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Don Corlemahomes 11-09-2014 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 11098622)
Is your wife a man?

Before or after her operation?

Psyko Tek 11-09-2014 03:48 PM

**** this
he has and will always be here
ignore him or not
you are just a troll feeder

Raiderhater 11-09-2014 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 11098630)
Before or after her operation?

And now we can believe Clay actually did the dirty deed.

TimBone 11-09-2014 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11098626)
You just admitted you fear blowback from taking any action. That's why you're spineless. I didn't ask you to do a ****ing thing, bitch.

He also mentioned that he hadn't broken any rules.

GloryDayz 11-09-2014 03:49 PM

Ban recommendation threads should come at the price of either "working" or the person doing the recommending being banned themselves.

LoneWolf 11-09-2014 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11098626)
You just admitted you fear blowback from taking any action. That's why you're spineless. I didn't ask you to do a ****ing thing, bitch.

Gonzo gave a perfectly legitimate reason for not banning Clay. You're acting like a teenage girl who is not getting her way. Let it go and enjoy the Chiefs win today.

kysirsoze 11-09-2014 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11098626)
You just admitted you fear blowback from taking any action. That's why you're spineless. I didn't ask you to do a ****ing thing, bitch.

Call it what you want, he knows damn well banning him would generate more of what you are complaining about, not to mention he'd be back eventually because he's a very popular poster.

How can you be this mad on Chiefsplanet after a Chiefs win?

Baby Lee 11-09-2014 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 11098618)
He had sex with my wife!

Did he make her fat?

ShortRoundChief 11-09-2014 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11098613)
Really? I've said some pretty nasty things to Clay and even threatened him with bodily harm in a drunken rage. I've made fun of his lack of football knowledge and his never playing the game and I have never received a neg rep from him. It's one of the few things I admire about him.

It doesn't happen often, but when it does I enjoy it.

ChiefRocka 11-09-2014 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11098641)
Ban recommendation threads should come at the price of either "working" or the person doing the recommending being banned themselves.

you steal, we take the hand!

ShortRoundChief 11-09-2014 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11098645)
Did he make her fat?

It was the Vlasic pickle stork.

jspchief 11-09-2014 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11098640)
He also mentioned that he hadn't broken any rules.

So ****ing what? People get banned here all the time without breaking rules, simply by being disruptive ****heads.

The truth is the mods know they can't keep him away anyway, and are too concerned with their own popularity to try. That's ****ing spineless.

kysirsoze 11-09-2014 03:52 PM

Man this thread is getting sad.

dirk digler 11-09-2014 03:54 PM

Umm no. Clay is a great poster and doesn't break any rules that I know of. He hates AS just get over it.

LoneWolf 11-09-2014 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11098659)
So ****ing what? People get banned here all the time without breaking rules, simply by being disruptive ****heads.

The truth is the mods know they can't keep him away anyway, and are too concerned with their own popularity to try. That's ****ing spineless.

Does the jsp in your username stand for juicy sloppy pussy because your vagina is certainly weeping all over this thread?

DaFace 11-09-2014 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 11098683)
Umm no. Clay is a great poster and doesn't break any rules that I know of. He hates AS just get over it.

I honestly don't even think that's true. He just loves trolling. How people don't just take all of his posts as that is beyond me.

Baby Lee 11-09-2014 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 11098643)
Call it what you want, he knows damn well banning him would generate more of what you are complaining about, not to mention he'd be back eventually because he's a very popular poster.

How can you be this mad on Chiefsplanet after a Chiefs win?

I'm not calling for banning, but the gal needs to just be ignored.

He's been odiously trolling, counting on, betting his EXISTENCE on, when it all blows up in his face y'all would let him back into the party.

You might as well select John Elway as Grand Marshall for a Chiefs' SB Victory Parade some day.

okcchief 11-09-2014 03:57 PM

I want him to keep trolling. Mo Jo.

TimBone 11-09-2014 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11098659)
So ****ing what? People get banned here all the time without breaking rules, simply by being disruptive ****heads.

The truth is the mods know they can't keep him away anyway, and are too concerned with their own popularity to try. That's ****ing spineless.

Why is it so important to you?

You're choosing an odd time to tackle this cause. Just enjoy todays win!

Coochie liquor 11-09-2014 04:41 PM

He's an important part of this board. Never used to think so, but he brings comedy to the board. And he's allowed his position. If we keep winning and beating good teams with winning records he'll prob jump back on board.

Sully 11-09-2014 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11098475)
I get that that's the cliche response to a thread like this. I'm sure I've posted similar responses. Over the years I've probably been as tolerant of him as anyone on this board.

Maybe I'm just getting old. But coming off some of the worst Chiefs football in my lifetime, this team is fun to watch again. Yet it's nearly impossible to talk about the team on this message board without him derailing the topic.

