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Rasputin 08-30-2014 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10863640)
A few things we should know about you?

I don't care what you're real name is.
I don't care how long you've been a Chiefs fan.
I don't care where you went to school.
I don't care where you live.

I just don't ****ing care about any of it.

Now, go the **** away dumbass.


fyp
Milkman has lost his burst. :shake:

Coochie liquor 08-30-2014 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10863613)
Already better than inmen
This

RNR 08-30-2014 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 10863457)
After the playoff loss to the Broncos in 1998, I tore off my Chiefs shirt, threw it on the ground, and stomped on it. I tearfully swore that I'd never root for the Chiefs again.
This is very strange to me. I will say I have read about posters burning their gear here also so hey you might fit in~

carcosa 08-30-2014 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 10863654)
This is very strange to me. I will say I have read about posters burning their gear here also so hey you might fit in~
To be fair, I was 8 years old at the time.

milkman 08-30-2014 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10863651)
fyp
Milkman has lost his burst. :shake:
He hasn't earned that yet.

He's just some random ****head telling his life story that we don't care about.

carcosa 08-30-2014 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10863640)
A few things we should know about you?

I don't care what your real name is.
I don't care how long you've been a Chiefs fan.
I don't care where you went to school.
I don't care where you live.

I just don't ****ing care about any of it.

Now, go the **** away.
Daaaaaaaaamn

RNR 08-30-2014 04:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 10863658)
To be fair, I was 8 years old at the time.
Ok I was that age once also and would have found it just as strange~

carcosa 08-30-2014 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 10863663)
Ok I was that age once also and would have found it just as strange~
Oh, word?

carcosa 08-30-2014 04:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10863659)
He hasn't earned that yet.

He's just some random ****head telling his life story that we don't care about.
My life story would be at least twice as long.

RNR 08-30-2014 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 10863664)
Oh, word?
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean~

RNR 08-30-2014 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10863659)
He hasn't earned that yet.

He's just some random ****head telling his life story that we don't care about.
LMAO

carcosa 08-30-2014 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider (Post 10863667)
I have no idea what this is supposed to mean~
Sorry, it's youth-ese for "oh, really?"

TimBone 08-30-2014 05:07 PM
Man, I'm so glad I never made a look at me thread when I showed up here.

teedubya 08-30-2014 05:13 PM
Carcosa sure was a creeptastically dilapidated lair in True Detective...

HolyHat 09-01-2014 10:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben N 58men (Post 10863461)
I hope you get AIDS from Michael Sam

Sames

Simply Red 09-01-2014 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by carcosa (Post 10863457)
Hey, everybody! I tried to find a thread for noobs to introduce themselves, but to no avail. So I decided to make one, just for me! Sorry!

My name is Doug but you can call me carcosa because I created this account when True Detective was still on. If I were joining the site today, I'd probably be called The Guilty Remnant or some shit.

Anyway, I signed up for an account a few months ago after being an occasional lurker for quite a while. I made several unremarkable posts before getting super busy with real life stuff over the summer. Now that the Chiefs season is almost upon us, I've decided to rededicate myself to making many, many more unremarkable posts, starting today!

A few things you should know about me:
  • I've been a Chiefs fan since before I can remember. In fact, one of my earliest memories is of 6-year-old me crying and cursing a certain kicker's name. I was hoping he'd be in Hell by now but according to Wikipedia he's an investment manager with Texas Farm Bureau in Waco, Texas. Close enough, I guess.
  • After the playoff loss to the Broncos in 1998, I tore off my Chiefs shirt, threw it on the ground, and stomped on it. I tearfully swore that I'd never root for the Chiefs again. 16 years later, I'm not only still rooting for them, I'm paying for Sunday Ticket just so I can watch them continue to disappoint me, like some kind of goddamn masochist.
  • Come to think of it, most of my traumatic childhood memories involve Chiefs playoff losses. Guess that means I had it pretty good, huh!
  • All that negative rep you see under my screen name comes from my ill-fated attempt at humor in this thread. I promise I'm not as trollish as all those red boxes would seem to indicate!
  • I'm a KU fan and graduate, which in my estimation means about 60% of you hate me already. I'm okay with that! If I hadn't been a student there during their National Championship win in 2008, I'd have literally no idea what winning feels like.
  • I think the Chiefs still have a shot at making the playoffs this year because I'm a ****ing idiot.

