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ping2000 10-09-2013 07:04 AM

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch."

Dayze 10-09-2013 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10065153)
A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

you should've say "oh. my bad. how about 'HEY MOTHER****ER PUT SOME ****ING LETTUC AND TOMATOES ON MY ****ING SANDWICH". there...is that better"?

Canofbier 10-09-2013 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10066312)
you should've say "oh. my bad. how about 'HEY MOTHER****ER PUT SOME ****ING LETTUC AND TOMATOES ON MY ****ING SANDWICH". there...is that better"?

Solid idea, but this was in St. Louis. I'd have probably died.

rabblerouser 10-09-2013 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10066378)
Solid idea, but this was in St. Louis. I'd have probably died.

yeah, I probably wouldn't even have eaten there.

I'm just being honest.

Baby Lee 10-09-2013 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10066312)
you should've say "oh. my bad. how about 'FIX MY ****ING SANDWICH, BOY". there...is that better"?

FYP

Cephalic Trauma 10-09-2013 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10066220)
Wanna know something REALLY WHITE?!?!

Still Married

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ROFL

No shit? How did you find that?

Pepe Silvia 10-09-2013 02:43 PM

That pic of Prince/King William. ROFL


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