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Extra Point 12-12-2011 06:30 PM
Whilock, I poo-pooed, as the Waters story came up. But I will not eat poo-poo for poo-pooing Fatback. He can sling more shit than Big Man did at the KC Zoo, back in the day.

TrickyNicky 12-12-2011 06:47 PM
Guilty on all counts.

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WilliamTheIrish 12-12-2011 08:33 PM
I'm guilty on the Whitlock issue. But he's a quitter and a liar. Not a single **** was given.

I'm also guilty of absolving Pioli and the coaching hires/fires. THAT one you may lay at my feet.

lewdog 12-12-2011 08:37 PM
I am sorry I have neglected my family for 3 hours for 16-17 Sundays every year, for the past 20 years.

MatriculatingHank 12-12-2011 10:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 8196922)
I'm sorry that 41 years ago when I was a stupid little boy who just started to watch sports for the first time that I picked the Chiefs as my favorite team
It was 42 years ago for me. And I live in Mississippi. 600 miles from KC.
Think of all the times I have had to explain why I'm a Chiefs fan over the years. :huh:

BigRedChief 12-12-2011 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8196285)
It's time for everyone to own up.

Did you give Whitlock shit for making up the Egoli stuff? It's mea culpa time.

Did you defend the Cassel trade and contract? Own up.

Did you excuse the Tyson Jackson pick? It's time to pay the piper.

Did you claim McCluster was Wes Welker/Devin Hester? Accept your lashings.

Did you excuse 2009 as an evaluation year? Confess your sins

Did you absolve Pioli of his coaching hires? Prostrate yourself.

Did you make the argument that Pioli was beyond reproach because he's the GM, former executive of the decade? It's time to eat shit.

Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock. And I shalt smoketh it.

------------------------------------------------------------
None of those are my sins. I was for Pioli for King Carl's replacement since 2005. The travesty of the 2009 draft and the Haley hire notwithstanding............ I'm not ready to give up on him. :harumph:

BigMeatballDave 12-12-2011 10:16 PM
I sharted. Sorry...

ILWarpaint 12-12-2011 11:43 PM
I thought Ryan Leaf would be better than P. Manning.

...........oops!

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-12-2011 11:45 PM
Where did all those multi-thousand post threads come from if no one, save for about eight people, were ever wrong about anything in the last three years?

Rasputin 12-12-2011 11:48 PM
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Of course Kurt Cobain goes and blows his head off so his apology is moot.

Quesadilla Joe 12-12-2011 11:55 PM
I wanted Denver to draft Marcel Dareus at #2 because we needed a DT.

Phobia 12-13-2011 12:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8198663)
Where did all those multi-thousand post threads come from if no one, save for about eight people, were ever wrong about anything in the last three years?
I think about the only thing that has been proven by this thread is that you're a giant tard. Surely you must have known you've been that wrong dozens of times... Next time I would suggest you avoid making this thread.

JCharles1981 12-13-2011 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 8196806)
no one cares what you think
I'm glad you think you can speak for everyone. I have freedom of speech, and I am going to use it. I don't care about what you think either.

Imon Yourside 12-13-2011 12:04 AM
No to all

okcchief 12-13-2011 12:07 AM
I apologize for giving a **** about this team and trying to trick myself into thinking tomorrow will be better. 40 ****ing years a disappointment!

JCharles1981 12-13-2011 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by okcchief (Post 8198722)
I apologize for giving a **** about this team and trying to trick myself into thinking tomorrow will be better. 40 ****ing years a disappointment!
40 years a disappointment? So the two Superbowls the Chiefs went to mean nothing to you?

Phobia 12-13-2011 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JCharles1981 (Post 8198725)
40 years a disappointment? So the two Superbowls the Chiefs went to mean nothing to you?
I'm sure it was great. Hey, 40 years ago I really though my mom's tits were the bomb-diggity. Today... not so much.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-13-2011 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8198706)
I think about the only thing that has been proven by this thread is that you're a giant tard. Surely you must have known you've been that wrong dozens of times... Next time I would suggest you avoid making this thread.
Maybe, but one of the things you may have missed in your absences are the repeated calls for apology threads from Pioli supporters in the early parts of the regime.

This thread is a parody of those posts.

L.A. Chieffan 12-13-2011 12:38 AM
I apologize for my defense of cassel... I never meant a word of it, I just wanted to make people laugh.

L.A. Chieffan 12-13-2011 12:40 AM
Also I have high respect for the cardinal organization I just like ****ing with frazod

WhiteWhale 12-13-2011 12:59 AM
*Throws stones*

Chris Meck 12-13-2011 01:03 AM
I'll play.
I liked Haley, I still do, but I think it was clear that he's not a good fit here. I think somewhere down the road he's likely to be a fine head coach.

I don't know that I ever was a fan of the Tjack pick. I think I was 'wait and see'. I think he's a decent player, but not good value for where he was taken.

I was 'wait and see' with Cassel too. I've waited, and I've seen, and he's crap. If we trot him out next year I will boycott the team and find something else to do. I've been screaming at my television set every fall Sunday for the Chiefs since I was 8 in 1980 and I moved here. There's no hope with Cassel.

