I've done such a good job of blocking that whole horrible day out of my mind that I had honestly forgotten.

Of course, if Marty had simply started Gannon I have no doubt we wouldn't have needed any of those field goals.

I was more ****ing mad about the wide open Morton drop that led to the Morten Andersen missed chip shot.

Wtf?

Trent Green couldn't have played any better.

It was an absolute travesty, though, that our 2005 team didn't make the playoffs with a healthy Roaf. We win that Dallas game 9 times out of ****ing 10 and we lose it, go 10-6, and watch the #6 seed (Pittsburgh) win the damn Super Bowl.

That honestly COULD HAVE been us...sucks being us.

Does anyone remember the qb that we had - that maybe played 1 play, it was like Ingle Martin or something - and got cut the next day - I remember thinking to myself WTF...

It was a wildcat type play...

I don't think we've run one screen pass since the Vermeil days where I thought to myself, "boy, what a great play call."

There are so many it's hear to pinpoint one.

Colquitt's pass on the botched FG that led to a TD return is the worst play I've ever seen. It was Garo Yepremian bad.

***Edit: Against Seattle in 2006***

Damn that's embarrassing watching all of our receivers go no further than 10 yards down field...

THAT'S the one I was talking about. I didn't know a man could go from starting QB to withered vagina so quickly.

Actually it was counted as not one, but TWO fumbles on the same play by Colquitt:

(1:42) (Field Goal formation) D.Colquitt FUMBLES (Aborted) at SEA 28, RECOVERED by SEA-K.Herndon at SEA 39. K.Herndon for 61 yards, TOUCHDOWN. Colquitt charged with two fumbles on the play. He fumbled a second time before Herndon recovered the ball. Play Challenged by KC and Upheld. (Timeout #1 by KC at 01:27.)

Didn't Boerigter drop a sure TD pass as well?

I've said it many times - If Morton and Boerigter catch those passes and Priest doesn't fumble, we'd remember how Trent Green outdueled Peyton Manning that day.

Yeah, that play call was pure WTF. You can see the deep safety just watching everything happen 15 yards in front of him. Horrible play call, horrible execution.

Play one on offense, game 1, regular season, Alex Myth era...........

The defense was so bad for so long. We could be thinking of two different games. Or sadder yet, two different plays from the same game.

The mid-December game at the Meadowlands in 2005 was a Tiki highlight reel.

The QB throwback play with Hillis from like the 8 yard line last year was absolutely hilarious and summed that season and Brian Daboll up pretty well.

Worst coordinator I've ever seen.

Playoff game vs the ravens,

Chiefs are in the game.

4th and short. Run sideways instead of straight ahead.

Game over.

LMAO Good choice.

It rekindles my Cassel hate as well.

Matt Casshole (obviously) fumble at the 1 against the Ravens last year. The coaches thought maybe they could keep casshole from ****ing up by just running 800 times, but then, they severely underestimated the power of the casshole.

Co-sign. That was the consummate Chiefs fan experience.

For me its the game ending failure to stop Dave Kreig after Derrick Thomas sacked him 7 times and we lost the ballgame.

However,

The ones that continue to bug me to this day was Stenerud's missed field goals on Christmas Day. I was at that game and I will never forget the silence as I left the stadium. That was the depth of despair. LOL

But I must say that ole Dave Hill provided many classic failures. You could probably pick from hundreds during the Jimmy Raye era. And Dave Adolf called some classics. Then of course...who will ever forget Mike Stock's unbelievable expressions during special teams failures.

What game was it where Cassel got a little pressure in the pocket he spun around and it looked like he was going to throw it the wrong way. Anyone know which game I am talking about?

Yes and I wanna say San Diego but I'm sure I'm wrong...

Lin Eliot, who was/is a microcosm of on and off-field ineptitude.

He is the Chiefs.

It really is nice to know that as bad as it's been, at least the butt fumble wasn't one of ours.

