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RNR 12-31-2012 08:11 PM
Hanging with my 2 month old grandson. We are babysitting while his mom and dad ring in the new year at Myrtle beach. Yeah nothing about this sucks :)

|Zach| 12-31-2012 08:11 PM
Was out earlier with some friends and enjoyed "Irish New Year" at 6pm.:D

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Chief Pote 12-31-2012 08:12 PM
I'm working tonight...gotta keep it safe for the idiots tonight. :grr:

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 08:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9261873)
Raise your glasses in the air. Let's toast to luv's fedora and Mr. Flopnuts. Cheers.
Now you can stalk ME on Facebook!

Hog's Gone Fishin 12-31-2012 08:12 PM
Jack is one lucky dude !

Sofa King 12-31-2012 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9261884)
Now you can stalk ME on Facebook!
lmao. Soon... very soon.... my goldfish... you'll feed em.

Lumpy 12-31-2012 08:24 PM
I think Luv passed out. Damn it, woman! LMAO

Strongside 12-31-2012 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 9261825)
I'm gonna play some Black Ops 2 zombies and watch a movie or two. Smoke a couple bowls, maybe drink a couple beers. Not goin anywhere. Bars suck and I'm sure they'll be super slammed tonight. I like being social but I hate super crowded places and music playing at incredible decibals. It sucks when you wanna talk to someone but can't hear a god damn thing. Never understood that.
You sound like a solid individual.

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 08:26 PM
Looks magical outside. Like a demonic snowglobe of doom.

Strongside 12-31-2012 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9261924)
Looks magical outside. Like a demonic snowglobe of doom.
Bro, you should try to hit 1k posts by midnight. That should definitely be your new years eve plans for sure.

Mr_Tomahawk 12-31-2012 08:30 PM
Not doing a damn thing tonight...

luv 12-31-2012 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9261873)
Raise your glasses in the air. Let's toast to luv's fedora and Mr. Flopnuts. Cheers.
I think you're confusing CP with facebook. No one here knows about the fedora...unless their on my facebook.

luv 12-31-2012 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9261916)
I think Luv passed out. Damn it, woman! LMAO
Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :)

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9261927)
Bro, you should try to hit 1k posts by midnight. That should definitely be your new years eve plans for sure.
eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.

Strongside 12-31-2012 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9261947)
eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.
You need 9 posts. 9 links to your girlfriend/wife/mom naked will take care of it.

BigMeatballDave 12-31-2012 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 9261946)
Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :)
:popcorn:

Mr. Kotter 12-31-2012 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 9261946)
Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :)
What kind of "games?" Just askin'.....heh.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9261947)
eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.

8 more posts, bra....

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 08:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 9261895)
lmao. Soon... very soon.... my goldfish... you'll feed em.
ROFL Dude, I have no idea what that reference is, but it's creeping me out enough that I'm impressed with it.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 9261955)
What kind of "games?" Just askin'.....heh.
And here comes the creepy old man. :fire:

Bowser 12-31-2012 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Argo (Post 9261947)
eh, once you've done it four times, number five isn't so exciting.

How close am I? I'm in tapatalk, can't tell and didn't know I was close.
You are 3,971 posts away.

Lumpy 12-31-2012 08:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 9261946)
Nah. Still just one drink. Playing games and keeping myself entertained. :)
Just one? :spock:

I'm on my 5th glass and I only have 1/4 bottle of wine left. Oh noes!

Fire Me Boy! 12-31-2012 08:40 PM
Sitting at home with Mrs. FMB!. She's drinking some Svedka mixed with something, and I just cracked a bottle of Duchesse De Bourgogne.

Mr. Kotter 12-31-2012 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9261957)
And here comes the creepy old man. :fire:
I'm not that old, yet.... :harumph:

JoeyChuckles 12-31-2012 08:45 PM
I'm not doing anything in this snow. Anyone recommend any recent movies on demand? I haven't seen Looper yet.

zigbazah 12-31-2012 08:46 PM
well i have a group of friends that normally get together, but it didn't work out this year. i didn't feel like getting out in this weather, so i'm just sitting here watching this dick clark tribute.

Strongside 12-31-2012 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JoeyChuckles (Post 9261980)
I'm not doing anything in this snow. Anyone recommend any recent movies on demand? I haven't seen Looper yet.
Looper is pretty good...Savages is OK if you're into softcore porn involving Blake Lively, the kid from Kickass and Gambit.

Titty Meat 12-31-2012 08:49 PM
Im playing the board game risk with friends. Might hit up a party.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9261991)
Im playing the board game risk with friends. Might hit up a party.
Just occupy the French. They won't fight back.

Bowser 12-31-2012 08:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9261997)
Just occupy the French. They won't fight back.
Do you know why the streets in Paris are lined with trees?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 08:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9262008)
Do you know why the streets in Paris are lined with trees?
I just ****ing heard it this week, and am too drunk to remember. Help me.

Bowser 12-31-2012 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262014)
I just ****ing heard it this week, and am too drunk to remember. Help me.
It's so Billay can march in the shade when he invades!

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Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 08:59 PM
That's right!!! Alright, I've got one that might get me banned, and I'm a moderator.

You wanna know how you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9261949)
You need 9 posts. 9 links to your girlfriend/wife/mom naked will take care of it.
Done that on here enough.

That's not the poster I am anymore.

Bowser 12-31-2012 09:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262026)
That's right!!! Alright, I've got one that might get me banned, and I'm a moderator.

