You are so fired.

:D

HOW ABOUT NOW

Ok, fine just send $49.99 and I'll get you on the super secret text messaging system.

Do you accept bitcoins

Casino Cash work?

You guys are driving a hard bargain.

Bitcoins?

Was told Chiefs have reached out to Byrd's agent. Was told it was just a touching base thing initially but not sure how much talks progressed.

Interesting that they did reach out to him. It could have just been testing the waters to see on prices. I didn't get a ton of clarification.

I doubt it happens though.

Anything on Schwartz?

My hunch is he's gone.

I have it on good authority that Byrd will never play again. I thought everybody knew Dennis Byrd was through.

Schwartz is very happy to cash out, and I don't blame him. He's almost been as excited about becoming a FA as he has been to get married if you follow him on the Twitterz.

It seems like we could really only afford one good safety. I can't see paying $15 million plus a year on the safety position. I like Byrd but I'd rather lock Berry up for a long time.

****.

Extending Berry will actually lower his compensation. He's not topping that rookie deal.

Based on all these reports, this place is going to be ****ing livid come this time tomorrow.

Because we're not going to sign anybody?

Or because we're going to sign somebody everybody hates to a big fat contract?

It would be a lot to pay for two safeties, but damn Byrd and berry would be pretty salty

I have a better chance of receiving fellatio from a virgin unicorn than Chiefsplanet has of being happy on the opening day of FA on any year.

I'll take it.

Everybody has to be good at something and this is a passing league...

Based on players leaving, and guys people want signing elsewhere with no activity from the Chiefs but maybe an Avant move.

I think there are a few guys who could help that won't break the bank, but they are going to sign quickly.

I was pretty happy with last year.

I'm with you.

I'd sign Byrd, a DL and then fill the remaining holes in the draft.

I'm guessing by what he just posted, it's NOT going to be Byrd.

Maybe Byrd is headed to Denver?

And Sproles


But I agree

So where's the big news?

There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety

Anything on Abdullah TBG?

Reading CP will look something like this tomorrow

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That's kind of what I figured.

Honestly, I'm not upset about it. I've posted it a couple of times today - teams like the Jags and Raiders are going to be (or already are, in some cases) throwing around RIDICULOUS money.

I know it sucks to be inactive during free agency but this is one of those years where it might be a good idea to just avoid the circus.

He big signings just never seem to work out. Look at last year. Phin's won fa. Shitty year.


Honestly, he best signings seem to be the 1 year variety prove it type deals.

I hope not. Bowe, AJ Jenkins, Avery, and Hemmingway (great on special teams) will all be on the opening roster.

Bowe and Charles are the primary receiving targets, while the rest are divided among the other receivers and TE. Avant would be, at best, a #4 receiving option.

The draft is extremely deep at WR. I would rather those last 2 spots on the depth chart go to younger guys who can develop.

This.

What's the Chiefs logic? This seems like 2007 part 1 of the rebuild letting all these guys go. Then next year theres aging guys like Hali & DJ.

If we can't re-sign Abdullah, the plan better be to sign someone better. TJ Ward or Byrd are the 2 guys that would best impact the effectiveness of this defense as a whole IMO...even though that would cause us to have to shuffle some pieces around.

They need to make moves at safety in FA if we are gonna have a shot at giving Denver a run for their money in the division.

Anything new Frank?

Well this was productive.

Credit to BossChief, as usual, for correctly discerning from Dorsey's press conference that he only wanted Abdullah back.

BossChief has been on all offseason so far. Maybe the Chiefs *will* consider moving Hudson to guard. LMAO

Seriously, nice work.

lol

I agree. Unless you're getting a guy like Justin Smith who will work his ass off regardless of whether or not he is getting top dollars, it's better to not drop all of that cash.

Redskins are a prime example.

Hit the nail on the head.

You are such a snarky little bitch Queen. Do you twirl your hair and PM CP gossiping about other CP members?

It's easy to read Dorsey because he isn't a bullshit liar like the last guy that was more interested in CIA tactics, his own image and controlling everything than building a quality football team.

I'd love to play poker with Dorsey...

Yup they are more interested in rebuilding the lines this year than competing against manning.

Sorry, got nothing.

I was out all day and developed a nasty infection in my tooth. Crippling shit that I didn't expect.

I was told they are going to let this first wave go and then get involved. I don't know if that means tomorrow or Friday, but they are bargain hunting on guys who got their ego knocked down a few pegs.

Tooth infection?

Need a root canal?

LMAO Why you mad?

this is what the Orioles did in baseball. Though they waited 6 months to actually do something.

Yep. It was a 2-day process. Went in 2 weeks ago for step one, was supposed to go in last Saturday after taking antibiotics and got sick.

Last night the infection started. When my dentist hit the infected spot, it was the grossest and most awful feeling ever.

You're a dentist, right?

Yeah.

Did you go to your general dentist or an endodontist?

Why did they give you antibiotics? Problem getting numb the first time?

Yep. I go to a general dentist. Good friend of mine.

The pressure was like nothing I've ever felt before. Got another week of antibiotics and trying to manage the pain and then I get step 2 of the RC done.

Yeah tooth infections are ****ing painful I'm sure you've seen pics of mine.

Sorry bad guy lol. I had that issues couple years ago. My entire right side of my face swelled. I had an infection. They had to cut open my gums to air it out and kill the anaerobic infection.

:eek:

Yeah, that can get pretty nasty real quick. I've torn into some that are pretty awful.

Be sure and gets. Crown on that tooth ASAP after the RCT. That shit will break

Tooth pain is the worst.

I now have a notepad titled "TBG Scoops" that is now half full of dentistry minutiae.

What has CP done to me.

That's not minutiae, that's endodontic infections 101. Hardcore shit.

He's only a legion in his own mind.

This free agency period is shaping up to be a big fat letdown... that doesn't mean ALL IS FAIL since there is a LONG way between here and the end of free agent signings.

But it DOES mean don't expect too much this year, besides another playoff berth that is... oh! someone forgot that was the goal?

It wasn't, go back to the dance and don't cave in like a mountain under attack again... if the defense doesn't crap its pants who KNOWS how far we go.

It would be one thing if all of our competition were going the Raider route. What they've done so far is hilarious.

Unfortunately, the Broncos seem to have their shit together. Ware doesn't worry me nearly as much as Talib and Ward. Those 2 signings by themselves make Denver the far and away winner of the first day of FA.

How bout Oher Frank?

How's your tooth?

Haven't heard his name, but I didn't hear Mays or Linkenshit either.

It's suspicious that Chris Clemons seems to be going the same route as the whole Sean smith thing did last year

Yes.

Hopefully, it's a good sign.

Speaking of teeth my post fell out of my root canal lol never got it capped...I'm ****ed lol

While I agree tooth pain is terrible, but back pain has to be the worst.

yep....time for some cold steel and sunshine. Okay back to lackluster Chiefs FA talk.

Bethea said the Chiefs were after him, but he wanted to go to San Fran.

Not necessarily

Yep. Good news. Means they know they need an upgrade. Also means they're not going to sign Kendrick Lewis most likely.

No?

I knew we wouldn't be active, but at least expected us to go after some FS

I imagine if there's no infection they'll clean it out, put a new post in, and off you go.

Get it capped this time, dude! :D

My health insurance ran out

Depends what happened. I assume you had a root canal done, and a buildup placed once the canal was obturated (filled). If the buildup just broke, or the gotta percha just came out there's a chance it's still restorable and or needs to be re done.

Q

how about a real scoop such as the offensive lineman that Mitch was alluding to?