bull rushing?


Do you like shrimp gumbo? then you will love Gumbo Dorsey.

That is the craziest shit in the history of crazy shit.

I don't know what's crazier, that the Chiefs DRAFTED A LONG SNAPPER, or that that long snapper became one of the greatest sack artists in the NFL of the past five years.

Not a single tear was shed.

partially true -- they liked he could play both positions

lol

Damn

I know your team is desperate for DL. at this point I bet you know how I know this:D

srsly, if he makes the cut, your team has slipped. he's like watching a giant sized water balloon being batted around by a small crowd of seal hunters.

At worst, he can be a rotational player. I wouldn't be to upset if that happened.

I assume he's not goin to be expensive.

He'll probably turn into Casey Hampton, because Chiefs.

Makes me sad. He was a disappointment, but I really liked him. I really wonder how much that leg injury impacted him, because he was as dominant an interior lineman as the SEC had in a decade before getting hurt.

Those ISO type plays only work if the other guys **** up.

I sense a lot of butt hurt in this thread.

The jersey is dead. :(

Actually, that's how Vermeil sold him to Peterson. Vermeil loved him coming out of college, but Peterson didn't. That he had versatility to long snap got Vermeil his guy. There was no way in hell he was going to be the long snapper, but that's how Vermeil sold it.

Meh. Moved on long ago. Won't really miss him as he was part of some terrible Defensive line units.

going to be a lot of butt hurt fans when ole Glenn has 6 or 7 sacks out of the NT position for the 9ers this year

This

Per Niners Nation

Dorsey: Positive atmosphere. Can feel it when you walk in the building. Like a big family. High-fiving each other. Different environment

The 49ers got him for 2 years and $7 million. LMAO

Good for Dorsey. Wish him the best w/ a great organization.

We'll Thomas Jones that sissy ass locker room and then Belcher it right in the face

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I'd rather have Dorsey than DeVito and I'd much rather have Dorsey at his figure over DeVito at his.

We really screwed the pooch on the DE position thus far.

LMAO @ Dorsey Bull rushing

We're ****ed. The Spanish have bullfighting, the Irish have drinking, and the Chiefs have whiffing on 3 techs.

Goodbye, dear Glenn. I truly will miss cutting your average ass in Madden in favor of a defensive end who can make the occasional ****ing PLAY

At least with Cassel we had a drinking game that involved a shot every time he overthrew a receiver.

Had to quit watching games because halfway through the preseason my liver started to tank and I was shitting myself too often.

I'll miss watching Allen Bailey out perform Dorsey as a rookie playing the 3.

Good luck to Dorsey in SF. Hard worker who never complained. Hopefully he can stay healthy; always seemed like he had some sort of a leg ailment...

Now we get to watch Allen Bailey outperform The ****ing Penguin.

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I told my liver to buck up and that it was going to be a long few years.


My liver has hated me since.

LMAO

Yes. It's true. Denver gets Welker. We get....

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Eh, I heard we was ok. Maybe if we're lucky, he'll bite off Clady's nose.

SF boards are saying he will likely line up at NT most of the time but shift to DT with Justin Smith in nickel situations. The NT goes out of the game for another DB when they go nickel. Aldon Smith and McDonald are DEs in the nickel. Ian Williams is a backup. They will still draft another DL if the right guy comes up. They have a lot of talent but thin at DL. When Justin went down last season their pass rush went down with him.

Considering Justin plays the 3 in subs, they'll be play Dorsey as a shaded 1 for the majority of his snaps in both base fronts and subs.

If we can trade down a few spots then watch us draft Tavon Austin and then watch the 'donkeys' go ohhhhhhhhhhh sh************ !!! Understand, b4 the Welker signing today all the fan base, media, etc...... out here have been clamoring for the donks to trade up a few spots and get Austin.

