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Baby Lee

11-06-2015 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11867793)

So I just logged in. There's no freaking way Simply Red is Simply Red. It's got to be Clay or some shit.

How many accounts have people given over to him?

Is this some bad dream?

https://filmfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.co..._malkovich.jpg

LoneWolf

11-06-2015 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)

I just googled a picture of Demi Moores bush, JFC this is NOT an exaggeration. I couldn't even find her vagina in that rain forrest. I would still like to try though.

Demi Moores bush for those of you who have also been under a rock.

Image: Not Safe for Work

Holy hair diaper, Batman!

TimBone

11-06-2015 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11867891)

Holy hair diaper, Batman!

I refuse to believe it's real.

Stand by, we've got Dane confirming.

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867897)

I refuse to believe it's real.

Stand by, we've got Dane confirming.

I've texted a few people and no, I'm out.

ROFL

Ho Lee Schit

Sorter

11-06-2015 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867899)

I've texted a few people and no, I'm out.

ROFL

Ho Lee Schit

LMAO.

TimBone

11-06-2015 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867899)

I've texted a few people and no, I'm out.

ROFL

Ho Lee Schit

Wait wait wait. Stop the clock.

No, you're out....like you couldn't find out?

Or

No, you're out...like you found out, and it's been confirmed that that vagine is too hairy even for a hair pie lover like yourself?

Damn, man. I don't want to believe it's real.

DaneMcCloud

11-06-2015 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867905)

#2 is the closest to what I was texted

TimBone

11-06-2015 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867909)

#2 is the closest to what I was texted

Oh, dear lawd.

Well, she's officially lost any chance she ever had of sleeping with me. I hope she's happy with herself.

eDave

11-07-2015 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867910)

Oh, dear lawd.

Well, she's officially lost any chance she ever had of sleeping with me. I hope she's happy with herself.

https://i.imgur.com/1ZWzsgR.jpg

TimBone

11-07-2015 12:00 AM

Apparently she shaved the wrong end for the G.I. Jane role.

Sorter

11-07-2015 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867909)

#2 is the closest to what I was texted

http://148bcec7bb334341cd98-2fb779bd...51689a6cc1.gif

eDave

11-07-2015 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 11867921)

http://148bcec7bb334341cd98-2fb779bd...51689a6cc1.gif

That guys mouth looks like Brittany's vag.

Baby Lee

11-07-2015 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 11867891)

Holy hair diaper, Batman!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867897)

I refuse to believe it's real.

Stand by, we've got Dane confirming.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867899)

I've texted a few people and no, I'm out.

ROFL

Ho Lee Schit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 11867904)

LMAO.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11867905)

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867909)

#2 is the closest to what I was texted

ROFL ROFL

http://i0.wp.com/neonismycolor.com/N...itting-up1.gif

Toby Waller

11-07-2015 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzz (Post 11867717)

You seam familiar, did you ever stick your nutz in a coyote trap?

By accident or for pleasure?....not recently

Simply Red

11-07-2015 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11867861)

How many accounts have people given over to him?

Is this some bad dream?

https://filmfork-cdn.s3.amazonaws.co..._malkovich.jpg

Chillax - it's me not Clay.

Simply Red

11-07-2015 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 11867684)

The finest kind

I prefer bare.

Bwana

11-07-2015 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867909)

#2 is the closest to what I was texted

Good God! :eek:

At first glance I though that was Willie Robertson laying in her lap.

http://s3.aetv.com/dd-s4-willie-castbio-688x1065.jpg

FlaChief58

11-07-2015 07:30 AM

That song is great with the volume turned off

Deberg_1990

11-07-2015 07:35 AM

Would smash

Simply Red

11-07-2015 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 11868037)

Would smash

sounds good bud!

Perineum Ripper

11-07-2015 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867566)

I love u

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/201...21881956-1.gif

threebag

11-07-2015 09:08 AM

K Fed wants to cuckold

Fire Me Boy!

