This sounds like a nice gift but I'd go Amazon rather than iTunes, but that's just me.

Good luck!

At least YOU think so.

That's too generic, IMO. Think about the kind of folks you buy gift cards for....usually people you don't take much of an interest in, right? Just go with something having to do with one of his interests.

http://funko.com/collections/pop

These are pop collection figures from all sorts of movies, shows, and video games.

Kinda silly, but it's something light hearted that can show you're paying attention to his interests.

If a gf of three months got me a couole of those from my favorite game/show/movie for Valentine's Day, it would make me smile.

A half eaten pack of red velvet Oreos.....

ROFL

I only laughed at the 1st because it was 1st.

The Rams version is nice, but the Buccaneers version is really creepy.

Well, it is the #2 hole for his post

Don't do a gift card. No matter what. Nothing says "You're not worth thinking about" like a gift card.

I honestly think blowjob is the way to go.
It's early in the relationship and any shitty little gift you give him will easily be forgotten. Anal is something you save until it's absolutely necessary, (that's not the "shitty little gift" I was referring to).
If you make the BJ seem random it'll be more special/exciting to him. Facial or swallowing are optional but may earn extra points.

Get him a large quantity of his favorite candy. Like a case of snickers or a 3 lb bag of gummy bears. Or a case of red bull.

Something that shows you recognize one of the little things about him.

You know......he is only 2 chics away from a 3-way.....

Gift cards are lame. Seriously. Don't get him anything over a gift card. To me gift cards tell me that you felt obligated to get me something but don't know me well enough or are too lazy to get setting Id like.

If you want an iPhone gift, get him a lifeproof case.

If he cooks, make him a little gift basket of something reasonably high end. Sugar/flour containers. Ghiradelli (sp?) chocolate chips and and an airware cookie sheet or something. Good chocolate in cookies rules. And if you buy something higher end than he has, he'll appreciate it.

Or, get him a decently priced but quality cooking utensil or something along those lines for personal use...

He has an iPhone? That's a red flag.

:D

BJ and a steak.

If you're not wanting to get him something practical there is nothing that says I kinda like you than a full belly and a drained nut sack.

Happy...gulp...valentines day.

That's March 14th.

Yeah. No gift card. I don't want to do kitchen ware. He knows what he has and what to get that he doesn't have. Plus, he's in a kitchen all day. That would be like him getting me a new pen or something. I love to write, but I have plenty of pens.

Do him a twofer

I suggest you get a strap on, get him in the mood, and then pull otu this giant Ron Jeremy looking thing and saying "I decided for Valentines Day I'm gonna give you something big."


Of course a video must be posted.

Make it about one of his hobbies he doesn't get to indulge overly, or a more extravagant indulgence in it than he usually does. And makes sure it's a manly pursuit, reinforce how sexy you find his virility.

Like a round of golf at a really nice club, or a couple hours with a golf pro at the driving range.

If you can find a place nearby, rent a sports car, or some laps at a racing school.

Is there a private cigar bar in the area?

That kind of thing.

If you want something you both participate in, an elaborate meal is always nice. BlueApron.com has fancy meal prep services where they send all ingredients and detailed instructions for a gourmet meal prepared at home.

Basically, find a way to let him relax luxuriously and feel masculine a the same time. Good way to say 'I really like what makes you, you' without being sappy or clingy or desperate.

Antifreeze. Nip this thing in the bud.

Also heard McDonalds is selling bottles of Secret Sauce.

New hat.

http://mlb.imageg.net/graphics/produ...4903030reg.jpg

In my experience this is the best way to deal with a Rams fan.

Jangling keys in front of them works pretty well too.

http://www.fulltimenanny.com/wp-cont.../baby-keys.jpg

Last time I did that they stole the ****ers, broke into my house and knocked up my cat. Pretty sure they gave Mr. Whiskers an std as well.

I think it pretty much goes without saying that they are an absentee parent in every way, shape and form.

I lov . . . . errr, probably too soon.

Target now selling 50 Shades of Grey sex toys...if not that, I agree with the previous pervs...give him your Love Biscuit, and put a little Stank on it!

When you say that, do you mean creepier than something SR recently said, or creepier than the very concept of SR?