It's blatant trolling and I have no idea why it's been tolerated as long as it has.

He only does it because of the perceived attention. He was forever a blind homer. A few years back, he saw that the Hamas group got a ton of attention with their well written, well researched, but very negative diatribes. GC decided he wanted to look as smart as them, and went all negative, different side, same coin. (Problem for Clay, hes not as smart, nor as well.educated as most of that group).

Dinny Bossa Nova 11-09-2014 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sully (Post 11098973)
He only does it because of the perceived attention. He was forever a blind homer. A few years back, he saw that the Hamas group got a ton of attention with their well written, well researched, but very negative diatribes. GC decided he wanted to look as smart as them, and went all negative, different side, same coin. (Problem for Clay, hes not as smart, nor as well.educated as most of that group).

1000X this. In a "Come Back Mecca" thread he vowed to carry on for Mecca. If he was half as smart as he is determined, he would be a value to this board.

Dinny

Easy 6 11-09-2014 04:57 PM

Clay has a stool at the bar with his name on it, he's not going away.

Fairplay 11-09-2014 05:00 PM

I enjoy his gay day with Clay threads plus he provides pics to look at.

beach tribe 11-09-2014 05:02 PM

You guys really don't realize that this is exactly his intention?

Clay is part of this board, like him or not.

People with threads like this give him his trolling power and he will never swing back the other way as long as he can get kicks by making you all squirm.

eDave 11-09-2014 05:04 PM

I move we ban jspchief for this stupid, stupid suggestion. What a little girl.

How hard it is for jspchief to ignore someone anyway? That's a feature here, right?

splatbass 11-09-2014 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 11098323)
No

Community needs different opinions

No reason for this board to exist if you all just want to suck each other off

A different opinion is one thing. A Chiefs fan that wishes the Chiefs lose every week just so he can be proven right about Alex Smith? **** him, this is a forum for adults and he acts like a child.

Eleazar 11-09-2014 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11098659)
So ****ing what? People get banned here all the time without breaking rules, simply by being disruptive ****heads.

The truth is the mods know they can't keep him away anyway, and are too concerned with their own popularity to try. That's ****ing spineless.

Agreed

Mr. Flopnuts 11-09-2014 05:05 PM

ROFL This ****ing thread is my favorite of the day. Oh, the butt hurt. After a Chiefs win no less! LMAO LMAO LMAO

Epic ****ing pwnage.

cmh6476 11-09-2014 05:06 PM

didn't he lose a bet to Mav?

SAUTO 11-09-2014 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 11099048)
A different opinion is one thing. A Chiefs fan that wishes the Chiefs lose every week just so he can be proven right about Alex Smith? **** him, this is a forum for adults and he acts like a child.

There isn't an age limit...

O.city 11-09-2014 05:06 PM

You guys pay to much attention to him.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-09-2014 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 11099048)
A different opinion is one thing. A Chiefs fan that wishes the Chiefs lose every week just so he can be proven right about Alex Smith? **** him, this is a forum for adults and he acts like a child.


ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Baby Lee 11-09-2014 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11099052)
ROFL This ****ing thread is my favorite of the day. Oh, the butt hurt. After a Chiefs win no less! LMAO LMAO LMAO

Epic ****ing pwnage.

Could you enumerate what exactly you are enjoying?

MTG#10 11-09-2014 05:08 PM

Dont ban him, but maybe taking his posting privileges away until the season his over? His act is really getting old.

RunKC 11-09-2014 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city (Post 11099055)
You guys pay to much attention to him.

He ruins nearly every thread. Hard to ignore that.

splatbass 11-09-2014 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 2bikemike (Post 11098558)
This^^ IIRC he was quite young when he started here and literally grew up posting on here.

Wrong. He hasn't grown up yet at all. A perpetual child.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-09-2014 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 11099074)
He ruins nearly every thread. Hard to ignore that.

Let's go ahead and define the "ruination" of a thread in this highly esteemed, professional and adult-oriented environment we find ourselves in.

I'm all ears and breathless with anticipation.

LMAO

Don Corlemahomes 11-09-2014 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11099063)
Could you enumerate what exactly you are enjoying?

Probably the shit flying both directions after a nice win. It is pretty funny.

Don't really know what the "epic pwnage" is, so I share your confusion there.

splatbass 11-09-2014 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 11098595)
Clay is a good poster. He's not nearly the agitating little douchebag he was 8-9 yrs ago.

That isn't even close to true. He is worse now, and he and his fanboys have made rational football discussions here impossible.

Pablo 11-09-2014 05:16 PM

I hate that attention whore!

I'll just give him more of what he craves.