I'm mean hell, if we aren't going to draft Geno, his buddy Austin IS the real deal playmaker and is a mini-Percy Harvin in the slot that is actually football tough. I say draft his ass ! BPA !!!:thumb:

That will be true much of the time, however, they move Justin all the way in to the nose on occasion if they feel that is a better matchup. They move the DL sets around a lot. They like versatile players that can do that. They don't just sit in one set and dare you to beat them.

I'd rather have them BOTH, because they're both about equal players.

**** Tyson Jackson. Should have just been cut outright.

If Dorsey rapes in SF and Tyson Jackson continues to be a borderline scrap heap NFL reject, **** Dorsey for this DE crap.

And yes I realize bitching about DEs in a 3-4 is pretty, but after the QB bullshit, everything is getting scrutinized.

I love Austin. He's gonna be a hell of a playmaker.

Actually the more I think about this, the more I want to puke.

Unless there's something I'm ignorant of that prevents Dorsey or DeVito from flipping to LDE, we let Dorsey walk for Tyson Jackson.

That sucks.

edit: nevermind. DeVito IS a left end. But is he play RE here? What the **** is going on?

Justin's snaps playing a 1 tech are very limited, despite the fact they do move him around occasionally.

49ers do switch it up in regards to having multiple nickel and dime packages with different fronts/alignments/personnel.

well bye

Dorsey was shit here.

Getting mad over him leaving is like being upset over getting rid of a fungus on your toe.

Suck it, haters.

The best 3-4 defense in football has been peeking at my posts, evidently.

49ers plan to play Glenn Dorsey as a Jay Ratliff type nose

49ers plan to play Glenn Dorsey at nose
Mar 15 - 2:31 PM


At 6-foot-1 and just over 300 pounds, Dorsey will be an undersized nose tackle in the Jay Ratliff mold. The 49ers will likely give him plenty of penetrating opportunities as opposed to using Dorsey as a two-gap plugger. Dorsey's two-year deal is worth $6 million. He received a $2.285 million signing bonus. Mar 15 - 2:31 PM

Ya shouldve tried him at NT.

I'm gonna be pissed if Dorsey goes on to blow up entire star systems for the 49ers in the exact role he should have played here.

Just watch Danny Devito prove to be overpaid while Dorsey turns into one of the best values of free agency this year.

Wow, I'm glad to see you're not negative this offseason.

DeVito is Dorsey. Nothing to worry about.

I'm just refusing to put on those Chiefs blinders over moves that nobody wanted until AFTER they happened.

Hopefully, I'm wrong, but right now,

I'd rather have Dorsey than Devito
Geno than Alex
A drafted corner over Danta Robinsons broke ass
Matt Moore over Alex Smith

All I want is to be able to enjoy Chiefs games again so I can get my son interested in the team and some of these moves just seem like another replay of the Cassel years.

Hopefully, I'm wrong.

Do you which Top Five pick the Chiefs missed after he left?

Neil Smith.

You're insane if you think Glenn Dorsey = Neil Smith.

And Matt Moore?

LMAO

i will say Boss Chief may actually be right

Dorsey clearly went to visit a winning franchise and that team sold him on the idea of trying some NT, and he gladly accepted it.

Something this inept franchise never tried to do in 5 years with him. That's not his fault. And when he has a good season at NT and Mike Devito ends up being a scrub that cant rush the passer, we will see who is laughing

the moment went went to a 34 they should have tried Dorsey at the NT

Dorsey is such a monster that he went from $10 per year on his rookie contract, to $2 million per.

Ewww, I'm scared.

Let me ask you a serious question...

No moving the goalposts.

RIGHT NOW would YOU trade Alex Smith for Matt Moore, a second rounder, a third rounder AND 8 million in cap space that could be used to add a guy like Dumervil?

No half stepping.

Would you trade him RIGHT NOW?

A team setting up what very well could be a run of superbowls thinks Dorsey could man one of the most important positions in their defense.

Teams aren't paying players this year...with his injury history, giving Dorsey 3/yr on pure potential in a new system is considerable.

There no ****ing way I'd trade for Matt Moore.

**** that.

You're smoking crack.

