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The zombie apocalypse has started. (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=259921)

Homeless the other white meat.

The zombie angle is interesting, but this report should be taken at face value

This is why I was always afraid of taking shrooms and acid....

:eek:

Worst Acid Trip in History Blamed in Miami Face-Chewing Attack

The Miami Zombie has a name: Police told local press that the naked man they shot to death when he wouldn't stop eating another guy's face is 31-year-old Rudy Eugene, and that he was in the depths of the world's worst acid trip when it happened.

The local CBS affiliate has word that cops are blaming a new batch of LSD for the zombie-like state in which they found Eugene, naked, chewing on his victim's face. There's not much information available about Eugene yet, except for that he was divorced and his ex-wife said "he always felt like people [were] against him," The Miami Herald's Diana Moscovitz and David Ovalle reported. The Associated Press has the terrifying and surreal witness account to police:
“The guy was, like, tearing him to pieces with his mouth, so I told him, ‘Get off!’ ’ Mr. Vega said. ”The guy just kept eating the other guy away, like, ripping his skin.” Mr. Vega flagged down a Miami police officer, who he said repeatedly ordered the attacker to get off the victim. The attacker picked his head up and growled at the officer, who then shot the attacker more than once, Mr. Vega said.

Eugene's victim, who hasn't been identified, is in the hospital in "extremely critical condition," the Herald reported. "Much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged. What remained was his goatee and little else."

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 8645133)

Zombie note #16834: Zombies avoid facial hair. Grow beard immediately!

Apparently Florida has been a zombie haven for the last week.

http://ihopericksantorum.tumblr.com/...se-coming-soon

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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8648149)

http://www.westlakehardware.com/specialties/zombies

That's hilarious. I wonder how they snuck that into the site.

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 8645262)

Zombie note #16834: Zombies avoid facial hair. Grow beard immediately!

There is a picture. It's VERY VERY graphic.

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 8648172)

There is a picture. It's VERY VERY graphic.

Absolutely NSFW or anyone who just at lunch

Spoiler!

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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8648188)

Absolutely NSFW or anyone who just at lunch

Spoiler!

Ohh holy shit. Zombie hobo wasn't ****ing around there.....

It's bad enough that this guy would eat someone's face but, for some reason, the fact that he chose to eat the face of some random homeless dude takes the grossness factor into the stratosphere.

That is one SERIOUS acid trip. How many sheets did he take down??

How the hell did that guy manage to survive?

Sorry, I could'nt resist

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 8648199)

It's bad enough that this guy would eat someone's face but, for some reason, the fact that he chose to eat the face of some random homeless dude takes the grossness factor into the stratosphere.

I was wondering about that. It was just a random person that he attacked and not someone he knew? That makes it far worse.

And I think the grossness factor was already in the stratosphere.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8648213)

And I think the grossness factor was already in the stratosphere.

I was talking about Jupiter's stratosphere.

Maybe he figured some wino would be well pickled? :shrug:

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 8648222)

I was talking about Jupiter's stratosphere.

Maybe he figured some wino would be well pickled? :shrug:

Human sushi?

They should have let the zombie eater meet the mother pimping her 7 and 14 yr old...

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8648407)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/zombi...ins-in-florida

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...8325456-35.gif

LMAO.... yes please.....

stupid post he was on drugs shut up

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 8648430)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...8325456-35.gif

LMAO.... yes please.....

They could do that with Kalifornia, too. Except for the area around Lake Tahoe and Yosemite.

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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8648188)

Absolutely NSFW or anyone who just at lunch

Spoiler!

Holy ****. I mean, I knew it was bad, but..... damn. :eek:

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 8648430)

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...8325456-35.gif

LMAO.... yes please.....

:mad: I'm in Florida until the end of next week.

Can we wait another 8 days? :)

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8648480)

Holy ****. I mean, I knew it was bad, but..... damn. :eek:

This.

I just ate dinner. Buh-bye chicken alfredo. :Lin:

Apparently there is video of the attack now.

http://m.gawker.com/5914352/the-dist...illance-camera

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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8649066)

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2...w-jersey?r=off

http://youtu.be/uN-tonQMgHc

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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8649066)

http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2...w-jersey?r=off

Why not just antagonize him until he commits suicide? Get rid of the bad apples.

And yet another up here.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/05...bering-victim/

In a nut shell,
Gay porn actor stabs victim with an ice pick and kitchen knife, dismembers him and does a number of unspeakable acts with the remains. This was all video taped and posted on some website. Later sends a hand and a foot to Parliament leaders in Ottawa through the mail.
Seriously WTF?

Alright... My question is once they "fix" the homeless dudes face (with taxpayers money I'm sure), what are the plans to do with him? Just let a faceless homeless guy walk around or institutionalize him or what?

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 8651315)

http://img.tapatalk.com/61473c72-4ec4-6765.jpg

I just used this on FB, thank you

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Originally Posted by ChiefAshhole20 (Post 8651318)

I just used this on FB, thank you

No prob

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Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8658903)

http://www.kmbc.com/news/kansas-city...y/-/index.html

It's made it to Kansas.

Damn. Now zombies are stealing shit from Walmart?

http://voxygen.net/images/2009/09/panic.gif

The end is near, people!!

http://m.gawker.com/5917804/post+sur...ctim-released-[warning-graphic]

NSFW.

Graphic image inside post surgery.

Read Maury's comment at the bottom ROFL

They are everywhere run while you can.

I'm buying these zombie bed sheets today and handing them out to the neighborhood kids.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JCIPRwckTR...ie+blanket.jpg

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 8682858)

http://m.gawker.com/5917804/post+sur...ctim-released-[warning-graphic]

NSFW.