Brilliant call OP.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-09-2014 05:19 PM

Clay ****ing owns so many of you. Hence, pwnage. I mean, he just lives inside your head. Even after a day like today where he's shut up, none of you that hate him so much can stop thinking about him long enough to enjoy this win.

Epic pwnage in regards to what motivation he has to quit trolling. This very thread is his lifeblood for the rest of the season. Bravo!

:clap:

LMAO LMAO LMAO

splatbass 11-09-2014 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11099062)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Hey look, it's Clay's buttlicker 505. Another child.

TimeForWasp 11-09-2014 05:21 PM

If I pulled the shit he has I would have been IP banned. Just saying.

splatbass 11-09-2014 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11099114)
Clay ****ing owns so many of you. Hence, pwnage.

How is always being wrong owning us?

srvy 11-09-2014 05:22 PM

What is with this ban happy place anyway. Bitch and moan over the Orioles board and most of ya are just like them. Ten minutes in the game and your calling it over. Our QB is getting killed and he is hanging onto it to long. Good god when the gates are open like that what I want my QB to do is try for a miracle. Game over for sure if he doesn't just cover and protect for sure. The kinda pressure he was under many qb's throw pick sixes and put it on the ground.

Then some get feelings ruffled and want a ban from a guy that on average is near 100% wrong on everything.

Sandy Vagina 11-09-2014 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by splatbass (Post 11099133)
How is always being wrong owning us?

I guess him running around screaming and naked at a dinner party make it "ownage" when the attending guests point in disgust and irritation...

eDave 11-09-2014 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11099062)
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

This.

Chromatic 11-09-2014 05:28 PM

http://i.imgur.com/dM7QcE8.jpg

eDave 11-09-2014 05:30 PM

How I envision Clay right now:

:popcorn:.....:whackit:......:popcorn:

Baby Lee 11-09-2014 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11099114)
Clay ****ing owns so many of you. Hence, pwnage. I mean, he just lives inside your head. Even after a day like today where he's shut up, none of you that hate him so much can stop thinking about him long enough to enjoy this win.

Epic pwnage in regards to what motivation he has to quit trolling. This very thread is his lifeblood for the rest of the season. Bravo!

:clap:

LMAO LMAO LMAO

You know what would be hilarious? If claynus turned his trolling racial. Hoo Boy!! That'd be a hoot.

Don Corlemahomes 11-09-2014 05:33 PM

Is the "epic pwnage" similar to the "Thanks, Obama" crowd being pwned by obama, but on a much lesser scale?

That said, I like the guy. He gives me someone to rage on when we win!!!!11

Mr. Flopnuts 11-09-2014 05:34 PM

Too many hate boners in here. Y'all do your thing. Deuces.

Just Passin' By 11-09-2014 05:37 PM

Didn't Clay have a photo of this pair morphed together?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bfgi0-GIUAABj7m.jpg


(might as well use the thread for something more productive than complaining that something which is not going to happen... hasn't happened.)

Don Corlemahomes 11-09-2014 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11099201)
Too many hate boners in here. Y'all do your thing. Deuces.

https://stupidcupidblog.files.wordpr...if?w=455&h=256

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-09-2014 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11099174)
How I envision Clay right now:

:popcorn:.....:whackit:......:popcorn:


Clearly we need a sub-form, "Esteem Planet" or some such, where tender souls can enjoy jolly, convivial football discussion sans soulless ragamuffins such as Clay, Inmem and myself bustling through the hedgerow.

Why, the traffic would be staggering! Oh, to be a fly on the wall of such a Shangri-la!

splatbass 11-09-2014 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11099137)
Ten minutes in the game and your calling it over. Our QB is getting killed and he is hanging onto it to long. Good god when the gates are open like that what I want my QB to do is try for a miracle. Game over for sure if he doesn't just cover and protect for sure. The kinda pressure he was under many qb's throw pick sixes and put it on the ground.

Can you imagine Cassel or Huard under these circumstances? They would be in the fetal position the entire game. Alex Smith played one hell of a game considering the relentless pass rush coming at him all the time.

eDave 11-09-2014 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 505 Chief (Post 11099247)
Clearly we need a sub-form, "Esteem Planet" or some such, where tender souls can enjoy jolly, convivial football discussion sans soulless ragamuffins such as Clay, Inmem and myself bustling through the hedgerow.

Why, the traffic would be staggering! Oh, to be a fly on the wall of such a Shangri-la!

Hey man. I'm of fan of his. Planning a gay day with him next time I am in KC.

Gonzo 11-09-2014 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11099201)
Too many hate boners in here. Y'all do your thing. Deuces.

Sorry flop. I'm too busy being spineless to do anything but dwell now. I are depressed.

Chief Roundup 11-09-2014 05:59 PM

Miserable User would be better.

Sorter 11-09-2014 06:02 PM

I, for one, welcome our new invertebrate moderators.

