Can Satan be saved? Or is it too late?

Shrimp Po Boys

People still drop acid? Thought that was a thing of the past.

All you need is a place to cook

I forgot to add to the equation, peeing your pants = cool.

THAT MUCH IS OBVIOUS

Blowy this thread to bits.

this thread pretty much eliminates you from the list

THIS THREAD IS THE LIST

THANKS

I'm starting to think that Simply Red made up this post:



So I've been banned from CP for what appears to be forever. I'd like to offer the following explanation and a plea for reconsideration:

Here's what happened: the absurdity of the whole Peyton Manning situation showed me how fun it is to post in an absurd style that involves a lot of simple repetition, Dadaist nonsense, obviousness, exaggeration, and thread starters/bumps that are a bit offbeat. So for the last few months, I've primarily posted in that style. And while I think a lot of people agreed that this was fun and harmless, mods interpreted it as antagonistic and obnoxious (fair enough on the obnoxious thing, I suppose) and as a behavior issue rather than a stylistic choice.

Anywho, I really don't want to be banned forever and I'm willing to tone down that style if that's what it takes. I had previously seen my bannings as the mods who didn't think my weirdo shit was funny just ****ing with me. Now I see that they genuinely thought I was a problem and genuinely felt I was blowing chances and "making them look stupid" for letting me back in.

So now I'd like to drop the absurdist facade and be serious for a second: I want to keep posting at CP. And I'm willing to do it in a way that totally doesn't piss off the people who are trying to keep the place civil.

If anybody could pass this on to ChiefsPlanet, I would really truly appreciate it. Thanks.

dude in this thread he is posting much more than PEYTON MANNING

Yep. SR is the goods, adds a real flavor to the board.

Actually, I would be ok with LJ coming back. I think he's got some left in the tank.

Can I get hush puppies instead of slaw?

Clark doesn't really do anything, that's probably why.

No way this team will allow LJ to pass Nacho. Just no way... Oh well, it is what it is..

You forgot to put in the message to forward this to everyone you know...

Not to worry, the NSA will do that anyway.

Ex-NFL Star Larry Johnson No Jail Time For Nightclub Attack
Larry Johnson dodged a jail sentence for the Miami nightclub attack where he punched a guy and attacked him with a glass.


The former star running back for the Chiefs pled guilty to battery for the violent incident that went down at the Delano Hotel last October. TMZ Sports broke the story ... Johnson punched the victim and then broke a glass -- action movie style -- and threatened to cut the guy.


Johnson's guilty plea got him 12 months probation, 60 hours of community service, and he has to submit to substance abuse evaluation. He also has to stay away from the victim and the club.

FREE THIG LYFE

interesting

Loved me some vintage LJ

**** him never took the diper off when we needed him to.

Please bring back Thig

When I think of my favorite thread that I've ever read on CP, this one always crosses my mind. I just laughed my ass off, uncontrollably, reading this thread over again.

Has anyone taken the time to save Milkman from that damn Sasquatch, yet????

LMAO

Can't ...he is eternally "eating a bag of dicks"

Wow, giving it more than he did the NFL!

Consistent!

See the good when 1 poster leaves. The heroes continue to follow.

Bring back Thiggy and Hootie.

must be awesome to have some money.

if I did the same act, entered the same plea etc, I'm confident I'd be doing some jail time.

LJ is a POS. I feel dirty for ever rooting for him. he's the athlete that makes me hate professional sports at times. / the type of athlete etc.

He always reminded me of LL Cool J from Any Given Sunday.

Well, you can find some recent Clay and Hootie here:

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=71150

LMAO

racist

LMAO

I liked that guy but do you really think this is the thread to bring back to the top? :shake:

Rip thiggy

I just read the whole thing.

Apparently Hootie didn't learn a thing from his banning.

Clay seems calm and normal.

They like them some Clay over there.

They don't seem to care for Hootie too much.

This... Man it'd be awesome getting him back. Do you think he ever came back as a mult? Was he someone's Mult to begin with? Funny as hell.

And he'd be #2 had they not made sure he didn't get the touches he needed for those 56 yards to at least pass Nacho.