11-07-2015 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 11867597)

Something about chicks with guys haircuts is a HUGE turn off for me. So, no.

I don't think there's such a thing. Does she have a vagina? Then it's a girl's haircut. (I liked Natalie Portman bald, short-haired, and long-haired equally well.)

stevieray

11-07-2015 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11868080)

I don't think

well, yeah.

It's ok coochie, you don't have to like short haircuts on girls.

Fire Me Boy!

11-07-2015 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11868084)

well, yeah.

It's ok coochie, you don't have to like short haircuts on girls.

:spock:

Did you actually read my post? I said I was fine with short haircuts on girls.

stevieray

11-07-2015 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11868091)

:spock:

Did you actually read my post? I said I was fine with short haircuts on girls.

:spock:

Did you actually read my post? I said it's fine if Coochie doesn't like short hair on girls.

Fire Me Boy!

11-07-2015 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11868101)

:spock:

Did you actually read my post? I said it's fine if Coochie doesn't like short hair on girls.

I misunderstood. I thought you were calling me "coochie" after only quoting part of my post, not referring to another poster. (I don't usually look at usernames, so I rarely pay attention to who says what.)

stevieray

11-07-2015 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 11868105)

notorious

11-07-2015 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)

Image: Not Safe for Work

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...hock-signs.gif

Hog's Gone Fishin

11-07-2015 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11867568)

Much like Pamela Anderson, she looks like complete white trash in person.
Without all of her makeup and hair stylists (not to mention the rest of her team), she's be a 6 at best.

Plus, she can't sing or write music. She's the Millennial version of Milli-Vanilli for her generation.

She has singers off stage that actually sing for her.

:deevee: But I LOVE Pamela

Mennonite

11-07-2015 10:30 AM

Demi's fur-burger is probably gray now. It'd be like going down on Davy Crockett's hat.

Oh, and I call absolute bullshit on Pamela Anderson being a six. In her prime, she was the hottest woman on the planet.

Bwana

11-07-2015 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mennonite (Post 11868128)

Demi's fur-burger is probably gray now. It'd be like going down on Davy Crockett's hat.

LMAO nice.

http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanag...kerx-large.jpg

rico	11-07-2015 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11868124)

:deevee: But I LOVE Pamela

Ahhhhh you like yer' women just a little on the....trashy side!!

OctoberFart

11-07-2015 11:39 AM

Ugh we know what you have been googling and whacking off too. Yuk

rico	11-07-2015 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11868163)

Ugh we know what you have been googling and whacking off too. Yuk

I don't really think it's that uncommon to spank it to Britney, bitch. People Google search the hell out of her, homeslice!!!

Simply Red

11-07-2015 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 11868124)

:deevee: But I LOVE Pamela

I love Dane - he's one of my best friends on this website - but I'm disgusted with him insulting the slutty goodness I wanted w/ this thread.

Eleazar

11-07-2015 12:25 PM

Simply Red

11-07-2015 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OctoberFart (Post 11868163)

Ugh we know what you have been googling and whacking off too. Yuk

yeah - I'll take the anti bush - not the forest. Not my style or preference. Tic tacky? maybe - but it's just what i require. I'm barely cool w/ a landing strip - but I guess I'll cope with it on the right chick - even a strip though - can't have height.

Do you wanna play some CP poker a little later on tonight?

Donger

11-07-2015 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867547)

Would you love to plow Britney Spears?

No.

Potato

11-07-2015 12:42 PM

still sexy.. i'd like to stick it up her butt

Bowser

11-07-2015 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)

Image: Not Safe for Work

http://imgfave-herokuapp-com.global....8581518421.jpg

http://littlewonder.com/global/conte...ush-cutter.jpg

http://cdn3.politicaloutcast.com/wp-...rox-bleach.jpg

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../341936_v1.gif

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...nv65yvxjpg.jpg

Bugeater

11-07-2015 12:54 PM

I haven't yet dared to click on that picture. I think I'm comfortable with that decision.

