I won't be able to sleep tonight

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I ****ing hate tarantulas.

WATCH THE HAIRY TARANTULA OF DEATH YOU PUSSIES

aint no body got time fo that

Even when the tarantula of death isn't moving it's still ****ing scary.

The Mrs does NOT find it amusing, go figure :shrug:

Honey Badger.

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That is nasty. But the centipede one is the worst.

Worse than 1/2 of a rat trying to swim to the surface?!?

Those are some truly amazing pics, everyone knows killer whales are capable of those kinds of acrobatics from Seaworld, but i've never seen them actually doing it in the wild, that thing gets incredible air.

Yeah, those centipedes are teh creep, they arent afraid of the animals teeth at all, some of them just bit right into the face... imagine one of them big enough to take a man, yikes!

As for rats, kill them any way you can because they are truly nasty animals, i used to work in a pet store and they will literally eat each other alive, almost puked the first time i witnessed it, the one being eaten alive didnt look like it was in any real pain, but two others were contentedly munching away on its ass.

from Zack Snyder's 300

I know better than to watch a clip on CP without scrolling down to see the reactions first! I didn't make it to that part.

my response to the video after watching it I said "Shit Happens"

Sometimes you are the snapping turtle, sometimes you are half a rat.

yea pretty amazing. think about how fast it must of been swimming and how deep it was to get that high in the air.

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I like when zebras get bitten in half and run off on two feet.

It's crazy how animals don't give a shit about death. They kill each other for fun sometimes.. NO ****S GIVEN.

It's scary but you gotta respect it.

Also, killer whales are ****ing boss.

I was doing some reading on them a few months ago and apparently they've had "funeral processions" witnessed in the wild. You'd have to read up on it yourself to get a better explanation but the text said it was obvious that the whales were in mourning.

Plus there's never been a recorded human killing by a killer whale in the wild. Those ****ers are smart.

EDIT: And it's crazy that they can get that kind of air. Those things are like 30 feet long and fat as shit.

Funeral processions sounds weird at first, but when i think of it, i'd put killer whale intelligence right there with elephants, which are known to mourn their dead... big air breathers with big brains.

And yep, those pics make the breaching great white sharks of south africa look like rank amateurs.

The only thing I know after seeing that video is that all bronco fans should hang their twig and berries in a tank full of hungry snapping turtles.

Should probably use the baby turtles though.

when I was a kid, lo these many years ago, I found one, in our feed pen.

he was like 3 inches long so I took him home and tried to keep him

dug night crawlers for food


one day caught a garter snake tried to feed him that,
even match the snake couldn't get away and the snapper could not kill him, bit the **** out of his tail

2 a days started so I tuerned hinm loose in the pond which was full of frogs
checked for him for a few years,,
never saw him
hell the pond is even gone
hope he made it
I need to scan the pics of the cute little killing machine

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The ****?

KITTEN VS TURTLE~WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!!

LMAO cats are hilarious, never did understand all the cat hate.

I've had a reeeal shithead or two, but on the main they're great pets... my moms cat, Spike, is awesome, one of the most vocal cats i've ever seen, at times it really seems like he's trying to mimic human speech, he literally talks... varying cadence, pitch, volume all in the same sentence.

Lost one of his front legs as a kitten by sleeping in the engine of Grandpa's tractor, he started it up one morning and it somehow ripped it off, never did figure out if it was a belt or what, Grandpa saw him fly out of there... but that little bitty sucker survived for 24 hours! before Grandma found him all mangled up, i'll never understand how that was possible.

Truth

F you, turtle.

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