Graphic image inside post surgery.

Read Maury's comment at the bottom ROFL

I laughed.

- I feel sorry for Poppo and all. But at the same time, what did he expect? He's walking around looking all delicious. He was asking for it

I rofl.
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Autopsy complete on the face-eater, says: No bath salts

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No bath salts detected: Causeway attacker Rudy Eugene had only pot in his system, medical examiner reports

An autopsy report says testing for a number of street drugs, including “bath salts,” came back negative, and that Rudy Eugene had only marijuana in his system.

A condensed and narrated version of the Miami Herald building security camera footage showing the attack on a homeless man on the MacArthur Causeway. Rudy Eugene bit off the face of Ronald Poppo during the attack. Police shot and killed Eugene to stop the attack.

Rudy Eugene, the man who chewed off a homeless man’s face on the MacArthur Causeway and was shot to death by Miami police, had no drugs in his system other than marijuana, the Miami-Dade Medical Examiner’s office said Wednesday.

On May 26, Eugene stripped off his clothes along the causeway from Miami Beach before attacking 65-year-old Ronald Poppo in a ghoulish, drawn-out assault in plain view on a city sidewalk captured by a Miami Herald security camera. Eugene was shot by a police officer who found him chewing chunks off Poppo’s face.

The bizarre details of the attack prompted speculation that the 31-year-old attacker was under the influence of harder drugs. Soon after the incident, for example, the head of the Miami police union publicly speculated that Eugene was on “bath salts,” synthetic stimulants that have been blamed for seemingly psychotic episodes in other cases around the country.

But the medical examiner — after seeking help from an outside forensic toxicology lab — could find no evidence of the common components of “bath salts” in Eugene’s system. Nor did the lab find evidence of synthetic marijuana or LSD.

The medical examiner also found that Eugene had not ingested cocaine, heroin, PCP, oxycodone, amphetamines or any other known street drug other than marijuana — a drug not known for sparking violence.

“Within the limits of current technology by both laboratories, marijuana is the only drug identified in the body of Mr. Rudy Eugene,” the medical examiner’s office said in a press release.

The autopsy initially found evidence of a substance in Eugene’s stomach that appeared to be undigested pills, law enforcement sources told The Herald. But the medical examiner’s press release Wednesday did not address what that substance may have been.

The toxicology findings lend further mystery to Eugene’s unprompted attack on Poppo, the homeless man Eugene found dozing in the shade of the Metromover train tracks before attacking him. Eugene, who worked at a car wash, had a record of minor, nonviolent drug offenses, though he was accused of threatening his mother in a domestic dispute in 2004.

Rikkia Cross, Eugene’s on-again off-again girlfriend, is now convinced that Eugene’s actions are the result of something “supernatural” that afflicted him.

“Somebody did something to him, somebody put something on him. I know for sure that wasn’t Rudy,” Cross said on Wednesday.

Cross last saw Eugene in the early morning hours of May 26, more than eight hours before the attack on the causeway. At about 5:30 a.m., Eugene woke Cross and told her that he was meeting a friend.

Cross said Eugene was acting odd that morning, rummaging through closets. He kissed her goodbye and walked out of their Broward County apartment holding his Bible.

Eugene ended up on Miami Beach — which was hosting Urban Beach Week — where his car apparently broke down. But it’s still unclear what Eugene was doing on the beach in the hours before the attack.

Shortly before 2 p.m. on May 26, motorists began calling police reporting a naked man walking down the road and hanging off light posts. Police later found torn Bible pages strewn along the causeway.

Then Eugene encountered Poppo; Eugene rolled the homeless man onto the sidewalk, pummeling Poppo and removing his pants before gnawing on his face, security footage shows. The entire attack lasted about 18 minutes.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/06/2...-no-drugs.html

Probably already posted but worth another..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo

Cover up. #keepmarijuanaillegal

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Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 8706704)

Cover up. #keepmarijuanaillegal

EXACTLY

This is exactly why I don't use marijuana.

Of course zombies smoke weed. Why do you think they're hungry all the time?

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8707027)

Of course zombies smoke weed. Why do you think they're hungry all the time?

MARIJUANA USERS ALSO DON'T HAVE BRAINS SO WHEN THEY ARE ZOMBIES THEY TRY TO EAT BRAINS TO GET SMARTER.

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A drunken bus driver left a woman needing plastic surgery after leaping on her and chewing her face, in the latest in a string of worldwide 'cannibal' attacks.

The entire incident, which took place last Tuesday in the city of Wenzhou in south eastern China, was caught on camera and posted on YouTube.

The bus driver, named locally as Dong, had apparently been drinking heavily during a lunch with friends before running out into a busy street and stopping traffic.

He proceeded to jump onto the bonnet of a car driven by his victim, identified as ‘Du’, and hammer on the windscreen while Du sat inside screaming.

As Du scrambled out of the car to escape, Dong chased after her, catching her and biting her face. As the two fell to the ground, Dong continued to chew on her face, leaving Du with major damage to her nose and lips.

Passers-by said they attempted to pull Dong off Du, but said he was so ‘crazed’ that they were unable to. Eventually police arrived at the scene and restrained and arrested him.

The attack is the latest in a string of ‘face chewing’ incidents around the world.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...e-7903914.html

Lotta coverups. The governments always lie to keep us from knowing the truth.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 8714941)

Dong-er?

:doh!:

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Passers-by said they attempted to pull Dong off Du, but said he was so ‘crazed’ that they were unable to.

Who in the hell wrote this... Dr. Seuss?

LMAO

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8648478)

They could do that with Kalifornia, too. Except for the area around Lake Tahoe and Yosemite.

:LOL: