I thought it was a new label fot the coffee shop dweebs.

It's easy to define a hipster.

Hipsters have no identity. Their identity is the 'stuff' they like. Clothes, music, and movies. The kicker is that they only like things that YOU Have never heard of, and it's BECAUSE you've never heard of it. If it's well known, they're 'too cool' for it.

Hipsters come from all walks of life, but they're all annoying people who are obsessed with their own image.

That too.

Hipsters LOVE those studies and they love them because it makes them feel smart when arguing with drunk idiots at a bar. They only go to college so they can feel smarter than their peers, but usually graduate with no actual money making skills.

All hipsters are narcissists. All of them.

Give me a porcelain skinned girl with dark and and thick glasses any day over a dumb tanned blonde.

Quicksilver is probably the closest thing here, but he is more grind/emo/goth core. It is hard to be a hipster with chiefs colors that is for sure.

Hipster Style Guide

Men's Hair: Either an experimental haircut with clean-shaved face OR a traditional haircut with unkempt facial-hair or curly-stash.

Men's Clothing: Tight tee-shirt or top-buttoned flannel, tight jeans w/ Chuck Taylors

Women's Hair: Either experimental or shoulder length traditional. Both cuts either completely dyed or highlighted with Primary or Secondary colors.

Women's Clothing: Simple top and jeans w/Chucks or black mid-calf boots or a loud patterned A-line dress w/ simple flats and cardigan.

Unisex Accessories: Thick rimmed glasses, Eyebrow piercing, Nose/lip piercing(women only)

Unisex Tattoos: Arm-tat barely sticking out of tight tee-shirt or full sleeve tat usually containing animals and/or album covers of bands you've never heard of.

Transport: 10-speed or retro Schwinn bicycle

Drink: Microbrew for first beer, PBR/Hamms/Schitzs after or cheap whiskey

Yep! HIPSTER!!!!!

Last weekend I went to a parade to watch my daughter march with the high school band. There was a young couple there... low to mid 20's. Both of them had on skinny jeans made of something other than denim, fashionable shoes... they were like boots on the foot area but not tall like boots, both had a pinstripe button up on and a jacket that matched their shoe/boot things and had some undefined snaps or something that didn't make sense location-wise. Both had perfect hair. Hers... long and straight in a pony tail, jet black. His... parted perfectly on the left side and kind of poofy on the right. He had a perfectly shaped 5 o'clock shadow and both wore black rimmed, black lense sunglasses. Both had perfect skin and were drinking Starbucks.

Were they hipsters or just douchebags?

When fat old bald dudes on a Chiefs message board are discussing hipsters... you know the whole hipster thing has jumped the shark.

Both. Hipsters are douche-canoes.

Funny, before I finished reading this, I was preparing to ask you if they were carrying around Starbucks.

**** I sure hope so. And if they do jump the shark, I hope they do so Bob Beamon style because I would sure love to have my brother back. Man do I ever despise the hipster movement.

I will say they seemed like nice people. I over-heard some of their conversation with "parental figures or such" and both were gracious and polite. They just didn't look like they were from around here.

Except if I was one I would gladly admit it but I'm pretty sure hipsters aren't into the following:

• Playing hockey
• my brand new Acura
• Gillette Fusion Razor
• Soap
• Deordorant
• Fine Beers that aren't Tecate, PBR, Rolling Rock etc...
• Women that don't look like they're homeless or like a boy
• Air Jordan sneaker collection

Real hipsters don't drink Starbucks.

They drink fair trade, shade grown beans, locally-roasted by their neighbor in his garage roasterie.

You people clearly know nothing about hipsters. :evil:

:clap:

meh. hipsters wish they were me.

lil bit o elvis, dean and mcqueen

I'm not really fat... I just have a bit of a belly.

:(

Shit... everyone wishes they were you.

and ironically i wish i were a jock like you!

circle of cool, my friend.

Oh. And the coffee is generally sweetened with heirloom honey from the community hive situated on the nearby abandoned lot that their neighborhood has turned into an urban garden.

I feel sarcasm. You're a friend anyway Stevie.

Must watch more Portlandia.

If you didn't talk to them, they were hipsters.

I know I don't. I wear jeans and t-shirts every day. Often the shirts have a skull or some oil company on them... and I often wear a ball cap....... forward. I know nothing about fashion.

oh yeah? check your rep!!!

:harumph:

I didn't. I doubted we had much in common besides being at the same parade.

I like Fred Armisen and Sleater-Kinney, but that show SUCKS!

I did enjoy one small skit where Fred had to break out of the cyber world and remember what it was like to go outside.

I saw it. Still could be sarcasm lol.

