I find it quite disturbing that your entire post history is you following me around the forum and quoting every one of my posts with a :rolleyes: or a "lame."

Bro...do I get you hard?

Is that the new one?

Yeah

Speak now was pretty solid. I really haven't listened to the new one, sans the Goat Song.

It's amazing. I love her. I'd love to have sex with her passed out.

I like her music.

I also like the fact she sleeps with everyone.

Love stories always bring a tear to my eye. :crybaby:

Sing it Taylor!!!

Okay, this made me laugh.

On a side note. I guess I just don't see Dane as being douchey. I guess my definition is different.

This thread is pretty funny. Prettay prettay prettay funny.

No! There has to be a final four, then a championship game

How would you get it up if you were passed........oh, you mean SHE would be passed out. Yeah, that would be sweet.

ROFL

Best post in this thread. Funny and very true.

Keep this in mind, "douches". You are being voted on by the marginal majority.

You're a bundle of sticks

FYP

Based on a typical trip to Arrowhead I'd be willing to bet the 8 listed in this poll fair much better when it comes to women, career success and general social interaction.

Oh cute, Wickedson decided to show up in the Lounge for some last-minute campaigning.

Yes, I'll bet. LMAO

Interesting strategy, though - taking a shot at the entire fanbase. Will it be enough to carry you to the next round? I guess we'll see.

And I suspect you probably don't enjoy your typical Arrowhead experience much because they don't serve those lime-yak semen expressos with the little umbrella that you love so much.

Man, Douche Leader rockin' the house!
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three things I know are true:

1) Wickedson is gay.
2) Frazod is fat.
3) I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IIINNNNNNN

so shaaame on me nowwww

FLEW ME TO PLACES I'D NEVER BEEN

FWIW, I'm not nearly as fat as Wickedson is gay. :D

Although some of these guys certainly are douchey, I can't say I have a problem with them. If anything, they liven up the board with their presence.

Well, except B14ckmon, of course. He's by far the most annoying, but I refuse to vote for him because he's a twat.

lol, nice try pussy ROFL

ahhhhh! the fan base!?!?! :deevee:

Wow. Dane pulling ahead. That's surprising.

LMAO at Wickedson not firing a shot at Hootie because he's trying to foster solidarity with the other finalists.

I'm not sure any of them are THAT douchy, little fella.

Dammit, this is tough.

Am I literally the only person on CP that doesn't have an issue with Dane? LMAO

I mean lets be honest...

there really isn't a poll Dane and I wouldn't finish top 5 in

douchiness? Check.
legendary status? Check.
best poster? Check.
controversial? Check.
biggest wang? Check.

now the big difference is I can take a joke and even poke fun at myself here and there

Dane is just a bipolar psychopath with a large penis.

There are at least two of us. :D

Will you be Wickedson's friend, Hootie? He needs one.

No, I don't either.

I don't know who Hootie is. Does he post here?

:facepalm:

Pick it up bitch. The Wicked 21 seems weak this season. ROFL

To the watchtower

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[Zach] is making his move!

Man, if it's a tie between Zach and Wickedson for the final spot, how the hell do I pick between them? :spock:

I like this one better;

If you meet an asshole in the morning, you've meet an asshole that day. If, however, you think you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole.

If you think I am annoying for saying the Chiefs are a lock to trade for Alex Smith and a lock for drafting Luke Joeckel, you must ****ing despise the Kansas City Chiefs FO.

Hootie had better hope he gets some more votes. If there's a 3-way tie for those last two spots, he's shit outta luck.

reerun rape reerun rape

What do I have to do to be better than Dane? Other than be old and a pedophile.

Have a coming out thread

Jesus LMAO

lol, that's Frazod...spot on.

What a nice Friday this is turning out to be.

You can verify it with him, but I'm pretty sure CC was talking about you, there, Bambi.

Hmmmmm, well you're the one starting tournaments. Let the hate go.

It's only Mizzou

Gentlemen,

I present to you...

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I take it everyone decided to vote for someone other than B14ckmon now?

I still say one year ban for the winner. :D

Did you rub one out to that?

I'm here all week boy.

Salivate over my nuts like you do my rep. ROFL

Ewwww

Save for little pals at the coffee shoppe, Bambi.

lol, we found Frazod!

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This seems pretty misleading to me. It turns out, Frazod's rep statements disparaged you, not the bombing.

"Sorry about the bombing"

wow...just, wow

Keep an eye in mirror when casting the stones, is he the only asshole you've met today?

God willing I will never meet Frazod.

I would simply evaporate in the presence of such white trash.

I like this guy.

:facepalm: :need a smilie for it went over your head you obtuse asshat:

If only it was that easy.... ROFL

got it Chief.

Better get your vote in. I seem to be running low. :)

I admit. This thread has been a great forum in which to showcase your obsession with me. I suppose it's not completely worthless after all.

why don't you guys just suck each other off and send me a link so I can watch

You're bad at reading.

Why don't you just jerk off in front of a mirror

And you're bad at winning elections. oh well

Biggest Copyright Pirate?

If Zach makes it to the Douche Final Four... He will be the first Mizzou fan to experience a Final Four.

This board is largely conservative and full of guys who toe the party line on everything, whether they admit to it or not. There is a large subset of posters who will swarm like sharks the minute they hear anything that is remotely liberal.

They will bombard your rep with messages about being a "libturd", follow you around, and dedicate their entire week to making threads about douches on a Chiefs message board.

Yeah, he's the asshole.

Libtard not Libturd

There can be only one....

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I've seen both.

I think Zach is gay.

in fact, how did I even make it this far?

I'm ****ing fantastic compared to these other d bags.

that's because you're a ****ing queer

Really?

Maybe it's my lack of political posting/knowledge but I haven't really seen a majority to either side (lib/con).

ROFL

Bus my table, hootie. Work for your 5 dollar tip.

sorry I don't serve gays

BTW can we petition for the runner up to be the official planet turd sandwich of 2013???