I was just watching the Top 10 Snakebit teams on the NFL channel yesterday. LOL Chiefs are on that list. But really...don't you have to say that the all time blunder was Rudd taking off his helmet in Cleveland...and we won that game...LOL

It was pathetic we couldn't get a yard or first down against the Colts the last time we played them in the playoffs first half of the game. That with LJ running the ball.

I'll say the INT on a screen. Why anyone wouldn't throw it into the dirt is beyond me.

LJ's missed block in Dallas is also something that stands out to me. Yet another metaphor.

New orleans?

Against a 32nd ranked colts rush defense.

The 32 defense. All of their plays. Mostly the secondary. Total incompetency and the reason people get to continually say that having one of the best o lines in history didnt mean shit because we didnt win a po game or says Trent was sub par for the same reason. Like it was their fault.

It was vs Seattle. Aguilar regularly threw instead of punting in practice. I can't remember if that was to save his leg, or if it was because we had recently moved to the indoor facility and the roof was too low. Anyhow, Marty got the idea that his throws, to a PR, looked just like punts, so had them try it in a game. PR backed off, our guy ran underneath it... Perfect.

That's how I remember it.

That dude ripped my heart out. I wasn't expecting anything after Joe retired and then we keep on killing it. To lose that way, it just destroyed me.

I remember the day Deltha O'neal was our leading receiver at Denver in Trent Green's first year.

How about the Tony Richardson "touchdown" against San Diego where he spiked the ball, but the officials said he was short of the end zone, called a personal foul on him, and we didn't end up scoring. That play was the difference in the game, and the Chargers won...and finished their season 1-15.

I was at that game - and one of the worst calls I've ever seen (minus the TG offensive pass interference vs Indy playoff game).

Now that I think about it.....wasnt the game that allowed SD to go 1-15.....started by Warren Moon, because Grbac had a sprained vagina?

that was pretty pathetic

OMG! Those looks on Haley's face. Freeking priceless.

That dude ruled Green like Law did Manning

The ole Spinner Defense. That was damn frustrating watching.

Winner. **** that guy.

That was against the Seahawks in the Kingdome. I was at that game. My very first Chiefs game in fact. Louie came out to the bus drinking a Rainier beer. Pretty cool. :thumb:

The excessive celebration penalty on the non-touchdown.

You know, that was an absolutely fabulous trick play and i've never seen it done since. I think somebody need to tell Reid about that. It should work again since its been 20 years.

Oh yeah, the cock gobbling "kick off specialist"

Grbac spiking it on 4th down

I remember one year we were playing the Texans at home and Green got a pick six in a position where we were about to score a touchdown.

It turned the game to a loss and sort of turn the season as well everything after that was shitty.

Dave Krieg fumbles. Not a couple times but I think he set the record for fumbles. Small hands.


WTF Carl Peterson bring Dave Krieg to be our quarterback just because he beat us with Derrick Thomas sacking him 7 times in that game. Pathetic.

Kyle Orton, 1 play, flea flicker, broken finger game.

Ah yea.

The Raiders finished 8-8 that year. We would have won the division and hosted the Dolphins in Marino's last game the next week. DT may very well be alive if Stoyanovich makes the FG at the end of regulation.

Having a new GM trade a 2nd round pick for some shitty backup QB, twice.

That was the Chiefs first game of the new millennium... talk about setting a shitty tone for the 2000's.

Stenerud missing the winning kick on Christmas day.

For all of you youngin's, that was the magical moment that set our current funk into play.

Can't believe that guy is in the HOF and seems to get a free pass for doing the same thing that the kicker that goes unnamed did in 95. I wasn't around then, but I'd still kick him in the nads the same way I would the other kicker if I had the chance.

The most exciting game I've ever seen live. My uncle had season tickets in the front row of club level in that end zone. When Vanover scored the TD I was hugging random people behind me I'd never met before. My uncle and cousin left to beat traffic when the Chargers went up by a touchdown with a minute left, while my friend and I stayed. I still give them shit about it, but they usually don't take it very well.

Unless I've missed it, I have no idea how these two haven't been mentioned:

4th and 8 from deep in our own end in a tight game against the Broncos. Fake punt. You'd have to be an idiot not to see Brodie Croyle in punt formation.