LoneWolf

11-07-2015 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11868205)

I haven't yet dared to click on that picture. I think I'm comfortable with that decision.

Probably a wise choice. Anyone who went down on Demi in the 80s coughed up one of these the next day.

http://dd508hmafkqws.cloudfront.net/...airball2_0.jpg

Bowser

11-07-2015 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baconeater (Post 11868205)

I haven't yet dared to click on that picture. I think I'm comfortable with that decision.

Think back to the very first time you saw a vag, back before trimming and grooming was a thing. It's about ten times worse than that.

Bowser

11-07-2015 01:06 PM

I mean Christ, Demi's dingleberries had to have been legendary back then. The hair down there just DOESN'T STOP.

http://replygif.net/i/132.gif

notorious

11-07-2015 01:10 PM

It's a faaaaaaake.

NSFW

Spoiler!

Actually, I really don't know which one is fake.

Simply Red

11-07-2015 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Potato (Post 11868198)

still sexy.. i'd like to stick it up her butt

http://i.imgur.com/JWiLNe3.jpg

Bowser

11-07-2015 01:31 PM

Let's all just agree this version is best (sans 70's muff, Dane. Sorry.), and move along...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tZffzmxkP4...n-Bikini-7.jpg

Bowser

11-07-2015 01:32 PM

Sorry your Brittney thread turned into a Demi thread, SR. FWIW, I'd still give Britt a jump, even all Whiskey Tango'd out.

TLO	11-07-2015 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11868214)

It's a faaaaaaake.

NSFW

Spoiler!

Actually, I really don't know which one is fake.

This one seems nice.

Still a bit too much hair for my liking, but that first pic gave me nightmares.

Bowser

11-07-2015 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 11868214)

It's a faaaaaaake.

NSFW

Spoiler!

Actually, I really don't know which one is fake.

Uhhh...

Image: Not Safe for Work

Bowser

11-07-2015 01:36 PM

I mean, is freaking Armenian?

baitism

11-07-2015 01:36 PM

Would impregnate for riches.

KCUnited

11-07-2015 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonzie04 (Post 11867722)

Image: Not Safe for Work

The 4th Cueto brother.

TLO	11-07-2015 01:39 PM

I've seen more bush in this thread than a....

Well, you get the point.

Bowser

11-07-2015 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 11868245)

The 4th Cueto brother.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_-cpxo-eaV...er+Brother.png

Bwana

11-07-2015 01:46 PM

Another angle of the bush of doom.

https://assets.rbl.ms/1498242/980x.jpg

TLO	11-07-2015 01:50 PM

http://blog.worldagroforestry.org/wp...bush-mango.jpg

Here we see a man, (a man with a nice phone), displaying treasures he found in the doomsday bush.

TLO	11-07-2015 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 11868256)

Another angle of the bush of doom.

https://assets.rbl.ms/1498242/980x.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/glCYvkZ.gif

TimBone

11-07-2015 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11868233)

Let's all just agree this version is best (sans 70's muff, Dane. Sorry.), and move along...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tZffzmxkP4...n-Bikini-7.jpg

No, no, no. I loved her pre-boob job. I just didn't realize she was sporting a jew fro downstairs. That shower picture you posted would be the perfect girl minus the Chewbacca snatch.

mdstu

11-07-2015 03:55 PM

It's from a Spain Penthouse shoot. NSFW

http://www.o9l.com/threads/17021-Dem...ain-March-1981

Simply Red

11-07-2015 07:47 PM

Dane is not a fan of body hair either - he'd indicated it holds sweat - which sours as it sits - Right Dane? I totally agree w/ that outlook.

jallmon

11-07-2015 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11867580)

Sorry Britney - If Dane doesn't approve - you have to go. Goodbye my pop princess. I'm sure you'll look like Lita Ford in no time, no way.

God darned it - well it was a fun fantasy Friday for about 12 mins or so. :(

That's all I'd need.

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