I think you and Hootie both vastly overestimate the value of football discussion around here.

This.

Football discussion is really the last thing I'm on here for. Too many MMQB's who in all likelihood never played a down of pop warner football.

I voted for Rainman last year, gonna take the bribe this year.

What happens to the winner?

Payback's a bitch, Rainman...

Tossup between Fax and Rainman for me.. Sorry Rainman, could only choose 1

Gimme that tiara. (Reaching, grabbing.) It's mine. Give it here, dammit!

I would like to thank the Academy, and the little people that have made this all possible.
You like me! You really like me!!!
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Give it...(grabbing)...give it here! Mine!


Now that I think about it, any beauty contest should have the following new rule: when a winner is named, she has to wrestle the tiara away from the defending queen. If not, the defending queen gets to keep it.

I am going to start...or talk someone into starting a "Planet lifetime achievement award" thread. You and a handful of other posters will become Planet Icons. This should place you guys above competing in yearly contests~

Mud wrestling would suffice.
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Mods please don't screw around with the poll. This contest is all fun and hijinks. I know its not serious or in any way a serious contest. But I can't to have a contest/poll that I'm responsible for have its integrity questioned. It reflects on me and thats something I can't just let slide.

Please undue what you did and continue on with the hijinks. Just don't **** around with the poll.

Yes it is.

LMAO

Killjoy...
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There you go BRC...

All fixed.
I know Rainman sent you a PM whining about it. All that matters to him is that damn tiara.

Okay, need more tk13 votes. Standard $10,000,000 to all voters. When we win, all tk13 voters get another $10,000,000.

I don't have the same clout as phobia, I can't offer 10,000,000 casino cash, but TK is an awesome poster, he can talk a little trash, he can be real and he gives good football takes. I don't know what else a poster can do to be more of a true real rounded poster for other posters to look up to.

I know that may sound a bit parental to to the posters that like the "no holds barred" posting style. But really do we need more posters like that? TK is a very good choice to make here. No offense to Fax or Rainman and all offense intended to the Claytex and Hootie voters.

Have I won this thing yet?

Oh.

So we're keeping it open just long enough for tk13 to get to 1 more vote than Rainman then. OK.

Shenanigans!

Where's my rose bouquet, dammit! And my tiara! Gimme my tiara! And I want M&Ms in my dressing room, but take out all of the red ones first. Are all of you incompetent or something?

The fix is in against you. Why does everyone hate you so much? You seem ok to me.

TWO votes for me o:-):eek: Wow I feel so... in-articulate..



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Remember that time you and I got our asses kicked by a Gaz option and "no one is worthy?"


LMAO

Yes. LMAO


Ya know they were just full of Gaz :fart:

I never get the adulation around here that I deserve! I bring greatness to this place! I was born under a bright star! Now where are my damn M&Ms with no red ones? Chop-chop, people!

I think beer me & Rain Man have switched names and AVs already, so congrats goes to beer me.

:facepalm:

As long as there's no "Frankie" on the list, this poll is a joke. There's nobody who creates more interest than he. I didn't read the previous pages, so likely somebody (Frankie?) may have already pointed this out.

And all of you who didn't vote for me? I'm going to destroy you. You're never going to post in this town again. And I'm going to start with the people who voted for my arch-enemy FAX.

If anyone catches up to Rain Man I'll split my casino cash up equally with those who put him over the top. I have nothing at all against tk13... I like tk13... but since I'm less popular than the no one option I'll see what I can do to fix the fix... which is limited I realize since I don't have mod powers but hey it's a gesture.

If this happens I may need your help Rain Man in distinguishing the correct voters. So keep a list man that I can compare to my own. Yeah I could do all the work but it's you I'm trying to help so I'd like to see sme effort on your part too.

Make it hap'n Cap'n.

I'm going to destroy you. Do you know who I am?

Dustin Hoffman?

The walking rain man?? Your AV just walks endlessly. You should give it a rest.

How DARE you mock me? I am Rain Man. I am the greatest poster the internet has ever seen. Every year some young upstart tries to unseat me. They make some polls. They post some stats. But everyone knows where the power lies. It lies in me. The greatest marquee poster of my generation. I power the entire bulletin board system in this country. Without me there would be nothing. NOTHING! Just a bunch of people scribbling on Big Chief tablets and passing them around on strings hung between buildings. This place was nothing before me and it will be nothing after me, so enjoy my brilliance while you can.

