Good play Salvy....Davis gonna get shelled tonight

LoCain throws like a pussy, but still seems to have some zip

Davis really doesn't seem to have a reliable strikeout pitch.

If you don't mind, Wade...and if you're not too busy pitching like butt...we'd like to give ourselves a chance to win this game. If you could do your best to stop doing whatever it is that you're doing out there, that'd be great. Thanks.

Gotta love a 30-pitch first.

Same trouble Guthrie has

Which works horribly in Denver, okay in KC. Just got to make sure your outfielders are FAST.

Minnesota up 3-1 on Detroit.

Bout ****ing time you limp dick.

Damn. Lucked out there.

Finally when Davis throws, he gets his ass. Lets get it back boys!

Lucky to get out of that giving up just one. Now we need some wind assisted HRs before the wind calms down as the sun sets.

This has to be the warmest game we've played all year. Ball should fly.

LMAO

How long do we have Cain for? Contract wise.. anyone know?

nice.

It may take 6-7 runs to win this one.

Yeah, and talking about snow again in a few days

Hud's talking abnormally normal tonight. His dealer must be on vacay.

I think they give him shock treatments when he gets too wound up. It's been building again

I won't fault Alex for any AB, but I'd really wait for a strike to be thrown until he proves he can control the zone.

If we hit a couple out, he'll be back in the saddle again.

Escobar doing a great Frenchy impression there.

I've got a bad feeling we're going to make this bum look like Cy Young tonight.

He is all over the place. They just need to let him walk them.

Can't let this dude get comfy...

Well this one's off to a brilliant start.

That is how we have been conditioned all these years.

Damn. 1, 2, 3.

Who we got for long relief tonight? Chen?

John Buck apparently just hit a 440 foot bomb. His 9th homer of the year.

This, yet he had a 9 pitch first inning.

WTF.

Not that start I wanted against this scrub.

I would think Meddoza.

Shields going tomorrow.

not me, we're gonna destroy this fool.

Jeff Francoeur's Batting Clinic for Wayward Baseball Players is open for business.

Mendoza is starting on Wednesday.

Hoch.

And right on time, Hud just called a baby a n00b. He must've gotten a special delivery during the commercial break.

Just let a guy with a 10 ERA get off with 9 pitches

2nd inning
 

Top 2nd

Raburn singles to left
Chisenhall grounds into a 6-3 double play, Raburn out at second
Stubbs strikes out (swinging)

0 runs, 1 hit

Bottom 2nd

Hosmer grounds out to third
Cain walks
Moustakas grounds into a 3-6-3 double play, Cain out at second

0 runs, 0 hits

Lets not go 3-0 on the next guy.

What inning does Ryan comment how Jiminez is effectively wild tonight?

:hmmm:

Well shit

Royals bullpen is gonna get some work tonight.

And Davis looking like Crash Davis.

We need to strike before the temps start falling.

We really need Davis to go 5, otherwise we WILL see Hoch.

Nice

Thanks Indians!

With about as much life as Al Davis.

Much needed DP

Fixed

He couldn't have thrown it to second much better.

That's what she said.

Eh, they're pretty well rested for the most part.

Sit your ass down.

Looked good on that batter

Well they've thrown the fewest pitches in the majors, so I would hope so.

And the winds calm down significantly.

According to weather.com, the wind is not going to stop tonight.

http://forecast.weather.gov/wtf/mete...fhr=6&psnwhr=6


NWS agrees.

Seriously, nobody swing. He is missing the glove repeatedly.

Cain has shown a lot of patience for a younger dude.

Cain agrees.

Anyone see those two guys behind the plate to the right?

yeah, even his strikes are accidentally touching the zone.

Moose yawning at the plate. Clearly, he's into it.

Moose love is illegal in this state, Hud

The two bald dudes?

Bald guys?

Yeah

crap

FU Moose.

GD it.

Moose. :facepalm:

Come on, boo-stakas.