LMAO

Just in case this needs clarification (which it shouldn't):

I do not have a blue waffle.
There are no balls in roller derby.

My wheels are blue though. :D

It's fine, I already googled it.

Pretty gross.

Where I come from we call that the Danish Nacho Pickle. Only grape Gatorade can bring you back from it.

Who signs up for porn? Lmao

Pics or it isn't true

Still near Joplin? You should go check out a Mo-Kan Roller Girlz bout sometime.

Okay. Done plugging derby. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.

It's more stupid than pervy

I'm sure I can find one chick in roller derby that at least once in her life was a man.

winning!

I'm in Pitt, where's that at?

Lots of people...

The internet is for porn. Look it up.

lol

and i can find a piece of litter in the parking lot

do NOT google "Blue Waffle" at work...

If you register you can make a Favorites list to stash your favorite porn for later.

I mean.....that's what i've heard.

Bullshit. If you sign up you get to keep your playlists.

This is the greatest day on Chiefsplanet....EVAH.

shouldnt you be discovering new things instead of sticking with the same ol same ol?

Just trying to figure out the advantage of signing up. Is it so you can discuss how nicely Gia Michaels handled that dp scene?

I think they play in Joplin. They have a bunch of girls from that area on their team. I'm not sure where Pitt is at exactly. Would you be closer to Wichita. The ICT Roller Girls are a pretty good team to watch, too.

oh lawdy!

39 years and 2 wives I know what works. No need in changing it now.

holy jesus


LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Pitt is 30 minutes from Joplin to the N

I think you're confusing lesbian and transgender.

I used to get offended that everyone gave me shit for playing a "lesbian sport", until I remembered that you all think that any chick that plays a sport is a lesbian. :D

There's two things that I infer from your post. One you did it and two you did not feel it was safe for work.

Not Brandy Chastain.

I go away for 2 hours and you guys get in trouble. This is why we cant have nice things.

Oh yeah? Well WE go away for 2 hours and YOU get a tattoo. This is why we can't have nice things.

nah

Tennis...ice skating ... gymnastics...

theres some pretty hot hetero babes in those 3 sports

also track

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...duc1o1_400.gif

Multiple :popcorn:

Why can I never have an xtube account?

How else would you critique the guy's technique?

Goddamn it, I go to lunch and have a small task to take care of and when I get back to CP the thread is deleted.

Y U GUISE NO TAEK IT EASYER ON HIM UNTIL I GOT BACK?

I give it two thumbs up....the ass.

to become one of those guys who gets so turned on by a scene you post a pic of your dick with your AIM account # or skype # so all the 'hot chicks' watching the scene will call u instead of jerking off

obviously

Buy you books and buy you books. What do you do? Tear out the pages. This ruins my day.

well hi there!:

http://hottennisplayers.org/wp-content/uploads/1ak4.jpg

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/yg2u_De8j5o" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I am all for humiliating Maverick, but exposing his personal life is a bit too far.

POST

Maverick=billay???

Please leave now. If google exposes you, then take it up with the CEO of Google. GTFO.

.

The dude actually said "google my name" and challenged people to out him. He said he was ex military and could make one call to take the whole thing down.

And by take the whole thing down, apparently he meant his porn accounts.

I don't know her name but from her on it I'm calling her Nipples.

you mean copy/pasting the information he chose to make publicly available on the internet?


as maverick91579 would say, "i dont tbag until bagged"

I'd say this is a pretty historic day at Chiefsplanet

ROFL

Same thang me granpappy used to say.

? HE put that on there.

:spock:

Anna Kournikova?

I think you're using that word wrong.

:D

Yes, but Diddy's got it right. Nipples it is!

Maverick just walked the path of American Hero.

Who has a porn account when there is so much free stuff out there?

I haven’t laughed this hard since Denise threatened to sue KCGannonStalker.

You make it sound like I need to know a pretty girls name. I don't.

Nope, Nipples works for me.

Omg

LMAO

Super douche.

He takes his bagging seriously, guys.

meh, we never even got to send his pron account to his sister krystal oldham

Not really. It wasn't even difficult sleuthing. Dude uses the same user name for everything.

Been a while since we had one of these.

hell this isn't even the really good thread.

the last great one was guy who was hassling us about some legal issue, pretending to be lawyer or something and then we found all his social sites where he was pirating the **** out of things...and reported him to every fbi/copyright infringement site i could find...

Dammit, looks like I missed a doozy.

Cliff notes?

isaac oldham, aka maverick91579, claims to 'know a bit about computers' and can 'make one phone call to the military' and have 'any nonsense taken care of'...


30 secs later i post his porn account on xtube and he disappears to furiously scrub his numerous web profiles...

also, he posts videos of himself teabagging guys in halo or something

and his wife doesn't know about his monthly credit charge from xtube.com.....i'm guessing..oh yeah and "he loves anal pron"

also this:

http://i.imgur.com/JoF9BFb.jpg

It's the plastic trees in the background that really make the pic.

I think its how the girl has that sexy tilted head look like "yah, I am gonna get some PENIS tonight"

This is blocked at my work. Can someone click on it? It looks like his plenty of fish profile.

http://br.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=28128091

ROFL

1 Niners troll down.

Dude! She was an ESPN icon for over a decade. Adolescent boys still plaster her posters on their walls.

it's closed


he's scrubbing everything


or, i mean, he just made a phone call

ok, "pawnmower studios" is a nice touch

It's beautiful.

I tried to warn the guy. But he wouldn't listen.

:thumb:

To “the military” so you know it’s legit.

I'm not an adolescent boy.

Nipples is suitable for my purposes. Fap, fap, fap

Jesus... I'm at work and scared to click on any links.... was there videos of him and his wife or something???