OMG! **** THIS UMP!

****ing squeezed.

**** this ump.

Perez yapping at him

How bout we show the one to Hos?

Nope not gonna do that cause we're not the HOME TEAM broadcast or anything....

Strike 3 turns into a single. Bullshit.

**** you, Ump. I hope you lose your job to a camera and a piece of software.

Opening a beer.

Shields better find something quick, or it's going to be a short night for him

I'm not saying that was a strike..I am saying we aren't getting the same calls Cobb did

When you're getting squeezed this bad it's hard to find something that doesn't get blasted over the wall

NICE MOUSTACHE YOU MOTHER****ER.

Eat shit blue.

Lets get fired up boys!!!!

Now let's get the bats going, gawd damn it, you miserable bags of puke!

In combination with not having his best stuff, pitch count will have him out early. Thanks Leadhead Ned for burning our bullpen last night in an unwinable game

Why do people in KC think it's pronounced "RE-fuh-nansed"?

It's a ****ing glowstick you tards... LMAO

Shields is heating up... This ump also sucks.

That is, infact a glow stick you bat brained dipshit.

Young baby drinking Absinthe.

WTP....

A Sluggergram, it's like a strippergram, but with a guy in a furry costume.

w00t. MOOOOOOSSSSSSSEEEEEEE

Moose coming back seemingly

I assume the glowstick and absinthe quotes are all Hud?

I'm watching the opponent's stream, as always.

Moose with the Frenchy swing!

90mph down the middle and French stares at it

They both thought it was some sort of candy stick.

Good news, Moose with the single.

Bad news, Frenchy is up.

Here comes the ugly strikeout.

too close to take but **** this ump

No complaints on that one, Frenchy just sucks.

Ned's still calm and cool

You can't take that pitch at 0-2. You just can't.

Let's stop this passive-aggressive "The ump has been hearing it from the Royals, not from the Rays" bullshit, LeFevre: he's straight out ****ing our assholes.

No it's not the 1st pitch out of the zone, Fever you idiot..Moose hit one that was out of the zone

The difference between this guys pitch speeds is miniscule. 81-91 is garbage.

**** there goes another remote.

LMAO

Come on EJ, just get it back to Gordo...

Don't hustle or anything, Moose

ELL-E-UTT.

.118....FML

I do like Hud calling out Moose for loafing.

I literally know nothing about Elliot Johnson other than he is very average and loves Philly Cheesesteaks.

Elliot Johnson is worse than Getz.

Way to pick us up there Ediot

That'll show 'em Elliott. Good ab.

Well really, who doesn't?

Water is wet

Let's not put a better hitter at 2nd, let's just play Johnson because it's his former team. ****.

Cows :shrug:

James is settling down...now can we do something?

Longoria looks like Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I know Shields won't, but I hope the Pen plunks him.

Yeah.

He was terrible in Third Rock From the Sun.

ROFL

Have you ever noticed the Royals announcers will not criticize the umpires or other teams.

Yay Royals...

This ump's zone is absolute bullshit.

Not giving Greinke much help again tonight. Oh wait....

It's funny, because the Rays announcers are going out of their way to empathize with the Royals hitters and basically saying that the zone is getting squeezed, but it isn't going both ways.

We are going to get shut out again, aren't we?

Bastards are laughing when the mics turned off though

Aggravating.

Let the drinking commence.

And that's when Yost needs to get his ass out there and defend his players.

Ned doesn't like conflict

We got to get some runs. JFC

Ned won't argue balls and strikes. I could see that embarrassing Shields out there.

School Day at the K postponed until the kids are no longer in school... only the Royals.

We just have to pull our heads out of our asses and hit the ****ing ball.

****ing weaksauce.

Is it 2012?

The ol funky delivery by the opposing pitcher defense of shit plate appearances.

How many first pitch strikes are we going to look at tonight?

Yep...we getting shut out again tonight

Dudes only thrown like 10 balls in 5 innings