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I smoke to stay somewhat sane. It's my medication. |
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You're a vacation dad. |
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Hypocrite. |
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In other news, apples and oranges aren't the same thing. |
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The fact that I'm a Chiefs fan is the first sign of mental illness.. |
I see KC native posted, but she's on ignore so...
Whatever she posted, the truth is the opposite...as usual. |
Can't hit, can't win.
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I have tears in my eyes |
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How do you know that she's so chemically dependent?? Maybe she's just oblivious. Sometimes, a dumbass will be caught on camera doing dumbass shit. She looks a little 'thick' to be hitting the powder too often, unless she's pregnant... |
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Wait. People are dogging on the guy recording the dumb twat?
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I was standing at a bus stop the other day, and a guy came up to me. He asked me for money and I said no, and then he said, "Do you do drugs?"
I said, "No, and I call the police if I see drugs." He turned and ran - ran - across six lanes of rush-hour traffic. The last I saw of him, he was still running. |
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****ing AWESOME. |
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"Every day." "Good boy." |
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As soon as they are nearly on your, turn and ask them for money. |
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Or cigarettes. In Denver, they constantly want to bum smokes. Now, I don't smoke cigarettes, and it was getting annoying...so when they got close I'd be all, "anyone got a cigarette?? I'm broke and need some smokes..." Turn to the bum : "hey man, you got a cigarette??" Or my ex-wife in Chicago : "you got a cigarette??" "No. And we don't have any ****ing money either." |
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My favorite though was a guy in Seattle said something to me, but I had my headphones on and asked him to repeat (figured he was asking for money, of course)... didn't understand him the 2nd time, asked again to repeat.... so, picture a guy who's clearly annoyed, who has ~4 teeth, speaking very slowly and as clear as possible "Do. You. Need. A. Place. To. Smoke. Crack?" I almost felt bad telling him no. |
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We could have a whole 'Fun With Crackheads' segment. |
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I think there's a correlation between being a panhandler and not getting a joke, because this always confuses them, and as I pass by, I'll sometimes hear them say, "No, I'm asking YOU for money." |
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