Am confused, if you and beer me already switched names & AVs with out telling any one, how am I suppose to know your not BEER ME???

Just like Face Off.

You have to look for the greatness. Now go fetch me some root beer. And the good stuff, A&W, not that Dad's or Barq's swill.

Barqs got bite fyi.

I'm thinking maybe I'll change my bribe and throw it behind anyone who beats Rain Man. He's drunk with power... on root beer no less.

You could indeed be witnessing the greatest ruse in the history of the history of internets and stuff. Is beer me Rain Man? Is Rain Man beer me? Do you really know for sure?

Then again it could just be Tuesday.

I'm just assuming this is a Rain Man post. It's a brilliant scheme you two have devised but can't fool me.

It's probably best to assume that I am Rain Man but what does that make beer me? And do you really think he was brilliant enough to help devise anything so diabolique?

:hmmm:

I would assume, at least, that Rain Man knows how to spell diabolical.

No doubt. If that's what he was trying to spell.

This new RainMan is scary. He just sent me a PM with a picture of my missing dog.

All because I voted for TK

If you would adore me more, I wouldn't have to be so vicious.

Hmmm, maybe he misspelled it on purpose to throw us off? :hmmm:



That is diabolical...errr, diabolique....ummmm, fiendish!

You make a point RM.

Can't tell them apart now. Mind blowing.

They are indeed both words although diabolique is more known as a fine film starring the lovely and talented Sharon Stone... "Diabolique."

It's not hate for rainman, but he does already have an apricot BMW and Daface works for him, FOR HIM!

I'd say he's won enough already, let someone else have some sun. TK seems worthy enough for me.

beer me and I only look for honesty in the process otherwise a win is hollow.

I mean Rain Man and I.

Done

I will destroy you. Everything is mine. I deserve everything.

You mean Rain Man and me. Or in this case beer me and me.

I've made a few calls and you will never work in this town again. Now go away, little person. I have paparazzi to pose for.

See...? Does that sound like something Rain Man would say?

But if I post like you I might be you so I post like me to throw off the scent of you... or me.

Actually if i wasn't bought off, you would have probably got my vote. However, excuse me while I go gamble all my money away.

I just shat myself....

Just wait till it comes out that beer me has been a Rain Man mult all along while Rain Man has been a beer me mult. Mults don't work unless they're very different after all.

I'm just but a beerme mult as well.

You're a mult of a mult. That's impressive.

It was just so painfully obvious.
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You may be a mult of beer me but I don't know who you are unless you bring me root beer. That tends to jog the memory.

I'm very angry at this poll. It's saying that I'm not as great as tk13 and FAX combined. I'm far greater than them combined. Why are people not voting for me en masse like it's a Saddam Hussein election year? There must be a lot of stupid people around here (dismissive wave).

How does my tiara look? Watch how it sparkles when I move around under the lights.

The people are sheep, we both know that. They do like shiney things though so if you could move just a little to the left and tilt your head just so... the tiara will pick up the stage lights just right and blind them all. Meanwhile I'll have the gels in the spotlights removed completely. More bright, less color.

How could you waste a vote on yourself? Now your no better than the other two losers to do that....

Sheeple. Who needs them, other than to gaze wonderously at people like us/me?

How's this angle on the tiara? Is it picking up the light good?

You look lovely. Touch up the lipstick though. Don't embarrass us.

B
ecause i honestly believe i was the mvp of 2011
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A lot of people feel the same way.

most volatile poster?

Would you change beer me an I or Rain Man and me back to whatever we were before for 15 minutes? Then back to the same would be good.

Thanks in advance.

And then one more time. And then we can take bets about which one of us is over the little ball. It's a game that's easy to learn, yet difficult to master.

I voted for you.

Wait. You can confirm that.

Never mind.

I've always been pretty good with balls.

Just so people know, you're not Rain Man.

The whole thing is a farce, I'm clearly the best poster and not even an option. So we should join together for higher purposes and casino cash and vote for TK