And certainly worthy, the fullback (Tim Castille?) pass back to Matt Cassel when we had some momentum against the Chargers on the road.

That easy pick six that Patrick Surtain came dropped against Tom Brady in 2006 or so that cost us a trip to the playoffs comes to mind as well. Brady always gets the key INT drops.

What about the one against the Cowboys that wins the game...much bigger play.

And yet DT misses an easy sack in that game and Krieg beats the Chiefs..again DT misses the big play to win a game.

This was going to be mine. The OP didn't say that a Chiefs player had to commit the act. That was the definition of incompetence.

God, I was at that game. If there's ever been a worse football game played, I haven't seen it. It was the Battle of the Bad Backups. Holy ****. It's like they were playing keep away.

One of my favorite Chiefs plays of all time. That was in the old Kingdome.

Grbac Clock Management
 

1998, 77,000 fans at the playoff game agains't the Bronco's. 14 to 10 the score. 4 min 4 sec to go. KC has the ball and is driving. At the 29 yard line of the Bronco's with 1 min 40 to go. Right after the 2 min warning KC uses last time out. With min 40 to go, 3rd down KC wastes 45 sec trying to figure out a play. Finally on 4th down Hail Mary to Lake Dawson in end zone instead of trying to get a 1st down 4 yards away. Complete breakdown of clock management, play calling, field awareness, and composure. Worst example of football playing I've ever seen.

Jaycee Pearson getting beaten like a drum twice by Andre Reed in the 1991 AFC divisional playoff game was pretty brutal.

ROFL at people ignoring Direckshun and taking over the thread. Bet he cried.

The reason that play worked was the noise in the Kingdome. If you tried it again, it would have to be in a sold out Dome.

John Dorsey trading two 2's for a first round bust

The player that shall not be name for the reason he shall not be named.

Winner winner chicken dinner. And 2.1 to boot

Geez people it isn't 2 2cd round picks unless we have a great season. And it was the 2.2 pick not the 2.1 which was the Jags pick.

Definitely gotta go with when the Chiefs changed their official grocery store to Hy-Vee.

August 2007, when Billay joined CP. Horrible play. Just horrible.

...I think you're thinking of Drew Bledsoe.

You would make excuses for my assholishness if I were with the Chiefs organization.

I think he was probably thinking of that one.

...and that was horrible

combined with the 14 point swing with the LJ missed block...

and then a poor snap on the FG that would have put us in overtime

...I literally fell to the floor of my room in despair after we missed that FG. I laid face down for about 20 minutes.

we had absolutely no business losing that game and it pretty much was the reason we didn't make the playoffs

and the Steelers got the 6th seed

and then the Steelers won the Super Bowl

Yeah that game hurt. I also blame the long snapper Perry for a high snap on the field goal.

We really should have beat the Giants and the Bills.

Probably could have beat Cincinnati in the wildcard game. We would have lost @Denver though.

we got smoked by both of those teams from what I recall...the Bills game being one of Jordan Black's finest.

Our shit defense held the Bills to 14 points. Lol JP Losman ****ing best us.

Someone has it as a signature, but the throw where Cassel had a clean throwing lane to a WR across the middle about 10 yards downfield and just flat overthrows him by 10 yards.

The guy is standing right in front of him and Cassel has a clean pocket...just can't manage to make an accurate high-school caliber toss.

The first time Herm played the Colts. Croyle's third start. When they should have been loosening up the leash some. NOPE! I was furious. I had tried to be a homer because IIRC Hali and Allen were tearing it up. Game's lost if you punt, and they had the PERFECT opportunity to see if Croyle had something. That really filled me with hate and rage. Herm killed my homerism and that was the tipping point.

Raiders were in town for the 2008 home opener when JaFatass Bustell embarrassed us. He was listed as a WR and we pick him up as a ****ing quarterback because he played one in college. ROFL

EDIT: You got the name right. Ingle Martin. But I thought it was a short black kid with dreads. Or am I thinking of some other laughable QB addition.

The kicker who shall not be named.