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gblowfish 08-02-2014 11:11 AM
Looks like Eric Fisher is sharing his feelings on some other sites as well:
http://www.confessionpost.com/28379/...y-fat-coworker

Halfcan 08-02-2014 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10790042)
Looks like Eric Fisher is sharing his feelings on some other sites as well:
http://www.confessionpost.com/28379/...y-fat-coworker
:shake:

Halfcan 08-02-2014 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
:spock:

BucEyedPea 08-02-2014 11:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
You nail the wrong women. Some men like 'em passive too.

Pepe Silvia 08-02-2014 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10789758)
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where he has to get through all the traps before he finds the Knight and the Holy Grail?

Imagine speed dating like that, but there are three times as many traps. And when you finally get to the grail, you're ****ed anyway because some other guy made off with it and crossed the seal.

I did, however, find Illumination. As in, I am never doing that again.
ROFL

Katipan 08-02-2014 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
My psycho was so huge that if I didn't do a standing back tuck with a twist there was no getting on him.

No way would I risk laying beneath him.

ShortRoundChief 08-02-2014 12:22 PM
Fat chicks are low maintenance. Sometimes i don't feel like putting up with a hot girls bull so i plug an oinker. In and out in ten minutes and they understand when you don't call them back.

Rausch 08-02-2014 12:26 PM
I'd love to do an "Idiot on Broad" where me and Claythan traveled and I did my best to get him pecker-wet...

Saccopoo 08-02-2014 12:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
I'm pretty sure you are doing something wrong...

Saccopoo 08-02-2014 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 10790128)
Fat chicks are low maintenance. Sometimes i don't feel like putting up with a hot girls bull so i plug an oinker. In and out in ten minutes and they understand when you don't call them back.
This thread is full of tender.

Bowser 08-02-2014 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10790017)
Where did I say I lived by that credo? Nowhere. It's just a way to keep the wife from getting fat for those prone to that.
LMAO

Fair enough

Bowser 08-02-2014 12:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10790115)
My psycho was so huge that if I didn't do a standing back tuck with a twist there was no getting on him.

No way would I risk laying beneath him.
Meh /typical CP'er

Coochie liquor 08-02-2014 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Sucks to be you...

I have a foolproof way to combat that my friend.... Throw about 10 fire ants in the bed. She'll be up and moving in no time..... Unless you're a necrophiliac?? I don't judge!!

listopencil 08-02-2014 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..




Quote:
Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 10790051)
:spock:
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10790057)
You nail the wrong women.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10790183)
I'm pretty sure you are doing something wrong...
These. All of these.

BucEyedPea 08-02-2014 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 10790183)
I'm pretty sure you are doing something wrong...
Yeah, something like that is usually the man's fault.

vailpass 08-02-2014 06:39 PM
Mopeds.

ThaVirus 08-02-2014 06:41 PM
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?

vailpass 08-02-2014 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790770)
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Are they conscious? If so, do you know where the button is?

Pasta Little Brioni 08-02-2014 07:15 PM
That is a surprising revelation Virus

Coochie liquor 08-02-2014 07:34 PM
I've been married for over 20 years, and my wife still gets really into it. If she didn't I think something was wrong!!

BillSelfsTrophycase 08-02-2014 07:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Not all

When you get her warmed up...Holy Shit

listopencil 08-02-2014 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790770)
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Yes.

L.A. Chieffan 08-02-2014 08:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Uh I dunno about that dude...I knew some freaks

ThaVirus 08-02-2014 08:34 PM
Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.

Saccopoo 08-02-2014 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790770)
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Uh, kinda, yeah.

Saccopoo 08-02-2014 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790841)
Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
90%.

It's not them.

It's you.

gblowfish 08-02-2014 11:55 PM
"The only way I can make my wife scream in the bedroom is if I wipe my dick on the drapes." - Rodney Dangerfield

RunKC 08-03-2014 12:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 10789113)
Find a person who makes you happy.
This

KCrockaholic 08-03-2014 12:44 AM
Not sure what this thread is all about, but I feel like it should be conjoined with the "I'm drunk" thread.