Pioli has shown that he is clearly fallible. He has made some mistakes. He's also shown a pretty good eye for talent other than that first draft. Let's see what he does with a reboot.

'Hamas' Jenkins 12-13-2011 01:16 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=233408

Malgordo 12-13-2011 01:55 AM
I once sent jason whitlock an email that he was a fat piece of shit uncle tom who masks his own racially motivated self-hatred as being brave enough to hold up a mirror to the culture from which he came. The truth is he hates poor people, black people, and the Chiefs. He can and should get Aids and die.

Was I supposed to be apologizing?

Titty Meat 12-13-2011 01:59 AM
This thread is a re-post sorta.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=253002

Slainte 12-13-2011 02:09 AM
I *don't* apologize for a god-damned thing and to prove it, here's my family's 2011 ****Official**** X-mas card photo. Dig it:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/435725/ABS...STMAS-CARD.jpg

OzarksChiefsFan 12-13-2011 03:21 AM
Oh sorry I thought this was an I told you so thread. I do hope they get their sh#t together now and get a QB. I'm not gonna blame Pioli whoever he hires because his job is on the line now.

scho63 12-13-2011 06:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MatriculatingHank (Post 8198342)
It was 42 years ago for me. And I live in Mississippi. 600 miles from KC.
Think of all the times I have had to explain why I'm a Chiefs fan over the years. :huh:
I grew up on the East Coast! All my friends liked the Giants, Jets, lots of Cowboys fans, and a few Steelers and Dolphins fans. I was a tortured child watching the Chiefs. I remember crying as a kid when Jan Stenerud missed the FG and Garo Yepremian made the winner during the longest game in history.

:deevee:

bevischief 12-13-2011 06:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slainte (Post 8198857)
I *don't* apologize for a god-damned thing and to prove it, here's my family's 2011 ****Official**** X-mas card photo. Dig it:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/435725/ABS...STMAS-CARD.jpg
LMAO

threebag 12-13-2011 07:19 AM
I joined the Tyler Palko fan club

Gonzo 12-13-2011 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8198762)
I'm sure it was great. Hey, 40 years ago I really though my mom's tits were the bomb-diggity. Today... not so much.
I thought that about Mamma Phobia too. Sorry.
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The Iron Chief 12-13-2011 09:44 AM
My wife accidentaly bought diet maple syrup the kids were in tears and I couldnt get the taste out of my mouth so I fired her.

Frazod 12-13-2011 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slainte (Post 8198857)
I *don't* apologize for a god-damned thing and to prove it, here's my family's 2011 ****Official**** X-mas card photo. Dig it:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/435725/ABS...STMAS-CARD.jpg
WTF ROFL

Nothing says Merry Christmas like a prey animal getting it's throat ripped out.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-13-2011 10:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slainte (Post 8198857)
I *don't* apologize for a god-damned thing and to prove it, here's my family's 2011 ****Official**** X-mas card photo. Dig it:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/435725/ABS...STMAS-CARD.jpg
ROFL I love you.

jAZ 06-22-2012 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jAZ (Post 8196389)
I defer to football professionals and don't take even the most knowledgeable fan's opinions seriously. Certainly not my own. None of us have the benefit of a professional staff and mountains of professional analysis that even the worst GM's have.

It's a comically absurd if you take your football opinion seriously when compared to a professional NFL front office. If you have ever taken your football opinion seriously or expect that others need to, then you owe us all an apology.

Oh, and this message board and KC's media are far better now that Whitlock's professional trolling is gone.
Loved watching Mark Cuban shred Skip Bayless for taking his own (necessarily uninformed) opinions too seriously. This is the best take down of someone who acts like I described in this thread/post, that I've seen.

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kysirsoze 06-22-2012 11:49 PM
Weird bump.

Phobia 06-23-2012 12:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 8696739)
Weird bump.
Especially with the Cuban/Bayless thread in the top 5 on page 1. Hopefully after some of us give Jaz an attaboy, the thing dies.

Attaboy, Jaz.

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2012 12:19 AM
:spock:

big nasty kcnut 06-23-2012 12:36 AM
I apologize for nothing.

Okie_Apparition 06-23-2012 03:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slainte (Post 8198857)
I *don't* apologize for a god-damned thing and to prove it, here's my family's 2011 ****Official**** X-mas card photo. Dig it:

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/435725/ABS...STMAS-CARD.jpg
I think the father is sending a warning already
about the little trollop at bottom left
He will be 100% bald & bug eyed in 10 years

Predarat 06-23-2012 08:52 AM
Hamas please come back, we need you!

boogblaster 06-23-2012 09:43 AM
ima not own'n up to nuttin ...

Bump 06-23-2012 09:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 8196285)
It's time for everyone to own up.

Did you give Whitlock shit for making up the Egoli stuff? It's mea culpa time.

YES

Did you defend the Cassel trade and contract? Own up.

YES

Did you excuse the Tyson Jackson pick? It's time to pay the piper.

NO, I was pissed

Did you claim McCluster was Wes Welker/Devin Hester? Accept your lashings.

