What is the fascination with anal around this place? I wouldn't want to get shit on my dick, either. But we know there are plenty around here that have no problem with that.

You've apparently never had your asshole licked before.

:LOL: Right there with you.

Listen, if theres a hole on a woman that ive not ****ed. im gonna try and **** it. thats just what my mind tells me to do.

ANAL 4 LYFE.

Tight + gritty = WIN?

My girlfriend is lucky her nostril is slightly larger than my penis.

SLIGHTLY.

I mean, isnt that question pretty universal around here Lzen? This message board is a fan of things that shit all over itself constantly. Yes I'm looking at you, Royals. Yes I'm looking at you, Chiefs. Aren't we all just running around licking assholes?

A broner.

Uh.....I don't really want to ask.

LMAO

Don't judge me!

Yeah.
But your ready to lick another one 30 minutes later.
/hack comic


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Same reason buttsexs is enjoyable.. there's like a bajillion nerve endings down there. Mainly because cutting a turd is delicate sensitive business...

Never done it, never will.

went out with a girl who really liked it

after she was going really good i would move south a couple of inches and boom.

she would often cum right when i shoved my tongue inside her ass

i learned really quick to shut my eyes because cum really burns and my eyes were right in the line of fire when my tongue went south.

ROFL


of course it's not something you do with just anyone

LMAO

NTTAWWT

Nope. But I'm the fat chick.

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Cheetos? Hell I'd eat dog food out of her ass

LMAO

I should use that as a sig.

While you can. Pretty soon I will no longer be the fat chick. Great year. :D

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We don't need to hear what u do with your cousins fartbox

Sometimes I like to blow a hot wad in my girlfriend's ear when she's sleeping. I figure if she doesn't awaken to the noise of furious fapping right next to her head then she deserves it.

Have to admit to being ass licking drunk once or twice in college.

She'd have to be of the charts hot or a filthy ****ing rich 9 or up for it to happen sober.

LMAO LMAO

**** yes I would.

See, this is what I was talking about...

Dunno, but I'd walk across 3 miles of broken glass barefoot to find out

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I would too

no shame in my game. as long as it's fresh and clean (well, as clean as that area CAN be), I'll bury my face in it. as far as bacteria are concerned, there are a LOT of bacteria in your mouth as well, many of which are also natural gut flora.

Slightly creepy that you pulled that up that quickly . . . :hmmm:

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Nah... the one I have saved has her cropped out

Now I know how Rodney Dangerfield felt. No f'in respect, I tell ya. Being left out just isn't any fun . . .

after a shower and as long as she already pooped earlier in the day then yes.

other than that no.......because your asking for it....like poking the sleeping bear.

My preference would be to have the other woman do it while I'm busy with other areas.

And I'd tell them not to let the door hit them in their unlicked ass.

Threads like this make me love this place.

His, or hers?

Well, that goes without saying. The starfish must be clean and pink, with no threat of accidentally disgorging any contents at you. For that matter, the front door should be as well. And it goes both ways, as I'm sure your woman appreciates it if you scrub your twig-and-berries before shoving them in her face or in any lower holes. In general, cleanliness is just polite.

Haha, awesome thread! And for the record, I am all over that shit...wait...let me rephrase that!

Seriously though, I love it. What can I say, I have a bit of an ass fetish! Bigger the better too, then you can really bury your whole face in there. This will come as no big surprise to those who've seen my posts on the Ass thread and BBW thread in the Pics forum.

Gotts be clean though, soaping it up beforehand is half the fun. On the other hand, I've been married 19 years and have only tried this with my wife. With my wife, there's not a thing about her I don't find sexy, so it's fun. Not sure how that would go with anyone else.

Who has here bleached their asshole?

this place rules. LMAO

And putting your dick in her mouth isn't? Flinging a load in between the hills when there's a perfectly good sheet you could put it on?

It's all fair down there. If she's willing to lick my balls when I get home from work and put up with whatever cheese has built up over 8 hours of sitting in an office chair, then by God, I'll nut up and tongue-**** the backdoor if that's what she's into.