TimBone 08-03-2014 06:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Women lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
Oh no. Not true, bud.

rico 08-03-2014 07:44 AM
A lot of funny shit in this thread.

SAUTO 08-03-2014 08:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790033)
Girls lay there like a dead fish. ALL OF THEM.

I'd say the average amount of calories burned by men during sex is at least three times that of women. Unless you're blowing your load in 2 minutes or something..
FYP, find a woman.
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MahiMike 08-03-2014 08:24 AM
It's ok to 'GUE' (Go Ugly Early) every once in a while. Just don't get caught in public with her. Which, obviously assumes you won't be marrying her.

MahiMike 08-03-2014 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10789627)
This has been a big dilemma for me in my neck of the woods. They are all fat.
uh yeah, the Ladies Man advises you to find a new town. And tell those ladies they should stop eating. Like forever!

BucEyedPea 08-03-2014 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790841)
Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.

Fire Me Boy! 08-03-2014 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10791324)
They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.

Date. Gymnasts. F. T. W.

Rain Man 08-03-2014 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10790770)
90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Try loosening the ropes a little.

Titty Meat 08-03-2014 11:00 AM
This guy really asked if it was a problem most of the women he bangs just lay there. Either your pipe game sucks or your handing out too much GHB.

gblowfish 08-03-2014 11:06 AM
Getting them to wiggle costs extra.

ThaVirus 08-03-2014 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10791324)
They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.

Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no.

The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom.

BucEyedPea 08-03-2014 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10791441)
Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no.

The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom.
Well good, that's always a start.

I am quite honestly, surprised by the older woman experience. All I ever heard from other men is that is how they learned a lot. Even in your one-nighters, are you typically attracted to passive women?

Try an older woman who is a prostitute and state what you're looking for up-front.

cmh6476 08-03-2014 11:43 AM
Do you eat fat chick hairpie with the herp?

Fish 08-03-2014 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 10791441)
Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no.

The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom.
Well then, Duh......

Try a mid-30s or 40s woman who knows WTF she's doing.

gblowfish 08-03-2014 03:31 PM
You should move to West Virginia, where you may find your consensual sex soul mate... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000022

BucEyedPea 08-03-2014 06:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 10790802)
I've been married for over 20 years, and my wife still gets really into it. If she didn't I think something was wrong!!
Is that her in your sig pic? If so, it explains her flip-flops. Never knew what you really meant by that. ;) :D

gblowfish 08-04-2014 10:26 AM
The hot-crazy matrix.
Watch.
Study.
Learn.
Memorize.
Make Life Better.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/hKWmFWRVLlU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fire Me Boy! 08-04-2014 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10793555)
The hot-crazy matrix.
Watch.
Study.
Learn.
Memorize.
Make Life Better.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/hKWmFWRVLlU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
This guy is an alderman in the Nashville area. He's getting some heat for this.

Halfcan 08-04-2014 10:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10790964)
"The only way I can make my wife scream in the bedroom is if I wipe my dick on the drapes." - Rodney Dangerfield
I loved Dangerfield-class act.

Halfcan 08-04-2014 11:00 AM
[QUOTE=ThaVirus;10790841] (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

:hmmm: TMI maybe?

MarkDavis'Haircut 12-27-2022 11:00 PM
She ain't a cool cat/if she is fat.

Titty Meat 12-27-2022 11:04 PM
I love a chick with a sumo belly

lawrenceRaider 12-28-2022 05:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16691933)
I love a chick with a sumo belly
Gross.

scho63 12-28-2022 08:47 AM
Fat chicks try harder

Eureka 12-28-2022 08:58 AM
Helping a fat chick feel like she hit the jackpot for the night is a good feeling. Don't knock it until you try it.

https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qi...b37345a78.webp

Pepe Silvia 12-28-2022 09:02 AM
She would be hot if she shed that weight.

