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alnorth 05-02-2013 12:12 PM

If the start time would have been 1:30, we'd be in trouble. At 1:10, the rain was just insignificant enough to allow the game to start. Now, we'll be able to keep playing unless it really comes down hard.

TLO 05-02-2013 12:13 PM

Joyce can go **** himself with a baseball bat

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 12:13 PM

someone needs to kick Joyce in his testicles right before the game starts ... dam.

alnorth 05-02-2013 12:15 PM

According to Denny, the strike zone today is huge.

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 12:16 PM

hopefully huge strike zone means fast game

weather is total shit and going to get worse

SPchief 05-02-2013 12:18 PM

3 k's

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 12:18 PM

Not giving up runs to the Rays in the 1st = we lose

Dartgod 05-02-2013 12:18 PM

The Rays did not hit any home runs or score at all in the 1st inning.

We're ****ed.

Dartgod 05-02-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9652587)
Not giving up runs to the Rays in the 1st = we lose

:cuss:

KevB 05-02-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9652567)
Santana is a boss. Just a ****ing boss.

+1

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 9652589)
:cuss:

Slowpoke :p

BigCatDaddy 05-02-2013 12:19 PM

Since the long ball isn't going to be an issue with todays weather Santana should be balls once again.

gblowfish 05-02-2013 12:20 PM

Denny said KC wind chill is worse than Anchorage AK today...

chiefqueen 05-02-2013 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9652533)
**** that noise. I care about winning games.

The Rays don't want to be here. They want to get the hell out of this shitty weather and go back home to Florida. Step on their throats and finish the sweep.

The Rays are not going to FLA after the game, they head to Denver where it is colder for a series with the Rockies.

KevB 05-02-2013 12:21 PM

robneyer ‏@robneyer 3m
Rex Hudler's the best. He just described current weather in Kansas City as "the rain-like conditions."

-King- 05-02-2013 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 9652531)
Are you at the game?

No, just made some runs this morning. I was planning to go to this game after I missed the Shields game, but the weather kept me in.

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 12:24 PM

Billy looks like he caloried up before the game

RockChalk 05-02-2013 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 9652607)
Billy looks like he caloried up before the game

had to make sure he would stay warm

chiefqueen 05-02-2013 12:29 PM

I think something is wrong with my MLB AT Bat app for the IPAD. It shows the teams playing in a nice, sunny, warm background.

Archie F. Swin 05-02-2013 12:33 PM

how the **** do Santana's fingers not go numb?

Canofbier 05-02-2013 12:38 PM

Santana with 5 K's through two innings...that's pretty nasty.

Old Dog 05-02-2013 12:38 PM

5 Ks through 2....Santana dealing like a boss

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 9652646)
how the **** do Santana's fingers not go numb?

I wish Hud's mouth would go numb

Demonpenz 05-02-2013 12:40 PM

Put a tarp out.

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 12:40 PM

WHAT A MISS

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 12:44 PM

Put us up Moose

Old Dog 05-02-2013 12:44 PM

Frency WALKED?

Were none of the pitches in the same zip code?

TLO 05-02-2013 12:44 PM

Keep running Hosmer!! JFC

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 12:44 PM

Hosmer = Dave Magadan

KevB 05-02-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9652676)
Hosmer = Dave Magadan

Stop it

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 12:45 PM

runs at a premium


make it count

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevB (Post 9652678)
Stop it

;)

Demonpenz 05-02-2013 12:47 PM

I would take Dave Magadan. I think he is more JT SNOW.

KevB 05-02-2013 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9652684)
;)

Can he go have more eye surgery?

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 9652689)
I would take Dave Magadan. I think he is more JT SNOW.

Snow had power. Hosmer's lost his, and is hitting everything to left. Hence...

LOU PINIELLA'S COUSIN.

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevB (Post 9652692)
Can he go have more eye surgery?

Eye transplants ... from TED WILLIAMS' FROZEN HEAD.

KevB 05-02-2013 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9652676)
Hosmer = Dave Magadan

For giggles, I went back to look at Magadan's stats. Season high HR? 6 Season high doubles? 28 Career season averages? 4/22

I remember when I was young, thinking he was a good hitter (BA driven). How times have changed.

gblowfish 05-02-2013 12:51 PM

Hud is moist.

