I've just never been much of a Pale Ale or IPA fan. I always like wheats or lagers. Lately, I've been acquiring a taste for darker beers. I love New Belgium's 1554 and Guinness Black Lager.

You have to fine a good brewed IPA to enjoy it, otherwise the cheap ones taste like pee and are extremely bitter. I like some stronger hop beers though.

I really kind of like beers from all the different types depending on the day or time of year. I might have to try that Guinness Black Lager.

I will be pissed off to no end end if someone needs help and waits till the last minute to ask for help.

Sorry for the delay.
I've received pics from sofa, WV , Bevis and Omaha.

Ok, n00b question. How do you want us to send them to you?

Just sent you mine.

You can pm me a link or just post it here. Up to you.

Be careful with that black hole lumpy, it can be useful but...
it has it's dangers.

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I can't use photoshop?

I sure as hell hope so. Mine was done initially in Paint, but I used Photoshop extensively to produce the finished product.

Fisty is the only one that has to hand drawn. Everything else is up to you.

I received clay's submission. It's the best I've seen thus far, (IMO).

Better than mine?:evil:LMAO

So, you might want to tell the judges when to be on and how you're going to send us their pics.

Just received a pic from Kyle Delexus. Truly comedy gold.

I'll post all the pics in here tonight after the deadline. Luv, Kurt and lewdog will pm me their opinions or post here if they want to go public and I will tally the points.
Pretty easy, no?

Just received mylonsd's submission.

Hey Gonzo you just wanna start a new thread and part ask the submissions in it? Then we can put our scores for each one in there.

Sure, that works for me.

Otherwise you'd get like ten pms from me.

Hey does anyone know of an Android app with something like Ms paint? I wanna try this.

I will be here tonight so just point me in the right direction for the voting if I get lost.

Me and lewdog are gonna be sipping patrone while we judge.

Oh for sure....and bumping Nelly like it is 2002!!!

You don't bump Nelly anymore?

No I do, it is just that tonight I will pretend it is 2002.

**** it. I'm snorting a line of instant coffee tonight before the deadline.

Actually that reminds me, back in 2002 I was 16. I might snort some pixie sticks before the deadline! :rockon:

Shit I was thirteen, I better go find some morphine.

That explains a lot... :)

Easy peasy.

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Easy peasy.

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I turned 26 in November that year. Damn I'm old.

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Sweet. I'll go ahead and post the pics in a new thread this evening. They're all really damn funny. Happy to have so much participation.
Some of you really put forth the extra effort, btw.

So what will you be snorting tonight, while listening to Nelly and judging things on CP?

You have to bump Nelly and snort something, luv. We're a judging team.

I'm snorting Swiss miss coco powder and bumping Steely Dan.

Damnit Gonzo, you have to bump Nelly. I'm not snorting this Crayola dust if we're not going to do this right.

Nelly sucks. Steely Dan is where it's at, boeeeey!

Who from the n00b team hasn't submitted anything yet?

Why don't you come and snort ants with me
Judging fisty mctatts on cp

We're not sure, we've been snorting crushed up cheez-its.

BTW, I didn't even realize Fisty McTatt was a ****ing Chiefsplanet original meme. Stupendous.

Yep, that's pestilence's hand. Sofa King came up with it.
Absolutely brilliant.

So a final serious suggestion before tonight..
scoring..
Originality 10
Awesomeness 5
Accuracy 5
Humor 5

This would make each entry worth a possible 100 points.

Each teams score would be out of a possible thousand total points.

What do you Other judges think?

I think I could handle that.

I don't see how the math adds up though............you have 25 points laid out for scoring so are there 4 different pictures we are judging so that it equals 100.

Each picture is being judged four times right, so each one has a possible hundred points it can get.

Jesus Christ, I am reeruned. 4 judges x 25 points = 100 points for each picture
10 pictures x 100 points = 1000 team points.

Did I get it right or am I still reeruned?

yep.LMAO

McFisty pic has been submitted to Gonzo for review. I still think it's an unfair conspiracy against my awesome team, considering one of the contestants of the "Veteran" (pffff) team goes home and sucks off one of the judges every night.....

But yeah we won't talk about that.....

This whole damn thing is rigged.

Sounds like you need to provide "sucking off" options for the other judges. I prefer women only, please.

This should be a good laugh for all. Doesn't matter who wins.

When/Where do I upload my image?

Your team has a account somewhere. Once uploaded PM to Gonzo.

no i have to ****ing win i have to this tiem god DAMMIT

Buck and Detoxing have submitted their entries. I am still laughing.
Just awesome work, fellas.

So how does the judging work? Are the submissions anonymous to the judges?

BTW
I'm a bit busy later this afternoon and I'll be damned if I miss The Walking Dead tonight so I'll try to get these pics up around 530 tonight then I'll be back on around 9:00 or so.

Gonzo, I think the Walking Dead might be 2 hrs tonight, FYI.

Can't wait to see everyone's entries.

Mine has been submitted.

No because Gonzo is judging, and ive seen a few in here. You just have to trust that we won't be biased, or accept that were all corrupt pussies like luv did.

Okay, fair enough.

Can we do something where everyone on the team submits their submissions to one person on said team, and that person submits them all as anonymous submissions, so that from now on, there is guaranteed to be no bias?

No bias on my end. I will get these up ASAP after I get back. Smitty and Kc Tattoo have submitted their entries.
Every time I think I have an absolute winner, the next one comes in and makes me laugh even harder.

Where do I post my pic?

ratemycock.com

Well the deadline has passed, it'll be interesting to see everyone's work and to see how many people didn't make the deadline.

sent mine to Gonzo.

fyp

Suck dick, rookie. That's my ****ing hand that you all are drawing. Did you get permission to use my hand? You didn't.....well shit.....I'm shutting this ****ing game down then.

Post them!!!! Both teams!!!

5 minutes.

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n...isty-Quinn.jpg

Really Pest?!?!?! You had forever and a day to do this and you wait till the last second?

Shit... if our team loses, I know who I'm voting out.

:shake::shake::shake:

You're lucky I did one at all.

I'm lucky? I know this is all fun and games man but I'm a competitive dude. If you are gonna lollygag in first round, you are prolly gonna lollygag in the second round, and then you will lollygag again in the 3rd round.

You know what that makes you???

A LOLLYGAGGER.

Get your shit right Pest or you will not be long for this game.

ROFL

What thread?

It is after 5pm where are pictures?

I have laughed my ass off all day long, now can't wait to see the rest of them.

Ok, here we go guys...

New thread being created now.