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</th> <th data-stat="year_min" class="tooltip sort_default_asc" align="center">From</th> <th data-stat="year_max" class="tooltip sort_default_asc" align="center">To</th> <th data-stat="g" class="tooltip" data-filter="1" data-name="Games" align="center">G</th> <th data-stat="pos" class="tooltip sort_default_asc" align="left">Pos</th> <th data-stat="av" class="tooltip" data-filter="1" data-name="Approximate Value" align="center">AV</th> <th data-stat="rush_att" class="tooltip" data-filter="1" data-name="Rushing Att" align="center">Att</th> <th data-stat="rush_yds" class="tooltip" data-filter="1" data-name="Rushing Yds" align="center">Yds</th> <th data-stat="rush_td" class="tooltip" data-filter="1" data-name="Rushing TD" align="center">TD</th> <th data-stat="rush_long" class="tooltip" data-filter="1" data-name="Long Rush" align="center">Lng</th> <th data-stat="rush_yds_per_att" class="tooltip hide_non_quals" data-filter="1" data-name="Yds/Rushing Att" align="center">Y/A</th> <th data-stat="rush_yds_per_g" class="tooltip hide_non_quals" data-filter="1" data-name="Rushing Yds/Game" align="center">Y/G</th> <th data-stat="fumbles" class="tooltip" data-filter="1" data-name="Fumbles" align="center">Fmb</th> </tr> </thead> <tbody> <tr data-row="0" class=""> <td align="right">1</td> <td align="left">Jamaal Charles</td> <td align="right">2008</td> <td align="right">2015</td> <td align="right">100</td> <td align="left">RB</td> <td align="right">70</td> <td align="right">1320</td> <td align="right">7220</td> <td align="right">42</td> <td align="right">91</td> <td align="right">5.5</td> <td align="right">72.2</td> <td align="right">26</td> </tr> <tr data-row="1" class=""> <td align="right">2</td> <td align="left">Priest Holmes</td> <td align="right">2001</td> <td align="right">2007</td> <td align="right">65</td> <td align="left">RB</td> <td align="right">76</td> <td align="right">1321</td> <td align="right">6070</td> <td align="right">76</td> <td align="right">56</td> <td align="right">4.6</td> <td align="right">93.4</td> <td align="right">11</td> </tr> <tr data-row="2" class=""> <td align="right">3</td> <td align="left">Larry Johnson</td> <td align="right">2003</td> <td align="right">2009</td> <td align="right">75</td> <td align="left">RB</td> <td align="right">55</td> <td align="right">1375</td> <td align="right">6015</td> <td align="right">55</td> <td align="right">65</td> <td align="right">4.4</td> <td align="right">80.2</td> <td align="right">15</td> </tr> <tr data-row="3" class=""> <td align="right">4</td> <td align="left">Christian Okoye</td> <td align="right">1987</td> <td align="right">1992</td> <td align="right">79</td> <td align="left">RB</td> <td align="right">36</td> <td align="right">1246</td> <td align="right">4897</td> <td align="right">40</td> <td align="right">59</td> <td align="right">3.9</td> <td align="right">62.0</td> <td align="right">27</td> </tr> <tr data-row="4" class=""> <td align="right">5</td> <td align="left">Ed Podolak</td> <td align="right">1970</td> <td align="right">1977</td> <td align="right">100</td> <td align="left">RB</td> <td align="right">63</td> <td align="right">1157</td> <td align="right">4451</td> <td align="right">34</td> <td align="right">65</td> <td align="right">3.8</td> <td align="right">44.5</td> <td align="right">39</td></tr></tbody></table>


But hey, the dude does need some intense anger management classes, that's for sure...

Seriously though, we should bring Larry Johnson in to show West and Ware the ropes

He's actually pretty entertaining when he's not focused on rooting against the Chiefs.

Maybe he was onto something. That Knile Davis fumble wouldn't have happened...

You seem nice to me on here.

RIP TL

Not sure if this guy is serious, or trolling. Either way, anyone who says to bring back Larry Johnson gets no respect from me. He became a dud the moment the offensive line was down to one Pro Bowl blocker in Brian Waters.

Pretty sure he's dead serious

Why was Thig banned?

Oh I know. Both Hootie and Clay are... As well as Thig.