He stands all day and does a lot of repetitive motion (chopping things, taking things out of the oven, etc). He sometimes says his knees or wrists hurt. I wonder if he might like a massage (well, a professional one).

Heh

You can tell with all that "sucking dick is a given" talk that she's never been married.

Anywho, I have a week to decide. I've gotten some pretty solid advice in here, so thanks. :)

It's not a bad idea, but one you need to vet. Unless he's expressed interest in them before, it may come off as too frilly or pampered, especially if you can't control whether it's a dude or a chick rubbing him all over.

Some dudes may love the extravagance, others might find it a little too 'queer eye for the straight guy.'

Anus tarts

This guy exchanges massages.

http://www.meetup.com/Beyond-the-Tra...ers/125854002/

See, this is quality stuff (not to take away from Iowanian's idea). As a chick, I either over think things or don't consider what I should.

"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"

LMAO

You are dating Bruce Jenner?

First post. BOOM!:LOL:

Something that coddles his ego a little bit.

Luv. Like other broads you make men too complicated.

We are simple creatures that truly only require 2 things to be happy.

A full belly and empty balls. That's it.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't be too wound up about a massage. BL is right. Guy needs to figure out why what hurts hurts, then you could maybe get him some insoles or a compression wrap for his knee or a wrist support, but until then, you're probably out on that deal.

Get him a new fedora and some fingerless gloves.

Did it move ?LMAO

Buy a bottle of massage oil and give him a massage with a happy ending. Done. Happy man.

OOO I just read Exit to Eden by Anne Rice/Rampling. You guys should buy it for the women that liked the stupid Fifty Shades of Grey series.

...

I'm going to go read it again.

A bottle of this and bag of pot.

http://www.totalwine.com/_static/web...18960126_3.jpg

My girlfriend said to save a bottle of Chocolate ale and she was going to find a heart shaped pizza for me.

Are you ever right about anything?

Post this in the dating thread if you want good advice.

That doesn't look like grape Gatorade.

Moo juice is how you woo Luv, not the other way around.

Exactly. LMAO

Yes, because I want advice from people who cant find a Valentine.

And don't let that man of yours fool you, luv. No matter what he says, semen isn't 'chock full of electrolytes.'

Yeah, uh, there's still a lot about me he needs to learn. I don't think I've shared the grape Gatorade fetish with him yet.

Let him **** 1 of your girlfriends if you love him

I didn't say every girl. Just most.

You are the present...
 

I'm going to assume that you are old enough to be in an adult relationship when responding to your question.

My opinion is straight men, don't typically want gifts for Vday that doesn't involve sex. Not just the same ol sex you always have, but do something different to mark the occasion of Vday. He probably took you to a nice dinner, got you some small but nice gift of flowers or something... so you should:

- wear new sexy nighty to bed, and/or;

- wrap a bow around yourself, and nothing else, when you come to bed (my personal favorite). This indicates that you are his for whatever he wants. For example, my wife and I have a few unwritten lists. One is a "never" list (most of these are things I'd never want to do either) and another is a "special occasion" list. This one is stuff (positions, acts, etc) that either aren't her favorite thing or doesn't really enjoy - but I do. :evil: The bow indicates we are playing from the "Special Occasion" playbook for the evening - for as long as I can last (which sadly is never as long as I hope). At three months, you may or may not have established these unspoken lists yet... or are still in the stage where you are doing everything because you want to be the "cool chick" so this may not work for you yet.

- Maybe role play. (Dress up like a naughty teacher, or nurse, or whatever. Pretty much just get out your naughty Halloween costumes and go with one of them) My wife and I tried this once and both of us just thought it was stupid, but some people really dig it.

- Different location is always a treat too. If you guys typically have sex in the same place.... surprise him by getting things going somewhere that he doesn't expect.

- Love coupon book. This sounds corny - but it's fantastic - and is actually a present you can wrap, so you might like that. It's pretty much the "special occasion" playbook again in the form of a coupon book. He can cash in these coupon's throughout the year and you pretty much need to accept them (no "I'm too tired", or "not tonight") when the coupon comes out. Unless he's a complete dirt bag, he won't spring one on you when you are sick or have to be up super early the next day.