You wanna know how you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
HOW???

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9262032)
HOW???
You ever know a black guy to give up a rib?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:02 PM
What do you call a gay mexican?

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262034)
You ever know a black guy to give up a rib?
Ooh that was good.

Strongside 12-31-2012 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262034)
You ever know a black guy to give up a rib?
The only thing that would make this joke better is if the forbidden fruit had been a watermelon.

Bowser 12-31-2012 09:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262037)
What do you call a gay mexican?
WHAT???

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9262041)
WHAT???
A senoreater.

Bowser 12-31-2012 09:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262045)
A senoreater.
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Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:05 PM
What do you call a gay Jew?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262054)
What do you call a gay Jew?
A Heblew.

Bowser 12-31-2012 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262054)
What do you call a gay Jew?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262058)
A Heblew.
Just passed this one on to the wife. Her response, and I quote -

Oh my God. You people are IDIOTS.


LMAO

FlaChief58 12-31-2012 09:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262058)
A Heblew.
OMFG ROFL

Strongside 12-31-2012 09:15 PM
I'm native american...so here's one that I've heard before:

What does a reservation girl say when she loses her virginity?



















Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

luv 12-31-2012 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9262063)
Just passed this one on to the wife. Her response, and I quote -

Oh my God. You people are IDIOTS.


LMAO
Your wife is awesome.

luv 12-31-2012 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 9261955)
What kind of "games?" Just askin'.....heh.
Reindeer games.

zigbazah 12-31-2012 09:25 PM
Did you hear about the 13 year old Chinese girl that lost her virginity?

Her name is Sum Yung Ho.

Strongside 12-31-2012 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zigbazah (Post 9262121)
Did you hear about the 13 year old Chinese girl that lost her virginity?

Her name is Sum Yung Ho.
She usually orders the cream of Sum Yun Gai.

Mr. Kotter 12-31-2012 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9262123)
She usually orders the cream of Sum Yun Gai.
Or opts for Two Can Chew....in a 69 exchange....

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9262063)
Just passed this one on to the wife. Her response, and I quote -

Oh my God. You people are IDIOTS.


LMAO
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9262069)
OMFG ROFL
:D

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:42 PM
Well it's the last train to Auschwitz and I'll meet you at the station. You don't need no luggage, it's your final destination a whoa-whoa-whoa...

Ceej 12-31-2012 09:49 PM
You guys lead such ****ing shitty lives.

I'm about thumb my sack for about 17 seconds and call it a night.

Losers.

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9262202)
You guys lead such ****ing shitty lives.

I'm about thumb my sack for about 17 seconds and call it a night.

Losers.
**** yes!

Dr. Johnny Fever 12-31-2012 09:51 PM
I'm being sick for NYE and apparently the actual new year. It's pretty ****ing awesome.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2012 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CJizzles (Post 9262202)
You guys lead such ****ing shitty lives.

I'm about thumb my sack for about 17 seconds and call it a night.

Losers.
If you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.

Dallas Chief 12-31-2012 09:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 9262109)
Reindeer games.
What are you wearing for that?:D

Ceej 12-31-2012 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9262215)
If you shake it more than once, you're playing with it.
Then by my count Ive played with it about 46 times today.

luv 12-31-2012 10:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas Chief (Post 9262222)
What are you wearing for that?:D
Antlers and a red nose.

Psyko Tek 12-31-2012 10:16 PM
i got 6 parties to go to but have a 17 year at home that can't be trusted
so blowing off some crappy fireworks and drinking beer

Dallas Chief 12-31-2012 10:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 9262281)
Antlers and a red nose.
So hot. You've got my rut all stirred up now!

Setsuna 12-31-2012 10:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas Chief (Post 9262353)
So hot. You've got my rut all stirred up now!
Foreplay is for guys that can't get it up.

zigbazah 12-31-2012 10:44 PM
good lord taylor swift is horrible live.

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 11:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by zigbazah (Post 9262391)
good lord taylor swift is horrible live.
I'm never getting back together with you.

MahiMike 12-31-2012 11:12 PM
New Years is for the amateurs. Stay off the roads.

luv 12-31-2012 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 9262381)
Foreplay is for guys that can't get it up.
Foreplay is for guys who understand women.

007 12-31-2012 11:20 PM
No Jack but I have some Evan Williams in the cupboard.

bowener 12-31-2012 11:20 PM
Idk who this Jack fellow is, but he must be pretty bad if you aren't ****ing him.
Jk <3

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9262497)
No Jack but I have some Evan Williams in the cupboard.
I Keep men in my kitchen, too.

bowener 12-31-2012 11:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 9262491)
Foreplay is for guys who understand women.
This. Foreplay is the tits!

KurtCobain 12-31-2012 11:22 PM
Tit ****ing ha!!

Sofa King 12-31-2012 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9262080)
I'm native american...so here's one that I've heard before:

What does a reservation girl say when she loses her virginity?


















Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.
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DaKCMan AP 12-31-2012 11:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9261721)
Was it open bar at the $175 place? Because you could easily drop that on alcohol on a New Year's Eve night.
Just got home. It was open bar at the NYE spot, but I would have had to drive 25mins there & back and it was outdoors. Plus, saw pics from friends that went and they were all wearing suits. Lame. Instead I met up with a buddy at a bar 0.5 mile away and had a tab that totaled $18. Win.

ILChief 01-01-2013 12:01 AM
Just got done watching dark knight rises. Good end to the story


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