he plays (played) a game with his g/f called "Just the Tibia"

LMAO I just noticed that. :thumb:

puns are humerus

She was just a calf. That poor young thing.

No way he's guilty. He was still on the blocks when the pistol sounded.

you put your left weird metal thing in you put your left weird metal thing out you put your left what the **** is that thing? and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...That is what being hadicapped is all about.

When Pistorius atones for this murder, Hollywood will produce the biographical movie (starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman) entitled "The Sawed Shank Redemption".

"Everybody Footloose...Footloose!"

......no seriously....my ****ing foot fell off. Stop dancing and help me find this SOB.

This is a story of redemption. Some day he will be a first mate on a shrimpin' boat.

If Rex Ryan were gay, he would definitely not be interested in this guy.

That is toeing the line of decency :evil:

Word from the police is he kept the gun hidden in his foot locker.

No matter how hot she is, some Olympic sprinter with metal hoobajoobs for legs somewhere is going to mistake her for a burglar and shoot her to death.

It's as true today as it was 100 years ago.

I might not shoot her full of holes, but I'd happily shoot her holes full.

Strangest part of this story: There's an Olympic sprinter from Africa...and he's a white guy.

Moral of the story? DON'T SHOOT TO KILL. Shoot to wound. If you aren't good enough for such precise shooting. Don't own a gun. /thread

I love how the morning shift comes in and kills it on the puns, and then the afternoon crew comes in and gives us gems like this.

I can't say much though, I don't even have a joke.

It's South Africa. Brush up on your History/Geography.

If you're Oscar Pistorius, you don't shoot someone in the leg. It just looks petty.

I'm not familiar with the geography of fast white guys.

Empty your clip Oscar. Empty your clip.

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Oops

So apparently he was loaded when this occurred

I think they're pulling our leg..

When paramedics arrived they couldn't kick-start her heart b/c she had several gun shots to the body and head,.

Suffice to say he was armed.

He wasted a nice looking piece of pussy

Wow. We made it 100 posts before we got that one? The planet is slipping.

I feel like such a heel!

That should take some spring out of his step.

Go go gadget legs should be banned from the Olympics

The dorms for sure... A bit protective of his space evidently...

Only two options here:

1) You're defending a guy who's got no legs and lost his wife.

2) You're defending a ****ing murderer...

Third option. Read ONLY his last sentence and then re-read the whole thing after you change the batteries in your sarcasm meter.

More like Blade Gunner, I'd say.

LMAOROFLLMAOROFLLMAOROFL

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Reports: “Boxes And Boxes” Of Steroids Found In Oscar Pistorius’s Home
Barry Petchesky
This might seem ancillary, in the wake of Oscar Pistorius's transformation from "inspirational athlete" to "accused murderer," but the news that banned drugs were found in Pistorius's home may end up playing a major role in his trial—a line of argument by the prosecution or the defense.

The Sun, citing police sources, reported that steroids were found during a search of the house when officers arrived to find Reeva Steenkamp dead from gunshot wounds. The Daily Mirror adds that there were "boxes and boxes" of unopened steroids found in a drawer, in "every form possible" including pills and syringes. The Mirror claims Pistorius told police they weren't his, and he was just holding the PEDs for a friend.

South Africa's City Press reports that police specifically requested Pistorius's blood be tested for drugs—in anticipation, they claim, of a possible "roid rage" argument. At today's bail hearing, prosecutors raised the possibility that Pistorius flew into a rage upon learning Steenkamp received a message from former boyfriend, national rugby player Francois Hougaard.

But, and this is pure speculation, a "roid rage" defense could also serve Pistorius. He's been charged with "premeditated murder," for which the prosecution will have to prove he knowingly and rationally planned to shoot Steenkamp, even if that "planning" happened in a matter of seconds. Pistorius could argue that jealousy, combined with the effects of anabolic steroids, made him not in his right mind when he pulled the trigger. That could be argued as a "crime of passion," or "temporary insanity," and unlike premeditated murder, wouldn't carry a mandatory life sentence.

Elite athletes use steroids? NO WAI

I heard her skull was crushed including the gunshot wounds. Whatever defense he had it's on its last leg now. The crushed skull pretty much took his legs from under him.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/19/world/...ase/index.html

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ROFL

Quite simply, who locks the bathroom door when it's only you and your lover at home? Maybe you do it out of habit, but it's total BS IMO.

They should give Steenkamp's mother/father a loaded gun and some time alone with Oscar. Then the shoe will be on the other...err... foot?

Wow. I guess he needed a leg up on the competition./everybody everywhere

it was bullets andaroid rage case.

I wonder what would make him spring to do this?

The defense is stumped as to how the prosecution claims he did this without his prosthetics on.
They claim that it could not have been him because there were two feet between Oscar and the bathroom door.

everyones valuables are in the bathroom

Maybe he thought the family jewels were in there.