in after a few months and would bark at everything that passed by their door. Moved into a house with a friend... a few months before we left, a neighbor got a dog and would leave it outside - about 10 feet from my bedroom wall - to bark for hours and hours. Bought a house in a very quiet neighborhood... a month ago, a dog started barking and it hasn't stopped.

Every time I provide possible solutions, like training the dog or not leaving it out for nearly as long, it becomes a temporary solution and a day or two later it's back to barking for hours at a time.

Who the **** could possibly think it's okay to leave their dog outside for everyone to hear, especially at 7:00am or 11pm?!? Apparently, just about everyone. It's mind boggling.

If your dog has been outside barking the entire time you've been reading this, go **** yourself with something long and sharp and pointy and rusty and infected with AIDS and herpes and leprosy and necrotizing fasciitis while oozing puss and the tears of raped nuns, only after taking care of that incessant noise, you ****ing oblivious piece of shit imbecile.

This is why I prefer cats. Barking, licking and neediness drive me crazy. I like other peoples dogs just fine just don't want one unless it's lazy and knows to stfu.

some of us rant loud.

my 2 dogs know how to stfu.

Yeah I've never understood how a dog 3 houses away that is annoying me somehow isn't also annoying the people who have the ****ing thing in their yard.

And the ****sticks who leave them outside to bark all day long while they're at work are the worst, especially if you are painting the outside of the house next door to them and have to listen to it all goddamn day. Eventually I figured out that if I took my radio over to the fence and pointed it towards the dog at maximum volume they would eventually shut up. If not, I'd spray the ****ers with a hose.

As far as the one next door to you, you could try something like this:

http://www.petco.com/product/104027/...k-Control.aspx

I'd like them then. My brother has a hug pit/lab mix who is lazy and gentle and doesn't lick or get in your face and I've never heard him bark. Krusty-dog. He's a gooooood boy.

They keep calling and they won't stop. I don't even know how they got my number.

"how are you today? I would like to talk to you about the courses we offer for people like yourself who are going back to school"

Me: I didn't sign up for any information

They come back with a well according to my list you did so they get hung up on.
Hanging up on them doesn't work. They call back. Please take me off your list doesn't work. They call back. I will report you to the BBB doesn't work. They call back. Ignoring the call and letting it ring when i recognize the # on caller id doesn't work. they call back. Then they change their # to 000-000-000. WTF? Like i won't remember that.

A week ago my response was if you ever call back i will remove your head and hang it on my wall and tonight they call back.

I wish i could some how hook up a laser beam that would zap them in their ears through their headset every time they try and dial my number. :cuss:

can't u just turn down your hearing aid?

Speaking of dogs. WHY DO MOTHER****ERS WALK THEIR DOG WITHOUT A DAMN PLASTIC GROCERY BAG? PICK UP YOUR DOGS SHIT, ITS NOT HARD!!!

Then I can't hear my radio.

Thanks, didn't know something like that existed.... I've thought about dog whistles, but up until now I've gone place to place fairly quickly and didn't want to spend the money and effort (too bad they follow me everywhere I go :banghead: ).

This one is across my backyard, so as long as my TV or something is on, I can't hear it, but it's a constant annoyance when I'm getting ready for work or I'm outside. I complained about it once to the owner and they were nice and all, but the quiet didn't last long. I don't know how they aren't getting multiple complaints a day... I guess it's part of the Midwest; people don't like conflict. Anyway, there's a tree in the corner of my back yard with some bushes and stuff, which should be <50 ft from where they chain the dog. :hmmm:

:D

The reviews are kind of mixed, and this one is just strange...

http://www.petco.com/product/104027/...escription-tab

People that drive below the speed limit period.

People that have to practically stop before they turn.

People that don't use their turn signals.

People that coast through stop signs and lights and call it a rolling stop.

People that use their cell phone while driving.

Oh, and people that bitch about bargain hunters. :)

Huh, I figured it would be some high-pitched deal that humans can't hear.

You don't like licking? *makes mental note*

I love dogs, but, no matter how small they may be, I don't think they belong in apartments. I, too, am a cat person anyway.

luvy you're killin me. You know thats not what I said.

Denim and Leather
Brought us all together
It was you that set the spirit free

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You're right. You said it drives you crazy. :hmmm:

You're killin me smalls.

-The sandlot

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luv why do you hate me...?


:)

Due to last weekend...


this dumbass people who come to games just to start shit. I like to watch football, and the game, and be there for the experience. The whole thing gets ruined by people who have a shit life, a shit week and come to start shit with other people.

Im tired of your dumbass shit...and all othem has a dumbass gf and dumbass kid with them

You been drinking a little tonight?

The criminally insane are kind of fun. Other than that, I like your list.

pick up the phone and hold one of the buttons. After awhile they'll get the hint. Do it over and over again. They'll make a note on your account.

If you call a ****ing phone and it goes straight to voicemail, it's a pretty good indication that the person is already on a call.