Looking forward to following another doomed season with you guys. If you have any advice or insults for me, fire away!
You're a very nice person - I'm glad you're here.

ClevelandBronco 09-01-2014 10:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10870165)
You're a very nice person - I'm glad you're here.
:Lin:

Simply Red 09-01-2014 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10863659)
He hasn't earned that yet.

He's just some random ****head telling his life story that we don't care about.
He's a nice guy Milkman. Please let him through.

Simply Red 09-01-2014 10:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 10870171)
:Lin:
What? He is.

He's very sweet.

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 10:30 AM
Stick of napalm from the aid trees of death inserted into your rectum noob!

Bufkin 09-01-2014 10:31 AM
Welcome to the board friend. You will certainly be my competition for n00b of the year.

Dinny Bossa Nova 09-01-2014 10:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870193)
Stick of napalm from the aid trees of death inserted into your rectum noob!
MO!!!

Been wondering about you. Has the rain this year made for a better garden?

I hope everything us well with you and yours.

Dinny

TimBone 09-01-2014 10:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10870197)
Welcome to the board friend. You will certainly be my competition for n00b of the year.
I don't think y'all have been here long enough for n00b of the year. Looking at last year's winner, you have to be here at least two years to qualify.

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10870202)
MO!!!

Been wondering about you. Has the rain this year made for a better garden?

I hope everything us well with you and yours.

Dinny
Everything is good. I'm just crazy busy all the time any more. Got some much needed rain overnight.

You still in the Ozarks?

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 10:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10870197)
Welcome to the board friend. You will certainly be my competition for n00b of the year.
Nobody gives a shit what you think.

Dinny Bossa Nova 09-01-2014 10:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870216)
Everything is good. I'm just crazy busy all the time any more. Got some much needed rain overnight.

You still in the Ozarks?
Yep.

Had to give up farming and move into town. It's not so bad, though. I still got a little herb patch going. And the yard here is like mowing a phone booth compared to what I was doing.

You should come over tomorrow for some grits and stuff. Having a modest shindig.

Dinny

Rausch 09-01-2014 10:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by milkman (Post 10863659)
He hasn't earned that yet.

He's just some random ****head telling his life story that we don't care about.
That's the vibe (other than mult) that I was getting...

Simply Red 09-01-2014 10:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870235)
Nobody gives a shit what you think.
:(

Simply Red 09-01-2014 10:51 AM
I don't mind if people 'mult' - so long as they're still considerate and nice.

Dinny Bossa Nova 09-01-2014 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870235)
Nobody gives a shit what you think.
LMAOLMAOLMAO

Rausch 09-01-2014 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10870250)
I don't mind if people 'mult' - so long as they're still considerate and nice.
Unless there is parody and humor there's no point...

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10870240)
Yep.

Had to give up farming and move into town. It's not so bad, though. I still got a little herb patch going. And the yard here is like mowing a phone booth compared to what I was doing.

You should come over tomorrow for some grits and stuff. Having a modest shindig.

Dinny
I would but you're way south of my current position.

Simply Red 09-01-2014 10:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10870257)
Unless there is parody and humor there's no point...
Maybe not - and I don't disagree, but if they're nice - then it's okay - some of them want to start over - and I get that.

I went to bed upset a few times early on in my posting career. I got owned bad by many mean unwelcoming people - I will always lean toward kind - and shock people 'that way' versus the other way around. Again, and I've said this time and time again - You'd be surprised how people respond when you approach them w/ positivity. It's unexpected and flattering to them.

