well, you gave me six days, so one should be no problems

Well that takes care of the DoTY contest.

To each their own, I suppose.

I did a search on Sorter. I'm showing less than 30 posts in 2011 and 3300+ in 2012. The Academy board has met and rendered its verdict.

Sorter is indeed a 2012 N00b and eligible for nomination.

I NOMINATE SORTER DAMMIT

tear

Here's a hint - if your rep's maxed out negative, you're probably not going to win this.

Shut the hell up. You're one of the worst n00bs of all time.

My rep is bad because Bugeater and Dane McCloud spend their entire lives giving worthless neg reps. Kinda sad really. 95% of the red is from those two.

Sorter Is worthy.

And in following years and this year.

The criteria for being declared a "n00b" in the current years King of the N00bs poll will have an addendum added to Section 6 paragraph 3 line 16 "If the nominated poster joined in the previous year but had less than 50 posts in that previous year, they are eligible for the current years crown".

Who the **** is this Bugeater guy. & just what is a bugeater?
Guy must be from Vietnam

So why are you worthy?

Well here's one from me just so you don't have to cry about not getting more

:spock: I just checked, and I've given you three neg reps. I think I've shown a considerable amount of restraint with you.

BossChief, you giving me neg rep is hilarious.

Your dumbass wanted Tony Romo in KC next year. If that doesn't deserve neg rep idk what does.

Sorter kinda freaks me out a little. He reminds me of that weird dude with the creepy cat avatar that hung around here for a couple years. Can't remember his name at the moment though.

Whining about neg rep.....hope this helps

:shake:

publicly complaining about neg rep is the worst thing you can do as a n00b.

Do you know who I'm talking about?

Not a clue.

Who's whining? The first thing I do when I come here is check to see what rep I get. I think it's hilarious to see what people write.

Worrying about neg rep on the internet is like worrying if people will comment on a Facebook status. It's laughable and not worth it.

Salame.

And yet I neg repped you so I would get my portion of the 5% at 5:38 and by 5:41 you had a post on here complaining about it.

People that check rep every few minutes care about it way too much.

I got royally ****ed in the 2011 King of the Noobs! I demand a re-count!

Nope. He posts football schematic posts that are much more complex in thought and diagramatics than most Planateers are capable of understanding. See the thread he made last week about smash routes.

You're patently wrong. Dude's football acumen is probably top 15-20% of this board. The humor is just a bonus.

That's it. I wonder what happened to him.

I've been on here long enough to know it was going to happen. It's funny to say the least.

If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't even nominated in 2007. :(

BOOM

Exactly. You know this because you're also in the top 15-20%.

I believe that Gonzo was in change of the Academy's customer relations board that year. Direct your evidence of the ****ed over towards him.

Sorter doesn't have any problems holding his weight in football conversations and adds valuable points to lots of discussions.

Strongside is a distant second (IMO) and other than that it's a ghost town.

That was a horrible year too. All you would've had to do is start a thread titled "IMMA HOT CHICK" on your first day and you would've won in a landslide.

you getting warmed up for the campaign?

Why didn't I think of that?! Gah! :facepalm:

Of course, the first 6 months I was posing as a guy under a different username. I guess that would have been pretty epic. LMAO

I counted the votes, found that lewdog was ahead and said, "**** that guy."
That's how we do it every year, right?

I got your back dude. If they're letting Sorter in then I'm going to start a write-in campaign for you.

OK, if we're bending the rules for Sorter, I'm nominating Lumpy

I've already declared and he's already accepted. It's official.

Well, shit. If that's the case... I'm nominating myself.

PBJ

Good luck trying to beat out Lumpy since the Planet knows she has boobs now.

LMAO something about that gay porno cat avatar was very creepy, throw in the cryptic posts and it was all a bit disconcerting.

ROFL

Ok

"Now" being the operative word here.

If memory serves me correct, I think I had Beerme as my campaign manager.

I think his drinking might have gotten in the way of him keeping the gas pedal down through the campaign. He let up at the end.

Or perhaps he didn't drink enough? :hmmm:

Just instituting a new rule. Thats reasonable to have less than 50 posts in the previous year or all time. I think everyone can agree that a poster with less than 50 posts is indeed a n00b.

It does make it unfair for the posters who join in Nov/Dec to get on anyones radar.

They both joined in September.
I'm maintaining my stance

Meh. I agree with their takes on n00bs more often than not. So chances are I agree with their reasons.

And it's not even ****ing close.

Maintain all you want. Less than 50 posts, your eligible, thats only fair.

Besides its obvious Sorter is going to run away with the crown this year.

LMAO

I appreciate your nomination, but I'm an '07 n00b.

Damn, I've been here for over 5 years? :hmmm: Crazy!

Prison Bitch is surely just a n00b out in Lee's Summit (New York) and his takes on men's endowments are second to none. Just chocked full of original postings in the realignment thread.

I honestly don't give a shit....I'm just giving you a hard time.

I'm just flipping shit to BRC. It's more entertaining than anything else I'm doing right now.

WTF? :LOL:

I'm a pretty badass n00b.

Whats his join date?

Yeah, that might have read the wrong way....I was just saying I was only giving you a hard time. I don't get wrapped up in the Academy stuff. Sorry if it didn't come across that way.

So far so good. You're getting special consideration.

I nominate Bob Dole.

It's because I wear three pairs of shorts under my pants at all times

Then it sounds like you should nominate Demonpenz as your campaign manager.

I get that kind of vibe from him too.

is this real?

I thought we weren't allowed to use celebrity names as user names?

No was joke LMAO


Seriously tho Marv Alberts was king for a day with his Sea of Black & SOC talk during the Bungles game. I loved him for that no homo. :D

Careful, he'll bite you.

Whoever suggested Simplicity should be banned for life.

I nominate Blackboob for a public flogging...

I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

Sorter and I made friends 2 days ago and he told me I was his hero in a rep. That alone means he should win.

:D









*sorry for all the votes I just cost you Boxxy dude.

/Walken

I'm torn between you and Sorter here...