I wana see a foot race between Dunn, Konerko, Butler

Kyle Davies looks good so far.

Think Shaq can suck his own Big Aristotle?

He's 37 he wasn't gona break it up.

Hawk Harrleson can go fist himself.

I am frightened

The whole fist please

Tejada is talking to Elvis....Elvis told him to hit one up the middle....

One run is all Kyle Davies will need.

I love vodka, Vicodin, and Klonopin

Sale needs to eat a sammich. He needs to hang out with Dunn for a week or so.

Esky just gives away AB's

Free out!

And Getz gives away the second out...

Nice AB Alice....

Chit

If the Sox are trading away players, how bout trading us Sale for Hochevar. :D

Yep

Here's a little sumptin about Thomas Edison:
1887 - Edison conducts demonstration in West Orange, New Jersey, in which he kills large numbers of cats and dogs by luring the animals onto a metal plate wired to a 1,000 volt AC generator. The press describes these proceedings in detail.
Thomas Edison, along with one of his researchers, Harold Brown, were pretty much responsible for the use of the electric chair in prisons. In fact, Harold Brown was the inventor of the electric chair. Thomas Edison's initial purpose for his experiments was to tarnish and curtail the use of AC power as dangerous...as opposed to his DC power.

You think Ned will be selling shoes at Payless or Lady Kenmores next year?

I peg Yost as a bourbon man.

Ever convicted of a felony?
No, never convicted.

Quite the pitchers duel going on here. Sadly though Sale can keep it up, Davis I doubt can.

just your normal 5-6-3

Oh hell...

That's amazing.

Un****ing believable

Esky is badass.

Nicki needs to ditch that blue dress, get something lower cut, and do something with her hair.

A counterculture icon, Hunter S. Thompson was an American journalist best known for writing 1971's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and creating "Gonzo journalism."

I sent in a Sonic Slam entry this week. I hope I get picked sometime....

Hos!

Hosmer "Charlie Browns" Sale....

LMAO @White Sox getting shut out by Wade Davies.

Thompson got his first exposure to journalism as a sports reporter for an Air Force newspaper at Eglin Air Force Base in Florida. After being honorably discharged in 1958, Thompson pursued journalism as a career and landed a series of jobs at a variety of small-town newspapers, as well as a short stint as a copy boy at Time magazine.

Hosmer stops at second....why???

Damn Hos should be at 3rd. ****!!

Damn.

Country Breakfast must be waking up from his long hibernation....

2 on nobody out. Place your bets

Pick up your ****ing coach. ****.

Fat Billy, back end of a double steal.

Put me down of 1 run scored.

I was at Spring Training and met Yost. After I got a picture with the douche, he said "can't wait to get into that Evan Williams Honey Whiskey tonight."

No joke.

Should be 1-0.

well that would have scored hosmer

Hey!

That's some good shit!

Too bad Salvy couldn't get that out....

Cain, pick up Hos's dumb ass.

Praise Vicodin

I thought Ned was real religious?

He is? I thought that was DM.

PBJ

Game over.

And now it doesn't matter. Beautiful.

LoCain!

Kyle Davies got his one run. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Fueled by alcohol and drugs, Thompson was always on the lookout for a story and was especially interested in anything that would skewer what he saw as America's hypocrisy. Thompson chronicled the cultural shift occurring in America during the late 1960s and 1970s. He was not only a cultural observer, but also a participant in that he was often the central part of his stories.

Damn Lough....

I mean this in the most respectful way possible..........SHUT THE **** UP!!!! you'll jinx it

No worries. Tejeda is up

Me and THE Douche.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/g...5/DSCN0391.jpg

and there goes my satellite with the storms

In his first book, Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga, published in 1967, Thompson, in typical gonzo journalism style, chronicled his time infiltrating the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang. "I was no longer sure whether I was doing research on the Hell's Angels or being slowly absorbed by them," he wrote about the experience.

You look much better without a shirt on, handsome.

Dude! You are hot. No homo........

Ned, shouldn't you be paying attention to the game?

In 1971, what began as an assignment for Sports Illustrated turned into Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, a best-selling book based on Thompson's drug-fueled journey through Las Vegas. "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold," reads the first line of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

FYP :D

Nudezz sent.

I'm sorry I'm late tonight gents. Had to hang with the old wife tonight. Hopefully I can catch the end of this before dinner plans.

Kyle has this. Game over.

ROFL

lol. Someone had to do it.

And quit ****ing playing Getz, Ned, you stupid sonofabitch.

I figured if the douche put it on a tee, I would go ahead and hit it

Reported

ROFL

Generous strike zone. Ump must have a hooker on call.

Gonna need this game. Phillies is laying a massive turd in Detroit, being shut out. Cleveland is winning 1-0 against Texas.

Thompson married Sandy Conklin in 1963 and they had one son, Juan, the following year. Although their longtime marriage ended in divorce in 1980, they remained friends until Thompson's death in 2005.

In 2003, Thompson married his longtime assistant, Anita Beymunk.

ChiSox offense more inept than ours.

Rios is such a shitty player. ****. Do. Not. Acquire. Him. Dayton.

Rios teh suk