By all means, hang up immediately and call back repeatedly! You can bet your ass that when the person DOES get finished with the call you beeped all over, they're going to be in a mood to help you with your urgent issue. (Especially when you're the jackass who caused Bob Dole to come in on his day off last week, and you showed up 7 hours late.)

People who stereotype. They're nothing but narrow minded assholes (male or female).

People who unfairly associate you with people you share zero traits with just because you're related.

People who can't see others beyond the surface.

People who don't respect anyone unless doing so directly benefits themselves.

These are a few of my least favorite things.

Turning the stereo up and laying the phone directly in front of a speaker works pretty well, too.

Did you just stereotype people who stereotype people?

This reminds me....

People who call back immediately after you start leaving them a message. They don't know who called in order for me to know who to transfer them to, or what it might be about (which also helps me know who the call might belong to). I walk around the office asking if anyone called a so-and-so. More times than not (actually, I can't think of a "not"), the caller had left them a voicemail (stating their name and reason for calling), but the person couldn't wait long enough for the voicemail to come through before calling back and wasting my time.

Milwaukees Best > Miller

Hey, I never said I wasn't an asshole. :)

You guys just need to calm down. Chill out.

Is this a land line? I thought those had call block features, but I've never had one... :shrug:

I use Mr Number on my cell (Android)... you can set it to send certain numbers to voicemail, or my favorite, pickup and hangup. Usually after telling them it's a cell number and I'm not interested anyway, take me off the list, etc; they do... but just the other day Hilton vacations called, and then again yesterday morning.... most of the time the app responds fast enough that my phone doesn't even ring/vibrate. Also had some moron calling once a week or so asking for someone else, even though I've had the number for 10 years... must be frustrating getting the pickup/hangup, since he didn't listen the first 20 times I told him to stop calling.

When approaching a constuction zone, driving a reasonable speed, maybe a few MPHs over the SL (in TEN you get slammed for speeding in a costruction zone) and someone gets in the lane thats about to close just to pass you and cut you off as soon as the pilons are there. Hopefully some day I can accomplish making one of those ****ers run into the pilons, if that ever happens I will LMFAO. I got close the other day, and today if I had seen them coming, I just might have got them.

http://www.myeugene.org/wp-content/u...RoadPylons.jpg

A new product called ShitBeGone has a cool advertisement.

Oh, don't even get me started on the people who call repeatedly instead of just leaving a ****ing voicemail the first time. Sometimes I can't simply drop what I'm doing to dig the phone out of my pocket to take your important call. And if you do this, you can be sure I'm not going to call you back for at least several hours, if not days.

I wish there was a phrase for players who played in the Pro Bowl only because they were "injury replacement" players...c'mon, you were what fourth...maybe fifth in line. You're not a "real" Pro Bowl player. [I'm looking at you, Matt.]

What really grinds my gears.....

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

They are so ****ing annoying!!

And damn brown paper packages. Those too.

I've always wanted to try unleashing a barrage of hilarious sexual comments to one of those female telemarketers just to hear their reaction.

One of these days I'll do it.

Maybe Answer the phone and act like i think i'm talking to my hot mistress.

"Oh, ****, I've been waiting for your call. **** I'm SOOOOO hot right now. I'm stroking myself so fast thinking about that time I PIIYB. OHHHHH"

hate all the bs pohone calls ....

Its fun to light heartedly flirt with them, because most of them have no hange up policies, so you can keep them on the phone a long time. This pisses them off because if they are on the phone a long time and do not make a sell they get hell from their bosses. So as long as you do not get out of hand, they have to stay on the phone. Some of them act like they enjoy it after awhile.

I will never have kids. Or maybe I would love my two year old whereas I find my boss' to be a holy terror.

Jesus Christ in a chicken basket.

No...some ****ing employee who you've never heard of in IT did NOT create a Google doc for you to fill in your ****ing login info. It's a goddamned PHISHING attempt, just like the previous 672 that slipped through the Barracuda, which I forwarded to EVERYONE informing them that IT WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO FILL OUT A ****ING FORM WITH THAT INFO.

I said I was sorry. Sheesh!

By the way, I cleared my cookies and restarted the computer, but it's still doing that thing I was telling you about.

Look IT guy.....if I call into the help desk and throughly explain the problem that I'm having....please don't immediately ask me to restart my computer and check to make sure my network cable is still plugged in. I'm not dumb....I've already tried those.

And I know that you have to deal with reeruns throughout the day that have no clue what they're doing when it comes to computers.....but I'm not one of them.

Bob Dole apologizes for not prioritizing the departmental work requests and projects in a manner that placed your desire to rearrange your office--with no respect to the locations of the network jack--at or near the top of the list.

Rest assured that it will be at least another 6 weeks before we bother to even think about your idiotic request. In the meantime, you might consider spending $12 of your departmental budget to purchase 2, 20' CAT5 cables instead of repeatedly insisting that Bob Dole's staff custom make them for you.