493rd 12-28-2022 09:04 AM
I fingered a fat chicks ass before…

Abba-Dabba 12-28-2022 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia (Post 16692075)
She would be hot if she shed that weight.
No she wouldn't.

She would look like a weathered peach colored trash bag.

Kman34 12-28-2022 09:38 AM
To each his own but I like women who don’t out weigh me…

Eureka 12-28-2022 09:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10790042)
Looks like Eric Fisher is sharing his feelings on some other sites as well:
http://www.confessionpost.com/28379/...y-fat-coworker
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 16692127)
To each his own but I like women who don’t out weigh me…
Yeah, well so did the guy in the link above but then he tried a fat chick.

Somewhere out there your fat chick is patiently waiting for you.

MarkDavis'Haircut 12-28-2022 10:08 AM
There is no chubby if she is a tubby.

TripleThreat 12-28-2022 12:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10789105)
My good friend married a fat girl and then she proceeded to lose a bunch of weight. She's now kinda hot and he's still fat as hell.
She's probably cheating on him.

Reroka 12-28-2022 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10789039)
How is this looked upon by other men these days? Is it approved? What about marrying a fat chick? Asking for a friend.
More cushion for the pushing.

Reroka 12-28-2022 12:32 PM
Never been with a fat woman, My wife is 4 foot 9 and about 110 pounds soaking wet.

TripleThreat 12-28-2022 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pepe Silvia (Post 16692075)
She would be hot if she shed that weight.
No way - The weight would be fun with those big bags.

CoMoChief 12-28-2022 12:36 PM
no thx

scho63 12-28-2022 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reroka (Post 16692441)
Never been with a fat woman, My wife is 4 foot 9 and about 110 pounds soaking wet.
Pics? :hmmm:

Holladay 12-28-2022 02:43 PM
flat head and no teeth?

Pablo 12-28-2022 02:44 PM
Dating fat chicks
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reroka (Post 16692441)
Never been with a fat woman, My wife is 4 foot 9 and about 110 pounds soaking wet.


That's midget territory right?

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...4613947c2c.jpg

Titty Meat 12-28-2022 03:05 PM
I wanna hook up with a fatty that will babybird me Pablo's nut

Eureka 12-28-2022 03:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16692796)
I wanna hook up with a fatty that will babybird me Pablo's nut
Pablo you gonna make that happen?

BWillie 12-28-2022 03:39 PM
Fat chicks give the best head...cuz they hungry!

Pablo 12-28-2022 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16692796)
I wanna hook up with a fatty that will babybird me Pablo's nut
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 16692835)
Pablo you gonna make that happen?
I think I'm too deep in this married life to make this sorta dream a reality bill.

My wife is pregnant so that's kinda fat, so I'll ask her if she's down for a threeway and some seed swapping

Skyy God 12-28-2022 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reroka (Post 16692441)
Never been with a fat woman, My wife is 4 foot 9 and about 110 pounds soaking wet.
That’s not exactly tiny for 4’9”.

Titty Meat 12-28-2022 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16692984)
That’s not exactly tiny for 4’9”.
That's more China size than Belize if you catch my drift

George Liquor 12-28-2022 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16692984)
That’s not exactly tiny for 4’9”.
She probably exists tho

cabletech94 12-28-2022 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 16693036)
She probably exists tho
lol

Pasta Little Brioni 12-28-2022 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16692984)
That’s not exactly tiny for 4’9”.
At least he didn't make up taking an imaginary chick to a 3rd world country

Gravedigger 12-28-2022 06:35 PM
Bunch of dad bod internet trolls judging other people's bodies. Chiefsplanet doesn't disappoint.

Titty Meat 12-28-2022 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gravedigger (Post 16693258)
Bunch of dad bod internet trolls judging other people's bodies. Chiefsplanet doesn't disappoint.
Wanna compare body comps tough guy?

philfree 12-28-2022 06:51 PM
Roll'em in dough and find the wet spot!?


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