I think most people blame a 3-game losing streak on you. You will never start a thread on this site again.

you don't need to be in shape to slap a bronckey. You just need tenacity.

I bought my wife a bracelet. She bought me some clothes.

I lose

Oh really well it not my fault that john elway sucking satan balls to win.

Also I'm losing weight because with cerebral palsy it harder to do things easily when your fat even thou I'm in better shape then most people.

I bought myself a big green egg at the beginning of December, so Christmas came early for me.

wait, did i read right that phobia wants to screw dorks? surely that's not right. i mean, you don't poke the bull, but i think i read that right. YIKES!!


merry christmas (don't be a dork)!!!!

ROFL

Nice. I usually get a dozen white ones at a time, but whatever.

A month ago during the gift giving season I received $$, a massage, and purchased myself a tablet.

Home made cinnamon rolls, Breakfast hot dish casserole and a fire in the fireplace. Life is good.

New iPod, World War Z, a super, nice, warm flannel from Duluth Trading Co, Starbucks gift card, Marvel comics drinking glasses, retro Brewers shirt, a brand new electronic razor, and a bad ass Derrick Johnson jersey.

Nothing.

I bought my son a new laptop.

You could buy a winning season with all that. :D

Not this year... ROFL

I like that blade:thumb:

My wife gave me: Chiefs black T-shirt.... red Chiefs Alex Smith jersey... red helmet logo Chiefs throw blanket.

Chiefs Christmas Items this year: 3
49ers Christmas Items this year: 0

LMAO .... :p

CP spelling. ;)

Cain pole and a new pair of muck boots.

Is that sugar Cain?

Thermapen instant read thermometer. Best one out there.

about $175 in Harley Gift Cards.
a kick ass slow cooker.
Tickets to see Amy Schumer in April
some DVDs

and the wife splurged and got me a 189 piece Craftsman tool set, that came in a cool carrier that had actual steel drawers in it. the carrier is some type of heave duty plastic. I have another tiny one that I got from my brother as a house warming gift 11 years ago and it's still doing just fine.

Every year, my wife asks me what I want for Christmas - and my reply is, "nothing babe, I can't think of anything I don't already have."

And sure enough, every Christmas morning when I'm grilling pork and beef tenderloin, I realize I want/need one of these.

LMAO

give it to me its mine

I got some happy (and generally healthy) kids. That's what I wanted for Christmas.

Banana for scale? Men from Chiefsplanet compare their knives to their dick size, not bananas.

Every year my wife asks me the same question...I tell her I have all I need in you and the kids.

But every year she still gets me stuff...and it's always good.

2 nice rugby shirts
a pair of pajama bottoms
Mickey Mouse coffee cup and warmer for my desk
Some nice Quality Headphones with the Disney logo etched on them
Chuck Norris DVD set
Big Bang Theory Season 6

Got her what she asked for....a Pandora bracelet with the charms she wanted and a set of Paula Deen cookware. (The big set)

Oh and a few gift certificates to her favorite places to shop. I never buy her clothes....made that mistake once, and never again.

My wife fell and broke her wrist and bruised her coccyx about 10 days before Christmas....so I am did all the Christmas wrapping and the cooking.

Nice! I love mine, can't believe I waited to buy one as long as I did. :thumb:

my dick wouldn't have fit in the picture

Well go tell her right now and maybe you'll get one for your birthday.

Perfect timing to because we're doing prime rib today.

This is kinda like a banana and my present to me.

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Was looking at them a couple years ago and decided not to spring for one and went the cheap route. It sucks and I don't trust it.

Sounds like you have several issues besides size.....

I'll bet you can see all the way to heaven with that thing.

I see the heavens every night :)

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Is that some kind of high-tech fleshlight?

Nice!

Now that's the Chiefsplanet way.

Santa was pretty freakin nice to you this year.

I'll see your knife and raise you, capone.

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ROFL Nice.

We haven't opened up todays' stuff, yet. That won't be done until the afternoon, when everyone gets together. I did get to open one gift last night, though, and it was a multi-item box.

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The loot collecting is off to a good start. :thumb:

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Best wife ever!

Sweet Daddy got a replica Geno Penii gift set

I took my wife to Tunica for a 4 day holiday getaway for our Christmas present. We lost, but the Jacuzzi suite was free, and so were all of the buffets, so really, we won. It was a great time for us, and a nice little vacation.

Who did you knock off?

Is that a Geno Smith?

LMAO

Yoder Smoker Durango. Maybe I'll get a name plate made that says "The Geno".

I got a 7 qt. sauteuse from the wife and a Canon Speedlite 430EX II from the parents.

I always keep a few thousand in the safe in case the SHTF and the plastic does not work.

I got a wife expecting our first little one in six months

All black Chiefs hoodie.
Charles jersey
A bunch of Legos sets
An awesome road bike from my brother. That was a surprise.

I gave you rep for this....but I think the way I worded it, it might not sound like it.

It definitely looks like a giant chocolate penii

Its the Takahashi Epsilon 180-ED fleshlight :):LOL:

I got a trip to Turks and Caicos this coming June.

all I want for Christmas is booty

Christmas present to myself. :D

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Bastard. I've been looking everywhere online for that hat. No such luck.

:p Sounds like a great haul for a 7th grader. :p

You mean, does it turn over easily?

Dang, that's a real piece of work, very nice.

It was almost exclusively a Chiefs Christmas for me... 2 stay-dry shirts, hoodie, stay cold mug, socks and sticker for the back window of my truck.

The only non-Chiefs thing i got was a Scheels gift card that i intend to use on a new fishing rig and some tackle.

Exactly what I said when I opened it all up. LMAO

I have a bunch of furniture made from elk and deer antlers. My dad makes this stuff and it's gorgeous. So far he's made me a coffee table, pool table light, chandelier and a small lamp. This year he outdid himself with this:

I got lots of cool female crap that most of you wouldn't care about along with COD Ghosts for the Wii u. But my daughter now has her first internet access on her new iPod touch so I also grew an ulcer.

Got a Raspberry Pi micro computer, a Nest thermostat, a new cordless drill and some books. Pretty good haul.

3 golf shirts and a pair of golf slacks. I estimate I accounted for 3.8% of our family's spend on the holiday this year. All that was missing was a 3-pack of dark socks

What are you going to do with the Raspberry Pi?

If anyone gets something they don't want, I'm taking donations.

Dave Lane got a high-tech fleshlight. By now it's probably only slightly used.

Honestly no idea yet, might turn it into a retro game emulator or an XBMC head unit. I doubt I'll do any serious hardware hacking any time soon.

1) Bluetooth workout headphones.
2) Mizzou shorts.
3) Slippers.
4) Hooters Wing "Kit."
5) Miner Wear (As in Missouri S&T stuff), so we all found out were he decided to go. LIKE!


But the best gift........Watching the nine-year-old son's eyes light up...

The remote control helicopters are fun. I bought one for my nephew last year and he loved it; pretty decent price range too.

I wasn't aware that they made Ghosts for the wii. I bet that'd be fun as hell.

To add to the loot...

NHL 14 for Xbox 360
Chiefs Beanie
Chiefs shirt
$70 gift cart to crutchfield
$30 in cash

Yeah, i didn't think $25 was outrageous, with a little practice you can really zip those little suckers around.