Yeah, I heard they dig trenches to get ready for games. I'm interested to see their unorthodox practices in that hole series.

YOU BASTARD

Always a Chief, no matter how stupid they are....:harumph:

Damn wrong whole..

Probably not. I haven't spent a dime on this team in years.

I was actually happy with my other new team.

edit: ^^^^^WHOA CRA CRA

I can't bring myself to do it.

It's so HARD to say GOODBYE to YESTERDAYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYY.


That said, I see a way to root for a team in addition to the Chiefs that allows me to pretend we drafted Russell Wilson.

Seattle is a great town, they're no longer in the AFCW, they have a great team, insanely loud fans, Russel Wilson, and of course BEEF MOE

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I'm in. Hoping for the Falcons, Packers, or Redskins.

Nope, I despise all the other squads. Some more than others, but **** em all.

Hit me, Rain Man.

why the hell not. Team me.

Okay, next up is the 6:30 crowd, with a few stragglers from earlier times.

Mr. Kotter - Seattle Seahawks. How about that Marshawn Lynch?
Cephalic Trauma - New Orleans Saints. They'll come back now that Payton's back.
"Bob" Dobbs - Indianapolis Colts. They're not rebuilding, they're reloading.

You have shot at Matt Cassel too :)

Yeah and the cool part is they are thinking about acquiring
Cassel as a back up!

You should really extend this to one day following the draft.

DaaaaFuqqqq????

Fux it, where do i land?

Is this the best first post in the history of CP?

Thanks a lot. I liked the Redskins QB approach last draft. Know, I have one legged RG III and Cousins. Could be worse, I suppose.

I'm in for this block

I would rep you for your insight, but i can't. Dafuq?

Hell yeah! Another politically incorrect savage-injun team that will piss off some tribal members....but this one with a real QB!!!

RGIII, RGIII, RGIII... PBJ PBJ PBJ

Jaguars for youROFL

Hook me up, kind sir.

Alright Im in.. Hit Me!

I can live with that pick. The Shanarat thing is bearable with RGIII as my QB.

I'm in at nine pm

You must have nothing to do. At all.

Okay, next batch.

'Hamas' Jenkins - Houston Texans. Mother-xxxx you, Rick Smith.
bigjosh006 - Atlanta Falcons. Dome teams are real football.
Guru - Seattle Seahawks. Russell Wilson is doing wonders for this fanbase.
Kyle DeLexus - Houston Texans. Even without Eric Winston.
Arrr, a rare Talisman sighting - Indianapolis Colts. Double the pleasure with a team that rubs KC's nose in the dirt every recess.

OK, I think I've been a long time suffering Browns fan long enough, guys. Time for a new-new team.

I need a new team- stick it to me

I'm hoping I can take my team curse over to someone like the Bills or Dolphins. Maybe Kansas City will turn around then!

This actually sounds like a fun idea, I'm in!

I'm in on this thing. Give me another nfl tackle football team. But not the Cowboys because they are not good and also lose almost always when their fans have hope for them. They are shit heads

It took THIS thread to get you to sign up and post on CP? lol

Somehow I knew it would be the Seahawks. At least they have a QB to get excited about. Works for me.

I get the team whose QB was a backup that they traded two second round picks for. Sounds right.

lmao. Lobby for Pitt, brah. Join Team Sweet Dick!
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Come on baby, daddy needs a new team that doesn't suck ass.

Hey, and Urlacher played here in New Mexico!

Taking the Bucs. Better looking jerseys, a better mascot and better weather. They still suck but at least they drafted a 1st round QB a couple of times.

I'm hoping one of you mother ****ers is the curse that's been holding us back. If we start winning stay the **** away! :)

I'm taking this to the next level. Gotta find a good fan site and bone up on my Iron Curtain!
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It's probably me. I'm snakebit with every team I root for except the Lakers, oh wait, now the Lakers suck too. ROFL

Steel Curtain.

NOOB!

I was actually more of a Steelers fan until I was like 11 and my dad starting taking me to games with him. I was at a game when the Chiefs beat the Steelers 20-0 like the year after they won the last SuoerBowl with the Knoll crew. Worst decision of my life. I've kind of learned to not care much for the Steelers since. Them and that awful success they have.

When I was a kid growing up in the forgettable wastes of Oklahoma, the redneck kids were Cowgirl fans and the rock kids were Steeler fans, so I've got some background with them. That was back in the Mean Joe days.
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We always except new fans in Tampa. At least we try to acquire franchise QB's.

and we have won playoff games in the last 20 years. Welcome aboard.

After talking with my neighbor, and recognizing their primary sponsor, I already switched to Manchester United.

Okay, finishing up the March 1st group:

colt459 - Cincinnati Bengals. Why do you guys still have Marvin as your coach?