It's all good man.

You probably all hate Taylor Swift. However, they would probably berate you for being negative about an artist.

I like 3 of her songs. I'm such a loser.

don't be jaded bro. it doesn't fit...besides, I gave the rep first!

Lol, that was good. :)

Not jaded man. Unless you want to talk about women. Bitches....

Yes, I think I am.

I guess I don't know what a hipster is anymore. What I do know is that Emo is not PUNK.

If you hadn't stretched the shit out of those Oil shirts, they'd fetch top dollar as an ironic statement from these kids.

If they are animal skull shirts, they may make a good stencil for they're next tattoo.

Figures. Want to hang out? We could talk about all of our common interests.

Hi I'm DJF

Hi I'm Donger

(weird pause)

OK man nice to meet you.

Later.

I don't believe that we've ever met.

Hello. I'm Donger.

My belly isn't that impressive to stretch things.

Hi Donger. You don't look like the guy in Sixteen Candles.

(whistles and looks around)

OK nice to meet you finally. Try the veal.

meh, to each they're own. While painting apts with a friend he was listening to TS while I was listening to Man Man. That makes me a hipster, but makes him a...not cool.

Don't misunderstand me, I'm not a fan. If I hear a song I think makes it's point I can appreciate it. She's done that 3 times out of 150 chances.

Are you beer me?

No. But I used to be.

Then I retract my previous erroneous welcome.

Yes, An individual who's non mainstream, yet spearheads style in all facets and walks of life.

"Yes that's me. *breath spays 'binaca' "

I thought so. That's more like it.

:facepalm: FML

My hair is long and layered though. Dark brown w/ nutmeg highlights. The clothes are spot-on.

yes

Hipsters prefer to watch little league football. The NFL is too mainstream

How u doin'.? ;)

Nutmeg's not a pri/sec color IMO, so you're in the clear. Congrats :thumb:

Chiefsplanet: Helping DeBerg with his teenage children since 2004.

Every yuppy chick at the mall is wearing a simple shirt with jeans and black or neutral boots.

I call bullshit.

This chick is NOT a hipster:

http://www.fansshare.com/celebrity/p...1515940415.jpg

Nutmeg isn't a color at all!

LMAO

More annoying?

Swagfa.gs or Hipsters

ROFL The word nutmeg, in relation to a color, is soooooo hipster. ;)

Well, the color is very subtle. I'll go w/ what you said. :)

Did you just call me a yuppy? :spock:

I have the same boots... only in black. :facepalm:

Yes it is. It said so on the box. :D

LMAO

If you want to know what hipsters look like: Go into Czar Bar on any given Saturday night. Crossroads and first Fridays are a great way to spot these creatures as well. I work, creatively, in advertising...so, for better or worse, I try to keep my fashion sense fairly trendy...which means I dress similar to hipsters. I do, however, take showers regularly and am not supported by my parents financially. Nor do I drink PBR. These are hipster staples. So, to answer your question...no.

When I think hipster, I think Wickedson. So much for the intelligence and witty banter.

I would consider myself to be a hipster, yes.

I do drink PBR, but I've been drinking it way before hipsters started drinking it. I suppose that makes me hipper than hipsters.

I actually started with Old Style as my go to beer, but it's become harder to find than PBR.

“Q. How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?

A. You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

FYP :)

I always thought of hipsters as people who wear snow hats in the ****ing summer.

You do realize that you just quoted hipster jargon to a tee, right?

"I was listening to indie music before it was cool."
"I was wearing 20's boots and cuffing my jeans before it was cool."
"I was posting on Chiefs planet before it was cool."

Are they that common all over America? Theyre ****ing everywhere here is Australia..

It's like a plague on humanity.

I say nuke the world and start over.. like a bond film. Perhaps thats how the world ends later this year? I have heard the aztecs hated hipsters.

OMG. REally? I didn't even notice. Thanks for pointing it out.

I resent hoodies being associated with being a hipster. They are comfortable and I enjoy wearing them.

Yeah I have no problem with hoodies.

But you probably don't wear hoodies that are 3 sizes too small and probably made for a female.

and when it's 115 degrees outside. That's what I really hate. Guys who wear those South Park hats in summer. Isn't it hot enough with their sheepdog hairstyle by itself?

Hoodies shouldn't be on there at all. My hoodie collection goes back to post-Jackson Pollock 60's.

Sheepdog hair is NOT hipster. **** off!

Not alone it's not. With a snow hat on in the summer it is.

The ****ing nauticle tattoos. Being tatted up doesn't have the same effect as it used to, so you see a lot of these hipster types getting old school sailor tats to try to make themselves look more authentic.