NO, I hated the pick at the time, then CP made up all this BS that made me think it might be a good pick afterall, but initially I was like WTF!

Did you excuse 2009 as an evaluation year? Confess your sins

I don't really remember

Did you absolve Pioli of his coaching hires? Prostrate yourself.

I thought Haley was a good choice, boy was I wrong

Did you make the argument that Pioli was beyond reproach because he's the GM, former executive of the decade? It's time to eat shit.

Let he who is without sin throweth the first rock. And I shalt smoketh it.

------------------------------------------------------------

This space is reserved for my apology in thinking Vernon Gholston was an elite NFL pass rusher and Jimmy Clausen could be a franchise QB. Near Pioli levels of fail.
.

-King- 08-11-2012 06:33 PM
Too bad he left. Wonder what he would think of the roster Pioli has assembled...

cabletech94 08-11-2012 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -King- (Post 8810248)
Too bad he left. Wonder what he would think of the roster Pioli has assembled...
was hamas coming back. i seem to remember like "taking a year away" or something like that.

of course, we've had several good posters go mia. so i may be confusing one with another.

sorry in advance.

Pasta Little Brioni 08-11-2012 06:40 PM
He'll be back around the Wild Card playoff round I believe.

Predarat 08-11-2012 07:07 PM
This is a legitimate bump, the bumper shall not be punished. If Hamas reads this, hope his new babies are doing great.

SAUTO 08-11-2012 07:08 PM
Yep I hope the best for the babies too
Posted via Mobile Device

DeezNutz 08-11-2012 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 8810299)
Yep I hope the best for the babies too
Posted via Mobile Device
Double down on this.

Saying mother**** the "Patriot Way," as I pour out malt for my self-banned homies.

Hammock Parties 08-11-2012 09:04 PM
'Hamas' was right to make this post, and it will still be right in a year.

kysirsoze 08-11-2012 09:06 PM
Self-Banning bets are stupid.

Ming the Merciless 08-11-2012 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 8810298)
This is a legitimate bump, the bumper shall not be punished. If Hamas reads this, hope his new babies are doing great.
this X infinity

Wassup daddy

Bump 08-11-2012 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 8810298)
This is a legitimate bump, the bumper shall not be punished. If Hamas reads this, hope his new babies are doing great.
since it was my post that ended the damn thread in teh first place and I might be a little butthurt about it, I disagree.

http://i1106.photobucket.com/albums/...mp4/banhim.jpg

RealSNR 08-11-2012 11:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 8810527)
Self-Banning bets are stupid.
This. If Jessica Alba doesn't ring my doorbell in the next 5 minutes asking if she can blow me, I'm leaving Chiefs Planet for a year.

Will keep you all updated.

Predarat 08-12-2012 03:52 PM
Hamas should come to RoyalsPlanet if he is reading this.

Dave Lane 08-12-2012 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8810793)
This. If Jessica Alba doesn't ring my doorbell in the next 5 minutes asking if she can blow me, I'm leaving Chiefs Planet for a year.

Will keep you all updated.
Bye

Mr. Laz 08-12-2012 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -King- (Post 8810248)
Too bad he left. Wonder what he would think of the roster Pioli has assembled...
is there really any question?

He would be rationalizing,diverting and generally ignoring everything except for "cassell still sucks"

milkman 08-12-2012 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Laz (Post 8811963)
is there really any question?

He would be rationalizing,diverting and generally ignoring everything except for "cassell still sucks"
Uh.....no.

He's the guy that started a thread that talks about the quality of this team being SB calibre, with the exception of QB.

That is not rationalizing, diverting, and generally ignoring everything except "Cassel sucks".

That recognizing the situation as it stands.

SAUTO 08-12-2012 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8811969)
Uh.....no.

He's the guy that started a thread that talks about the quality of this team being SB calibre, with the exception of QB.

That is not rationalizing, diverting, and generally ignoring everything except "Cassel sucks".

That recognizing the situation as it stands.
He was the first of the drafturbators to give credit sans Cassel
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Dragonocho 08-12-2012 05:28 PM
I thought Whitlock was wrong but that is pathological

Bowser 08-12-2012 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 8810793)
This. If Jessica Alba doesn't ring my doorbell in the next 5 minutes asking if she can blow me, I'm leaving Chiefs Planet for a year.

Will keep you all updated.
She wanted me to let you know that she'll be over about 11:30 tonight. See you in a year.

Frazod 08-12-2012 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Laz (Post 8811963)
is there really any question?

He would be rationalizing,diverting and generally ignoring everything except for "cassell still sucks"
Funny, he hates Cassel, but loves Blaine Gabbert. I never got that one.

But Hamas is my buddy - I'll be glad when he gets back.

RealSNR 08-12-2012 05:38 PM
****. She didn't show up last night. Too bad. I guess I'll just have to say, "I was a little short-sighted to hand myself such a consequential ultimatum."

Whatever, though. I'm still staying.

Reerun_KC 08-12-2012 05:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8812070)
Funny, he hates Cassel, but loves Blaine Gabbert. I never got that one.

But Hamas is my buddy - I'll be glad when he gets back.
I.hope you never leave. Cause.we are buddies. I.would miss you.


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