I would much rather make someone's day, personally - than ruin it. Because the internet is serious business - No but for real; I think you're picking up what I'm laying down. :)

You're a very kind individual, Rausch.

Simply Red 09-01-2014 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870265)
I would but you're way south of my current position.
I bought some turntables, bud.

hometeam 09-01-2014 11:00 AM
I have noticed this guy recently.

He has a love child with Cairos Santos.

And I am ok with that~

Dinny Bossa Nova 09-01-2014 11:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870265)
I would but you're way south of my current position.
That certainly puts the mockers on things.

Dinny

Simply Red 09-01-2014 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10870288)
I have noticed this guy recently.

He has a love child with Cairos Santos.

And I am ok with that~
hometeam,

If I may.

I've mentioned this in the past. But; I really respect you and how you were a great sport early on. The fact that you carried on posting (per normal) - where McFisty was concerned. Solid. Solid, bud. You're a thick-skinned posting animal, & I find you very kind and a good all around poster.

Keep doing the deed, You're a special person to me.

Simply Red 09-01-2014 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Lahey (Post 10863605)
That's ****ed
You seem like you're nice.

crazycoffey 09-01-2014 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 10870197)
Welcome to the board friend. You will certainly be my competition for n00b of the year.
Your biggest competitor is "no candidate worthy"

L.A. Chieffan 09-01-2014 11:59 AM
SR you're such a kind hearted soul...now be a doll and fetch me a mineral water.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-01-2014 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10870250)
I don't mind if people 'mult' - so long as they're still considerate and nice.
Sorry bud your quest for board utopia is not in the cards.

gblowfish 09-01-2014 12:18 PM
Doug, all the nOOb KU fans have to literally blow Reerun KC. So pucker up, buttercup.

SAUTO 09-01-2014 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870265)
I would but you're way south of my current position.
Where you at now mo?
Posted via Mobile Device

SAUTO 09-01-2014 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10870303)
hometeam,

If I may.

I've mentioned this in the past. But; I really respect you and how you were a great sport early on. The fact that you carried on posting (per normal) - where McFisty was concerned. Solid. Solid, bud. You're a thick-skinned posting animal, & I find you very kind and a good all around poster.

Keep doing the deed, You're a special person to me.
Definitely a solid guy.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pasta Little Brioni 09-01-2014 12:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 10870542)
Doug, all the nOOb KU fans have to literally blow Reerun KC. So pucker up, buttercup.
He does offer a reach around if u sport that ugly chicken as an avy.

Bufkin 09-01-2014 12:35 PM
This thread is useless until carcosa posts some ab pics of himself. Am I right or am I right?

If you don't feel comfortable carcosa, PM me.

Jimmya 09-01-2014 12:36 PM
Welcome to the lounge.

threebag 09-01-2014 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10863651)
fyp
Milkman has lost his burst. :shake:
No, it still gets deposited in his asshole

Donger 09-01-2014 12:52 PM
Hi. I'm Donger.

Would you like to buy a monkey?

ptlyon 09-01-2014 01:20 PM
Got any good biscuit and gravy recipes?

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10870558)
Where you at now mo?
Posted via Mobile Device
Between st joe and kcmo

SAUTO 09-01-2014 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870704)
Between st joe and kcmo
Nio shit? I can't believe that, weren't you on the old family place? Grandpas iirc?

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10870709)
Nio shit? I can't believe that, weren't you on the old family place? Grandpas iirc?
Yes. I moved a few years back. Got married. Dropped a kid. Started farming full time.

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 01:50 PM
I learned that you should never say never.

SAUTO 09-01-2014 01:54 PM
Let the old place go?
Posted via Mobile Device

Dinny Bossa Nova 09-01-2014 01:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870745)
I learned that you should never say never.
That's beautiful, man.

Just keep your hand upon the throttle, and your eye upon the rail.

Dinny

Silock 09-01-2014 01:57 PM
...my name is Hove. H to the O V. I used to move snowflakes by the O.Z.

