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O.city 07-28-2015 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11623576)
Ha!

I think I hit this moment 3 years ago. We have a group of about 5-6 wives that all pal around, a couple of whom appear to have a pretty interesting college background anyway...

So we're on a float trip and a buddy brings a no-question 'whoo girl' on the trip. This girl is a blast - you need girls like this on float trip. She's drunk and she's loud and she gives zero ****s about anything and of course her tits are out...often. She's whipping jello shots from boat to boat and otherwise just enjoying the shit out of herself.

And what happens? Jesus christ you'd have thought that she'd drowned a sack of puppies or something. Every other woman there HATED her. And just openly took shots at her.

None of us have seen this girl since yet to this day the girls throw shade at that chick when we talk about float trip planning. Lighten up, ladies...
Exactly.

Float trips with boring people tend to suck anyway so it worked out. It's the same thing when we go to the lake. My wife's friends tend to be pretty complacent when it comes to having a good time, but occasionally they let loose. I've got a good Mexico trip story about it I'll share after I rip some wisdom teeth out real quick.

ThaVirus 07-28-2015 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11623576)
Ha!



I think I hit this moment 3 years ago. We have a group of about 5-6 wives that all pal around, a couple of whom appear to have a pretty interesting college background anyway...



So we're on a float trip and a buddy brings a no-question 'whoo girl' on the trip. This girl is a blast - you need girls like this on float trip. She's drunk and she's loud and she gives zero ****s about anything and of course her tits are out...often. She's whipping jello shots from boat to boat and otherwise just enjoying the shit out of herself.



And what happens? Jesus christ you'd have thought that she'd drowned a sack of puppies or something. Every other woman there HATED her. And just openly took shots at her.



None of us have seen this girl since yet to this day the girls throw shade at that chick when we talk about float trip planning. Lighten up, ladies...

Women seem to universally hate other women that get more attention.

Omaha 07-28-2015 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 11623485)
nah, you are busy posting on facebook
Gotta get that perfect duck face selfie and type "At the ball game, yo!"

Saccopoo 07-28-2015 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11623576)
Ha!

I think I hit this moment 3 years ago. We have a group of about 5-6 wives that all pal around, a couple of whom appear to have a pretty interesting college background anyway...

So we're on a float trip and a buddy brings a no-question 'whoo girl' on the trip. This girl is a blast - you need girls like this on float trip. She's drunk and she's loud and she gives zero ****s about anything and of course her tits are out...often. She's whipping jello shots from boat to boat and otherwise just enjoying the shit out of herself.

And what happens? Jesus christ you'd have thought that she'd drowned a sack of puppies or something. Every other woman there HATED her. And just openly took shots at her.

None of us have seen this girl since yet to this day the girls throw shade at that chick when we talk about float trip planning. Lighten up, ladies...
?

The Franchise 07-28-2015 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11623765)
Women seem to universally hate other women that get more attention.
Yep.

ThaVirus 07-28-2015 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11623901)
?

You don't know what "throw shade" means or what a "whoo! girl" is?

luv 07-28-2015 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11623765)
Women seem to universally hate other women that get more attention from their men.
There. Fixed it for ya.

If the same wives club was out without their husbands at a bar, and said chick was acting the same way, they might comment something about her acting like a drunk slut, but then they'd turn their attention elsewhere. It's a little different when the "drunk slut" is handing out jello shots to your husband.

luv 07-28-2015 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11623991)
You don't know what "throw shade" means or what a "whoo! girl" is?
Never really heard the terms either, but I can read context.

DJ's left nut 07-28-2015 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11623901)
?
Interesting college background: They weren't saints during their college years. I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of said chicks as they have aged into their late 20s. They likely aren't that far removed from being a....

Whoo girl: Loud drunk chick - yells 'whoooo!!' a lot, is largely uninhibited and great to have around in small doses (irritating as shit over time).

Throws shade: Is generally catty and bitchy when speaking about

Red Beans 07-28-2015 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11623991)
You don't know what "throw shade" means or what a "whoo! girl" is?
Use those skills of deduction, Sherlock.

Saccopoo 07-28-2015 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 11624053)
Interesting college background: They weren't saints during their college years. I'm pointing out the hypocrisy of said chicks as they have aged into their late 20s. They likely aren't that far removed from being a....

Whoo girl: Loud drunk chick - yells 'whoooo!!' a lot, is largely uninhibited and great to have around in small doses (irritating as shit over time).

Throws shade: Is generally catty and bitchy when speaking about
Wouldn't that be "Woo!" as in Woohoo!! versus "Whoo" which seems like Dr. Seuss just hit the "o" too hard?

Shade? I don't get it. What does that connotate?

DJ's left nut 07-28-2015 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11624152)
Wouldn't that be "Woo!" as in Woohoo!! versus "Whoo" which seems like Dr. Seuss just hit the "o" too hard?

Shade? I don't get it. What does that connotate?
:shrug:

I cannot speak to the etymology of the phrase.

MahiMike 07-28-2015 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11622304)
If someone is texting in public where I can read it, I will. Is that wrong? I'm just an inquisitive guy. Frankly, I find it annoying that the font sizes are so small on texts.
This sounds like a Seinfeld episode. No it's not correct etiquette to read someone else's texts - no matter how large the text is.

It IS acceptable to listen in on someone's phone conversation if they are talking too loud.

That's how texting got invented. So you could have a private conversation in public!

Rausch 07-28-2015 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 11624827)
That's how texting got invented. So you could have a private conversation in public!
Or, perhaps you just go somewhere private and not be an annoying asshole...

vailpass 07-28-2015 09:47 PM
That's the lamest sexting I ever heard. If I was dude I'd have dropped her there and then...

loochy 07-29-2015 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 11625167)
That's the lamest sexting I ever heard. If I was dude I'd have dropped her there and then...
Really? Is it worse than Tiger Woods' writings?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiger Woods
Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiger Woods
Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiger Woods
Tiger:Sent: 05:36 PM 08/29/2009:
I would like to puncture you at a rapid pace

frankotank 07-29-2015 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 11625114)
Or, perhaps you just go somewhere private and not be an annoying asshole...
right.
texting was made for THIS guy

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suzzer99 07-29-2015 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed (Post 11621519)
I am surprised the two women didn't turn on the husband instead. Isn't it the man's fault that a woman would cheat on him? He must have bored her or some other horrible offense!
http://i.imgur.com/gxttL2p.jpg

LoneWolf 07-29-2015 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 11625664)
right.
texting was made for THIS guy

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Texting was made for teenagers and insecure dipshits who feel they have to let someone know every little thing they are doing/thinking at all times.

It's convenient for times when you aren't actually able to talk (like if I'm in a meeting and my wife wants to tell me something), but other than that it is overused and it is destroying our kids ability to communicate effectively in person.

MahiMike 07-29-2015 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11625693)
Texting was made for teenagers and insecure dipshits who feel they have to let someone know every little thing they are doing/thinking at all times.

It's convenient for times when you aren't actually able to talk (like if I'm in a meeting and my wife wants to tell me something), but other than that it is overused and it is destroying our kids ability to communicate effectively in person.
Thanks Grampa!

Easy 6 07-29-2015 05:55 PM
Its usually pretty hard to understand the anger towards the discloser in situations like this, if that were you're wife I bet you'd wanna know and wouldn't really care how you found out.

vailpass 07-29-2015 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 11625595)
Really? Is it worse than Tiger Woods' writings?
LMAO wow. I was thinking of it only from the woman's sexting but that stuff is awkwardly funny...


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