Dorsey had FIVE ****ING YEARS to prove something and all he proved was that he was an EPIC FAILURE, especially at #5 overall.

Take off the homer glasses. Jesus.

Close your mouth when you're breathing.

We lose:

Alex Smith

We gain:

Matt Moore
34th pick in the draft
3rd rounder next year
8 million in cap space.

ANYONE that wouldn't take that trade (for KC) is a God damned fool.

No thanks.

Dorsey ****ing blows. He's small and won't get any pass rush at all. He got his ass handed to him multiple times last year.

DeVito is easily better than him at this point.LMAO

How many dimensions do you have to travel through until you get to an alternate universe where Dumervil, or anyone else worth a shit, would sign with a team QB'd by Matt Moore?

I'd guess at least 8.

SF disagrees.

Matt Moore is the backup in that alternate universe and Geno is the top pick.

OK. But if I'm Elvis Dumervil and I could stay with Denver or go to Baltimore, is that supposed to excite me?

so you're saying we overpaid severely for a 1 down, 1 dimensional useless trick pony in Mike DeVito,

if so I agree fully.

That's irrelevant.

Dumervil was just the example of what quality of player we could get for the 8 million difference between Alex Smith and Matt Moore.

And as I've been saying, a player of that quality isn't coming here in your scenario. Because they have options beyond the 2-win team whose best QB is a total unknown.

Then split it up and sign 2 more 4 million per year players.

You guys keep arguing over the semantics and ignoring to important part which is the savings and how it can be redistributed.

i agree that the unknown is how many players balked at the Chiefs offers to them, so KC can only get the guys that want to come here based on their offer + location + FO.

I think they missed on more FA targets than you think, compared to what they hit on.

Guys like Fasano seem awfully like "rush to Plan B" than "Plan A" target FAs. Mike DeVito was also a plan B if the reports that the offer to Glenn Dorsey fell through ___ hours before FA started.


They definitely missed on Phillip Wheeler and Chris Canty, to name some that leaked.

i guess "miss" is a strong word

i should say, their target FA wish list probably looked A LOT different than what they actually hit on. But they are still happy with what they got and that's all that matters, but I bet you the first wave of guys they sent feelers out to was not the ones signed that is for sure. Probably just Sean Smith/Dunta in that regard.

This crap about Matt Moore is just that: Crap. The guy wasn't in contention as a starter for any NFL franchise which is why he signed to back up Tannehill at $4 million per.

It's the new ABA. Anyone but Alex!

The idea that the money could go towards an impact player just seemed to be a selling point of your proposal. Maybe I read it wrong. I'm just saying, it's not going to an impact guy. It'd just go to another Devito and Fasano. If you replace "sign a guy like Dumervil" with "sign another Mike Devito", it loses some luster.

That's all I meant.

Glenn Dorsey = $51 million dollar man

now

Glenn Dorsey = $6 million dollar man


yet some folks think he is somehow going to be better. hilarious.

He signed for 4 million per and my scenario has him as a stop gap starter with Geno being the top pick.

Try to follow along.

I was just trying to illustrate what level of talent that kind of money gets in free agency.

No worries.

Which is exactly what I said.

Yeah, you just shut the **** up, Asshole.

The Chiefs are not choosing Geno Smith, so why don't YOU stop bitching about it as if he's a ex-girlfriend that broke your heart.

I would have loved that. Cheap stop-gap and draft for the future.

And honestly I think would be a better option than Smith...

Good bye who?

Agreed. I wasnt crazy about A. Smith either, but ive accepted it and moved on. Ive got to trust that these guys know what they are doing. This appears to be the Chiefs best coach and staff in quite some time. Ive got to trust that Reid can work some magic with Smith. Whatever the case, its pointless to bitch about it now. We should at least wait until the season starts to see how these guys perform.

True. And this year it may work out.

The frustrating this is that we say "well, I'm worried about the situation but let's wait and see" every year...

I wonder if that's what the Pats think every year at this time? **** me!!!!!!!!!

What a stupid comparison...