- Etc etc. There's a buch of different stuff that you can do to make sex on Vday differet than the sex you normally have - unless you guys are just all out all the time. For me, I don't want a new garage tool on Vday. Or a sports shirt, or a Blu-ray... Those are bday presents and Christmas presents. Vday for guys, in my opinion, is about sex. That may come off sounding like a typical pig-guy thing to say. But it isn't. It's a compliment to you, the ladies, that YOU yourself are the gift that men want.

Happy Valentines Day. P.S. If you are my daughter, forget everything you just read and get him an air freshner for his car. Solid gift idea.

If you shovel the shit ton of condescension out of that post it may be read able. But not by much.

"Still in the stage..." Your woman has trained you well. Not only will she dole out sexual favors she flat out does not enjoy but there are 2 separate lists for you to order a la carte. And at the end of the day she gets to be the evolved chick while the rest of us who are happily participating in a vigorous sex life are just... Growing up?

Ridiculous to imply that there is a cool stage to grow out of just because the average woman has better things to do with her time than waste it on crap that she doesn't like. Or on lists. Wtf.

That pretty much goes for any holiday.

Ha ha ha... hilarious. There was no condescension at all in my post. I didn't imply that the "cool stage" is something to grow out of, you read it that way. My experience in many relationships is that people try to put their best foot forward at the beginning of relationships... for men, that manifests itself as dressing nicer, always shaving, being the perfect gentleman etc. For women, they laugh at every joke, feign an interest in sports when they aren't at all interested, and often are more adventurous in bed than they truly like to be. When the relationship moves out of the new stage and into a longer relationship, many of these things settle back in and we become more or less how we really are. That's when the relationship either survives or ends. There was no condescension.

And yes, my woman has trained me well. The lists as I said are unwritten and everyone has one. You have one. There are things that you absolutely will not do. If your wife/girlfriend said, "hey, I want to have a three way with me, you and my uncle bob". If you say "**** no" you have a "never" list. If your girlfriend doesn't really like to (enter some of your favorite sex acts here), but does occasionally because you like them, then she has a "occasional" list and you either abide by it or you are not a very good partner to her, are raping her, or you will dump her. Very rarely do two people have exactly the same preferences in bed or the same level of sex drive. But how glorious that would be.

Edit... I may have incorrectly assumed you were a man in my last post. Not my intent. Please switch up the examples I gave from a woman's perspective assuming that is the case.

I answered from a woman's perspective.

Not only would I find it completely DISGUSTING to force my partner to do something sexually that he didn't want to do, I would find it inherently a turn off in every single aspect of his nature from there on out.

But yay for you.

What the hell are you talking about? I don't force my wife to do anything. It never ceases to amaze me the want of people to jump into blog fights.

So weird. You get to have an opinion but I don't?

By force I mean wheedle and put out the ribbon. I don't think you rape your wife, but if you think it's a symbol of you guys being EXTRA healthy because she'll do things she does not enjoy, then you guys are kind of sad.

I'm not the one throwing the insults around here and calling people sad. Sure you can have an opinion. I'd just prefer you express it in way that is different than ever other "likes to fight guy" on this forum.

I have no idea what this means "By force I mean wheedle and put out the ribbon."

Yea, any woman brings up something I'm not down with my reply is pretty simple. 'That ain't gonna happen'.

I no longer care enough to repeat myself.

Your wifey does stuff she doesn't enjoy.
You're proud of it.
I took exception to you declaring a cool class.
You've explained yourself as well as you can.

I'm good.

Enjoy your sex.

OH BUT PLEASE STUMPPY IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY IF YOU WOULD SHOVE THIS BEER BOTTLE UP YOUR ASS AND LET MY GIRLFRIENDS PLAY RING TOSS I LOVE YOU BABY

Does your boyfriend give you back rubs? Foot rubs? If yes, he is doing stuff he doesn't enjoy. Get off your high horse.

No, wanna know why? I hate them.

hahaahah ANd if you think for one minute that he wouldn't happily spend an hour rubbing oil all over my naked body, your ribbon is on too tight.

Fill his belly. Empty his nuts. Simple as that.

Wow

Well that isn't a foot rub or a back rub is it?

Good job bud!