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevB (Post 9652700)
For giggles, I went back to look at Magadan's stats. Season high HR? 6 Season high doubles? 28 Career season averages? 4/22

I remember when I was young, thinking he was a good hitter (BA driven). How times have changed.

Oh, yeah, I love going through stats at baseballreference.com of players who as a kid in the 70s and 80s I thought were good, because they hit for avg. or stole a lot of bases, and look at the advanced metrics and see they were mediocre at best. I'm like :facepalm:

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 12:54 PM

Nice move Santana

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 12:55 PM

Score here, get 6 outs, call the game: win

Great Expectations 05-02-2013 01:01 PM

How long will they play? Puddles on the dirt with the rain looking to continue for a while.

Coach 05-02-2013 01:02 PM

Safe!

Great Expectations 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

RBI single and let's get the remaining is for the W

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

Bring him on home Alex

gblowfish 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

3-0 to Alex. Swing away, baby....

Blankey 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

Elliot Johnson has been killing it lately

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

EJ folk hero

Coach 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

GO!

gblowfish 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

Who's pitching, Hernandez or Carbona? Which voice in his head gets the loss today?

SPchief 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Expectations (Post 9652738)
How long will they play? Puddles on the dirt with the rain looking to continue for a while.

If they get thru 5 and someone has a lead, this is getting called.

KCUnited 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

There it is.

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

THERE IT BE. 1-0 Royals

-King- 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

Okay...lets get this to the 5th inning quick.

Pilsner 05-02-2013 01:03 PM

Tune in and we score the first run. I'm good luck.

Coach 05-02-2013 01:04 PM

Yes. 1-0 Good guys!

SPchief 05-02-2013 01:04 PM

Hell yeah

Canofbier 05-02-2013 01:04 PM

Gordo!

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 01:04 PM

NICE!!!!


Johnson manufactures a run

-King- 05-02-2013 01:04 PM

LMAO There are less than 2000 people there.

Crush 05-02-2013 01:04 PM

To the 5th inning!!!

Great Expectations 05-02-2013 01:04 PM

KC ground crew needs to earn their keep.

Pilsner 05-02-2013 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great Expectations (Post 9652771)
KC ground crew needs to earn their keep.

Prepare the giant squeegee.

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 01:05 PM

Six up, six down now Ervin.

KCUnited 05-02-2013 01:06 PM

Lol, Billy well studied in classic rock. /joel

Pilsner 05-02-2013 01:06 PM

Anyone else hear all 15 people chanting "Billy, Billy"? LOL

-King- 05-02-2013 01:06 PM

That's not playing a guitar. It's masturbating.

Coach 05-02-2013 01:06 PM

Holy shit, the 3rd base close nearly got killed.

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 01:06 PM

flipping bacon


LMAO

Crush 05-02-2013 01:07 PM

Air Bacon

gblowfish 05-02-2013 01:07 PM

Some people know me as George Blowfish, but my real name is Ian Cognito.

SPchief 05-02-2013 01:07 PM

AL might correct me on this. But I think they only have to get through 4.5 innings with the Royals leading.

KevB 05-02-2013 01:07 PM

You have to wonder if there's a gentleman's agreement between managers and the umpires that if someone has a lead after 5, everyone goes home.

Coach 05-02-2013 01:08 PM

Billy "Air Bacon" Butler....

Mr. Laz 05-02-2013 01:09 PM

alright ... move this shit along guys


need to get a couple more innings in quickly


they have maybe an hour more?

stonedstooge 05-02-2013 01:09 PM

Pork Bellies Butler

BlackHelicopters 05-02-2013 01:09 PM

Looks miserable.

siberian khatru 05-02-2013 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KevB (Post 9652787)
You have to wonder if there's a gentleman's agreement between managers and the umpires that if someone has a lead after 5, everyone goes home.

I was JUST thinking along those lines, although it was more of "I wonder if the umps have decided ahead of time that this will be a 5-inning game." I was thinking they might not tell the managers, though. :D

ZootedGranny 05-02-2013 01:11 PM

I couldn't be more enthused after learning Billy was cooking bacon.
LET THAT BOY COOK
BASED FOR LIFE

Archie F. Swin 05-02-2013 01:11 PM

this weather is some BULLshit


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