DaFuq W DisPlace?! - New England Patriots. Before you get cocky, recognize that they haven't won back to back Super Bowls in almost a decade.

**** this Franchise - Atlanta Falcons. So what do you think about them cutting Turner and Abraham?

DisgruntledFan - Cincinnati Bengals. Is Pacman on the straight and narrow now?

East Side Rogelio - Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Now go figure out who plays for them, okay? I don't know.

Exoter175 - Oakland Raiders. Oh, god. I'm sorry.

Lumpy - Houston Texans. You guys need a franchise quarterback.

Raiderhater58 - New England Patriots. They're getting old. Hopefully you're not joining Rome in 475 A.D.

How's that working for them? :LOL:

ROFL

Not so well, but still better than the chefs.

I promise I will not buy any new chiefs products this year. Hopefully that will help.

ESPN here in Peru is all soccer, all the time. It gives me an appreciation for the fact that America embraces diversity in sports, even if football is a giant among them.

All soccer, all the time.

Which leads me to two questions and an observation:

Observation: at the restaurant last night, there was a game being televised between two teams: Sao Paulo and "The Strongest One". The name of the team was The Strongest One. Did they get their name from a fantasy football site or something? And by the way, they weren't the strongest one. Sao Paolo had them playing defense for 90 percent of the time I was there. And yeah, I know it's lame that I'm watching it, but the TVs are usually at 140 decibels so you can't ignore them.

Question: Soccer is on constantly, and every restaurant has a blaring TV. Twice, I've seen the ball bouncing, and a player clearly takes the ball with his hand and tamps it down against the ground to get control. I thought that was illegal. Are there circumstances where it's not? One time, they stopped play pretty quickly afterward so I don't know if they called it, but the other time the game kept going and it was obvious that the guy used his hands. Yeah, I know it's lame that I watched enough to see this, but see above about the TVs and the decibels.

Question: On commercials and TV shows, they often show people doing soccer ball dribbling tricks. Yeah, I know it's lame, but stick with me. Two guys were doing tricks with each other and two balls (insert homophobia joke here), and they each kicked the ball up in the air and then bent over and caught the balls on the backs of their necks. They were able to hold them, and I thought, "hey, that's the solution to soccer. If they can't use their hands, they can run with the ball on the back of their necks until they get tackled." Is it legal to carry the ball like that if you don't use your hands?

A hell of a lot better than rolling out 2nd round picks for Casshole and Alex Smith.

Hit me

You (and anyone else who wants a new team) have to sign up in the poll. I'm traveling at the moment, so it's the best way for me to keep track of who's been assigned. Muchas gracias.

Hate the 49ers? But like the giants?

I have some distant memory of a Packers game in his era where he was on the sidelines in a wheelchair or a halo brace or something. Did he have some major injury on the field?

I tried this extreme a few years ago to try to see if the grass was greener elsewhere. After the Eagles blew up the year after the Super Bowl loss I decided to drop football cold turkey and didn't watch NFL for a year. The second season I decided to pick a new team - but not at random. I chose the Cowboys and only watched games involving the Cowboys that year, read the Dallas Morning News online, even ordered me a Marion Barber jersey and wore it to my Philly-based fantasy draft. What I realized was that
1) even our rivals bitched about their team, their owner, and their players
2) it's less fun to root for a team that's not the home team because the home team has a million people around you with a similar interest and even with the Internet in 2007 you were still starved for information about remote out of market trams (not as bad now) and
3) you never stop loving that bitch that hurts you over and over again and you go back to her whether you want to or not because its home and you know her best.

**** me...

Retry- I was missed on the last batch

Te last 3 yrs I've watched more and more NCAA football. I may have watched 2 or 3 non chiefs games.

I suppose I would probably root for the Steelers.

Lol I can't even pretend to be a Patsies fan. Luckily I already have a team that I love (done done done the plot thickens)

Where's ma team?

Apologies. But you now get to embrace the storied history that includes cornerback Bobby Bryant, linebacker Jeff Siemon, and of course who can forget fullback Bill Brown. You, sir, are now assigned to be a Vikings fan.

Welcome to Team Sweet Dick!
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Can I haz one?

But of course. I was thinking that perhaps you should have one. However, you have to sign up for a time so I can keep track of them. Them's the rules.

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I don't get the rules. I'm not very smart. Laymens please.

Go vote in the poll what the date is when you voted, and he'll give you the Cleveland Browns. Send a post card from the factory of sadness! :fire:

I'm ready for my new fandom...

**** me! And **** you Floppy! :evil:

No cuckold.

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO :hump:

No homo.

This thread is interwebs sadness.

No douchebag star player. Check.
No douchebag fan base. Check.
No douchebag cheating coach. Check.
We beat them to win our only SB. Check.

Not bad.

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What the hell is that