Sorter was/is just that strong.

I think Flops was my only hope.....

I guess thats better than a Jets fan taking the crown.

Chiefs Kingdom knows no boundaries.

Understood. A worthier candidate there is not........

I wasn't trying to imply that he wasn't, he was worthy of the title. But Inmem came in 2nd to him...wtf.

You guys do know that if Aussie wins, he'll have a ****ing signature panel about it and he definitely would keep it up well over a ****ing year. Even rocking it when the 2014 n00b is crowed. Just putrid.

Yeahhhhh.

Concur.

Wisconsin, huh?

I decapitated a badger with my car once on the interstate going 80 at 2 a.m. That was pretty cool.

I came in 3rd. I like to think that I would have come in 2nd if I'd started posting earlier, but I dunno. Either way, I guess it's working out now. heh

Wasn't planning on it.....







But now that you mention it....LMAO

That is partly because of me. Nothing against Sorter at all, I just wanted to see some competition against the Flopnuts election machine. At the time Inmem was the only one who showed any interests of putting up a fight so I became his campaign manager...... Until he lit the campaign on fire with AIDS and made me feel like a complete moron.

The campaign that represents AussieChiefsFan would like to point out that we believe ANYONE who has the right to vote in this fine forum is a good hearted, red blooded, honest, American. Regardless of who you cast your vote for!

No bribes?

I have literally hundreds of mults.

I would say your Royal fans are an untapped voting block that could get you back in the game Mr. Campaign Manager.

Alright, I've found some ****ing dirt on this guy.

Report from Faux News says that Aussie is.....wait for it........keep waiting..............
























































are you ready?































































An OBAMA supporter. Holy ****ing shit.





VOTE theelusiveeightrop

Poor little guy. I have hit a couple deer, hit a sand HIll Crane doing about 75. That was interesting. Nothing but legs and feathers.

None made public yet

Back off! I'm working on it.

Also I think it's fair to point out that mod favors WILL indeed be handed out to voters of AussieChiefsFan. They will be disclosed later. In the meantime, make sure you send a PM to the mod of the people after you've casted your vote for AussieChiefsFan to make sure you're on the list! Verification will be performed.

Check reps. :D

Lets dont go down the politics road. This is fun and hijinks. Politics will kill any fun we could possibly wring out of this thread.

For voting reward for theelusiveeightrop, contact lewdog post vote with a Private Message

Man, I'm doing some wicked formatting up in dis bitch!

:LOL:

Sounds kinky.


NTTIAWWT

If that's your desire, we'll get it worked out. Red and Feisty style! ;)

We've got mods like Flop trying to rig this bitch and their bribing shouldn't even be allowed since they have access to things us regulars don't.

And I'm getting in trouble for bringing truth to this thread. Bitch Please!

LMAO

A vote for Eightrop is a vote for 'Murica. A vote for Aussie is a vote for AMERICA!

The Academy is biased because the Academy is an Obama supporter as well.

Would you bastards cheer for a ****ing Aussie in the olympics. No? Then what the **** are you doing?

First our jobs, now our ****ing n00b of the year. The patriotic fibers of this country are unraveling!

Serious question. Aussie is on here all the time, all different hours. Does the dude even work? Or is he collecting food stamps or US food drops for his meals?

Stand strong brother...

I'm glad to have you aboard. This absurdity has got to stop. The Midwest is supposed to be the heartland of America. And these assholes aren't even voting for one of their own!!!

Aussies keep different hours.

Just keep in mind that when I'm on early in the day, its likely a Saturday, or on Mobile. It's also a key reason many don't know me very well, because I'm usually on by the time everyone is already offline. My post distribution is also a bit odd, many of my posts come on GameDay, or on certain days which I have more time. Not too consistent.

Like CP 24/7 hours.

So you still don't have a job and you get food stamps.

NOT SHOCKED!

Well guys, no more fapping to Nicole Kidman because she is an Aussie and not an American. That would just be un-patriotic.

Lewdog's America in action.

Is your guy funny?


What does Dane think of his football BB prowess?

I don't like your guys name.

Also I like Australia cause they gave us ac/dc and that's the first band I ever gave a **** about. So that's kind of a big deal.

Alright, that was funny.

It's a travesty!

Gettin an American website in Australia must be expensive.

Your choice not to be American.

I'll just take that you don't like pussy.


Noted.

I doubt the validity of voting on that alone but then again I got married because of the best hummer I ever got.

So there's that...

Aussie is a dedicated Chiefs fan. Here on game day supporting our crew. Our opponent is too busy with racist stereotypes to know the real issues facing the Chiefs Kingdom.

At 4am on a Monday morning.

Pretty ****ing easy when you don't work!

Just cause I don't call your mom back doesn't give you the right to get nasty.

Tell her I've moved on and she should get a hobby.

My mom's dead, so thanks.

there are no rules on bribes. Never have been. I suggested you get your own big dog.

He lingered around the gambling challenge thread like a hobo.

Was it worth it?

Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.

Bribes from me or bribes from a mod. Seems fair.

What a ****ing waste of my time.

I found this gem:

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictur..._gentleman.jpg

Do you really want to vote for a buffoon like this?

Her and my dad are probably doin it then.

Got Bottom paged.

Will disperse Casino cash out until I am out if you vote for theelusiveeightrop.

So Aussie hasn't outed my stance that he doesn't work.

All votes for Aussie are continuing the handouts that don't produce worthwhile citizens. Shame on CP for providing such handouts.

I won't bring him down but I think one should definitely prove some evidence in this thread.

Throw me some quality posts...

I've got $2 million in casino cash to hand out in bribes.

I've got $58 million.

What the hell do we care about hand outs in Australia?

The world has to change with us. We must stop worldwide handouts!

Follow along n00b!

I've got a printing press. And admin privs. Try something new you ****ing posers.

We can't even stop handouts in our own country, nOOb.

Aussie said Sydney>>>KC in pretty much every aspect of life. Because of this, he has never been.

And you are voting to expand our shit procedures to other countries with a vote for handout grabbing Aussie. How can you not see the parallels here!?

So you want to know about theelusiveeightrop? He is one bad mother****er, I'm not even sure my brain can put together a couple sentences before ****ing exploding, that's how explosive of a poster he is. He is absolutely everything you'd want in a n00b of the year. I once saw him rip a mans dick off using a lobster claw and a pair of goddamned tongs. Everything he says is like hes ear ****ing you with his dick fingers that feel like dynamite. I won't sit here and and say, "Vote for theelusiveeightrop, He's the biggest American Patriot in this contest "*Cough, cough Aussie* I don't need to go in to how big of a true American this fine man is. But who are you going to vote for, some foriegner? That is not very American at all. Plenty of times this country has voted for the wrong person and I say that stops today.

Calling a long time member a n00b with a following insult pretty much demands a handle change.

That's just wrong.

In real life that'd be a cock-punch and a taxi cab ride home...

If I win, I will ensure Alex Smith is no longer the starting quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs next year.

Mr Flopnuts supports a man who wants to take posting jobs from Americans. How can you support that?

Mine is not committed to anyone.

Prison bitch joined in 2012 and was nominated by myself last year.

That makes me want to rheps you - not plug him...

Same with Aussie. Figures that a native of a former prison colony would cheat the ****ing system.

Just remember who originally nominated you:hmmm:

Aussie is a Royals fan as well. I support his campaign for the same reason I supported yours. He's the best N00b for the job. You should umderstand this grass roots campaign better than most. I'm shamed you've been bribed by the crown.

Excellent post. Because you are a former King of the Noobs and LewDog is bringing the passion. And maybe make the race a little closer. I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.