ChiliConCarnage 09-01-2014 01:59 PM
You dun did decent, Carcosa. Ignore these herpes ridden flapperjacks

MOhillbilly 09-01-2014 03:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10870756)
Let the old place go?
Posted via Mobile Device
I did. It was exceedingly painful.

SAUTO 09-01-2014 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 10870931)
I did. It was exceedingly painful.
Damn, I bet it was.
Posted via Mobile Device

BlackHelicopters 09-01-2014 03:31 PM
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me

Saccopoo 09-01-2014 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 10863613)
Already better than inmen
A bag of cancerous, festered dicks is better than Inmem.

This guy does seem to be a ****ing tool, though. I mean, who makes an OP about themselves? Narcissistic piece of shit. Go **** your mother noob.

Although, the thread sees the return of MOhillbilly, so maybe you aren't a total pile of donkey shit you goat raping, uncle ****ing, ass ramming queerbait.

wazu 09-01-2014 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10870176)
What? He is.

He's very sweet.
New rule: No more guys calling other guys "sweet".

Tombstone RJ 09-01-2014 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10863529)
Watch out for the Bronco fans here dude, they're assholes.
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...zfuprqpjpg.jpg

ottawa_chiefs_fan 09-01-2014 04:25 PM
Did he post a pic of himself yet?

vailpass 09-01-2014 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Tombstone RJ (Post 10871094)
Wait, what? I never said that. :-)
But yes, the dude abides...

Simply Red 09-01-2014 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wazu (Post 10871090)
New rule: No more guys calling other guys "sweet".
no homo - it's my shockingly kind movement.

wazu 09-01-2014 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10871725)
no homo - it's my shockingly kind movement.
I know it's not homo. Homo would actually be fine.

GloryDayz 09-01-2014 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 10871090)
New rule: No more guys calling other guys "sweet".
Waz-u so mad????

I made myself LOL!!! :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

Simply Red 09-01-2014 07:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 10871793)
Waz-u so mad????

I made myself LOL!!! :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:
He's not - adam has been a good friend for many yrs.

Simply Red 09-01-2014 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage (Post 10870773)
You dun did decent, Carcosa. Ignore these herpes ridden flapperjacks
Yes he's harmless and friendly - let him in.

GloryDayz 09-01-2014 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10871814)
He's not - adam has been a good friend for many yrs.
Oh, I was just rejoicing in my creativity. No issue at all....

hometeam 09-01-2014 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10870303)
hometeam,

If I may.

I've mentioned this in the past. But; I really respect you and how you were a great sport early on. The fact that you carried on posting (per normal) - where McFisty was concerned. Solid. Solid, bud. You're a thick-skinned posting animal, & I find you very kind and a good all around poster.

Keep doing the deed, You're a special person to me.

SR.

Thank you sir!

I have always imagined you look exactly as your avatar. I know this cannot be true, but, it persists.

OP. I am not sure what is happening in here, but CP is more usually like Milkman, and less like SR~

wazu 09-01-2014 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 10871814)
He's not - adam has been a good friend for many yrs.
All of this is correct.

KCwolf 09-01-2014 08:52 PM
Carcosa .... Welcome ..... and be thick skinned. It's all in Fun and we all suffer like Hell

Mr_Tomahawk 09-01-2014 08:55 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=285987

crazycoffey 09-01-2014 09:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 10871977)
SR.

Thank you sir!

I have always imagined you look exactly as your avatar. I know this cannot be true, but, it persists.

OP. I am not sure what is happening in here, but CP is more usually like Milkman, and less like SR~
SR looks a lot like his avi. With short hair

Steron 09-01-2014 10:24 PM
The real question that needs answering is your stance on the Oxford Comma. Yay or nay?

Ming the Merciless 09-01-2014 10:27 PM
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Beef Supreme 09-01-2014 10:37 PM
This has to be a mult troll post.


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