There was a scene in "Escape From Alcatraz" where the old guy gets his painting privileges taken away, so he chops off his own fingers with a hatchet.

Don't be like that guy.

How are you gonna rape someone without hands? Safety First.

As an unrelated story, a long-ago former coworker of mine once said that he knew a family with three brothers who all lost hands in corn harvesters or whatever they're called.

The first one I can understand. The second one? Questionable. But if you're that third brother you have no excuse.

pockets? we don't need no stinkin pockets!

buuuut maaaaaaaaa, billy and jimmy got to do it!

I'm not reading this whole thread so sorry if Q.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? Don't find out.

A bird in the hand is worth.....your life!

tickle our fancy, keep your hands safe

Simple safety - healthy hands

soup through a straw is no way to go through life, son.

Here's the church, here's the steeple, don't open the doors and be missing your people.

Take care of your hands, or I'll give you a knuckle sandwich.

Digits....a terrible thing to waste.

One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a....oh sorry never mind.

don't make your knuckles do the walking

Stay Handsome...keep them both.

Pair of tits....pair of hands...coincidence? We think not, keep your gropers safe.

You aren't saving us money only needing one glove, they come in pairs!

All hands on for Safety!

slap happy!

Hands are good m'kay.
'cause if you don't have hands....well that's bad. M'kay.

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Quality and Safety go hand in hand

Where danger lingers, watch your fingers!

Two hands are better than one!

Either that or....

Give yourself a hand....just say no to sexual harassment!

Don't be known as lefty.

LET'S MAKE A STAND

PROTECT YOUR HAND

Aloha, Mr. Hand.

You can't self pleasure without fingers.

You should do a sequence of posters/vids titled.....'Deep thoughts by Jack Handless'

Safety: A good thing to have at your fingertips.

Have a winning hand - Go all in for hand safety.

Take safety matters into your own hands.

This is the one they preach to us at work "Bands Cut Hands" Which is very true, especially packages with the metal straps.

Well done my friend. Definitely a top choice.

dont end up like me, mother****ers

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I like it.


Poll coming soon.

If you d'ont careful, you wo'nt masturbation

Lose a hand, collect unemployment.

Your wife will leave you, take your children, and half of all of your possessions. You will pay for the divorce, alimony, and child support. Don't loose a hand.

lost a hand. armed a girl

stay handy

Doctors can replace fingers...sometimes

Hand - The other pink meat

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Srz8eCRXfD...gled+hand2.jpg

Quick grab a band-aid.

**** Hand Safety

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'it's hard to masturbate without your hands"

This is true. I was once stabbed in the palm by a former member of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Holy ****, that guy needed a hand safety and tooth safety slogan.

Thanks for all the inputs. There was some pretty funny shit, unfortunately I have to be somewhat professional. Good job, please VOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Protect Your Paws

Hand safety is essential for communication. How else are you going to give Obama the finger?

Lotion. Use it.

VOTE!!!!!!!

How you gonna jackoff without any hands!

Perfect!

you didn't pick mine so **** you! I aint voting for shit.

Zactly. :harumph:

And I might add, those are all gay

Hand Safety - Use it or lose it.

Am I too late for this party?

Hand Safety. You can't beat it.

Then show a photo of someone with no thumbs doing something that demonstrates a subtle masturbation reference.

Safety, it's at your fingertips

is simply badass. vote for that one! :evil:

that's a different safety sign.

Dick safety, you can't beat it.

How about, "Don't be a mental midget, protect your digits!"

Only 18 votes? WTF dudes

You didn't use any of mine so **** your poll.

These options are terrible

Keep your hand to touch your gland

One has 1 hand and sucks at Guitar Hero?
This guy

I voted, but it was despite the fact that you didn't use my "Hooked on Safety" slogan or my "Clap if you're safe, bang your hook on a pipe if you're not" slogan.

Oh, how about this? "A hand on the wrist is worth two in the bushings."

I pretty much feel this way

the best is "safety it's at your fingertips"
hell the sumbitch is even in italics.

hands down the worst choices

Did you win the money with my suggestion? I want my 100 bucks.

Inmen58
:shrug:

winner, winner chicken dinner. what won?