A good woman's going to do all kinds of sex stuff that, if taken out of context is 'degrading'. But when you look at it as something she'll do for you because she'll know you like it then it's your job to reciprocate.

Grow up, be a man and do your job. If part of that job's licking an asshole, then so be it.

I'm seriously considering starting a shaving my balls thread.

I remember when I first started posting here nearly 12 years ago, and it was a bit cutting edge to post poop and fart threads - of course, they occurred weekly after it was found to be acceptable.

Licking ass, huh? I can only imagine the Armageddon of threads this is going to cause......

Your workplace blowie thread started all this. ;)

Hey now, I was only a witness, not a recipient o:-)

If spouses and boyfriends/girlfriends aren't willing to do it, it seems like there could be businesses that provide the service in exchange for fair payment. I wonder if there's a market opportunity here for the right entrepreneur.

Why? Isn't that just standard procedure?

You saying I'm a revolutionist ?

The Hole itself? I would if was freshly showered. I've never done it before.....but i'd tinker with the idea if it was zest fully clean on a good looking woman.

you're a naive child

I keep getting this thread and "Musical Taste" mixed up.....dunno why.....and lets not leave out the "Everything tastes disgusting" thread.....

ARE YOU SICK ****S TALKING ABOUT LICKING THE ACTUAL HOLE?






















































































yes I do

You're a whiny bitch.

Let's switch it up a bit.....


When you licked da hole what'd it taste like?

That shitter box isn't fully clean unless it's ZEST fully clean. :clap: Ain't that the truth?

Kind of sugary/sweet. It's not a taste I prefer, but if my chick is recently showered or bathed, I'll definitely do it.

The thing is, I hate the mere thought that chicks are able to fart and poop. It grosses me out. In fact, if any of my significant others have farted in front of me in the past, I usually throw a bit of a fit and won't speak to them for about 5 minutes. While I find girl farts/poops repulsive, it confuses me as to why I'm actually willing to lick my fiancee's bunghole when I have a woodrow. I think it comes down to a couple things:


1.) You get a "she is willing to get as freaky as possible with ME" feeling that is kind of encouraging.

and

2.) Every time I've done this, it has been when my chick was recently showered. It's kind of a turn-on when the dirtiest part of your hot fiancee's anatomy is actually clean and non-stinky and definitely cleaner than you'd expect other girls to be.

Sitting here thinking about it, it does not sound appealing at all....but when it's on, by golly it's on!

Just my two cents about licking chick's bungholes.

More of a tips/how to/strategy/results thread.


LMAO

Potentially Q.

So do you all have your wives fill out a questionairre before hitting the sack at night?

When is the last time you pooped?
Do you feel the urge to poop now?
Have you thoroughly scrubbed your bunghole since last pooping?
Showered or just toilet paper?
Are you SURE you scrubbed well and things are sparkly clean?

Very well.

Do you prefer a rimjob or full on tongue thrusting?

Commence analinguis!

Yes, I do ask those questions.

Without question. I'm a freak and love likcing women's asses.

Liar. You know you're a freak and will go down even when it's brown. :D

you're an autistic virgin

You bet your ass I do.

^ :clap:

:thumb:

Chicken

Lick? No. Anal was cool up until I saw leftover broccoli florets and corn when cleaning my piece off..

Last time I ever date a vegatarian.

that's when you go ass to mouth...

So now you're only ****ing female carnivores up the ass?

I find vegetables go well with meat and potatoes.

Think of all the toxins you cleaned out of her system for her. She thanks you for the anal cleanse! You, no doubt, extended her life by several years.

Who would have thought that an ass licking thread would have so many replies?

My girl is a Steeler fan who hates the Browns and I will ask her, "hey, when was the last time you took the Browns to the Super Bowl?" And she won't get the joke and will be like, "huh?! Never!" For a split second I'll think to myself, "damn that's sexy...I got a girl who doesn't poop."

I forgot Laz is a feminist. It makes sense as to why this thread offends her.

LMAO....what were they thinking