Eleazar 11-09-2014 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11099114)
Clay ****ing owns so many of you...

Epic pwnage in regards to what motivation he has to quit trolling.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11099192)
You know what would be hilarious? If claynus turned his trolling racial. Hoo Boy!! That'd be a hoot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11099201)
Too many hate boners in here. Y'all do your thing. Deuces.

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...hl-d4z67tk.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-09-2014 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11099297)
Hey man. I'm of fan of his. Planning a gay day with him next time I am in KC.

I sooooooooooo want to be part of a gay day. I worked for the City for seven years, and could take Clay on the most awesome Gay Day adventure.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 11099314)
Sorry flop. I'm too busy being spineless to do anything but dwell now. I are depressed.

:LOL:

Ming the Merciless 11-09-2014 06:15 PM

I know why there's an outcry of butthurt right now.


Deep down inside....all of the sore-tits pussies know the outcome of this season.

We gimp our way to a wildcard only to have our hopes dashed yet again...

And Clay comes out with a host of nipple torture devices and full force tweaks sore-tits nipples until they cry.

So sore tits must strike now while sore fits feels strong.

We just CRUSHED buffalo on the leg of our hero , Alex.

So let's BAN this evil clay so we can revel in this great victory. Let the back patting and ass slappery commence. Ban claynus NOW so we can dutch rudder one another and not be distracted by the looming train wreck.

Banning clay wont stop the train wreck....it will allow us to joyously celebrate and live in the moment.

Yes. Ban clay so I can jerk off guilt free to this historic 'impressive' win against the mighty bills

Gadzooks 11-09-2014 06:21 PM

From my comprehension of this thread:
jspchief - calls for a ban of Clay
jspchief - calls the mods "spineless" for not banning Clay

Seems to me that jspchief is a big ole' sloppy pussy who has a grain of sand in an area that's irritating him.

The anti Clay rhetoric that's been going on goes against the birth of this board as an escape from the horrors of the KC Star.
There are plenty of places for Chiefs homers to hang around and stroke each other's dinkys.
That's not what this place is about. That's the opposite of what this place is about.
This place is about feeling free to express opinions without being persecuted by an iron fisted ruling body.
This place is about America.
(Free Clay)
http://benschettler.com/wp-content/u...06/america.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-09-2014 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 11099408)
I know why there's an outcry of butthurt right now.


Deep down inside....all of the sore-tits pussies know the outcome of this season.

We gimp our way to a wildcard only to have our hopes dashed yet again...

And Clay comes out with a host of nipple torture devices and full force tweaks sore-tits nipples until they cry.

So sore tits must strike now while sore fits feels strong.

We just CRUSHED buffalo on the leg of our hero , Alex.

So let's BAN this evil clay so we can revel in this great victory. Let the back patting and ass slappery commence. Ban claynus NOW so we can dutch rudder one another and not be distracted by the looming train wreck.

Banning clay wont stop the train wreck....it will allow us to joyously celebrate and live in the moment.

Yes. Ban clay so I can jerk off guilt free to this historic 'impressive' win against the mighty bills

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VC3feRXjf_...ing%2Bnail.jpg

stevieray 11-09-2014 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 11099408)
I know why there's an outcry of butthurt right now.


Deep down inside....all of the sore-tits pussies know the outcome of this season.

We gimp our way to a wildcard only to have our hopes dashed yet again...

And Clay comes out with a host of nipple torture devices and full force tweaks sore-tits nipples until they cry.

So sore tits must strike now while sore fits feels strong.

We just CRUSHED buffalo on the leg of our hero , Alex.

So let's BAN this evil clay so we can revel in this great victory. Let the back patting and ass slappery commence. Ban claynus NOW so we can dutch rudder one another and not be distracted by the looming train wreck.

Banning clay wont stop the train wreck....it will allow us to joyously celebrate and live in the moment.

Yes. Ban clay so I can jerk off guilt free to this historic 'impressive' win against the mighty bills

as opposed to just pissing in everyones cheerios everyday.

it's sadistic...car's gonna crash in 500 miles, but i don't want out...i just wanna say the car's gonna crash for the next 500 miles.

Baby Lee 11-09-2014 06:35 PM

Nah, the true pleasure comes in realizing how irritating a Chiefs win is for drafturbatornation.

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-09-2014 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11099481)
Nah, the true pleasure comes in realizing how irritating a Chiefs win is for drafturbatornation.

Find your joy!

TEX 11-09-2014 06:45 PM

Geno Smith fan. Enough said. ROFL

Swanman 11-09-2014 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11099481)
Nah, the true pleasure comes in realizing how irritating a Chiefs win is for drafturbatornation.

Clay and few other fellas had a certain chocolate penis in their mouths so long that it caused brain damage.


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