I know this ain't the "Ask the straight, cracker, Donk scum anything" thread, but I remember when I came to understand that I wanted to spend as much time as possible (maybe even a lot more time than was possible) with naked girls. My parents were less than supportive. In fact, they were quite vocal about the possible consequences I might face.

Do you actually like things in your booty? That has to be quite painful...wtf?

ROFL

Okay, I'm outta of this thread.............

What was your relationship with your parents growing up?

is Michael Sam attractive>?

LMAO

And they prefer big dick over small. It's crazy, right?

Being attracted to another man is one thing.

Liking that is quite another.

Again, WTF?

For this record, this applies to women too. It just doesn't make sense to me.

Do you spit or swallow?

You a top or bottom?

Clay wants to know!

How do you decide who pitches and who catches? Asking for a friend.

Already been answered

What do you think of David Letterman's new look?

I don't understand how a girl or guy could do that and then oral sex and then that, etc. Not that pussy is clean, either, the other side is just different.

Does the term goatse mean anything to you?

http://tiffchow.typepad.com/.a/6a00e...8fda0ac28a4-pi

If one of the patrol cars has a broken siren are you automatically designated to sit on the roof and yell "WHHHOOOOOOEEEEE" or is that a seniority designation?

Considering there's been 7 pages of responses without any of this, perhaps you're projecting.

Grey's Anatomy is one of my favorite shows. Does that make me gay? :)

2 pages.

Fix your thread settings.

Not sure what you mean; I see 7 pages...90+ responses.

How would you know if you've never tried it?

............ Or have you tried it, Loochy? ��

No reason if you could make it to Berry.

I pooped big a few times.

Not good.

If you were to hook up with a shemale (no offense intended by the term) is that still considered being gay, or is that going straight?

Go to UserCP options and you can change the number of responses per page. If you set it to the highest (80) it's only begun page 2.

Having to click through all those pages would drive me crazy. Especially on mobile/ipad

What the heck was Brian Boitano thinking, coming out just a few days after being named to the U.S. delegation to the Winter Olympics in Sochi?

And a follow-up. What would he do if he were here right now?

I'll hang up and listen off the air.

Dinny

Did you ever end up in a girl's butt, before you figured out what you liked? Was there a comparison?

Who's hotter? Putin or Obama?

Butt stuff intimidates me.

My girl has mentioned wanting to put her fingers in my butt multiple times. I'm not sure I'll ever let her do it.

It's not something that should be pre-planned. It's a heat of the moment thing and it either works or it doesn't.

I was 28 years old the first time had a chick toss my salad and stick her finger in my hole. It really hadn't occurred to me as an option before that but at that moment in time, it was glorious.

Again, it's a heat of the moment thing.

Well, I guess I'm open to it because everyone I ask, who isn't afraid to admit they've had it done to them, says it feels amazing.

My ex would want to do it while giving BJ's. I wouldn't call it amazing. It was rather uncomfortable. I let her lick my ass whenever she wanted but no to the finger thing.

Hmm. Well, it seems EVERYONE who has their ass licked loves it. Opinions on actual insertion seem to vary.

I'll probably just try it on her first one night to get warmed up to the idea.

Have her put a little pressure on the ol b-hole when she's going down on you. You can thank me later.

Actually, have her grip your balls when you're about to nut. A little bit of pressure right under the ball suck along with some massaging will give the most intense orgasm ever.

Especially if she keeps sucking through the cum shot.....

My lady always swallows but I will say she doesn't do much exploring down there. Really, all she does is stroke it with one hand and suck on the tip until I bust. She doesn't switch up speed or technique, doesn't use her tongue.

It always feels great so I don't complain but maybe I should mention something to her before it gets stale.

If she isn't gasping for air and choking herself she just isn't doing it right.

This guy watches a lot of porn.

NTTAWWT

I like to hose her down with a little pineapple juice and celery packed punch

Jelly or syrup?

Son of a gun. That was supposed to be a text to my wife.

How much truth is there to the saying "I'm not gay, my dick was in him!"

Oh, and is it or is it not gay when it's in a 3 way?

Why is nobody applauding the enormous courage that Denver Chief has shown here? It is truly inspirational. This man is a national treasure.

He should win an award. It takes huge stones to admit you're gay in this day and age.

I've thought about this thread all day at work. Feeling kinda depressed that someone else on this sight has jerked off more pigs than I have so when I got home I stuck a banana up my ass , you know just to check.

I'm not ghey.

Do you watch gay porn?

Did you pull the banana out or did you let a couple piglets fight over who gets to peel and eat it while you hang onto it with your turd cutter?

Why did you DECIDE to be gay?

She must be young. It's a skill they develop. I wouldn't mention anything. Just put some porn on and she'll take notes.

How many chopsticks can you fit up your ass at one time?

Have you had sex with Bruce Jenner yet?

That's still less gay than eating with them

I do. But only because my crop insurance agent is French. He always gives me crazy ass French food. This year it was Brie cheese. It was horribad.

Especially to this crowd. I had no idea.

There is no such thing as chicks with dicks only dudes with boobs.

LMAO

Wild guess here.... You are 50+ years old?

Not even close.

Your sarcasm meter broken?

Dude, in this place, ya never know.

Glad to hear it was in jest, and that you aren't a Sportshrink or whoever clone.

hey gay guy did you tear through your pillow cases yet?

Does Niles Crane set your gaydar off?

Chiefshrink. That guy's a douche.

If that dude is really a shrink, i bet 90 percent of his patients met an end dangling from a noose.

LMAO Is anal leakage a deal breaker? I would think that would equate to a smelly vag.

LMAO

This thread could have AIDS...

Need more gay guy answers

He's already answered more questions than your black guy did.

Do gay guys like bacon?

Have you ever done anything borderline gay like sucking a black guys cock for 2 hours?

I'm good, I always wear condoms on my fingers when I'm active with CP. all kinds of shit out here.

Have you ever been with a girl, or always just guys?

A pleasant surprise.

Once in high school. Dated girls just never had the urge to go beyond dating. The one time it happened it was awkward and unpleasant.

DenverChief how often does your gaydar go off here on CP?

Does that Hottest Celebrity thread out a few of us?

The Golden Rule:

It's OK, when it's in a 3 way.
It's not gay when it's in a 3 way.
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway.
The area is gray in a 1, 2, 3 way.

LMAO there have been a few times. I'll have to check that thread more often :p

It's only gay if you "take it" ;)